AISubs v3.5
Morning Musume "Ningensei" Check!
What is your name?
Omatsuri!
The VTR you are about to watch is an Omatsuri of Kenyawaya.
This morning Musume has prepared a special prank for you.
No desire at all
We will show you a live reaction of this idol.
She won 400 million yen in lottery.
We will show you a live reaction of "No desire at all".
The strongest prank.
The first target is...
The second target is...
The third target is...
The fourth target is...
The fifth target is...
The sixth target is...
The seventh target is...
The eighth target is...
The ninth target is...
The tenth target is...
The eleventh target is...
The twelfth target is...
[She found a new target!]
What!?
I won!
Did I win?
Yes, yes.
Calm down, calm down.
400 million yen prank project.
Actually, it started two months ago.
The members who are the luckiest will decide who they will prank.
They will eat spicy rice cream and play tag.
The members who don't know anything about pranks are addicted to the game.
And, in the midst of all of this, we asked everyone to guess the lottery number of 400 million yen.
Yes, yes.
Thank you very much.
It can't be.
No way.
However, the number is double and they will get 400 million yen.
This time, we will reveal the members who won the lottery.
No way!
It went up.
Did it go up?
Calm down, calm down.
So, what should we do with the clothes?
Really?
She held back her right cheek.
Oh, I don't like it.
She said "oh, I don't like it" after she won the lottery.
I don't have anything I want.
I have a lot of clothes I want.
I bought a lot of accessories.
I bought a lot of clothes.
As a member.
Oh, my!
Are you kidding me?
You must be lying!
What should I do?
Mr. Sanma said I look like a new type of ghost.
But when I said it, he said I look like a baby.
In the end, you can say you won't broadcast it.
What?
Oh, my!
I'm sorry.
Does that mean the staff won?
Oh, my!
The staff won!
I can't believe it!
It's a bar I've been to before!
Well, there are various rules of the TV clock.
There is also a choice of whether or not everyone will donate.
Oh!
Even if we talk about various things and things like that, can you understand it?
Yes.
Four.
Zero.
So it's a plus or minus zero, right?
Plus or minus zero?
What are you doing?
Isn't there a comment like that?
The judgment is up to here.
Minister Kabetsu enters and tells stories.
Let's keep it a secret for now, okay?
Yes, I understand.
For a while. Let's keep it a secret for the other members, too.
Secret?
Oh, my!
Hey, what are you doing?
What is it? I've never seen it before!
I've never seen this face before!
Hey, what are you doing?
Oh, I was shocked!
It was a great joke!
What about you?
Did you provide it?
Of course we did!
Did you sponsor it?
Of course we did!
Leader Ai-chan was ranked 5th.
From now on, we will announce it in order of lowest rank.
The last member to be announced as 1st rank is...
The one who is covered in desire.
1st is 9th rank.
The most beautiful member will be announced.
It's a lie!
What?
She was asked about her way of spending 400 million yen.
I don't like my mother or my father or my family.
Really?
Don't you spend it for yourself?
I spend about 20,000 or 30,000 yen.
I spend it for myself.
In addition, she proposed a full school donation.
Is it okay?
No, it's okay at all.
It's a lie!
You don't have a penny left, but is it okay?
Not at all!
It's a lie!
Hey!
What is Junjun's secret?
What?
The result of the lottery.
It's a lie!
It's a big lie!
She was ranked 8th.
What will happen to Junjun?
Oh, it's a turtle!
Ranked 8th is the stupid turtle!
Manaka, to put it simply, Yong got it right.
What?! Me?! Really?! You're kidding, right?!
It's true.
Let me show you.
You're kidding, right?!
Really?!
That's why I think it's you.
And...
You're kidding, right?!
Manaka, show me.
Really?!
And...
I did it!
Really?!
Yes.
What is Yong's way of spending money?
Do you want me to open your wallet?
You're kidding, right?!
Then I'll make a donation.
Don't open it by yourself!
Do you want me to make a donation?
All of it?
Sure.
Donation
Eh? Sure.
Donation
It was perfect up until now, but...
I don't like it! I don't like it!
What's wrong? What's wrong with you?
I don't like it!
What's wrong?
It collapsed! It collapsed!
It's not like that!
It's a disaster!
This is only an evacuation when an earthquake occurs!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
What's wrong?
Papa, where's Yong?
When an earthquake occurs, I want Yong 10 times.
You want him all of a sudden, don't you?
7th place.
Is she still in good spirits among the members?
Koharu?
Isn't it Koharu?
Eh?! It's Koharu?!
Isn't it Koharu?!
Eighty, one hundred, one thousand, one hundred thousand, one hundred thousand...
Ten million, one hundred million, four billion, four billion!
And...
I got it right.
And I've been talking with my agency about it.
You got it right?
Really?
What should we do?
You got it right?
What should we do?
Wait a minute!
I don't think I can make a conclusion right now.
Can I think about it and say it?
You're an adult.
What?
What's wrong?
What?!
What?
What's wrong?
What?
Why would you do something like that?!
What?
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
Next up is sixth place.
Ah!
You won!
Seriously?
Isn't that amazing?!
What?
What does it mean?
Huh?
One, ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand, hundred thousand...
One, ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand...
I don't know what you're doing.
One, ten, hundred, thousand, hundred thousand...
One thousand thousand.
One hundred thousand...
One million?
Four hundred million?!
Isn't that amazing?!
Really?!
One hundred thousand?!
Really?
That's why I'm in a bind.
Can you get in the bath?
Hey, Masato!
That's a lovely question!
To be precise, we bought this show with money.
Do you understand?
That's right!
This...
That's right!
I feel like you're making fun of me, but that's right!
It's true, isn't it?
How much is the original price?
It's two hundred yen.
I'll give it back to you as soon as possible.
Hey! That's dirty!
That's dirty!
What will you do with the members?
She laughed and said, "What will you do with the members?"
Come to think of it, there were members.
There were members.
Meat.
Members.
One member is two million yen each, right?
Zero yen is different.
Two thousand yen?! No way!
We can't share it at all.
Isn't it amazing?
I'll make a donation.
A donation?
When you make a donation...
Is it okay or not?
Oh, that's okay.
What's your secret?!
Oh, I can't do it anymore!
Hey!
But it's really embarrassing!
From here is the top ranking.
Announcement of fourth place.
I wrote 6 of those numbers.
No way!
You're in trouble!
Really?
Why?
By the way, what do you use the money for?
I want to change a lot of things in my life.
Like shoes?
No, not shoes.
What should I do?
I want to open a club.
That's not a club.
It's a job.
It's a shop.
What's wrong with you?
Why?
I got it!
It's not good to eat cabbage.
I want to make more money.
You want to make more money?
I'll give you 400 million yen more.
From now on, you'll be 3rd, 2nd and 1st.
No way!
In the Olympics, you'll get the same medal.
Gatsky's Best 3.
The first one to get the same medal is...
I'm glad!
I got it!
The first thing that came to my mind was...
I thought Siberian Husky bought it.
I want a cow.
I want a dog.
I want a house.
How much do you want?
I want a house.
Is it a secret?
It's a big deal.
No!
You're really stupid, aren't you?
The difference between 3rd and 2nd place might be intense.
I see!
1st and 2nd place are close!
That's right!
Gatsukido Ranking.
It's finally time for the 2nd place announcement!
Who will barely escape from 1st place?
Now, the person in 2nd place...
is here!
The silver medal goes to Tanaka!
Wait!
I'm back!
This is bad.
Wow! What's this?
Can I decorate it?
Are you serious?
Do you want me to decorate it?
Really?
I want you to decorate it.
How much is it?
500 million yen?
And...
But I want it...
100%.
For the first time, 100% is a specific number.
I want it.
Even so, will you give it to me?
I want it a little more.
A little more?
At least...
One hundred and fifty thousand.
It's over.
Even if you keep it, I want it a hundred and fifty thousand.
What's your secret?
Why did you do that, Captain?
Did you really do it?
What's wrong?
I really want to die now.
So, the first place is...
What is it?
I didn't expect it.
I really want you to see it.
I want to see it, too.
The number one reaction.
Right after this...
"Gacchi Kido".
The one who shined at the top of the nine members is...
Mr. Gacchi.
What is it?
If you compare them...
Wait a minute...
There it is!
This is...
No way!
It's one of the six, right?
Yes.
Then it's one, right?
Yes.
Then...
It's amazing.
What?
What can you do in Japan?
You can do anything.
You can buy a bass.
You can do anything.
I want to go to Poland...
Florida...
I want to go to Japan.
When it's like a donation...
All money...
Gaki-san, you're taking too long!
Too long!
What are you thinking?!
I thought you'd say "complete payment"
I've only heard of "complete payment" and "donation"
It's weird to say "complete payment" but is there anything less than this?
Hey!
What? What? What are you doing?!
Professor Hini!
Huh?!
What is it, Professor Hini?!
Wait! What? What? What?!
What... I mean...
AHHHHHH!
What is it?!
It's a huge amount of money!
It's not like the usual "complete payment"
That's not fair!
Say it!
The next story is...
Another miracle happens to the scholars!
Shini and Komi's stupid combination is exposed in the amusement park!
And Elena and Koharu's date!
Don't miss it!