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Yossi's "YO! CHECK IT OUT, YO!"
I, Shizawa, will answer Morning Musume.'s questions.
Yossi's "YO! CHECK IT OUT, OUT YOU!"
Here is the first email.
It is a question from Rinko-san of the port district "Tell me what Morning Musume. is addicted to now."
Here is what Morning Musume. is addicted to now.
Bagels!
This bagel is popular with Morning Musume.
Of course, I made this bagel popular on Google.
By the way, I have written down the types of bagels I have eaten so far.
There are about this many.
There is one more.
It may be only me, but I am addicted to this.
Boiled eggs!
I always eat one every day, but if you eat too much, it is not good for your health, so please be careful not to imitate me.
That is all for Yossi's "YO! CHECK IT OUT, OUT YOU!"
Here is the question.
I am waiting for it.
Minimum!
Emergency announcement!
(Asayan style)
What is it?
Hey!
Morning Musume.
Everyone, be quiet!
Minimum!
This week, Minimum has announced an emergency announcement.
As expected, it is a huge success.
In addition, Challenge has challenged a lot.
In the popular karaoke battle, that famous beauty is very excited.
Let's get excited today, too!
Hello!
Today's guest is a very beautiful person.
Senri Yamazaki!
Your costume is very sexy.
It's perfect.
Wait a minute.
Be conscious of your thighs.
My thighs...
Are you talking about your thighs?
Yes.
Are you talking about our calves?
They're not thin at all.
Wait a minute.
You look better in this costume than in your style.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's beautiful.
I want to watch it all day and end it like this.
The second time.
What's going on?
Last time, Shibata brought back milk from Hokkaido.
But this morning girl doesn't like milk at all.
This is bad.
Please go and get some butter.
Shibata goes back to Hokkaido to get some butter.
Once again, I'd like to introduce you to the charm of Obihiro.
Look forward to it!
A trip to Hokkaido Pashimoni where melon commemorative silkworms go!
Now, if you think of a flower garden farm...
It's fun!
Why are you playing with your family?
Here, Tokachi Nature Center is a place where you can easily touch nature from Obihiro city to car for about 15 minutes.
So there is no time to play!
Receive butter, which is your real goal, and finally arrive at the flower garden farm!
You came again!
How is it?
Everyone is waiting in the studio.
Please give me butter.
Butter?
Butter.
Wait a minute!
I can't do that!
What do you want?
Butter.
How do you make it with butter?
Um...milk...milk...
Talk properly!
Milk, milk!
Say sentences! Sentences!
For those who don't know anything, you can't make it with butter!
Shibata is angry again this week!
As expected, she helps with the farm work!
Isn't it heavy?
Is it heavy?
About that much.
If you think about what kind of work it is...
Actually, it was dog food!
In winter, it's only dogs who are active with their dogs.
Shibata is quite scared!
If you let your guard down for a moment, it's dangerous!
Finally, the work is done!
Finally, it's time for the main work!
Finally, I'm going to make butter and make it into a curry!
Yay!
The ingredients for making delicious butter are fresh cream and fresh milk!
This is just shaking it!
Just shaking it?
That's right!
Okay, then!
One, two...
Ah!
I did it!
Huh? Can I open my mouth for a second?
Isn't it a little half-made?
What about this?
I'm taking it out!
Finally, the butter is done!
It's done!
With that, Shibata is back!
Thank you!
It's amazing!
It looks like a general cream like this!
There's bread here, so let's eat it now!
Is this okay?
How is it?
It's kind of soft.
But I like it!
It looks good for canapés and crackers.
Shibata-chan, I want to eat potato pancakes.
Are you making it?
Are you making potato pancakes?
Yes.
That's what I thought.
Three layers of potatoes.
Did you bring them from Hokkaido?
Yes.
That's right! I'm happy!
Wow! Potatoes!
Let's eat!
It looks so delicious!
Can I split it?
Potatoes are so good!
It's so good!
How is it, Yaguchi?
Potatoes and fresh butter!
Thank you, Shibata!
It was worth going there!
Shibata's "Passimo" is completed!
Passimo!
Go! "Challenge Morning Girl"!
Hello! I'm Jeremy Shikawa!
In this segment, morning girls will be challenged to do various things!
Here is today's topic!
Passimo
I'm here with the members of "Challenge Morning Girl"!
Nice to meet you!
This time, we will do it vertically!
What is "vertically"?
"Vertically" is...
Jeremy-san...
We will act with a sword!
Mic!
We will act with a sword!
While we are waiting for your comments...
I'll do it! I'll do it!
Ouch!
Even today, you look like you're about to spit it out!
First of all, we will start with the attacker!
She will cut the opponent's throat!
"Mickey Throat"!
Hmm, it's cool when it's decided!
Go!
It's cool, isn't it?
When you're ready...
You can do it yourself!
You can do it!
I'll cut it!
Wait a minute!
I really hit you a lot!
No, it's okay!
Hurry up! I'm waiting for you!
You're amazing!
I'm waiting for you!
I'm sorry!
Come at me!
Gassha!
I'm scared of you!
Like this?
I'm scared!
I'm not scared!
You're doing everything standing up!
You have to come forward!
I have to come forward?
You're doing everything standing up!
Next up is "uke no kata".
First, dodge your opponent's katana twice.
Next, dodge your opponent's katana twice with your katana.
Then, do an "ashibarai".
Then, dodge your opponent's "ashibarai".
This is a continuous technique, so it's difficult!
I'm scared of you!
I'm sorry!
Jump!
I'm scared of you!
I'm really scared of you!
It's okay! I know you're scared of me!
One last time!
I'm scared of you!
Go!
The other way!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Don't be scared!
I'm scared!
I'm the scariest one here.
Go! Go!
I'm scared!
No, I'm not scared!
I'm scared!
What is this!?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Let me cut you!
Okay, okay, okay.
Go for it!
One more!
I'm scared!
To the side!
Look! One more!
To the side! To the side!
Okay, wash your feet! Wash your feet!
Wash your feet! Wash your feet!
Like that!
Look!
Dodge it!
Like that!
You'll fly this time!
In the end!
Try it again!
Okay!
I'm scared!
This is scary!
Like that! Like that!
Like that!
Fly! Fly! Fly!
Like that! Like that!
Will we be able to do it?
We will.
We are getting serious now.
Next episode is "Sumitenshio-san".
That's all for now.
I'm Charmy.
Let's sing the last phrase.
OK!
Yes!
Well, Seiri-san is getting married and it looks like she's going to have a double wedding,
so the song is "Happy Tomo Wedding".
Thank you!
I'm tired!
Please sing for me, everyone!
The rule is simple.
This time, the person who sings the last phrase of the song divided into 45 phrases will be divided.
One person can sing up to the highest sound phrase.
Now, who will be the penalty this week?
The order and the division of the game are shuffle time!
Music, start!
Like we met each other, I'm all alone
Even on days when I'm about to collapse
Even when I don't know what I'm dreaming about
Wahaha!
I used to be spoiled and spoiled
But now...
Ah, I wonder if it's true
Ah, I'm grateful
Ah, I'm worried a lot
Ah, I'm sorry for avoiding you
I've decided
Thank you!
Mr. Tsurimoto, who doesn't listen and refuses
He may be poor, but he's a kind person
He and my dad like fishing
Because my dad said that fishermen don't have bad people
Right, dad?
Ah, I wonder if it's true
Ah, I'm grateful
Ah, I'm worried a lot
Ah, I'm sorry for avoiding you
I've decided
♪ Sometimes, you know, ah, from now on, you know, we'll be different for the rest of our lives.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
So, Suzy is the one who gets the punishment!
I'm sorry for what I did to you the other day!
I'm happy!
Oh, what was I saying?
By the way!
The punishment is to blow up balloons and do "Ba- ba- bam!" Ultra-DX!
So, Suzy, please get in the box.
That's quick!
It's easy to get in.
It's fun and I can't help it.
Do you like balloons?
I love balloons!
She loves them!
It's not a punishment!
This is just for fun.
Are you okay?
Here we go!
Are you okay?
Are you going to hit your head?
Okay, here we go!
Switch...
On!
Go, go!
Help me!
Ouch!
It's an ultra!
Wow!
It's pretty!
It's nice!
It's like an ultra!
You have a lot of it on you!
It's shining!
Thank you!
Yamazaki Senri-san released a book
Yes, I have it here
Do you have it?
Do you want to see it?
I want to see it!
There is a cover of it
This book is about
I have someone I like
but I don't know what to say
and "fashionable"
I have a lot of clothes
but I don't know what to wear
There are many meanings of this book
but I'm totally fine
Everything is OK
Do you have any questions for girls from Yamazaki- san?
I want to hear it!
What's in that dumpling?
Anko (red bean paste)
One, two!
Minimoni!
So small!
Don doco don doco don doco do!
Yay!
Don doco don doco don doco do!
Yay!
Don doco don doco don doco do!
Yay!
So, this week
Minimoni's corner title is
Minimoni is too small
Second time, second time
What is it, Kagano-san?
Good morning
Kana-chan is here!
Kana-chan is here, too!
Ohasta is a popular TV show in Tokyo.
Yama-chan is the main host of Ohasta and Kana-chan is the navigator of Ohasta.
Oha!
Say "oha" properly.
Oha!
That's right. It's "oha" originally.
At this hour?
It's already time for bed.
That's right! It's already time for bed.
It's still before noon. What will you do when you go to bed?
You go to bed.
Not yet.
Actually...
Um...
On "Hello! Morning!"...
Um...
I heard there's a comedy trio called "mini-moni".
Yama-chan, you're really funny.
I was wondering what it would be like.
It's a cute and funny comedy trio.
It's comedy, right?!
That's right!
Um...
There's a cute and funny one, but...
It's not a comedy trio...
We're working hard for our major debut.
It's not comedy!
Yes!
Um... Tsuji and Kago, please explain "mini-moni".
Please!
Yes!
Yes! We "mini-moni" are a unit that Yaguchi-san created on his own, but...
We can't make a major debut easily.
Is that so?
Of course we can, but we can't release a CD.
Um...
We will!
You will?
Yes!
Then...
Yes!
Since you decided to make a CD debut on your own...
Yes!
"Ohasta" will support you!
We will support you!
That's why you should hold a corner at "Ohasta" and become a regular!
Are you serious?!
That's right!
"Kana" will end this month.
No!
Goodbye!
Don't say that!
We want to debut!
Yes!
You want to debut!?
Thank you!
Let's cheer out "eih, eih, oh, haa"!
Yes!
Mitglימjin!
eih, eih, oh, haa!
It's done!
Now it's time for us to say goodbye.
Thank you!
Bye-bye!
Blurble, blurble, blurble....
You girls were amazing!
So, Minimoni's regular band has been decided,
but Yaguchi will release the CD on his own.
Yes!
It's decided!
Is it okay?
Let's have Ohafu-tan cheer for us and we'll do our best!
- Yes! - Yes!
So, before we celebrate,
shall we sing a song?
- Yes! - Yes!
Ready?
Here we go!
One, two...
Minimoni!
So small!
Don doco don doco don doco don!
Yay!
Don doco don doco don doco don!
Yay!
Don doco don doco don doco don!
Yay!
Don doco don doco don doco don!
Yay!
- Bye-bye! - Bye-bye!
Although it's Ohafu-tan's Minimoni,
Yaguchi has an important announcement!
Um...
I'd like...
to add a new member!
Ah!
Ah! Shut up!
Actually, um...
Yaguchi has found someone who fits Minimoni perfectly!
Who is it?
Ask me who it is.
Ask me, ask me...
Who is it?
Do you want to know?
Let me introduce you!
She's 146cm tall and she's a international star!
It's Yamana-chan!
Ah!
That's right! Yamana-chan and Tamura Ryoko are the new members of Minimoni!
Yamana-chan became the world's best at this year's Sydney Olympics!
She made a big impression all over Japan! She's a small girl under 150cm like Minimoni!
New member!
Eh, is it this one? Where is it?
Well, I think you'll come to this studio next week, so next week I hope you'll do your best for the recording!
Is that okay?
Yes!
Yes! Then, shall we say what we always say?
Yes!
One, two...
It was Minimoni!
Stop it!
How was it today?
Yes! Starting tomorrow, as Morning Musume.'s first member, I'll do my best not to be ashamed every day!
Yes!
I'm serious!
It's really good!
It's good, isn't it?
Yes!
Well, in such a good mood, how about taking a commemorative photo?
What's that?
When did you start holding a camera?
I recently started taking photos as a hobby.
Ah, is that so?
Do you have a film in it?
Besides, Kei-chan can't come in, so we all take photos.
Yu-chan, will you take it for me?
No, no, no!
Taking photos is your hobby, isn't it?
Because I want to come in, too!
Well, anyway, I'll take it.
You're the one who said you wanted to come in!
Ta-dah!
But, you know...
Take it nicely!
OK?
Well, today, Senri-san is our guest, so please show us your sexiest face and pose!
Let me go!
I'm a B-bomber!
One, two, three!
Sexy!
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