AISubs v3.5
Morning Musume.'s Kusumi Koharu has formed a new unit, Milky Way.
This time, we will present you the new opening song of the popular anime "Kirarin Revolution."
♪ Kirarin Kirarin Kirarin Kirarin Kirarin ♪
♪ Even the painful feelings, if it's with two people, can be shared ♪
♪ If it's with three people, I'll be hit in the back and say it, my love for you is chocolate ♪
♪ Three, two, one, zero, I'll dash past you and kick next to you ♪
♪ Look, one day I'll reach you ♪
♪ From you, my feelings for you will come true ♪
♪ Right now, I'll reach you ♪
♪ Thousands of light years away ♪
♪ I still want you to be far away ♪
♪ I opened my eyes and saw him in white clothes ♪
♪ Just looking at him made me want to party ♪
♪ It's like I'm not interested in the story that's passing by ♪
♪ Is this love that makes me walk aimlessly going to work? ♪
♪ I'm a little worried about being alone and I don't usually talk about it ♪
♪ It's a secret between thousands of people, but I'll tell you about my love for you ♪
♪ I'll dash even if it's just for a moment, so I'll support you from beside you ♪
♪ Look, someday we'll reach it, I want you to pray for me ♪
♪ I'll jump over the strawberry field and accept my feelings ♪
♪ We'll reach it soon, I want you to jump higher than I did when I was driving ♪
♪ If it's just one person, then I can share my painful feelings with two people ♪
♪ If it's three people, then I'll give you my back and tell you about my love for you ♪
♪ I'll dash even if it's just for a moment, so I'll support you from beside you ♪
♪ Look, someday we'll reach it, I want you to pray for me ♪
♪ I'll dash even if it's just for a moment, so I'll support you from beside you ♪
♪ We'll reach it soon, I want you to jump higher than I did when I was driving ♪
This Hallow's Day, there are many miracles again at the popular Gakikame Arts Theater.
And the new corner where Morning Musume comes across is also excellent!
Don't miss it!
Now, the popular MOTUBE is here!
Now, today's theme is...
Cheering and cheering!
It suits you!
Thank you!
This is today's lineup!
There are many things today!
I want to see it!
Which one do you want to see?
I really want to see it!
I want to see Gakikame Arts Theater!
I want to see it!
I see!
I want to see how amazing it is today!
That's right!
They've shown us countless miracles so far!
The popular Gakikame Arts Theater!
Normally, you can't imagine how amazing the miracles are!
Gaki and Kame-chan have decided it with a Gajinko match!
I can't wait to see what kind of miracles they will show us this time!
Ah, teacher!
Ah, Tomichiro-senpai!
Oh, welcome!
Oh, hurry up and get ready!
What do we do? What do we do?
For now, Eri-chan, go and buy some drinks for the meeting in the train.
I'll get ready over here.
Yes, I understand-senpai!
Okay, let's clean up!
Throw away the trash properly, okay?
I got it!
Right?
Amazing!
It's properly separated!
Oh! You can do it, woman!
Oh, I'm sorry! It's my first time!
Put the train...
...in the vending machine.
It's for when you're going home and you don't have juice.
I see.
This is orange juice.
Orange juice? I see.
This is bad for you if it's carbonated.
You're right!
I'm not stupid!
You're right!
This is bad for you if it's carbonated.
There's a distance.
You're right!
Was it really far?
You're right!
There's a distance.
You're right!
She said it was for when you're going home and you don't have juice!
This is bad for you if it's carbonated.
I bought it!
You bought it?
This is bad for you if it's carbonated.
She said it was for when you're going home and you don't have juice!
Who is it?
You're irritated, aren't you?
You're irritating, aren't you?
She brought her drink.
No way...
You're going to get in trouble for this!
Wow!
Really!
Wow!
The conference has begun.
It hasn't started yet!
Out!
Wow! That was wonderful!
That was wonderful!
Since we started the meeting, he started biting me.
She was the one who pulled my leg.
I was trying to pull my hair back, but he kept telling me not to do it.
His hand was behind me, but it came out!
That's where you had a hard time this time, right?
Shall we go to the next one?
All of them look interesting.
That's right.
It's like "Nazuna no Temakizushi".
Mitsui will make "temakizushi", but it will have a certain design.
I'm looking forward to it!
Please guess what design it will have.
I see! It's like a quiz!
I see! I got it!
Okay!
Everyone, please look carefully!
Okay!
Let's go!
What design will "temakizushi" have?
Can you guess?
Since she's going to make "temakizushi", please guess what design it will have!
We'll show you with Hatto!
Hello!
Nice to meet you! I'm Makita!
Nice to meet you!
Today's ingredients are...
Thick-sauce egg...
Kanpyo...
and carrots!
I can't imagine what you can make with these three ingredients!
Everyone, please guess!
Okay! Let's roll!
Let's roll!
Yay!
I can see your hands!
What is this?
Everyone, please think about it!
First of all, I'm going to put the carrots in two places!
Put the carrots in here!
I wonder what this carrot will become!
Well, there's still a long way to go!
Isn't it really thick-sauce?
Yes, it is!
Oh, it looks delicious!
I'm going to put the kanpyo in here!
It looks like a whirlpool!
It's really hard to put it in!
Yes!
"Temakizushi"!
Look at the color!
Now, we're going to start rolling!
Okay! Here's the question!
What will this "temakizushi" become?
No hint! No hint!
Is it an animal?
Tell me about it!
That's not allowed!
You bastard!
She called me "bastard"!
The hint is, it's really delicious!
It's really delicious!
The hint is, it's delicious!
It's delicious!
This "temakizushi" is addictive!
If you cut it, what kind of pattern will appear? Everyone, please think about it!
First of all, the answer is... Gaku-san!
Me!
You're confident, right?
Cherry tree!
I'm really confident!
You're confident?
Because the pink one is probably a flower.
The other answer is "anpanman".
Could it be?
Let's go to the next one!
It's really difficult!
I'm really confident, so I'll say it like this!
Yes!
Ho-ho-ho!
Kata-tsumuri!
Ho-ho-ho! I see!
Let's continue with Shige-san!
Everyone, are you confident?
Yes!
Toilet marker!
What is that?!
Ah, it's definitely possible!
It's definitely possible!
Well, it's definitely possible, but...
It's really possible! Please look closely!
This is a carrot, and this is a whirlpool, so it's somehow possible!
It's not somehow possible!
And this is a man!
The correct answer is...
Well then, I'd like to roll it up!
Roll it up!
This is really difficult!
What was that just now?!
It's finally time for the picture!
Now, what will come out?
The correct answer is...
Ta-dah!
It's Kata-tsumuri!
Well done!
It's really amazing!
Kata-tsumuri!
It's really amazing!
Why?! Why?!
It's definitely possible!
How is it possible?!
I'm scared of my own talent!
It's amazing!
Next is this week's "Sites that make you want to teach others".
It's a segment where we introduce interesting sites for mobile phones and computers that are popular in the world.
Everyone, try out the sites we're introducing now!
This week's site is "Self-introduction Factory".
Just by entering your own name...
...it will automatically create a self- introduction segment for you.
I wonder how it will be introduced?
I want to do it!
This week's site is "Self-introduction Factory" where you can create a self-introduction segment just by entering your own name.
I want to do it!
Do you want to do it?!
I want to do it!
Let's watch "Morning Musume."
Sounds good! Let's watch it as a group.
But if you do it like this, you'll hurt yourself every time you do it like this.
Let's put it in.
Are you ready? Go ahead.
It's too sunny, Morning Musume.
Isn't that the first line of the song?
It's too sunny, Morning Musume.
Yuki-chan's self-introduction segment is also shocking.
Are you ready? Go ahead.
I'm Tanaka Yuna, who eats panties into her butt just by walking.
What is this?!
That's rude!
That's how it is!
But...
At a concert the other day...
I ate panties into my butt!
That's right!
That's not it!
Next up is Gaki-san's "ralralai" gymnastics in Korean.
This time, she'll try it at the Fujisaki Market.
She'll do that "ralralai" gymnastics in pairs.
Wow!
Mode!
LaLaLight exercise, start!
Wow!
Hana, two, step!
LaLaLight!
LaLaLaight!
Wow!
LaLaLaight eye sight test exercise!
Hana, two, step!
Go Hana, two, step!
Wow!
It's right!
Wow!
LaLaLaight!
Wow!
LaLaLaight!
Go! Go!
Hmm!
It's like a twin!
LaLaLaight!
Wow!
It's right!
Wow!
It's right!
Wow!
Please take care of your eyes!
Please!
Wow!
This is a perfect score!
It's a perfect score!
This is a perfect score!
Thank you!
I'm glad!
Thank you!
Let's go to the next one!
Yes!
Which one should we choose next?
This one!
Yes!
Let's go with Koharu!
Yes!
Don't call me!
Last episode's "Anything But Memories" show,
right after Junjun and Mitsui's famous match...
Wow, you look like you can do it too!
Yes!
Yes, Kusumi Koharu has boldly invented it!
With that said, this time Koharu will be challenging her memories.
The topic of attention is...
25 Things We Don't Know We Think We Know
Do you know this word that has become a word of apology?
A fly or a butterfly won't go in.
A fly, a fly, a fly...
I have one of these.
It doesn't get dirty.
Kusumiki doesn't get dirty.
What am I looking for?
It's finally Koharu's turn.
Shall we go?
It's over, right?
It's over!
It's a lie!
You're fine!
Why?
It's her first time!
She's full of confidence, but can she really remember everything?
Then, Sumi's "Anything I Remember" show, start!
I don't know!
First of all, something you see at the table.
Scallops!
Correct!
Scallops and butterflies don't go in.
I see.
Next is a bowl with a low base.
What's its name?
Yes, "itadoko"!
Next is a board with sushi on it.
Gator!
Correct!
Next is a name of something you see indoors.
Cargo!
Correct!
Breaching!
Circuit board!
Correct!
Stone road!
Rock climbing!
Correct!
I see!
This is "koujinbouki"!
Correct!
Amazing!
It's a metal object that you can stick a key in.
Isn't it a key?
A present!
Correct!
Next is a bento box made of bamboo.
Ice!
Correct!
"shikyuurin"!
Correct!
Next is a name related to your body.
It's the name of a groove between your nose and lips.
Please stand there!
Pearl!
Correct!
It's where you bend behind your knees.
Mirror!
Correct!
Wow, I know this! It's in Texas!
You spin it in the middle of the game and shoot the ball out of it.
Balloon! Balloon!
Correct!
Next up is "an unexpected name for a food".
When a banana ripens, only black stains appear.
What is the name of that black stain?
Sugar spot!
Correct!
Cheese eye!
Is there a hole in the cheese or is it cheese eye?
Albeto! Albeto!
Correct!
Wow!
Next up is "a black circle in the center of a nine- year-old's head".
That's why it looks like this!
Zuboshi! Zuboshi!
Wow!
Zuboshi?
That "zuboshi" is coming from here.
Wow, it's in the middle of the "zuboshi"!
Next up is the last one!
It's where you "vaccinate".
Osteoporosis!
Correct!
What is it?
What?
Shagunshi! Shagunshi!
Correct!
This is the last one!
Last one!
It's a metal clip that holds your mouth shut.
Sakupatsu!
Correct!
You did it!
Well done!
Yes!
Yay!
She's hitting her head.
Wow!
Now, everyone, please add up the number of stars!
Raise it! Raise it!
It's yours!
Yes!
Now, with that said...
By the way, why is Shige and Tanaka...
Why is it?
Somehow...
No, it's like...
Somehow...
Somehow, this memory card is like "I'll only give it to you if you work hard".
Yes, yes, yes.
Somehow, Yoyomi's attitude is annoying.
I see.
Somehow...
After this, the N.T. scene of "Gakikane Arts Theater" was released.
Ah! That surprised me!
Next episode is a special project.
To obtain "memory power number one", we'll challenge the biggest obstacle in the past.
The situation is unexpectedly tense.
What is this?!
Where is it?!
Look forward to it!
[Zedopp and Zedopp are in love with each other.]
Throw away the trash properly!
It's broken!
Here I go!
I'm scared!
You scared me!
[Zedopp and Zedopp are in love with each other.]