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Yossi's "Yo! Check it out, yo!"
I, Yoshida, will answer your questions about "Morning Musume."
Yossi's "Yo! Check it out, yo!"
This week's question is...
"If you didn't become "Morning Musume.", what would you like to become?"
This is a question from Mura Masanobu-san of Kanagawa Prefecture.
I'll answer it right away.
What job would you like to become?
Nakazawa-san is a woman manager. That's a perfect image for you.
Abe-san is a housewife and a cook.
Iida-san is a painter and a disciple of Yamashita Kiyoshi-san.
Yaguchi-san is a lady from Disneyland.
This is because you can see Pooh-san every day.
Goto-san is... I think I'm a lady from a shop.
I'm sure she's a store clerk or something like that.
And Rika-chan is an apparel worker.
And Kago-chan is a nurse and a wife.
Suji-chan is a volleyball player.
And I'm a elementary school teacher.
This is because elementary school students love it!
That's all for Yossi's "Yo! Check it out, yo!"
Here are the questions!
Minimoni-san, I enjoy watching you every time, but what is that rock-paper-scissors?
What do you mean "what is that"? That's official rock- paper-scissors!
It has a meaning.
Ask me!
What happens if you win against Tsuji?
If you win against Tsuji, you can...
You can?
You can do your best!
You can do your best for sure!
That's right!
Minimoni-san, I love you!
In this week's challenge, the four of them will be united with strong laughter!
Minimoni, who continues to run wild, has completed her original physical exercise!
The popular karaoke battle has finally brought out their famous song!
And in the new project, Mom's will choke on forbidden fruit!
Hello!
It's already autumn, isn't it?
It's autumn, isn't it?
By the way, what are you wearing?
I'm wearing a bar shirt.
Can I say it?
Jacket...because it's cold.
Don't say it!
Wait!
Yuu-chan is definitely wearing it, too.
Stop it!
Yuu-chan, you know,
when you went to a concert,
you just put some cloth on your no-sleeve jacket and came here.
Say "stone"!
Put some cloth on it and...
What?
What's going on?
This...
maid!
Pashmoni!
Yeah!
OK! Let's get started!
Everyone! Look! On this electronic board... Wow! It's cool!
Pashmoni is upgraded from this time and we'll answer more and more requests from general public.
Upgraded! Upgraded! Upgraded! We'll do our best!
This time's request is...
This way, please.
Yes!
Hot spring hotel.
Ms. Nanasawa wants Ms. Nakamura to take over the job at the hot spring hotel!
Well, we'll see who gets it!
We'll decide who gets it with this bulletin board!
But Ms. Yamaguchi said it.
What? It's already decided!
Why would you say something like that?
Ms. Yamaguchi said it!
Okay, then we'll start recording.
Okay!
Ready...
Start!
It's glowing!
Wow!
How can it not glow?
I made up a song just for you!
Why...
Why did you use me?!
And Dahki...
And Michi...
And Ponanutz...
Wow!
Why aren't you over there?!
Recording schedules probably won't match.
This is funny!
This time, Nanasawaso, which received an order from Pashimoni, is surrounded by rich nature.
Kanagawa Prefecture is a hot and famous hotel.
For this purpose, Daniel, Ayaka, Refua and Heike and Michio, who are the guests, will head to Nanasawaso.
This is Nanasawaso, which received an order.
This lady welcomed us with four people.
And this time's client, your husband, Shigeo Nakamura.
He is also selected for the top 100 artists in Japan.
What kind of work is waiting for him?
Well, let's get started.
Two of you will go home one by one and start.
- Yes. - Yes, please.
Today, I'm in charge of arranging these three.
- But I hope you'll do your best. - Yes!
- I'm looking forward to it. - I'm looking forward to it!
- I'm looking forward to working with you four. - I'm looking forward to working with you.
So, two of you will go home one by one and start.
- Ayaka Alefar is in charge of the outside. - Ayaka Alefar is in charge of the outside.
- Yes! - Yes!
There's an animal outside.
- The animal is... - It looks delicious.
The animal is waiting for you.
So, you know, the animal is also cute.
- So, let's start taking care of the animal. - I can't get in.
- You can get in now. - What?
I'll give you this.
- You can put it down there. - Yes, I'll do it.
- You can put it down there. - You're amazing!
You can put it down there.
It's cute.
Put it down there.
You can put it down there.
- You can put it down there. - Is it okay here?
- Yes, it's okay. - It's cute.
- It's cute!
Two of them feed or clean up the animals.
After visiting a zoo like this, the next person is...
Saaru!
Awesome!
(Dogs barking)
Awesome! Yasuke, you can do it!
(Dogs barking)
On the other hand, Ayaka and Ref and her team are in a good mood.
You are working hard, Daniel.
You are good at turning.
(Laughter)
You are hungry, aren't you?
I'm hungry.
Are you hungry?
Let's eat after you brush your teeth.
(Laughter)
They are working hard even though they are hungry.
They are eating lunch together.
However, their attitude will change next time.
Ayaka and her team couldn't do anything.
They said "I want to quit", "I want to go home".
They said "very...busy".
(Laughter)
What do you mean "very busy"?
(Laughter)
You must use that word!
Which one of you hesitated?
You said "farming", didn't you?
I didn't say that!
(Laughter)
Which one of you said "farming"?
You are so cute!
(Laughter)
Which one of you said "farming"?
(Cheering)
A new corner of fear, Doki Doki Five!
This week's souvenir is hot spring buns.
But each of them has their own difficulties.
The challengers are these four people and these senior members.
The four of you will decide who will do it.
Which senior member will you choose?
One, two...
Minimoni Leader, Nakashita!
Rock-paper-scissors!
The winner of rock-paper-scissors will choose in order.
Rossi!
Please watch carefully!
If you lose, it's the worst.
This one!
I lost last time.
It's Yaguchi, right?
Yes, it's me.
This one!
Everyone, wait a minute!
It's definitely this one!
Yaguchi, it's this one!
Everyone, are you ready?
Yes!
Then let's go!
Let's have the five of you eat it together!
Doki Doki Five!
One, two...
Eat it!
Eat it all at once!
It's okay!
Really, Rika-chan?
It smells weird!
How does it taste?
It smells sour!
Sour?
It's spicy!
I don't know what you're talking about, but...
It's weird!
Then I'll laugh!
Challenge!
Soreke! Challenge Morning Musume!
In reverse!
Challenge!
It's a lonely battle against yourself!
Hello! I'm Chami Shuka!
Morning Musume! is challenging various things in this corner!
This time we are challenging Wadaiko!
Why don't you try it, Wadaiko?
It's cool!
If I can hit it properly...
But I'm tired...
No, but it's cool!
But you know...
Katsu will go in if you hit it, Chami!
No!
Try it!
It's cool, Chami!
Challenge!
No! You have to do it, Chami!
The theme of this time is Wadaiko!
Abeto and Suda are improving fast from the beginning!
Nakazawa and Iida are in a big trouble!
What will happen next?
It's always cool, but I'll go with a fierce pattern!
Pattern!
This is the rhythm you have to learn this time!
It's different from before!
The point is to raise your arms twice!
This is difficult!
Even here, Yasuda and Abe are swallowing fast!
It's serious expression of Iida, but...
Nakazawa is almost at his limit
But girls continue to hit the drum
What's the result?
Let's listen to the big hit of "Challenge Girls"
As you know, it's over, but I'd like you to choose one of the four girls who worked the hardest.
Yes, Nakazawa-san.
Oh, no!
Is it me?
The reason is that the person in the front can't see behind you, so you're the most nervous.
The person in the back can see in front of you, but you were able to do it without anyone seeing you.
So, for that reason, you're in the front.
I'm happy! Thank you very much!
Oh, no! Am I nervous?
Then, I'll give you a new bike.
Can I really have it?
Yes, yes, yes. Please take it.
Yes! Thank you very much!
How was it?
The ceremony was awesome!
It was really cool!
Awesome!
What's this?
The best pose.
The best pose. OK.
The best pose for you, too.
Teacher, you were really cool!
Thank you!
Next time, you should do it, too.
The best!
Please make it popular!
Make it popular!
Yes!
Goodbye!
Bye-bye!
Minimoni!
Start!
Don, docker, don, docker, yay!
Don, docker, don, docker, don, docker...
- I'm getting drunk. - Yeah.
What? What's going on?
One of you four isn't here.
Mika-san isn't here!
Oh, you're right!
Where did you put it?!
Bring it here! Bring it here!
- What is this? - What is it?
It's a bloodstain deliverer, isn't it?
Let's read it out loud.
To Yaguchi-san, Kago-chan, and Tsuji-chan...
It's cold today, so we're taking a break.
Nice to meet you!
Mika!
Mika-san is here!
What are you doing?!
It's so cold!
Kotatsu, what is this?!
It makes me feel warm.
Come on! Come on! It's warm!
- Really? - Come in! Come in!
Yay!
No one's here. Just the leader.
This is nice! I like Kotatsu-san!
It feels good!
It's so cold!
Oh, I like it!
When you drink this...
- What is it? - It warms you up!
I don't like the color!
What is it?
It's warm!
What is it?
It smells like this again!
I'm sure it's not milk!
It's hot!
Is it bad?
It's bad!
It's hot!
What is it?
Kotatsu-san, come out!
I don't like it!
Come out!
I don't like it!
Thank you!
It's warm!
I don't like it!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
Leader!
What?
To warm up, let's move our bodies!
That's right! Let's do gymnastics!
Gymnastics?
What is gymnastics?
It's love gymnastics!
It warms you up!
It's warm!
Really?
But you guys are always dancing like this!
Hey! Do it properly!
That's Kei Shimura's gymnastics!
So it has to be at least original!
Ouch!
But it's okay!
Let's change Ain's part and make it at least like her!
Nice idea!
Let's think of at least original gymnastics!
Okay!
First, let's have Kaho think of a word that changes to "Ain".
"Un"!
What?
"Un"!
What are you saying?
"Un"!
Did you two think of it?
"Un"!
Okay, try it!
One, two, three!
What was it?
Okay!
One, two, three!
"Un"! Let's start gymnastics!
"Un"! Forward!
"Un"! To the right!
"Un"! To the left!
"Un"! To the back!
"Un"! To each other!
"Un"! "Un"! "Un"! "Un"! "Un"!
This is fun!
"Un"!
Let's do it!
One, two, three!
Shut up! Where did you do that choreography?
You don't have any cuteness! No!
You don't have to be cute to be minimalistic!
So, you know, you can be cute and go "plink!"
How is it?
It's cold to say it, but...
Hey!
Hey, how is it?
Um...
Is it cold?
So, you know, you can shake your butt and go "plink!"
Yeah, "plink!"
That's good!
Yeah! That's good!
Yes! That's fine!
Okay!
Yes!
Me too, teacher!
Yes! Teacher!
Stand up! Stand up, Aya-kun!
Mika's unexpected statement has Minimoni laughing out loud!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Wait a minute!
Minimoni! Let's start "plink" gymnastics!
One, two, three!
Let's start "plink" gymnastics!
Yes!
To the front, "plink"!
To the right, "plink"!
To the left, "plink"!
To the back, "plink"!
To each other, "plink"!
"plink", "plink", "plink", "plink", "plink"
It's fun, "plink"!
That's good!
How is it, Mika-chan? Has it gotten warmer?
It's warm! It's hot now! It's hot!
That's good!
Okay!
Shall we say it like we always do?
Yes!
One, two, three!
It was Minimoni!
Minimoni!
Let's sing the last phrase!
Yes!
Is it OK over there?
Yes, it's OK!
Today we will sing a song called "Harajuku 6 o'clock Gathering".
It's an album song, isn't it?
Yes, it is!
The rules are simple.
If you sing the last phrase of the song divided into 22 phrases, you will be penalized.
You can sing up to 3 phrases.
Now, let's sing a song!
The order of singing is decided by the game.
It's "shuffle" time!
Are you ready, everyone?
OK!
"Harajuku 6 o'clock Gathering".
Music, start!
As I thought, you're coming late
Ha!
I'm different
Because I like you
Para para tu tu para para
The movie won't wait for me
Why? Why? I don't know anymore
There's no way this love will last forever
It's not a fairy tale, it's someone I've fallen in love with
There's no more prediction for a fairy tale
It's someone I've fallen in love with
So, Tsuri-chan is the winner of the penalty game!
Yay!
By the way!
The penalty game is...
When the balloon inflates, you have to do "bam, bam, bam, bam" twice!
Yay!
Okay!
Switch on!
Start!
Scary, scary, scary!
Wow!
It stopped for a second!
Why did it stop?
Scary!
Suzy, you lost!
I'm sorry!
Say something to the camera!
Suzy, you should have made it easier!
Four times in a row!
Suzy's case is from now on, without this!
Oh, right, this is a match!
Scary!
Huh? Huh?
Kei-chan, you have a camera!
I don't!
Why?
Don't say it again!
It's a very important corner for Kei-chan!
That's right!
But...
I don't know if you're lying or not!
I've never said that!
Pose as if I'm the coolest mannequin!
Yossi, this is awesome!
Narada-san?
Is that a mannequin?
Yes.
Let's go!
Cheese!
Thank you for your hard work!
Bye-bye!