AISubs v3.5
A harem kingdom somewhere in the world.
Akachinko-kun and the animal girls, what will they do today?
Now, let's go!
Now, the big hit, Pichiwata-jiman MouTube is here!
Today you're wearing a little strange clothes again, aren't you?
Today's theme is "handsome men"!
Wow, you've made up a lot of things, everyone!
No, it's not like that!
Today it's not Mourinho-musubi, it's Mourinho- musubi!
I see!
Today is a pain in the ass!
Now, this week too, we have a lot of Pichiwata- jiman from all over the country!
Junjun's Pichiwata-memory syndrome causes trouble?
Why the sudden tears?
Today's lineup is here, please come in!
I want to see the "nyan-nyan" you say.
I see! Let's go!
By the way, it seems you have a cute Pichiwata!
6 months old, Chato-kun's cute Pichiwata!
Morningusume-san, hello! Please look at Chato- kun's Pichiwata!
It's a good timing.
What are you doing?
Massage.
Cute!
What's that?
Is that your own face?
So cute!
His body is so soft.
He looks like an old man.
Now, his waist.
So cute!
All of it?
He doesn't have any special skills.
He massages himself like this.
So cute!
By the way, Tanaka, you like cats, right?
Mochi.
I don't think you'll give it back in two words.
Now, let's continue.
What do you have?
Ah, yes.
What's up? Did you find something?
I found it. A date with Yunbo.
Oh, oh, oh.
Power shovel Yunbo, who you see a lot in construction sites,
is having a romantic date with Yunbo.
My little skill is
becoming one with Yunbo.
Yunbo-kun, you're so funny.
What?
I'll cut you some wine.
This size is impossible.
No, no, no, it's impossible.
But, even if you wish for it, you can't have it.
It's not spilled.
It's smooth.
It's your first time, isn't it?
It's not spilled at all, look, look!
It's clean.
Here you go.
Thank you.
You don't need this house, do you?
Thank you.
You were on a date with another woman the other day, weren't you?
What are you talking about?
Huh? What are you talking about?
I don't know anymore!
She's angry.
She's angry. What should we do?
Ta-da!
Shh!
What's that?
What is it?
It's falling down.
Huh?
It's falling down.
See, it's falling down.
Wow, it's falling down.
Look at this.
It's falling down.
Wow!
Can you see that?
Right?
It seems like you can do it if you get used to it.
But this is amazing.
Wow!
It really sounded like a drama.
It's dark.
Who is it?
What is this?
Happy ending.
Ashida will perform a new radio exercise that you have never seen before.
Good morning, Morning Musume.
Good morning.
We came up with a new radio exercise, so please watch it.
Thank you.
Isn't it a bicycle?
No way!
A handle? A bike?
On the bicycle...
One, two, three, four!
Turn the handle wide and exercise the front wheel!
Ride in the back.
Wow!
Open your legs wide and exercise the pedals!
Why do we have to ride like this?
I don't like this!
My back hurts!
Ouch!
From the back, exercise the ups and downs!
My neck!
Also, ride in the back and exercise the balance!
Wow!
Lastly, exercise riding in a bicycle vertically!
Wonderful!
This is amazing!
Wonderful!
So you can ride up to seven stars!
Wonderful!
Shige-san, why didn't you do it?
Because it's no longer a radio exercise.
I see!
It's a session.
What will they eat deliciously?
Our partner's specialty is to eat a lighter's fire deliciously.
Please have a look!
Thank you for it!
No! I'm scared! I'm scared! I don't like it!
What are you doing, Eko?
I'm watering it.
It's in! It's in! It's really in!
No, it's not!
It's really in!
It's in! It's in!
Is it good?
It's good!
Thank you for it!
Next up is...
Gaki's popular Korean impersonation!
This time, it's Edharmi, a popular young actress.
Let's listen!
[Speaking Japanese]
Where are you looking at?
[Speaking Japanese]
Where are you looking at?
[Speaking Japanese]
That was great!
Really?
Before we do it, we have to see Edharmi's impersonation.
Yes, yes.
But Edharmi's face is really amazing!
No, no! That's a bad word!
It's probably a bad word!
It's really amazing!
It was really difficult!
[Speaking Japanese]
Now, now, now! Let's go!
Yes, yes!
Is there anything you're curious about?
I can do it!
Mr... Mr. Noise!
Mr. Noise!
A sound magician who can imitate any sound!
It's Mr. Noise!
Let's go!
Good morning, Morning Girls!
Hello!
I'm Mr. Noise!
I'm going to show you my amazing voice technique!
Oh, oh, oh!
I'm going to show you the difference in sound between a helicopter flying low and high.
First, from low.
Next, from high.
I will show you how to make stir-fried vegetables.
Stir-fried vegetables is done.
I see.
Oh, everyone raised their hands.
I want it. I want eight of them.
I want eight of them.
Hey, listen!
What is it, Mitsui?
Listen!
Yes, I'm listening. Yes, Mitsui said it. Yes, what is it?
Well, I can make cicada cries.
Everyone, please close your eyes.
Okay.
It's cicada cries, isn't it?
Please think it's summer now, okay?
Yes.
Mitsui will try to imitate cicada cries in summer heat.
What is it?
It doesn't look like cicada cries.
No, it doesn't!
Let's delete it. Let's delete it.
It doesn't look like cicada cries.
Where is Takako doing what?
I'm at a sushi restaurant.
Why? Why? Why?
I'm looking at how sushi is being rolled.
What's going on?
Is this Takako-san?
Is it over?
She's not doing anything!
Eh, wait!
Takako-san!
Takako-san is looking for something.
What is it?
What could it be?
That was definitely Doi-san, wasn't it?
Yes.
Is this Roman's end?
End?
Is it over?
Why isn't she talking?
Well, it's a shameful video.
Doi Takako!
Why are you here?!
Why?!
I'm Doi Takako.
What a nice nose you have.
Takako isn't moving at all.
And with that...
Why did you move? I don't know!
I was crouching.
You were crouching?
I wasn't just crouching.
It was an NG.
It was an NG?
That kind of suffering exists for that kind of person.
I fell many times.
By the way, how many times did you retake it?
I want to see it!
Five or six times?
Five or six times? You're rolling it around a lot!
This kind of suffering exists for D.T. too.
The other person can't eat anago.
They can't eat it.
Wow, even that kind of mouth information!
Bubu-chan at the edge of the line.
Pay attention to her sharp mouth speech.
Good morning, Ms. Megumin of Morning Musume.
Please watch Bubu-chan's mouth speech from now on.
I'll greet you.
It's really fun!
I'll imitate Mr. Kikuwaken.
I'll kiss you.
I'll say goodnight.
I'll pay you.
10 gold coins.
Wow!
Can you see me?
Wow!
Can you see me?
My legs are too short!
Wow!
Shall we start?
Yes, let's go!
Quiz Head Spin!
Morning girls, look at me!
Yes!
Now, here is the question.
Each of you has a Guinness record of 101 spins per minute.
How many spins can you do without waving your hands?
60!
10!
3, 2, 1!
Wow!
OK, from now on. Start!
One, two...
Wow! This is amazing!
You're almost there!
Go for it!
The other team is losing their lead.
OK, two against one...
Oh!
What?
Isn't it one after all?
Why did you lose?
OK, you've reached this point.
Rinrin is the closest.
Look, it's already 31.
Go for it! You're close!
Rinrin, you're close!
You're so close!
OK, next up...
Pug's Axel is going to show us his cute little tricks.
Good morning, morning girls.
Hello.
We have a very cute dog.
Please take a walk on the earth gently.
It's so cute!
It's a black pug.
It looks fluffy!
Pugs are cute, aren't they?
They are!
Look at the one with a broken nose.
It's nice on earth.
It's so cute!
Look!
Pugs are nice on earth.
It's running!
What? What?
It's running!
Oh!
It's running!
What should we do?
Oh!
It's gone!
Where did it go?
It's so good!
Oh! It's separated!
The owner of the store should open it.
Oh, but it's neat and cute.
I took it off.
It's separated.
I see.
You can separate it.
If you press the accelerator like this, you can separate it with a bottle cap.
That's it.
I see.
Yes, that's it.
Yes, thank you.
Yes, that's it.
It was a good one.
Wow, it's cute!
It's cute!
It's wonderful!
It's cute!
It's cute, isn't it?
This is Axel.
He is a boy who will be nine years old this year.
He has been doing eco activities for eight years.
He has been doing eco activities since he was one years old.
Wow!
Isn't it amazing?
Yes.
Did you teach him?
I happened to do it, and when the owner praised me, I started doing it.
Wow!
That's wonderful!
Which one should we do next?
I haven't said it before, but Princess Waiwai is here again today, right?
She's here?!
She's here!
Everyone, get ready to cheer her up!
She's fast!
What kind of entrance will she show us today?
Today, I, Princess Waiwai, will surprise you all!
Here we have normal water.
This is really normal water, but...
I'm going to drink it now.
It's refreshing, isn't it?
I'm going to freeze this normal water in an instant.
I'm going to do it now!
It's different!
The color is different!
What is this?!
Look at this!
It turned into ice!
This is surprising!
Wai!
Wai just appeared!
But if you stir it around, it'll turn into ice in an instant.
Right?!
It's not that kind of liquid!
No, no.
Shige-san, don't throw it away!
It's easy to understand!
It's easy to understand?
I don't know! I'm sure you know!
Because the color has changed...
It's Waiwai-san's hand power!
I see!
The secret of freezing water in an instant will be revealed in the second half of the show!
It's surprising!
Wai!
Next up is a very delicious trick!
Morning Musume-san, hello!
I'm Dormino Ishikawa-sama.
Please take a look at my trick!
Looks good!
Isn't this place dangerous?
Is this the only place like this?
It's nice to have people come like this.
This is really good.
It's nice.
The cocoa...
The marmalade is dripping.
It's here!
It's a good sound!
It's weird, isn't it?
Right?
It's delicious!
Wow!
It's cute!
It's amazing!
Isn't it heavy?
Wait!
It's amazing!
It's too new for me.
It's amazing!
It looks so good!
Now, the next one is...
Junjun's little trick, "Anything is a memory loss".
Last time, Junjun succeeded in memorizing 20 sentences in 20 minutes.
This time too, starting from the beginning of the program, he's trying his best to memorize them.
The theme is "25 World Classics".
Do you know what this black dog is a classic of?
Junjun struggles with the large number of katakanas.
I can't do it! I can't do it!
It's really long!
This name is really long!
Can you memorize it all in 20 minutes?
I can't do it! I can't do it!
On top of that, Junjun panics.
What will happen?
Junjun!
Wild show.
Sorry.
Wild show.
Contest.
This is Junjun's "Whatever" song show.
Music, please!
Champagne.
(Junjun)
(Yui)
(Kaho)
I didn't know that.
(Yui)
(Kaho)
(Yui)
Daru...mei...meishan.
Correct!
Really? Really?
Inkleishu...
Shi...to...
Again! It's not over yet!
Inkleishu...
Shi...shiptoku.
Correct!
Come!
You can do it!
Put...put...
Correct!
Hello!
Wa...Wanshun...
Po!
Kogi...
Po!
Pengkukku...
P...pengkukku...
Pengkukku!
Jin...
It's wrong! It's wrong! It's wrong! It's not Jin!
It's not wrong!
Take...take...
Cereal...
Ah! Correct!
Japanese cereal...
Take...take...
Take with cups...
Correct!
Gomutem...gomuten...
It's like the sound just flew away!
Golden rippletta!
Chin chin chin chin!
Yokshateria!
Anima!
Kankoku! Kankoku!
Ah, this one, this one!
This one!
Barset!
Pound!
Kome...
Komenaria!
This one, toza! Toza! Toza!
Kouri! Kouri!
Shiba! Shiba! Shiba!
St. Panato!
Ah, this one's a little difficult!
This one!
Mango hairto!
Cha... Mini cha!
Mini cha!
Duck... Ducks pet!
Wrong!
That's not all!
Duck's front hair and mini...miniature...duck's throat!
Siberian...siberian husky!
That's correct!
Now, the last question that will make Junjun wait is...
How many questions will he answer?
This one?
Chinese...
Christ...
Crusted...
Crusted?
Crusted...
Chinese...
Wonderful!
Now, the star we're interested in is...
Look, it's up!
Look, it's up! Wonderful!
Eight stars!
It was difficult!
It was really difficult!
I already have a lot of... a lot of... a lot of retrievers!
There were a lot of things!
There were a lot of retrievers!
She did her best!
Ah, she's crying!
Good tears!
Good tears! Wonderful!
Senoras and Senoras!
In "Motube, Proud of Your Speaking Skills",
we'll review your speaking skills!
Shake and go, please!
Thank you for waiting!
We'll reveal the secret of water that freezes in an instant!
Thank you for waiting!
"Princess Illusion"!
Today's point is...
"curry customer" phenomenon.
Normally, when water is below 0 °C, it freezes, right?
However, even when it is below 0 °C, it does not freeze and remains liquid.
This state of water is called "cooling".
If you give it a sudden stimulus, it will freeze in no time.
This time, I used this illusion.
This is surprising! Bye!
Next time, I will show you a funny trick that makes you want to boast a little!
Morning Musume.'s tricks that you can only see here will also appear!
Look forward to it!
Morning Musume.'s tricks that you can only see here will also appear!