AISubs v3.5
This time, "Morning Musume." special video will be released.
Super High Tension Romance.
This time, the target is...
And "Memory Show" will be the most difficult challenge in history.
Memory Show
Now, here is the big announcement of "NO TUBE."
NO TUBE
Isn't it good?
What is today's theme?
Beach!
Oh, it's beach.
Kami-chan, put the ball down.
Everyone, calm down! Everyone is working!
No, you have the biggest one.
We are working!
First of all, from this section of the big announcement...
Gaki-san and Kami-chan will try hard to throw in a miracle-like way.
Gaki and Mei Art Theater.
How many times will they succeed today?
Oh, no! Something suspicious is happening!
Oh, it's this time!
Oh, no!
[What is that?]
[An idol or something?]
[Could it be... what is it?]
[There's something behind it!]
[Could it be... an ox?]
[Everyone, it's beyond your imagination!]
[What is it?]
[Run with slippers on your feet and put them on your back slippers.]
[You get a little more than a hundred times.]
[Let's see it.]
[Then, everyone, please raise your cards and answer!]
It's embarrassing to raise your legs like this, isn't it?
I don't want you to see it so much.
I look forward to it.
What stage is it?
Sixty-nine or ninety-six?
Sixty-nine.
Sixty-nine, I see. It's a pretty fast stage, isn't it?
Yes, it's the first round.
But it's surprisingly good.
But it's embarrassing to wear it after the show, isn't it?
It was the most efficient way to get the strips.
So, after you do it, you go and...
Don't go in!
What are you doing?
But you can feel your blood rising, right?
It's a little bad for you.
It's embarrassing!
I know!
It's an inside kick!
Inside kick?
This way!
Outside.
She's going in and out the wrong way.
It's a little weird this time.
What's this? It's pretty high.
It's pretty high.
Don't go in!
It's embarrassing!
It's scary!
It's embarrassing!
It's harder this way, right?
It's not allowed?
It's an accessory.
It makes you feel like you've entered the arena.
I've experienced it many times.
It's scary!
Isn't it scary?
It's scary!
It's no good!
It's too wide!
It's scary!
It's the 90th time!
It's scary!
It's a terrible legend!
It's scary!
It's the 95th time!
It's scary!
It's the 95th time!
It's scary!
It's time for the farewell speech!
It's close!
What will happen?
96th time!
The correct answer is 96th time!
What's wrong?
The correct answer is 96th time!
I knew it!
Isn't it close?
It's close, but the result is 69!
If it was perfect, we would have had a luxurious prize again!
This time? This time it's overseas!
It's overseas!
It's perfect!
It's a lie!
It's definitely a lie!
It's two months!
We were going to give you two months of overseas travel!
Next, Junjun will present you with a new segment!
It's called "Attention! Mysterious News"!
I'm looking forward to it!
What did you do?
This time...
Don't let your guard down and watch!
Don't let your guard down!
Hello, this is China's strange news.
First of all, the news of the day.
In Foshan City, Guangdong Province, a restaurant has become a hot topic recently.
Please look at the picture.
In the picture, the chair is replaced by a toilet.
A restaurant where everyone sits on the toilet and eats.
From the picture, we can see that the chair in this restaurant is a toilet.
And on the bathtub, a transparent glass is placed and it becomes a table.
And fresh vegetables and western-style containers are also replaced by portable containers.
So, the reason for opening such a restaurant is...
In Foshan City, pottery manufacturing is commonplace and the market competition is fierce.
In order to survive, businesses adopt such a business method to attract eyes.
And will the result attract a large number of customers?
So, our studio's Mexican commentator, what do you think about this?
What?
So, Chirika, what do you think about this?
Eh?
No, I don't really want to go.
Ah!
Oh, oh, oh.
I don't think so.
Ah...
It's a commentator, right?
That's right, it's a commentator.
Commentator!
Eh? That's why you don't want to go.
Ah!
The next news is...
It's blinding!
In April of this year, at a crossroads in Chongqing, China...
Vehicles chasing each other in traffic accidents happened frequently.
And the cause of these accidents is mostly because the driver was distracted by something.
So, our studio's Takahashi commentator, what do you think about this?
Eh?
So, Ai-chan, what do you think about this?
Why are you looking back?
What do you think about this?
Look, it's a good studio over there.
Eh? What is it?
Eh? A poster of a beautiful woman?
Oh!
Being fascinated by a poster of a beautiful woman?
Being fascinated!
Something like that.
That bad guy is a beautiful woman police officer.
To ensure traffic safety, our traffic police officers are constantly on duty.
Especially from 7am to 9am, at the peak of the road.
And under such circumstances, there have been two traffic accidents in a row.
For this reason, traffic accidents have occurred.
I think in the future, our traffic will definitely be very complicated.
That's all for China's strange news.
This kind of work will probably come.
Really?
Even if you eat me up like that, I'll still surprise you.
Next up is the leader's popular segment.
Today, you'll be doing a 4-take quiz.
If you get it right, you'll get a taste of hell.
But if you get it wrong, you'll go straight to hell.
Today's challenger is...
Ah, she's on the phone.
Let's all do our best for the world championship!
Yeah.
Ah, I'm so happy.
Here we are with the 4-take quiz!
Today's challenger is you!
Go, go, go, go!
Go, Mori-chan!
Go, go, go!
Go, Mori-chan!
It's nothing.
Ah, it's nothing.
Isn't it Tsubotsuboman?
That's right, it's Tsubotsuboman.
What's wrong, Koharu-chan?
It's nothing!
Are you nervous?
I'm not nervous.
Then I'll use my best dajous to loosen you up.
You're really nervous, aren't you?
If you tell a lie in Arkansan Province, you're done for.
That's boring!
Okay, let's start the quiz.
Now, which quiz will it be this time?
Out of the following four, which is the official game that actually took place in the Olympics?
A. Tsunahki B. Tamaire
C. Binin-sankyaku D. Kibasen
Go, Mori-chan, go!
It's going well.
Isn't it Tsubotsuboman?
Alright, then! It's another classic series.
When you're beginning to get dirty with the paint...
There's a "zoro" pack in front of my house and it's really clean.
How long will you wait for it to dry?
Until you drop the dirt!
That's kinda funny...
What did you say?
What was that about?
What are you sure about?
It's not dirt!
I'm so glad you like it!
Which series will we watch?
She's really bad at this!
It's the "monkey" series!
It's "monkey" and "leek" series.
Alright, it's "painter's life" time!
If the answer Koharu-chan chose is correct, it's a super happy, super easy pot.
If it's incorrect, it's a hellish, extremely painful pot.
Now, please press the button!
If D's kiba-sen is incorrect, it's an extremely painful pot!
Kiba-sen...
Here I go...
Ah! Ouch!
The correct answer is "A".
Until the 1920 Antwerp Games, it was an official sport.
Next up is "Morning Musume. Trying to remember in a short amount of time".
This time, in 20 minutes, they will learn 20 popular retro foods.
Not only the product name, but also the name of the company that makes it must be memorized. Will it be okay?
Mitzy!
Thank you!
Ah, is it impossible?
Impossible!
Is it impossible?
Impossible!
Why is it impossible?
Of course, if Mitzy answers all questions correctly, everyone can eat popular retro foods.
Mitzy's "Trying to remember in a short amount of time" show, start!
Start!
Curry looks good!
Hamburger?
Croquette curry?
SB Food...
SB Food, Time Trip Curry, Popular Romance B...
Popular Romance...
Katsudetsu Curry!
Correct!
You got it in one go!
Looks good!
Is it popular?
It's popular!
Otsuka Shokuhin Kin no Donburi Chuka Don Correct!
TPTPP Al Pastor Sauce Karashi Mentaiko Correct!
SB Shokuhin Nattoku no Buta Kimuchi Don Correct!
Otsuka Shokuhin Bon Curry Classic Correct!
White Stew!
What? White Stew?
Geiji Seika Ginza Stew White Correct!
Esaki Guriko Beef Curry Curry 30 Times Correct!
Hakata's Bakuka Kitchen's Takumi made it.
Eco Foods White Curry Story Correct!
Nissin Foods Mama's Unusual Past Sauce Tomodoro Correct!
Otsuka Shokuhin Otsuka Shokuhin?
Ginza Rock's Rock Tableau's Gokoku Zenzai Gokoku Zenzai Coconut Sauce Correct!
Esaki Guriko Donburi's
Esaki Guriko Donburi's Dekayaki Chicken Donburi
Correct!
Donburi-sshi was the best!
Otsuka Foods Ideal Iron
Sesame?
Eh?
Otsuka Foods Ideal Iron
Karadaikiki... Karadaikiki...
Kurono Kayu!
Correct!
Wow!
Katsumi's is the best!
Wow! It's huge!
I want to eat it!
It's huge!
Um...
Sunflag!
Sunflag Golden Pork Cutlet!
Correct!
Wow! It's delicious!
Nichirei Foods...
Upper East Asian Food...
Kyoto, Kamishi Prefecture...
Manhattan-style Hashed Beef!
Correct!
That's amazing!
S.B. Foods...
Do your best!
What kind of cream sauce is that?
S.B. Foods...
A store with a lot of reservations...
Kaibashira's...
Lobster Cream Sauce!
Lobster...
Correct!
Asakusa...
Imahan...
Kurogewagyu...
Tegone Hamburg...
Correct!
It's Kurogewagyu!
It's 5,250 yen for 6 pieces!
Sunflag Golden Pork Cutlet...
Um...
Beef Chukara?
Correct!
It's delicious!
What's this? It's amazing!
Shrimp?
It's shrimp!
No, it's not shrimp!
Kewpie, Kewpie, Italian, it's gnocchi with tomato cream!
Correct!
This is gnocchi, right?
Now, two left!
Meat sauce?
What food? Curry?
What's this?
Otsuka food?
Otsuka food, Otsuka food, Otsuka food...
Otsuka food...
Otsuka food's golden recipe, omurice!
Correct!
It's curry!
Now, the last one!
The last one is this one!
Here you go!
Pasta looks good!
There's a lot of pasta!
What food?
Nissin Foods!
Blue Cave!
Chef's Collection!
What is it?
Nissin Foods!
Blue Cave!
Chef's Collection!
That's a long name!
Seafood cream sauce!
Seafood carbonara!
Sea urchin?
What is it?
Correct!
Amazing!
I think you can only do this with Mitch.
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
I won't do it before you do it!
Mitch's omelet! Here's your reward! Eat up!
How is it? It's 30 times spicier!
Oh, it's here!
I want to eat it again!
Oh, it's here!
It's crazy!
It's crazy, right?
It's here!
Amazing!
Look at Mitch's omelet!
This is amazing!
Next is a popular segment where Gaki covers a Korean drama.
Today's topic is that celebrity!
Gaki covers Korean drama "Korea's Happiest Woman" in Korean.
This is "Korea's Happiest Woman" in Korean!
Amazing!
The next episode of "Mochi Club" is...
My cell phone! Wait for me!
Okay!
We're going to share a lot of surprising privacy with Daimon and Yukai.
And "Whatever Memories" is the world's first big happening.
Look forward to it!
Oh, no! I'm going to die!