AISubs v3.5
It's a lot of fun.
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! See me!
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Exciting!
Hello! Hello! Hello!
I met you in this vast universe
I can't believe it's just a coincidence
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Party!
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Let's go!
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Party!
Hello! Hello! Hello!
Yeah!
small intention
Textion, textion!
Morning good!
Yes, summer vacation is almost over, but how about Sujichan Clyde?
A diary is fine.
So this week's guest is quietly cool, here you go!
thank you!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Nami Matsuri!
Nice to meet you!
Melon Memorial Day vs. Coconuts Girls Bowling Match!
This match has been going on for quite a while now!
Coconuts lead and it's finally the last frame!
Now it's 70 vs. 58 with 12 pins left!
Now we're entering the last match!
Ayaka, come on!
Ayaka!
Ayaka! Oh god! Ah, "meets" is impossible! Two!
I'll do my best!
Do your best! It's okay, it's okay!
Yes!
Try to reach out! Try to reach out!
Ayaka!
Now, Ayaka is on the goal and throws the last frame vigorously!
Yay!
Wow! The Coconuts Team is here and strikes!
Yay!
You bastards!
Yay!
You may be excellent as sportsmen, but how about you as TV men?!
What?!
Now, it's Ayaka's second throw!
Hey, could it be?! It's a double!
What?!
Oh my god, a double!
What?!
Yay!
That's why you guys should think more about the TV corner!
You're honestly too happy!
Yay!
Hey, what is this?! It hurts!
Yay!
Coconuts are sold for their airiness, you bastards!
What?!
Now, it's the third throw!
And the third throw is...
The Coconuts Team has a total of 97 points!
Yay!
Hey...
By the way, our team has 58 points now!
If we strike three times...
What?!
With 88 points...
No matter what we do, we'll lose!
What have you done to us?!
Good job! Good job! Yay!
Yay!
Then, is there like a big reversal?!
Ah, no such thing.
What?! No such thing?!
Like, "The score will be doubled!"
I got it!
Right?! OK?!
In special rules, this frame's melon score is doubled!
Double, double, double!
Let's do it!
OK!
Shibata is full of energy and goes for the first throw!
Let's go! Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Go in the middle! Go in the middle! Go in the middle!
Go in the middle! Go in the middle!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
What is this?!
OK!
OK. This is a spare! If you get a spare, you won't know what will happen!
OK. Let's go!
Shibata aims for a spare and gets the second throw!
to go in!
Go in!
Minoto Spear!
Wow!
OK! OK!
If you beat 10 more, you'll get 98 points with 20 points multiplied by 40 points.
But if you don't strike, you'll lose.
Strike?
You can win with a strike.
No, you can't.
You'll get the same score with 9 points.
Shibata, you have to win with a strike.
You have to win with a strike.
The last pitch of fate is...
Very good.
With a strike, Melonpandy has a big reversal.
That's not fair!
The rules have changed.
You're not fair!
No, ballerina!
No, you're not fair!
She changed the rules! Rule change!
Me?
You're not fair!
You're the worst!
Ballerina squadron, Melonpandy wins!
Harmony Guest XXXChristmas
Let's start with the questions about the host who produces TV shows.
Matsui decided to date her husband because...
Matsui pushed her into the staff room and gave her his phone number.
Is it true or false?
False.
I've seen something like that on some show.
What is it?
It's Eddie's impersonation, isn't it?
Matsui, what's the answer?
The answer is...
It's true!
The second question is about Matsui who even changed the key of her house when she had a fight with her husband.
The answer is...
It's false.
Yaguchi, Ishikawa and Yoshizawa are correct.
The next question is about Matsui who is currently attending high school.
The answer is...
She didn't know how to clean her own pillow and thought it was wrong.
There is still a chance for everyone to win.
Matsui's child, Naoki, is currently four years old.
His dream is to become an Ultraman. Is it true or false?
It's true!
It's cute.
False!
Is it true or false?
I've seen something like that on TV.
It's true.
I've become an Ultraman.
Yes, Nakazawa, it's false.
Nakazawa, it's false.
Iida and Nakazawa...
Iida!
Yes!
This reason is...
I'm not used to it.
It's true.
You don't have a dream.
Isn't there a popular Ultraman right now?
Pikachu!
Pikachu, right?!
Right?!
You know, the one that Yaguchi likes.
Zenny!
What is it? The answer is...
Yes, please!
Barashita!
Thank you!
Now, there is only one question left.
The question is, does Matsui have more than 50,000 yen today?
Only three people answered "yes",
It's been 19 years since I debuted!
Do you have a little more?
I have a little more!
Then the answer is...
Zero!
So, Ishikawa-san, Ishikawa-san wins!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Ishikawa-san will give you a set of beef tongue, which is popular in Sendai,
other than the soft and juicy texture of beef tongue.
I hope you like it!
When Matsui-san fights with her husband,
she changes the key of the house or something like that.
But, you know, we are poor.
So, I don't think it's good for us to change the key on our own.
Oh, I see.
But, you know, my husband often goes out for a drink on his way home in the morning.
Oh, you go out with him.
Yes, we met many times when I was pregnant.
So, I locked the door and didn't go as far as changing the key.
But, I took out all of my husband's clothes and put them in the door.
Wow!
But, you know, if you put away your clothes, you can put them back in, right?
So, I thought it wouldn't work.
And, you know, my husband loves pro wrestling.
So, he buys weekly magazine called "weekly pro wrestling" every week and takes good care of it.
So, I thought I should do this.
Oh, my goodness!
So, I tore all of them up and put them in the living room.
Wow!
I tore all of them up and put them in the living room.
And I went into my own room and waited for my husband to come home.
Then, I opened the door and thought he came back.
But, it's not my calculation.
If he comes into my room and asks me "what's going on?", I'm sure he'll get mad at me.
But, I can give him back everything.
So, I wrote all of his lines and scripts.
Wow!
I was so excited.
So, I waited for him but he didn't come in.
Five or ten minutes later, he didn't come in.
So, I thought he wouldn't come in.
Then, I had no choice but to go and see him.
I'm so sad!
I didn't have any of these lines in my script.
But, I couldn't do anything about it.
So, I opened my own room and looked out of the door.
My husband was at the door.
(Laughing)
Crying wasn't in my script.
So cute!
But if you cry at the front door, what will you do in the living room?
(Laughing)
Why don't you come back?
Well, I guess I'll go out with you.
You don't seem to refuse, do you?
That's right.
If I say "let's go", you say "okay", and leave.
Well, I have to go home early today, so I don't like saying "I'm going home" or standing in line.
Well, you can't say it, can you?
No, no, no, no!
I can't say it!
You can't say it?
I can't say it!
But if you listen to me...
Oh, you scared me!
(Laughing)
Have you ever drunk before?
(Laughing)
What? Is my mother drinking with you?
(Laughing)
No, but if you listen to me...
You don't seem to like it.
I don't like it?
(Laughing)
No, no, no!
You caught me red-handed, didn't you?
(Laughing)
Matsui's daughter is 4 years old and her dream is to become an Ultraman in the future.
Aren't you an Ultraman?
No, I'm not.
I asked my child, "Naoki, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
He said, "Ume (plum)".
(Laughing)
Wait a minute! Why?
You don't know, do you?
I don't know.
I didn't know what "ume" meant, either.
Oh, no! Yu-chan is crying now.
(Laughing)
Yu-chan is crying now.
I thought "ume" was a misunderstanding.
I asked him, "What is 'ume'?"
He said, "It's round."
(Laughing)
Even though I was born as a human, if you say "ume" to me like that...
But no matter how many times I ask you, you always say "ume".
"Ume", right?
I asked him, "Why do you want to be an 'ume'?"
He said, "I want to stick to a tree."
(Laughing)
I don't know why, but I'm crying now.
Are you okay?
You know, I always sang "Crow's Nest" at the store.
This week, it's "That Love Machine". A special version of "That Love Machine".
That Love Machine
(THAT LOVE MACHINE)
♪ Fantasia, I'm a ghost (woof, woof)
♪ I'm really nice, funny, funny, funny
♪ It's not bad enough for me to say it myself, is it? (isn't it?)
♪ Ah-ha, if you cry, I'll wake you up (woof, woof)
♪ If you're lonely, everybody, party, party
♪ When will love come to life?
♪ Dynamite! Love is dynamite!
♪ No matter what the scenery is, love is vibration
♪ If you're this gentle and affectionate
♪ A bright future is waiting for you
♪ Woof, woof, woof, woof
♪ Japan's future is (woof, woof, woof, woof)
♪ Let's sell it to the world (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
♪ Love is love (woof, woof, woof, woof)
♪ What should we do? (woof, woof, woof, woof)
♪ Let's dance, dance the whole night
♪ Somehow it's frustrating (woof, woof)
♪ I want you to love me wherever you are
♪ It's embarrassing for me to tell you myself (woof, woof, woof, woof)
♪ It's an ideal couple (woof, woof)
♪ I admire you, everybody, funny, funny
♪ No one noticed (woof, woof)
♪ It's a mystery of a dream-dropper in love
♪ Love is a mystery
♪ No matter how unnatural it is, it's a life of love
♪ Even so, it makes me anxious
♪ Love is happiness (woof, woof, woof, woof)
♪ Even if we're on opposite sides (woof, woof, woof, woof)
♪ Your smile (woof, woof, woof, woof)
♪ Makes the world jealous (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
♪ Isn't there a dream? (woof, woof, woof, woof)
♪ Messy all all the night
(♪ Uruuru Uruuru Uruuru Uruuru Uruuru)
Love love love machine (Wow wow wow wow)
Love love love station (Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Love love love factory (Wow wow wow wow)
Love, love is so wonderful
Yeah!
The future of Japan is (Wow wow wow wow)
The world is jealous (Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Let's fall in love (Wow wow wow wow)
Wow wow wow dance (Dance it all of the night)
Even Mori girls (Wow wow wow wow)
Even you and me (Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Everyone, even the president (Wow wow wow wow)
Dance, dance it all of the night
I'm jealous
Let's sing the last phrase!
Units against each other! If you lose, you'll get a painful penalty game!
If you sing the last phrase of a song divided into 60 phrases, you'll get a penalty game!
It's okay for one person to sing up to three phrases!
Since it's a team competition, let's set up a strategy and let's sing!
This week, from "Morning Musume." these five people will compete!
Last week's penalty game, "T. and. C. Bomber" team is these two!
This is Cuttery's Rinne and Maeda's team's challenge!
For melon anniversary, these two will win the game!
Now, the order of singing is the end of the game!
Shuckle time!
So let's go!
Music, start!
Congratulations!
Yes!
(Hot! Hot!)
(It's hot! Hot!)
(It's hot! Hot! Hot!)
Dear my moms and aunts,
Please grow up with something precious!
(It's hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!)
Since I was born, I met that person and met my destiny.
Even on days when I was about to collapse, I couldn't understand my dream.
I just wanted to be spoiled and trouble you, but...
(It's hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!)
Ah, thank you very much! (It's hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!)
Ah, I'm grateful! (It's hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!)
Ah, I made a lot of mistakes! (It's hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!)
Ah, I'm sorry for losing! (It's hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!)
Together, we fell in love! (It's hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!)
Thank you!
(It's hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!)
It was a huge hit!
(It's hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!)
(siren wailing)
By the way, the penalty game is "katakori biribiri".
(cheers and applause)
While you're young and biribiri numb, I'll show you a plate of beans.
All of you will stay biribiri until you're full.
Are you ready?
Biribiri, start!
(cheers and applause)
Hey, hey!
Come closer!
Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Who's the next biribiri?
I'm looking forward to it!
We're recruiting new members for "Country Girls" who are aiming for their debut in 2001.
With Rinne and Atami, they're working in a farm while aiming for their debut in the world of singing.
For more information, please refer to this number.
I'm looking forward to it!
Last week, we were ordered to produce a new unit.
These people!
Ta-dah!
The target of "produce" is a melon anniversary day!
However!
Without enough practice, there's no announcement!
(cheers and applause)
To all "Morning Musume" members, thank you very much!
I was actually a little nervous.
But it was fun!
I was very happy to meet you!
Today, I'm going to show off to my husband and children!
Please continue to be cute!
But they know me!
(cheers and applause)
I want to be an umeboshi.
I think you can be an umeboshi.
But I'm going to be this!
(laughs)
I'm going to start talking!
It was really fun.
(laughs)
Thank you for today!
Goodbye!
(cheers and applause)