AISubs v3.5
I'll cheer you up, Nebosuke.
♪ I met you in the universe ♩
I want to smile
I'm Morning Good Up, and I'm Goto Maki, and I'm here with the legendary idols.
- Hey! - Hey!
I'm Ichii Saika, and I play Sawa. Nice to meet you.
- Hi! - Hi!
- Nice to meet you! - So...
The legend of this season is this!
- Dance... like this? - Like this?
- Yeah, like this.
- I didn't know you were this good at dancing! - No!
- Oh! - Oh!
- I know you! The legendary idol who can dance like crazy! - Oh!
- You're the one we're looking for! - Oh!
- Oh!
The legendary idol who can dance like crazy, Mihara Junko!
She has been active as a choreographer since she was 5, and she stepped into the world of idols!
- It's... - It's...
- Three years of Big League!
- Ms. Kimpachi! - Ms. Kimpachi!
Yes, it was that Ms. Kimpachi of Three Years of Big League!
You're always thinking about yourself. You're in a good place right now!
I'm busy. If you want me to go, tell me now!
She played the role of a cool middle school girl and became very popular!
And she finally debuted as a singer!
At the same time, Matsuda Seiko, Kawaii Naoko, and Kashiwabane Yoshie...
...were lined up like crazy idols, and they kept getting hits!
The young people were fascinated by Mihara Junko, who had changed their image of idols...
...such as "boring" and "not attractive."
At that time, "boring" culture was in its heyday.
Women who developed their faith in "boring" culture...
...are Mihara Junko.
If you don't steal garbage, you're a leader.
People just call me "yankee."
I'm not "yankee."
I'm "yankee."
I used to be "yankee."
There's something amazing about you.
When I was in middle school, I even had a skirt on the floor.
Really?
Really.
Everyone in the school next door wore loose socks.
But in my school...
...we wore long skirts and black socks.
You're lying. You're not like me.
You're 18 years old!
Was my skirt long?
Yes, it was.
A long skirt is the best, right?
Yes.
Is a long skirt one of your points of failure?
Yes.
What about your bangs?
I wore a bunch of hairpins.
Did you wear hairpins on purpose?
Yes, yes. With hot water.
With hot water?!
Why?!
I don't know!
You don't know?!
What do you do with it?
I don't know!
You put it in water with soft skin.
Wow!
You don't know?!
I've never heard of it!
And you put it under a blanket.
And you put it in a pot.
And you mash it.
And you sew it.
Sew?!
You put it under a pot.
And you sew it.
Is "tsuppuri" a bean?
The next legend is this!
You built a house in no time!
I used to be in a drama.
I think you know because you were in a drama.
It takes a lot of time, doesn't it?
You're worried about it, don't you?
And on top of that, I had the same amount of work as other singers.
Wow!
Zero!
Were you wearing a mask?
In the car?
Only when we were moving?
Yes.
Wow!
And you built a house with it?
Yes.
Huh?!
How old were you when you built it?
I was 17 years old.
Wow!
Really?!
I was 17 years old!
Wow!
Really?!
Wow!
But you all make money, don't you?
No, we don't.
Wow!
We have a lot of people, don't we?
We do!
We have a lot of people!
We're seven!
So you're one-seventh of them?
Yes, we are.
Wow!
But it was a good agency, so...
Um...
Huh?!
It's the best agency!
It's definitely the best!
It's a good agency!
I'm sorry!
I didn't mean to!
I'm sorry!
Huh?!
Wow!
That's funny!
Wow!
That's so cool!
Four people with various skills train the harmony members!
"Skill Up Lesson" of "T and C Bomber"!
The first teacher is Kominako, who is good at folk dance.
She was born in a folk dance family and won twice in national competitions.
As a genius girl, she became the third generation of folk dancers.
She really is a folk professional!
I would like to announce a lucky student who will learn Japanese hearts from Ms. Komina and Ms. Miwa.
They are country girls Rinne, coconuts girls Ayaka, Miyoshi Chinatsu, Heike Michio and morning girls Iida, Kaori and Abe Natsumi.
And Maeda Yuki, who will join us from today.
Folk dance is not a traditional art form, but a legendary art form.
We learn from our grandmothers' songs and pass it on to the next generation.
That is what we call "legendary art form".
Let's go!
Show up again!
At last!
Sensei, I'm tired.
Well, then...
"Ah" championship!
"Ah" means who lasts the longest.
That's how you know who lost.
Oh!
If you can, it's best to last long with a loud voice.
Pose correctly!
Sensei, my legs hurt!
My legs hurt!
You can't!
It hurts and I'm like...
The flow of my blood...
Let's go! Breathe out!
San
Hai
Ah
I did it!
That was awesome!
It was a great workout!
Breathe out.
Breathe in your chest, everyone.
"Hai", this isn't good. Breathe out in your stomach.
If you use your abs, you'll say a lot of things.
Your throat won't collapse.
I'll teach you all that next week.
Let's do our best!
That's it for today's class!
Next time, we'll take a closer look at the doll's heart.
Morning Musume. also wants to try being a tsuppari idol!
Tsuppari...isn't it soup?
Tsuppari...
What about facial expressions?
Facial expressions?
Can't I laugh?
Don't talk as much as you can?
She's just holding her breath.
I want to try it.
You want to try it?
Then...
Yuzu-chan and Yuu-chan...
Please change into your tsuppari outfits!
Change?
I'm looking forward to it!
Yuu-chan's uniform?
Yuu-chan's uniform!
Yuzu-chan's uniform!
Please come this way until everyone has finished changing.
Yuzu-chan and Yuu-chan's Tsuppari Outfits!
After love burns out,
No matter how much I'm sure... Watashi wa donna ni kitto... No matter how much I'm sure...
Unknown... Chirarenai... I can't...
Say!
In the wide sky, Boom Boom Boom... In the wide sky, Boom Boom Boom...
Yami ga aruke shimitakute... I want to know what's out there...
Even though we two are traveling...
In the yellow sunset, Boom Boom Boom... Hiroi yuhi de Boom Boom Boom... In the yellow sunset, Boom Boom Boom...
I'm sure we can see the stars... Kitto aru sa, aetosu hoshi... I'm sure we can see the stars...
We two will reach there...
Yeah!
Boom Boom Boom...
So then, everyone who has become a Tsuppari, here you go!
Gene!
Hey, Yuu, you're scary!
I don't want to see it!
That's embarrassing!
That's funny!
Wow! That's cool!
Shut up!
What do you think of this?
It's a little different, isn't it?
Why?!
It's weird!
You know, I've been told not to do it in movies, but I'm doing it on TV, is it okay?
"Afro" is different, isn't it?
I'd like you to say that famous line in this costume, but...
Can I say it first?
Do you want me to wear it?
I can't wear it!
What's going to happen?
I can't see your bangs!
What's going on?!
Looking good!
Okay!
Here I go!
Your face is scary.
Your body, Anna, your body.
Oh!
That's embarrassing!
If you could do it for me, I'd like you to do it now.
Well, first of all, don't laugh.
Just be yourself.
Your face is scary.
Your body, Anna, your body.
That's scary!
By the way, this costume doesn't make sense, does it?
What's this?
It's cool!
You look like a bad guy!
Really?!
You look like a bad guy!
You're going to crush me!
You look like a bad guy!
You're going to crush me!
No, no, no!
Don't you think I look better without it?
This one?
Look.
You all look better without it.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's hear it from you, bad guys.
Go ahead!
Your face is bad. Your body is bad.
Cute.
How is it?
It's a little embarrassing.
I want to see Yuu-chan's.
3, 2, 1!
Your face is bad. Your body is bad.
What are you doing?
Maybe I'm done with my morning training.
Try it.
Do you want to do an afro?
Afro?
You want to do it, don't you?
I want to do it!
It suits you!
Your face is bad. Your body is bad.
Cool!
It's cool!
It's good!
It's cool!
It's good!
Everyone, do it!
Your face is bad. Your body is bad.
Cute.
It's like you weren't a bad guy.
Yes!
It's buried!
3, 2, 1!
Your face is bad. Your body is bad.
It's embarrassing!
What is it?
This is definitely not a cute video.
How is it?
It looks like there is a mom somewhere.
Welcome!
3, 2, 1...
One more time!
3, 2, 1...
Your face is terrible.
Your body is terrible.
What is it?
There is a mom like that, right?
What is it?
I definitely don't want to lose.
The movie "Pinch Runner" in which Morning Musume.
actually participates in the show.
Finally, today, April 16th,
"Destiny's Showdown" starts at 11am.
That's right, at this moment,
the monsters are running.
Will they be able to finish the show safely?
The ending of the movie will be decided soon!
Here is the next news.
Hey!
I met Akoara-san!
She has a cute face.
That's nice.
That's nice!
Even if it's love, it's a big love!
That's not it, right?
That's nice.
I saw it in the newspaper and on TV.
Have you ever...
I have!
You're a nice guy, right?
Are you having trouble answering?
It's close to love at first sight.
It's September, so it hasn't been that long.
How about last year?
Dengiri, dengiri.
I can do "dengiri," too!
You can do it! You can do it! Do your best!
I can do it! I can do it!
Did you ever feel like you killed someone?
I'm not that old.
I didn't think I'd develop into love.
And then...
I got a push attack.
No! No!
When you say it like that, it sounds like you're talking about yourself.
It's true!
When you go home or something like that, do you cook for yourself?
Yes!
- That's nice! - That was a good one!
- Yes! - What do you call her? What is her name?
Oh, I know!
Like a journalist?
That's not good!
Like a crazy reporter?
I call her "Shin-chan."
No!
I use "dengiri" before.
No!
She... calls me "mama."
No!
Let's have an electric marriage, everyone!
Okay! Let's do it!
I want to get married soon, too.
The evil gods have come from space.
The Demon King has invaded the TV station that is supposed to destroy the earth.
The four girls who received a message from heaven have begun a ballet lesson to defeat the Demon King.
Will they be able to save the earth?
Mina Sentai Menon!
(SPIRIT OF MENON)
What are you doing?
Ayumi?
Hurry up and go to the TV station!
To the TV station?
("THE BATTLE BEGINS")
Don't mess with me!
Who are you guys?
Hey, what's going on?
I'll take you down first!
You're the last one!
("THE BATTLE BEGINS")
You bastard!
Look!
That foot!
It's standing there!
It must be a ballet move!
It's protecting Ayumi!
Then...
Could it be...
A ballet move?
I'll take him down!
I'll go first!
One, two...
Passe!
Next up is balance!
One, two...
Balance, balance, balance...
What's wrong with her?
It's like she's having an ear infection!
Is balance really balance?
Balance, balance...
Ballerina Sentai Meron!
Keep practicing ballet and protecting Earth from evil!
That is your mission!
("THE BATTLE BEGINS")
Sweet...
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
You're like sweet honey
Love me, love me, love me, love me
Every time you kiss me, I forgive you
Damn you, ballerina squadron melon!
Don't think you can defeat me with such an attack!
- What's up with you, lady? - I didn't want to be a bad girl today.
Sometimes afro is good, too.
We have a message from Ms. Mihara, so we'd like to read it.
When I was a student and didn't enjoy school life...
...I should have studied...
I feel that way every day.
Talking with friends and getting advice from teachers...
will become a precious treasure in the future.
- From Ms. Mihara. - Thank you!
You don't realize it when you're studying, do you?
It's the best time of your life.
I want everyone to say a lot of things.
The silly things we're talking about now...
- If you think about it later, it'll be a fun memory. - I wonder if this is one of them.
- I wonder if this is one of them.
I feel like I'm my own mother.
- See you next week! - Bye-bye!
- What is this picture? - What is this picture?
We will collect your comments, questions and advice on the program by e-mail.
We will give you a music gift card of 10,000 yen from the Japan Record Association for 5 people by lottery.
Also, we will give you a 131 manga and 3x zoom camera via from Olympus.