AISubs v3.5
This spring, Morning Musume.'s "Totteoki Waza" will be released.
In addition, Aisha Haruna, who is famous for her "eaa ea ea" will appear.
After this...
Now, the big announcement is "Motube"!
Today's big announcement is...
Morning Musume.'s musical will be performed in August, right?
Yes, that's right.
We've been working hard on it.
I see.
Now, this is today's lineup!
There's a new segment.
Left and right.
Shige-san, what's special about this segment?
We are...
Celebrities.
Cellphone interference!
It was a little slippery earlier, but now it's back.
In this segment, we reveal popular celebrities' cellphones.
Who is today's target?
It's a celebrity!
She looks like her.
It's Aisha Haruna.
She was here before.
Wait a minute.
Did you see her?
She looks like her.
Wait a minute.
What do you think she's wearing now?
Could it be...
During the air-aya-aya break,
Aisha Haruna
telecasts her private cellphone for the first time.
The person she's interested in is...
I told you!
I'm happy!
Wow!
What is it?
Can you show me your cell phone?
Yes!
What is it?
Your cell phone?
Here it is!
Yes!
It's a cell phone!
Yay!
It's good!
Then, I'll start the investigation.
Wait a minute!
What kind of investigation is this?
It's a cell phone.
I recently got it.
What is it?
I recently got it.
It looks like this.
What is it?
It's like this.
What is it?
It's cute!
It's like this.
What is it?
Last Christmas, Fujiwara Norika and Jinnei gave me this cell phone.
I gave them this cell phone.
But, when I was at the airport, I found out that this cell phone is useful.
So, I was asked to use it and I was caught.
It's so cute!
What is it?
So, you can't just use it as you like.
Then, I'll...
Look!
Yes!
It's like a classic "stop it" type of embarrassing attitude.
Then, I'll continue.
Yes.
Then, I'll do a checkmelo check.
A checkmelo check?
Can you do it for me?
A checkmelo check?
It's Matsuda-san.
Aya?
What did you do today by yourself?
I lied.
If you don't take it yourself, you can't stop it, can you?
Which do you like better, yourself or Ayaya?
I don't know about this either.
I love Ayaya very much.
But I think I'm the best at Ayaya.
After all, you are the last one.
Ayaya, who is looking at the audience, has a square mouth and Ayaya's mouth is square.
Look!
Are you okay?
Hey!
Let's go to the next one.
Let's go.
The next one is...
E-mail...
E-mail!
I'm doing a female comedian club.
Are you a comedian?
I'm a female comedian club, but I'm special.
Everyone is...
A little different.
Everyone is gay, right?
I'm the only one who is "gay" in Katakana.
Wow!
Next, check the image of the cell phone.
I checked myself a while ago.
For example, there is such a thing.
This?
This is it!
You can see it.
Come closer and bend down.
This is the view from the love when you peeked into the love pond.
This is it!
Raise your head and look up at the love pond with a big smile.
But you had a rainbow chin just now.
It's not a rainbow chin!
In that position!
It's hard to see, isn't it?
Meanwhile, they found a ridiculous image.
Here we go!
What is it? What are you talking about?
It's terrible!
I want to puke!
It's terrible!
It's not love!
It's cute!
Actually, there's a point to it.
For men, when you look at it from above, it makes you want to hug it like a kitten.
Really?
That's a good point!
I'm really using that point.
Even with force, if you look up like this, you can see all the drooping parts.
It's necessary, isn't it?
That's true.
It's a necessary age, isn't it?
I told you!
Seriously!
Okay, that's it for the survey!
Thank you very much!
Why?!
Give it back!
Why?!
Give it back!
Why?!
Give it back!
If you want it back, please do "Eya, ayaya".
Please!
Wait a minute!
Even if you don't say it like that, I want to do it!
Please watch "Eya, ayaya", which perfectly matches the voice of "Ayaya" at the concert!
I'll make you take off your shoes.
Wow!
I don't know what to say anymore.
I love you, Aya!
I know.
I've been telling you all about my personality a lot.
That's amazing!
I've been telling you all about my personality a lot.
No, I didn't mean it like that.
"Love in Spring", thank you for your cooperation.
It continued.
It continued, and unfortunately, you two weren't blessed with such a good project.
After this, "Love in Spring" appears again.
What!
To Aya and herself?
Now, now, now!
Shall we continue?
Junjun's Chinese lesson is too much.
It's a prank on Rinrin.
Oh, it's a prank!
I really wanted to make money.
You really wanted to make money?
A prank on Chinese members for "Morning Musume".
This segment is where you learn Chinese.
What kind of prank will attack Junjun?
What will happen?
A sudden Chinese lesson.
Today's lesson is "How to Make Right Excuses".
Let's learn it.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Today's model is Junjun.
A fake project prepared by Junjun.
In order to remember the price, a variety of super expensive products are lined up.
In front of Junjun, who remembers the price,
the most expensive product breaks on its own.
What did Junjun say?
Junjun came without knowing anything.
You've been working on your memoirs, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
So I was wondering if you'd like to learn about real things.
She doesn't have any doubts.
She doesn't.
She tends to hide things.
I'd like to know more about her works and learn more about her.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, Junjun, you're always like this.
The most expensive one is this one.
This jar.
1250 sheets.
Oh, come on!
All right, then. Memoirs, start!
I've thought about it.
Hmm...
So...
I'll remember it.
"Fly-yan-su"?
I don't know what it is.
I don't know!
Now, the prank is finally over!
What kind of rain was it just now?
I can't believe it. It wasn't me.
It came out!
You said it wasn't you?
Yes.
The word of attention is "photosynthesis".
It means "it's not me".
Junjun is depressed.
He tells a joke.
Junjun!
Actually, it was a prank!
Junjun, I'm sorry!
I really thought you were going to pay me.
The pot broke on its own.
I'm depressed.
Well, let's say it again.
Thank you.
I'm depressed.
Well, see you!
See you someday.
This is fun!
It's fun, isn't it?
We don't know who will be pranked next.
So, please prepare to speak Chinese suddenly.
Shall we go to the next one?
It's by a scholar.
"Fiancee".
A popular series of scholars covering funny jokes in Korean.
Super-fiancee will get in the car now.
She's so cute!
Can you get in the car now?
Thank you!
She's so good!
She's been doing this for about two weeks now!
She's amazing!
First of all, I want my dad to play English roles for me!
And then my dad said, "Take this with you," and made me look like a weird guard.
A teddy bear set!
Next up is...
This segment where you say things out loud without asking for permission!
This week's "Atelico Musumen."
The video that Koharu will say things out loud this week is...
From the MC section of a 2004 concert!
Hurry up and give me your heart!
I'm right in front of you!
This tastes great!
That icehaltery syrup you hear about.
It's shaved ice, right?
It's so good...
I wonder what kind of things Koharu will say in this entry!
Doremi's song!
♪ Dough is donuts' dough ♪
Yes!
♪ Ne-mo-o-o-o-o-o-o! ♪
♪ Ne-mo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! ♪
Ne-mo-o? Who wrote it?
I might know "fa"!
Then sing it!
♪ Fa-wa-fa-wa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-faaa- ♪
Fa!
♪ Fa-wa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-faaa- ♪
Well done!
♪ Fa-wa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-faaa- ♪
So good!
I'll do lots of recitations from now on!
Next is the most popular segment, "Quiz! Takitame Art Theater".
Drinking red wine from a red bottle will make you empty, right?
This is tough.
Here is the question.
This is impossible.
If you think it's 100 times or more, say "big". If you think it's 99 times or less, say "small".
I see. It's "small", "big", "big", "big", "small", "big", "small", "big"
But I don't know.
Right?
If you feel uncomfortable, say "small".
A little.
Close.
That was close.
You can pick it up for me, right?
Close.
It's a little.
You said you'd pick it up for me.
A little.
It was unexpectedly good.
Right? It was...
It's a red one, right?
Close.
Close?
35 is close.
Oh, you did it.
But this one is unexpectedly behind.
Behind.
Ah, it's close!
Really?
You can do it!
Ah, it's close!
It's close!
Isn't it going in?
It looks like it's going in.
She doesn't know what she's doing.
I know what I'm doing!
I'm not saying anything bad!
Wow!
She did it in one go!
Wow!
She's smiling!
Wow!
That's correct!
That means the correct answer is 60 smalls!
I really asked God for this.
And then I got it.
There are people who don't need it.
After this, at Ayaya's concert, something incredible happened!
Ayaya and Aya Matsuda's 22 year old birthday live, which was held the other day.
On the special day of their birthday, the voltage of the venue is also at its highest.
The surprise guest who suddenly appeared there is...
Ayaya! I'm here!
Ayaya also responds to Haruna Ai's cake as a gift with this performance.
Ayaya! Come on, seriously!
Furthermore, the concert went well with Ayaya's dream.
Next time, we'll go to the concert in the morning, right?! We'll do it, right?!
Ai-chan's punishment game is to remove the quiz from her head.
Suddenly, the balloon is broken and she shows a surprised expression.
Ah, water?
You're too smooth!
What will we do next?!
Next time on Harumo...
The world's strongest stupid combination, studio concert!
Idols' stupid limitations - we'll show you! Look forward to it!