AISubs v3.5
Mountains, sea, Shanghai's wind.
You just got it, didn't you?
You're so cool.
You're so cute.
Zoom in.
(Hello, hello, dancing)
(Hello, hello, hello, hello, singing)
(Hello, hello, hello, hello)
(We met in this wide universe)
(I don't think it's just a coincidence)
(Hello, hello, hello, hello, party)
(Hello, hello, hello, hello, let's go)
(Hello, hello, hello, hello)
Let's do "Wa-na-ge"! Wa-na-ge!
You sweat a lot, don't you?
Morning Good!
Yeah!
Today, everyone is wearing yukata like it's summer.
How do you feel wearing yukata?
I want to go to a festival!
Let's go!
I want to go!
Go fishing or something like that.
What?
It's full of ice.
It's pure white!
Hey guys!
Hey!
Hey guys!
Today, only one person, Kago-chan, will do a test today.
Yeah!
Do your best!
So, today's legendary idol is this person!
Legendary comedy idol!
One, two, three!
Legendary comedy idol!
Why are you laughing?
Because it's a comedy!
Oh, is that so?
Yes, yes, yes.
Legendary comedy idol, please come in!
Please come in!
Pink!
Cute!
Your nose looks like it's about to fall off!
Are you alone?
Yes!
Are you alone?
No, no!
What's wrong?
Hello!
You're alone, right?
Today, I'm with her!
Last time, in the middle of a battle, Valerina Sentai Melon, who suddenly started suffering, gained even more power from space and achieved even greater achievements!
Birth! Valerina Sentai Melon Grade Up!
Look! Melioda's father is lame!
Damn you, you've upgraded your grade!
Ugh, run away!
Bang!
Valerina Sentai Melon, who was given melon's lame head and became melon's whole body, was afraid of them, and the Demon King, who was afraid of them, forced them to run away with all their might with short hands and short legs!
And the Demon King, who ran into a nearby beer factory, Valerina Sentai Melon, lost sight of the Demon King even in the depths of the factory!
Get out of my way, Valerina Sentai Melon!
(The Demon King was defeated and Valerina Sentai Melon was reborn.)
Gah!
This is an amazing backdrop!
Cut!
Idiot, I'll upgrade you!
Run!
Finish him off!
My stomach hurts!
Damn it! I had hay fever!
Damn it!
My stomach hurts!
Finish him off!
Idiot, I'll upgrade you!
Finish him off!
Valerina Sentai Meron, who defeated the Demon King and regained peace on Earth, was supposed to celebrate their victory.
However, due to the terrible revenge of the Demon King, they were once again driven into a corner.
The girls at the time didn't have any choice.
I'm hungry!
You're always dancing!
You're beautiful!
I'm jealous!
I know Tsung very well.
Really?
Since her debut.
When she first said "my birthday is October 29th", that was the first thing she said.
Does that leave an impression on you?
I remember most of it.
Do you know Nakayama Bon, the soccer player?
Yes, I do!
Or Ijii no Okada.
Huh?
Do you know Ijii no Okada?
Or Suzuki Anju.
I know!
They had the same birthday, September 23rd.
That's right!
Do you know Nakayama Bon?
Yes, I do!
They're all the same, so there's no reaction.
They're all the same!
There's no reaction!
There aren't that many on August 10th.
There aren't.
The soccer player, Kitazawa Gon.
Yes, Kitazawa.
Or Minami Haruo's son.
There are a lot on January 20th.
Or Suzuki Sonogo.
Huh? Really?
Or Yamanana.
Or Nobuchi's father.
Maria.
Or Ueshiba Ryuue.
They're all the same!
Wow!
June 10th is my son, Dadaio Osami's birthday.
Oh!
Or Harimoto's son.
Or Rougue Rikuto.
Are they all the same?
Yes, they're all the same.
December 6th is Shidojo's or Tsuiki's or Tsuretaco's birthday.
It doesn't matter.
Or Hoshino's son.
He's the most famous!
You're from Mitogomu, right?
Yes.
It's Mitogomu's birthday.
December 12th.
Birthday!
August 2nd.
August 8th is Higashino Konno's birthday.
Oh, really?
And Oda Budo, this creepy guy.
No, no, no.
And Peter.
There's also Dusty Hogan, this kind of actor.
Wow!
This is January 19th.
Wow!
Utada Hikaru and Jaris Joplin.
And also, you know, Yumi.
Futo Suzuki.
Well, there's a lot of people.
I didn't know!
Wow!
April 12th!
You know, you have to remember this at all times!
You know it, right?
Everyone, you know this show.
Which show is it?
TV Tokyo.
TV Tokyo's "Soul Eats" is on April 12th.
It's his birthday.
Wow!
And among the members of the band,
Komi Hirose and others are the same, right?
Tsuji-san!
Tsuji-san is also June 17th.
Yes.
And you know, there's also Kurio Ikuno.
And you know, there's also Manzai-san.
And you know, Sean Cosby and others.
And you know, Nakano Rie and others.
Am I going to make it in time?
No, but it's amazing that your face and your birthday match.
No, I've seen it!
I've seen it, you know.
Wow!
I'm going to remember this song at my friend's wedding.
Dad, Mom, thank you!
No, no, that's a little different.
Oh, it's different?
On July 12th,
Yūko Nakazawa's new single "Shanghai's Wind" will be released.
Shanghai, a one-man journey, a new journey
Shanghai is the city that he loves so much
The wind that blows in this city, the wind that heals wounds
Shall we go home, just a little more?
Shall we come to Shanghai?
Shall we go home, to this wind?
I learned kindness
It's okay now, so...
That's what I'll do.
Shanghai, thank you.
I entrust my memories to the wind.
It's okay now, so...
More than 10,000 photos taken!
It's more than 20,000 photos.
Where do you want to display?
At a photo shop in Ikebukuro.
It's worth 200,000 yen a year.
So I rented an apartment nearby and paid 5,000 yen for a photo.
Really?
For a photo?
That's right.
I've said it on TV many times.
You've said it?
What do you do with the photos?
I give it up.
I give it up, but it's not like this.
Basically, it doesn't take much time.
I'm sorry.
So, today,
Among the many photos,
we've selected 3 best 3.
First of all, the 3rd place.
Wow!
You know me, right?
Jackie Chan.
If you say "Hey, Jackie!", I'll ignore you.
It's frustrating.
If you say "Your birthday is April 7th", it's April 7th.
It's the same birthday as Tetsu Adobe.
If you say "Your birthday is April 7th", I'll come back and say, "Oh, you know me well."
Jackie Chan is sitting next to Jackie Chan.
I'm sorry.
Next, the 2nd place.
It's Miss Shizuoka.
This is 4 years ago.
Where did you meet?
In Shizuoka, at a sales event.
At a sales event?
You're laughing, aren't you?
It's been 100 years.
However, the stage is limited to 10 to 15 minutes.
But...
It was a tea work in Shizuoka.
I went to Shizuoka and said, "Everyone, let's drink tea and grill meat."
And I saw local folk dances.
It's been almost 15 minutes.
Meanwhile, I've been holding on.
The camera isn't working at all.
Finally, the 1st place.
Here it is!
I like it!
"Ballet" is "ichiro" and "singer" is "saburo".
That's right.
And I'm "taro".
"taro" is "taro".
I went to a school play.
Where did you go?
Do you know "saburo"?
I know him.
We met at "kohaku".
Oh, you knew me at "kohaku".
That's wonderful.
I'm used to being independent in this society.
No way!
You're lying!
Why do you say that all the time?
Look at his face!
My dream has finally come true.
"kohaku" and "kohaku".
Half of my dream has come true.
One more "kohaku".
hanamori
Bakushou hanamori
Ippatsu gyagu taitan
Bakushou hanamori
We will also challenge "omorai" with such things!
Aren't you happy?
We have prepared a lot of nostalgic things.
Please think of "ippatsu gyagu" using them!
I'll do a sample.
Can you do it right away?
Touch it.
Stop it!
Weapons are trouble.
If Tarko-san laughs, Pei-san will give you a "nico nico" sticker.
Is that a sticker?
The person with the least stickers will do a "manzai" with Pei-san.
That might be good, too.
Here is the first question!
Anything is fine?
Sandals?
Wow!
That's fast!
It's good.
She's a musician.
It's good to have music in it.
I'm happy.
It was good. I want one more.
It was good and interesting.
Yay!
Let's have a talk.
Yu-chan, did you go shopping in Shibuya today?
You're wearing sandals a lot today.
What?
You're wearing sandals a lot.
Whatever you say!
What are you doing?
Put your feet in!
Yu-chan, put your feet in!
It's good.
It's good and interesting.
It's good to suffer.
It's good to suffer and do it.
Why?
I went abroad today.
How do you like my sandals?
It's good.
Thank you.
It's good.
I didn't know.
She's young.
Hitomi-chan.
I've been wearing somen noodles recently.
It's good.
It's good and simple.
You're getting a lot of compliments.
Somen noodles.
Is it good?
Somen noodles.
I'm deep.
Next.
Somen noodles.
It's good and simple.
I'm going to wear this today.
There's a stain here.
You're hiding from me and pretending, aren't you?
You're pretending, aren't you?
It's good.
There's a drama.
It's good.
The wind chime is swinging.
What?
Say it again.
The wind chime is swinging.
It's good.
Yes.
Rika-chan.
Biki-biki gal.
What? Say it again.
Biki-biki gal.
Biki-biki?
Pichi-pichi gal.
Biki-biki.
I didn't understand "biki" just now.
I'm sorry. It's boring.
I'm sorry it's boring for me.
I'll do my best.
Great.
Bakyun! Bakyun! It's about the bank!
Give me a bug!
No! Give me money!
Give me money!
I'm sorry. I'll ignore you for now.
Go out with me for a moment.
What is it?
Amin.
I'm not that kind of person.
I'm not the kind of person who sings Matsuwa.
I'm Matsuwa!
Here we go! Here we go!
It's been a few months since I was born.
You're good!
I was surprised.
I'm happy.
I'm studying.
I didn't know you were a watermelon.
I thought you were a watermelon.
But you're funny.
I'm happy!
The winner is Yaguchi who won six stickers.
Yaguchi and Yasuda meet again to study and have a manzai with Ms. Pei.
It's Hayashiya Pei and Kei's manzai! Here we go!
I'm Hayashiya Pei!
I'm Yasuda Kei!
We're a Pei and Kei duo!
Kei, what do you like to do?
I like to sleep.
That's a good thing.
Like this?
Look, sleeping.
It doesn't matter what you do.
I caught you sleeping.
Do you know Babu-san properly?
Yes, I do.
He's big.
Yes.
If you look at me like this, I'm 178cm tall.
I don't have it, but...
Babu-san's impersonation is funny.
I can't accept this in society.
Yes.
Babu-san, congratulations on your title defense.
You can say it clearly.
Congratulations on your title defense.
Thank you for today!
Thank you very much!
You did well!
It's difficult!
But I'll laugh with you...
Yes!
And you'll teach me.
You can do it in front of Mr. Dodoparko.
Really?
Will you do it for me?
You did well!
Haromony!
This week, Haromony's new project will start.
What will it be about?
"Morning Talk"!
After recording "Morning Talk",
"Morning Talk" girls go back to the machine room.
At that time, there is a suspicious shadow hiding behind them.
Who is that person?
Hello, morning early!
- Why are you crying? - The order has arrived!
- Order? - I don't care, I don't care. - Let's play it.
- Rather than dangerous, isn't this color dangerous? - Dangerous!
- There is black and white. - Black and white is dangerous. - Order!
- Order, I will read it. - Yes.
- Jan! - Jan! - Teach the newcomer to dance!
- Order! Teach the newcomer to dance! - Oh!
- Not "teach", "teach"! - You mean "teach", right?
- That's right. - Who will teach you?
- There was a school reunion there, right? - There was!
- It's still going on. - I'm sorry.
- Well, well, let's go back to the beginning of the time. - Yes.
- I will watch you and the two of you. - Will you do nothing?
- Because you are the leader. - I'm doing it because I'm the leader.
- Didn't you read the order from the leader?
- My mission is... - Anyone can do it, as long as you read it!
- Sometimes... - I won't let you rest!
- So that's it. - Rather than saying you don't know for now...
- You should teach what you remember. - Yes, yes, yes, that's it.
- The song hasn't been decided yet... - Yes.
- Let's talk about it later... - Yes.
- What you like... - Yes.
- I will do my best to teach you! - I will do my best to remember you!
- Ah, yes! - What is it?
- I'm sorry for saying "I will do my best", but... - Yes.
- I will announce the results properly, so... - What?
- I will announce it at next week's ceremony! - Yes!
- All of you, while re-confirming it, please show it to the new girls! - Yes!
- What will happen next week? Look forward to it!
- What's that?
- I'm at the pool!
I'll jump in!
Jump!
- What? - I don't know what you're talking about.
- I wanted to jump in. - Is that all?
- I think you should copy Parco and make her into a celebrity. - I don't think she's weird.
- You're too late. - Am I allowed to do it? - No, you're not.
- Only you and Parco are allowed to do it. - That's a good thing. - Right? - Sometimes.
- What? - I only say good things.
- See you next week! Bye-chan! - Bye-chan?
- Bye-bye! - Bye-chan!
See you next week!