AISubs v3.5
Who is this impersonator?
- Huh? - Who?
Who?
Who is it?
It's Ms. Natsume!
She looks like her!
I've seen her a few times in the dark.
You're the opposite! You're the opposite!
You're the opposite!
She's cute!
Hey! Hello, hello, hello, hello, dancing!
Hello, hello, hello, hello, singing!
Hello, hello, hello, hello, exciting!
Hello, hello, hello!
Hey! Hello, hello, hello, hello, dancing!
Hello, hello, hello, hello, singing!
Hello, hello, hello, hello, exciting!
Hello, hello, hello!
I met you in this wide universe.
I don't think it's just a coincidence!
Hello, hello, hello, hello, party!
Hello, hello, hello, hello, let's go!
Hello, hello, hello, hello, party!
Hello, hello, hello!
Yeah!
This is embarrassing!
Yeah!
This is embarrassing!
I'll be your host for today as well.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong?
Today, we have a nice buddy as our guest!
Yes!
Ta-dah!
Oh my, oh my, what a lovely lady you are!
Lady? Who are you calling lady?
I know you! I know you!
Good morning! Nice to meet you!
Today's guest is Ms. Ahara Kai!
Yes! Nice to meet you!
It's nice to meet you!
It's amazing how many of you are here!
It's a huge crowd!
That's right.
Ms. Kai, can you touch...
Ah! I couldn't touch you!
What?!
Um, can I touch you for a second?
Oppa?
Can I?
I'm a little embarrassed! Embarrassed!
Can I?
Ah! It's huge!
Ah, it's heavy when you open it.
I wanted you to wear clothes like this.
That's right. That's right.
You can't see it, can you?
What?!
I'm not a monster!
I'm not that big!
That's very flattering!
Open it!
You can see it, right?!
Open it! Open it!
I want to open it for you!
You've been posting photo recipes lately, right?
Yes.
I don't like it!
Amazing!
This one has been really popular too but...
I don't like it!
Morning Musume should do this more often!
How do you think about it, Tamaki and I?
We can't post much stuff.
Yes, we can't post much stuff.
It's not sexy!
Does this make you a comedian?
Or a contender?
That's not true.
But "Morning Musume" is like this.
There are so many fans like this now.
No, not like this.
Not like that.
It won't be exposed.
We are mature and cool like this.
I think we can say like this.
We are mature but...
Even if we are filmed,
we don't show our faces but only our chests.
Even if we don't show our faces,
we don't show our chests.
I hate it.
Even now...
I don't like it that much.
What?
See?
We are all family.
Mom, sister,
grandma,
and dad's mom.
We are all family.
Wow!
I want to go to Ohara family.
Because I can't grow up.
By the way,
I have a 90cm...
95cm H-cup.
Wow!
To hide it, I have it like this.
Why?
If I walk like this,
won't you feel uncomfortable?
So, we all have it like this.
What a waste!
The leader says it every day.
Is my chest getting bigger?
My dream is to become a dinosaur.
I used to be a sailor.
Wow, a sailor!
A sailor's voice is like...
It floats like this, doesn't it?
Then, if you hold a slipper like this,
you can see from below.
Can people sitting down see it?
Do you have eyes from here?
I don't, but...
Wow, that's amazing!
Feromon!
Ms. Ohara's "Feromon Up" Lesson!
Please teach us!
I will!
The word "feromon" is a bit far away from us,
so we'd like you to teach us.
The lesson is...
"Uwabezukai" can be used.
It can be used!
What does it mean?
"Uwabezukai" is...
It's hard for girls to open a can of juice, isn't it?
In that case, when you say "open it" in "Uwabezukai",
I think girls will open it for you.
Can you show me a sample?
A sample?
I have a "Nachizo" for that.
Okay, I have this.
When you say "open the juice",
look at me and think there's a man here.
Open it!
I don't think it's "open it", but "treat it"
No, no, no!
It's "treat it"
You look like you just got it.
Let's do it, too!
Around here?
3, 2, 1, go!
Open it!
Wow!
She's getting used to it!
She's using it!
It's hard, isn't it?
What would you do if your mom saw you like that?
I've done it before.
Let's do it.
3, 2, 1, go!
Open it.
That's not fair!
I want to see it.
You don't like it, do you?
You want to see it, don't you?
I want to see it.
You look like a giant.
Can we do it again?
3, 2, 1, go!
Open it.
Hey!
This is embarrassing!
3, 2, 1, go!
Open it.
She is cute.
She is pure and cute.
Go!
I want you to open it.
She is cute.
She has a big nose, doesn't she?
She is close!
3, 2, 1, go!
Open it.
Hey!
She is cute.
She is close!
3, 2, 1, go!
Open it.
Hey!
She is cute!
She doesn't have a big nose.
Why?
She is cute!
3, 2, 1, go!
3, 2...
3, 2, 1, Cue!
Open it!
You're not using your upper eye at all!
You're not good at this.
You're not good at this either.
3, 2, 1, Cue!
Please open it!
You're not using your upper eye at all!
You're cute.
Let's move on to the next lesson.
What is it?
Can you pick up trash for her?
Yes, I can.
Kindness is important for girls, isn't it?
I think she is kind at that point.
At that time, if you don't have anything to do, you can say "Oh, there is garbage here", and she will pick up the garbage that you didn't pick up.
Wait a minute!
If you think "Oh, she picked up the garbage that I picked up", you will be deceived by Ohara-san.
She will say "No, I didn't pick it up".
OK, let's do "minisuka" pose!
You are a former "minisuka" police officer.
Yes, I am.
How many years ago?
About three years ago, I was a third generation "minisuka" police officer.
Were there one or two generations?
There were one or two generations, and now I am about the seventh generation.
Wow!
You look like a racist!
I used to say "I am a 48-year-old puncher".
What did you say?
But that is the color of "minisuka" police officers.
Ohara-san, a former "minisuka" police officer, will teach her "kime" pose.
Everyone, please remember it!
Yes!
One, two...
Sometimes I punch, sometimes I kick, and I arrest you!
Cute!
She is like that.
Sometimes I punch, sometimes I kick, and I arrest you!
Cute!
She looks delicious!
Cute!
She looked flustered.
Flustered.
Cute!
I will do it.
Sometimes I punch, sometimes I kick, and I arrest you!
Cute!
This is embarrassing!
I will do it.
Sometimes I punch, sometimes I kick, and I arrest you!
Cute!
This is embarrassing!
Cute!
I will do it.
Sometimes I punch, sometimes I kick, and I arrest you!
Cute!
Kaori!
Yes!
One, two...
Sometimes I punch, sometimes I kick, and I arrest you!
Cute!
It went in diagonally!
Scary!
Sometimes I punch, sometimes I kick, and I arrest you!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'll do my best!
Sometimes I punch, sometimes I kick, and I arrest you!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
3, 2, 1!
Sometimes I punch, sometimes I kick, and I arrest you!
I'm sorry!
I'll sing the last phrase!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
The rules are simple.
If you sing the last phrase of a song divided into 54 phrases, it's a penalty game.
It's okay for one person to sing up to three phrases.
Since we're a team competition, let's set up a strategy and let's sing up!
This time, from the Mouse team, we have these five people!
From the Key & C Bomber, we have Tominato and Shinoda!
From the Go-To Team, we have Maida and Country's Asami and Rinne!
For melon anniversary, Saito and Shibata will challenge!
The order of singing will decide the game! Shackle Time!
The song is "Dance Saito" by KORE! Music, start!
Aiyaiaiyaiaiya
My heart is pounding like it's in love
This is love
Even if you're in a bad mood and you're in a bad mood
Yes, the homepage of life
Maybe it's a sexy meme
Let's laugh, let's love
I'm breaking down, uh ha uh ha
I don't like it, I don't like it
I'm full of love, uh ha uh ha
I'm in love, uh ha uh ha
I don't like it, I don't like it
Let's dance!
Let's laugh, let's love
With energy, uh ha uh ha
Flying in the middle of love, uh ha
Fall in love, dream of love, what love is
in love, dream of love, what love is
The punishment game is "slimy eel relay"!
Everyone will go into the tray and relay five eels.
I won't bite you.
You won't bite me?
It's okay.
It's getting less and less hot.
I'm drinking it.
Okay, please stand by.
Here we go!
Wait a minute.
Is it slippery?
Wow!
"Slimy eel relay", start!
It's slippery.
"Slimy eel relay", start!
Wow! I'm fine!
"Slimy eel relay", start!
"Slimy eel relay", special edition!
"Russian roulette" game!
Cute!
I'm Ohara from Miniscopolis.
I'll be playing "Russian roulette" with this gun.
What's special about this game?
It's not special at all.
Guests will also participate in this game.
Me too?
That's right.
You can decide the order as you like.
Will you do it, too, Yu-chan?
No, we won't.
Of course we will!
We always do it.
Yu-chan did it, too.
Isn't it faster if we do it quickly?
I'll do it, too!
I'm third.
I'm fourth.
Scary!
This is the worst!
I'll do it!
Don't turn it yet.
Scary!
One step forward.
Pull it?
It's high!
It's not!
I was surprised!
It's because you bully us!
Wow, it's really scary!
Wow, it's scary!
No way!
It's really scary!
Close your legs.
One, two...
I'm happy!
I'm glad!
Here I go!
Ishikawa is receiving balloons from this side, but she is receiving them from this side.
Big request!
Anomony is asking you to send us the scene you want to see again in an email.
Please write in detail which scene you want to see and send it to this address.
"Big request" special will be broadcast next week.
We are waiting for your many emails!
Ms. Owara used to be a little gal.
She was.
She is cute!
She used to be a little gal.
She is natural.
Yes, she is very natural.
She wears a mini skirt and sits in Shibuya.
Did you ride in little gal magazines?
I did ride in them in the past.
You are amazing!
I was like a reader model.
Did you ride in "egg"?
I used to ride in "s.i.".
Are you reading "egg"?
Do you still read "egg"?
Yes, I do.
Really?
Are you still a little gal?
I'm still energetic!
I'm still 17 years old.
I see!
Are you still reading "109"?
Yes, I am.
That's quite common.
Do you still read "109"?
Yes, I do.
Really?
Do you still go there?
Do you still get picked up?
No!
Don't you get picked up?
I don't know if it's true, but I often get asked "Don't you work in a shop?"
You are a scout!
I was asked "Have you turned 18?"
You are still young!
I'm still 17 years old.
I was asked "Call me when you turn 18."
I was scouted.
I wasn't noticed.
Did you get scouted?
I got scouted.
Didn't you ask for it?
I started boxing for shaping up.
I just started, so I can't do much.
But I have a problem.
I have a problem.
When we have a match, we wear gloves.
The gloves make everyone's sweat run down.
It stinks.
It stinks a lot.
But boxing is...
What do you mean "let's smell the gloves"?
I don't like it.
Smell it.
Here?
Yes, here.
Does it smell like sweat?
I don't like it.
It stinks.
It smells sour.
Can I smell it now?
Yes, you can.
It stinks!
It smells nostalgic.
In winter, we wear gloves in Hokkaido.
These kind of slender gloves.
I can smell it.
Does it stink?
It stinks!
Then I'll give you this.
No, no, no!
How was "THE AND THEA BOMBER" final show?
As you can see from "THE AND THEA BOMBER" last tour schedule,
Osaka is already sold out!
The last chance to meet the four of you!
You'll never miss it!
An elementary school student told me I was wrong.
You were wrong?
I was walking around with a basket.
An elementary school student?
Yes.
What did you think of it?
Well...
I thought I was wrong.
I had a lot of fun today!
A morning girl doesn't need sexiness!
Just be yourself as a morning girl!
Rather than being a beautiful idol!
Thank you!
Your cuteness is enough for us!
Right, Tsuchikago?
That's all for today!
Bye!
Nara!
Do you know this song?
Nara!
Iva!
Bye!
Nara!
Iva!
Bye!
Nara!
Iva!
Bye!
Nara!
Iva!
We're accepting requests for scenes you want to see again!
We're giving away a music gift card worth 10,000 yen from the Japan Record Association!
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