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This week, Morning Musume.'s new song "I Wish" will be sung for the first time in the studio!
We'll do our best!
Hello Morning!
Morning Musume.'s new song "I Wish" will be sung for the first time in the studio!
Morning! Good morning!
The summer vacation is over, but did you have any fun?
Did you have any fun?
What are you doing?
Stop it!
Did you have any fun?
We ate a lot of delicious food.
Pork!
Bean sprouts!
And shabu-shabu.
Black pork!
We ate black pork.
Today's guest is younger than Yuu-chan for the first time!
Thank you for your hard work!
Wow, there are a lot of people!
Let me introduce you again!
Nice to meet you!
You're all burned up!
I'm burned up, aren't I?
I'm fishing.
I'm a fisherman now.
A fisherman?
What are you fishing for?
A black bass and...
A bass?
A kissbait...
What's a bass?
Don't you know?
It's a fish, right?
It's a fish!
A bass is probably a running bass!
Are you okay?
Amazing!
Someone, please!
Have a cup of coffee in the morning!
Harmony! Guest!
Quiz about love!
We are going to give you a quiz about love.
Please answer correctly.
Here we go!
Ta-da!
Do you have a type of man that you would like to devote yourself to?
Circle or X?
Circle!
X!
Here we go!
Circle!
Ta-da!
Circle is correct!
I'm not good at saying "ex-defective".
I'm not good at saying "defective" now.
I'm not good at saying "I'm defective" now.
People who say "I was bad in the past" have a bad smell.
I don't like people who are not polite.
I don't like people who go to a family restaurant and say "bring me that" in Tamil.
I hate people like that.
I don't like people like that.
I used to be bad in the past, but now I'm perfect.
I like the moment when you become right.
What is your appearance like?
My appearance is cute.
I want you to have it.
I like my appearance, but I'm actually sweet.
I like it!
Here we go!
Friends of the entertainment world like Ken Shizuaki and Dachou Club and Emily of "Ojisan Killer" often hang out with old men in the city at night, but in fact…
Say it again!
I can't read it anymore.
Actually, I can't drink a drop of alcohol. Is it bad or good?
No, it's not like that.
I'll definitely drink it.
Bad!
I think I can drink it.
I've seen you drinking it on TV.
No, it's not like that.
Bad!
Bad.
Of course it is.
The other day, I saw you drinking beer on TV.
I thought you looked like you were enjoying it.
I like alcohol a lot.
You look strong.
I think I'm the only one who can drink alcohol in this situation.
Do you drink alcohol?
I like it.
What kind of alcohol do you like?
I like beer.
You like beer.
I like sake.
You like to drink.
Do you drink it in a glass?
Do you like pine nuts?
Pine nuts?
I don't hate pine nuts.
But I like pine nuts.
If you like pine nuts, I think they are delicious.
Yes!
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to deceive you.
I'm not an old man.
She is laughing by herself.
Are you okay?
I'm not alone.
I'm fine.
When you are drunk, what do you do?
When I'm drunk...
What do I do?
Do you spoil men?
No, I don't.
Do you laugh all the time?
I laugh.
I laugh and say "Life is wonderful".
Isn't it our new song?
"Life is wonderful".
We talk like that all the time.
That's nice.
I'm happy to be alive.
That's funny.
I'm happy to be alive.
I'll go home.
That's nice.
I won't drink if I don't like it.
That's nice.
I won't drink if I don't like it.
I won't drink if I'm drunk.
Our leader is cute when she drinks.
She is sweet.
She is not like that usually.
Nobody says that.
Everybody says it.
What?
It's important to be sweet.
Be honest.
I can't be sweet to my members and friends.
It's hard for men, isn't it?
It's like...
I think it's unfair.
It's like...
What is it?
What do you like?
You'll know when you grow up.
She is laughing.
You'll know when you grow up.
You'll be 20 soon.
I don't want to be 20 soon.
You don't like it?
How old are you?
You're 20 years old.
You're talking in different ways.
It's scary.
"I Wish" Studio's first live performance.
Because I know myself better than anyone else.
I have to believe in myself more than anyone else.
Life is wonderful
Look, meeting and falling in love with someone
Ah, it's wonderful
Ah, meeting and falling in love with someone
Oh, oh, oh, yeah!
Because there are sunny days
Sometimes it rains too, yeah!
You can do everything someday
Ah, life is wonderful
Look, meeting and falling in love with someone
Ah, it's wonderful
Ah, being absorbed in it, yeah!
You can laugh and cry
Ah, life is wonderful
Look, even if it's the same road as always
Let's face it together
Ah, it's wonderful
Ah, meeting and falling in love with someone
But smile is important
For the sake of the person I love
I'm sorry!
Ta-dah!
Emiri, who is thinking of getting married by the age of 28, is currently looking for a lover.
However, what Emiri wants to do now is a marriage alliance.
Is it wrong or right?
It's right.
This is also correct.
I'll give you the answer.
One, two...
It's wrong.
I've never done a marriage alliance before.
I want to do it too!
You want to do it, don't you?!
What do you think a marriage alliance is?
A marriage alliance is...
You want to do it, don't you?!
I do!
You want to do it, don't you?!
I do!
A marriage alliance is something you see in manga and dramas.
You meet someone you don't know, and you fall in love.
Some people fall in love, and some people end their love only on that day.
That's right.
That's what I think of.
You admire them.
But there aren't many cool people like that in dramas.
So I thought it would be nice to have one cool person.
Ah, I see.
And you focus on popularity.
And you end up being chosen.
What grade are you in school?
I'm in 16th grade.
Ah, that's too bad.
You might not be able to get married.
Let's do a marriage alliance!
What does "marriage alliance" mean?
"Co-op partnership"!
I don't know!
What is "co-op"?
"Co-op" is...
What is it?
"Companion"!
Is it "companion"?
No, it's "companion"!
"Companion"!
I don't know what "co-op companion" means.
Let's do "companion" together.
It's not that fun.
It's not "companion", is it?
"Co-op"!
What is "co-op"?
Does anyone know what "co-op" is?
No one knows what "co-op" is, right?
I don't know, but I've done it before.
I'm sure you have.
Who do you want to co-op with?
Let me see...
Bad guys.
Bad guys. Everyone is bad guys.
That's not bad at all!
That makes me happy!
I'm happy!
On the contrary, you know, like a doctor.
No!
Don't call me like that!
No, I won't.
Why not?
Because you won't meet a doctor.
A doctor.
That's cool!
Really?
If you have time, we'd like to visit you, too.
By all means!
We'd like to do it ourselves.
But we've been sent off a lot since then.
You've been sent off a lot.
No one has done that.
Does anyone want to co-op with me?
Yes, we do!
I want to do it!
What kind of person do you want me to co-op with?
An interesting person.
What about you, Tsuji and Kako?
I'm interested.
Do you know what "co-op" is?
It's when you're 12 and 13 years old.
You're 12 years old?
But you know what "co-op" is, don't you?
My mom often co-ops with me.
Wait, you can't do that!
I want to do it!
You want to do it, don't you?
But you can't.
Your mom doesn't co-op with you.
You can't do it, but you want to do it.
You want to do it, don't you?
I want to do it, but my dad is already there, so I have to stop him.
Okay.
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Let's sing the last phrase!
Anomaly!
Let me introduce the teams!
From the Mom's team, we have these five!
The B and C Bomber Team is Kominato and Inaba.
From the Joint Team, we have Country's Asami, Maeda, Miyoshi's Sunny.
For Melon Anniversary, we have Saito and Ootani are Challenging!
The rules are simple.
If you sing the last phrase of a song divided into 50 phrases, it's a penalty game!
It's okay if one person sings up to 3 phrases!
Since we're a team competition, let's put together a strategy and let's sing!
The order of singing is the deciding factor! Shuffle time!
Okay, here we go! It's "Love Machine"! Music, start!
Yeah!
One!
You're a problem
I'm really fine, fine, fine, fine
To the point of dying
It's not just, it's not, it's not!
If you love me, just wake me up
It's lonely, everybody, everybody, everybody
No one knows
When love was made, dynamite
Love is dynamite
No matter how bad it is, love is inflation
If you're so kind to me
I hope you'll find a bright future
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
This future is
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
I envy the world
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Why don't we fall in love?
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
Let's dance!
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
love love love love!
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
love love love mushy
wow wow wow wow!
love love love station
wow wow wow wow!
love love love love tree
wow wow wow love!
love is all I've got!
Yeah!
I want to see it closely now
Wow wow wow wow
The world is changing
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Isn't it love motion?
Wow wow wow wow
What?
Because I'm a girl
You're a big girl
Wow wow wow wow
You and me too
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Everyone and even a little bit
Wow wow wow wow
Everyone and even a little bit Wow wow wow wow
Wow wow wow wow
Everyone and even a little bit Wow wow wow wow
Everyone and even a little bit Wow wow wow wow wow
Thank you very much!
The penalty game is...
The penalty game is "electric shock hell"!
Today, we'll have you break a string.
This is hard.
It's difficult.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's start!
Shock, start!
What is this?
Will it go in?
It went in!
Lick it! Lick it!
It's in! It's in!
It's in!
It's in! It's in!
Shock, start!
Ta-dah!
Emily is currently living with her lover, Artemis.
But recently, Artemis has learned to pee.
Is it correct or incorrect?
It's correct!
She finally learned it.
The answer is...
It's correct!
This is...
I'm moved.
We also buy it at home.
We have a pee sheet and a towel because it's cold when you sleep.
But for some reason, we use the pee sheet as a blanket.
That's what I remembered at first.
Cute!
That's why I'm a little troubled.
Speaking of which, I need a dog like that.
What breed is it?
It's our miniature dachshund.
What?
Miniature dachshund.
Really?
It's still two months old.
It's still small.
It's really small.
It's about this size.
It is, isn't it?
It's nice!
It's cute when it's young.
It's cute when it's like this.
It's like this now, but it's long.
It's long!
It's cute.
When you go home, you dig up the carpet.
Why is that?
You like digging up things, don't you?
It's weird.
When you go home, you know the frame of the carpet?
It's all over the place.
All the cotton in it came out of the carpet.
I was wondering where this cotton came from.
When I looked for it, it was all dry under the carpet.
Wow!
No way!
You know, don't you?
I was surprised.
You're right!
Dogs know when you do bad things.
It's been walking all the way to the bathroom.
It's cute!
It's a dachshund, but it has a long nose.
I know that.
Mine looks like a pencil, too.
Iron.
Hair iron.
Really?
No!
Mine has really long hair and it's curly.
Don't make it curly!
Why do you make it straight?
I didn't think it would be like that.
It's kind of like that, isn't it?
Like this.
No!
It's kind of like that.
I have a dachshund.
What?
Dachshund.
Dachshund?
It's really cute, isn't it?
Dachshund.
It's cute.
Doesn't it look like it?
It looks like a dachshund.
A little bit.
It's kind of like a dachshund.
I want 101 dachshunds.
101 dachshunds?
Do you want 101 dachshunds?
I have them.
How many do you have?
Dalmatians.
Really?
Bring me your dogs.
Okay.
Dachshunds?
Dachshunds.
Dachshunds are cute.
Dachshunds.
Let's have a pet meeting.
No!
Let's do it.
Let's have a pet meeting.
Pet meeting.
What if they eat it?
No, they won't eat it.
They will eat our food.
No, it's dangerous.
I'm scared.
What will we do if they eat it?
We'll have to do our best to protect it.
We'll do our best to protect it.
And you'll join us, too, Hemi.
See you next week!
What is this?
I'm scared!
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