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Harmony Kingdom is somewhere in the world.
What are Akachinko-kun and the animal girls going to do today?
Let's go!
Now, the most popular, Chihata-jiman Mochimune is here!
Well, well, well, you're wearing a flashy costume again today.
Yes, it's spring.
It seems like one-piece is in fashion in spring.
A flower has bloomed on my head, too!
How cute!
I heard that you recently did model walking.
No way!
I'd like you to show me that.
Well, I can do it.
I want to see it.
That's a pretty old model.
Once again, Chihata-jiman appears in a series of episodes.
Furthermore, after this...
A girl is in love?
I can't do it!
Let's take a look at some of the wonderful tricks used in the program!
Yes!
First of all, let's look at the three musical instruments in the series.
This is the second appearance of Toru Kamiya's "Strobe".
Today, he will play a great song with a great flute.
Good morning, girls.
I will now guide you to the world of "Strobe".
Wow!
Cute!
You don't have to do that!
Wow!
It looks fun!
Oh! It's an orango!
It's an orango, isn't it?
No.
Correct!
Wow!
Do you make all the strings yourself?
I want Reina to use some of them.
Interesting.
What kind of strings do you want her to use?
That's a bit of a no-brainer.
I knew it!
Next up is Daisy Maggie.
Pay attention to the cute girls, too!
Good morning, Morning Musume.
Hi-five!
Listen to what we're proud of!
Listen up!
She passed it to them.
Wait a minute. What's in the back?
What's that?
It's not a can, is it?
It's a can!
Isn't it a can?
It's huge!
It's too big!
It's so cute!
It's like a trapped child.
It's so big!
Wonderful!
It's so big!
It was big, wasn't it?
"Digimagi" means "big" in Okinawan language.
Oh, it means "big" in Okinawan language.
I see.
"Puchiwaza" Instrument Series Part 3.
"Naraotoko" "Aoniyoshi"
"Nara" "Nara" "dewa" "no"
Look at my "puchiwaza".
"Nara" "nara" "dewa" "no"
What is it?
Look!
[The note I just played is "dewa" and "nara" are "dewa" and "nara" are "dewa"]
[Dewa is "dewa" and "nara" are "dewa" and "nara"]
[dewa is "dewa" and "nara" are "dewa"]
There are no changes so far.
Isn't it amazing?
I can hear it a lot!
That's wonderful!
Wonderful!
Are you sure it's coming from that sound?
Is it?
Is it really coming from that sound?
It's really coming from that sound.
But we don't know why it's coming from the horn blowing.
I see.
This is still a mystery.
Fujioka has been practicing for a year.
Good morning, Morning Musume.
I'm Fujioka from Kobe.
It may make you hungry, but please watch this video.
What?
It's hot.
It's good weather.
From now on, I will show you my special skill.
Why don't you just swing it normally?
I don't know! It's no good!
Wow, this is amazing!
You did it! You did it! You did it!
You did it!
Your tension is low!
Fujioka-san's tension is low!
Fujioka-san is a 25-year-old boy who works at Kobe's popular steak restaurant.
He's young!
That's right!
During practice, he flies to the seats of customers who are thirsty for salt,
sticks out his nose and shouts...
There are various happenings!
Which one will you do next?
What should I do?
There are various things!
Ah! There's another Gaki-kame!
This! This is amazing!
What's with this suspicious smile?
Speaking of Gaki-san and Kame-chan, they show off their artistic skills.
What are their art skills this time?
This is the best I've done so far!
You did your best!
I see!
You really did your best!
Really?
Then, let's go!
Gaki-kame Art Theater
Watashi wa kokoro no me de yori ga wakaru no ya!
Is there such a special art?
Shall we try it?
Yes!
What is this?
Everyone, show me your whole body!
It's a lot of rubbing!
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing!
If you look at it again, it's amazing!
Kirin...
Watch out!
Amazing!
It's amazing!
You can't even fight!
You're wearing an eye mask!
Raksho! Raksho!
It's a little irritating, isn't it?
There it is!
Amazing!
Amazing! Shoot it!
Shoot it!
Kirin...
Out!
It's not that easy.
It's amazing!
Amazing!
You're wearing an eye mask!
It's been a while since I've been able to see with my own eyes.
It's been a while!
That's what they're saying.
Let's leave it at that.
But it was great, wasn't it?
Amazing!
It was great.
Shall we go next?
Let's go, let's go.
Next up is...
This person has returned!
"Train Maniac" Shinji Tachikawa.
Last time, he faithfully recreated a train in the middle of the line.
He's an Otome comedian.
Amazing!
What will he show us this time?
Tachikawa's new Otome is...
A sound!
A sound of a crosswalk!
A crosswalk!
This is it!
Amazing!
There it is!
Low!
Is this low?
Is Pippi low?
Hajime Miyara's "Absolutely Forgivable" Apology
Good morning, Morning Musume.
Good morning!
My speech technique is...
I would like to teach you how to apologize for "Absolutely Forgivable" if you do this.
Where are you going?!
I'm sorry.
Don't say "sorry"!
I'm sorry.
I can't do it.
I can't do it easily.
So, everyone in Morning Musume.
Please try it!
Wonderful!
The name of this apology is...
"Absolutely Forgivable".
Well, well, well.
Shall we go?
Yes, let's go!
Do you have anything?
Yes!
Well, this is...
I'm curious about it.
"Friends"...
There are 13 of them.
I see.
I want it! I want it!
I want it!
Let's go!
Pay attention to Teshigahara-kun and his brave friend.
Everyone in Morning Musume.
Hello.
I'm Teshigahara Daichi.
Teshigahara Daichi.
I'm in the 6th grade of elementary school.
Look at my amazing skill.
I'll try to cross 13 people.
Bye bye!
Be careful!
Be safe!
My heart is pounding.
I'm scared!
You're scared, aren't you?
Hachiroko's hands went up!
She's holding on tight!
Everyone looks scared!
Come on, Hachiroko!
This is fun!
Stunning Boy!
You're scared, aren't you?
I'm scared! Did you see it?
I wanted to show it on TV, but I couldn't!
You're like a young comedian!
You were dancing!
It was amazing!
Ai-chan's proud impersonation!
Today's Tatako!
You're so cute!
I'm Tatako!
I'm a cute baby!
I want to get along with you!
I'm Tatako!
I'm going!
Are you okay, Tatako?
Are you okay, Renata?
I'm Tatako!
She's crying!
Tatako's crying, too!
I'm Takako. I'm Tsumae.
Why are you trying so hard?
You're scared of that, aren't you?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I've been thinking about it for a long time, but is it okay to say that you're the leader?
That's right!
That's just an impersonation of you!
If you know it, you can do it in front of Yoshi, too!
That doesn't look like you!
Do it with that! Let's make it a series!
What's so funny about that? Yoshi, you should give it a try!
I'll do my best!
Please!
Go ahead, man!
Yoshi!
You're making it up!
I'm sorry, but this series is impossible!
Which one should we go with next?
This looks like Moja Moja!
It hurts!
It's Mario!
It looks like Mario!
Quiz. Head banking.
Good afternoon, everyone. I'm Miyagi Mario.
I'm going to show you my trick.
My trick is a high-speed head banking.
Watch and see how many times I can do it in 30 seconds.
Shake your head quickly and do a head banking.
Shake my head?
Yes, that's the question.
Wait, when did the quiz start?
This is the question.
Mario, in 30 seconds, how many times can you shake your head?
It's just a trick, so I think it's amazing.
But it's in 30 seconds.
In 30 seconds.
This is it. This is it.
300.
300!
60 times.
60 times, yes.
It should shake two or three times in one second, right?
If you calculate it, it's about 250.
250!
I see.
That's good. Ai-chan?
73 times.
I didn't think you'd be able to calculate it in detail.
218.
144.
It's a surprising record.
It's surprising.
Everyone, is that a good answer?
That's amazing!
I didn't think you'd be able to calculate it in detail.
Wow, it's rock.
Everyone's thinking about it.
Her hair is long!
It's long!
Do your best!
It's like a movie.
Look.
This is important.
Ah, it's like this.
Ah, this is hard.
It fits the sound.
2, 1...
Time's up!
How many times?
Is there anyone who got it right?
Please!
Was there a reason for it?
What kind of "ah" is this?
It didn't move.
The clock broke and it didn't count, but it was correct!
The record is 0 counts!
Hey, what was that time again?
Even if it moved, it didn't move much.
That's right, there's no one who got it right!
Hojo said he made it with girls in mind.
Morning Musume-san, hello, I'm Hojo Tomohiki.
I'd like to introduce my "puchi" technique.
It's hot!
Be careful!
It's hot!
It's alcohol, so you'll burn yourself.
Watch out!
It got caught!
This is amazing!
The balance is amazing!
It's done!
Is it done?
I made a cocktail imagining a morning girl.
As a bonus, Sacha.
Isn't she cute?
Isn't her hand hot?
I couldn't get it off.
Think about what you're doing.
RinRin's air xx
Yes, I'm proud of my ability to express myself.
Do you know?
What is RinRin doing today? Please tell me.
What are you doing?
I'm just walking.
I don't know at all.
What is it?
Greeting.
Are you bowing?
Are you stopped?
I don't know.
What is it?
I think I know.
I don't know.
What is it?
Ballerina.
Ballerina?
Sleeping.
Fish, fish.
Swimming.
I don't know.
Can I say it?
You can say it.
Synchronous?
The correct answer is...
Synchronous.
That's right.
Synchronous?
What is it?
I don't know at all.
You're just running.
That's right.
Let's move on.
What is it?
RinRin has a record.
That's right.
RinRin wants to try it.
From the beginning of the program to the exit, she has been asked to sing a song.
Today's topic is something unique to Japan.
Do you know what it is?
Hibachi
Shochi
Suzuki
Suzuri
What should I do? I'm really sorry.
Did Junjyu memorize it in a short time?
The rule is simple.
The members have it in their hands.
Junjyu will answer it.
Let's do it.
Junjyu's picture is...
Whatever, I'll remember it.
Let's start with Gachan.
Katomatsu
Correct!
Maiko
Ohachikki
Yosutsu
Kowara
Shochi
Hibachi
Bonten
Correct!
Suzuri
Hyakuyopakko
Hinaningyo
Bontai
Fukimotoshi
Correct!
Okamochi (rice cake)
Really?
Okamochi (rice cake)
Really?
Okamochi (rice cake)
Correct!
Caramel
Correct!
Wow!
Tofu
Correct!
That's great!
Sushi drop
Correct!
Wow! I didn't know that!
Hiboshi (firefly)
Correct!
That's great!
Wow! I didn't know that!
Senja pig (pig)
Wow!
That's great!
Ok, ok, ok! This is the last one!
If you succeed in this...
Nan, nan, nan!
Nankin...
Nankin tamasu dare (who wants to eat nankin)
Wow!
That's great!
I did it!
Nankin tamasu dare (who wants to eat nankin)
I'm sorry!
Is it okay if we give you 5 stars for this one?
Yes! Give it to us!
We'll give it to you!
Do your best!
Banana, please
Banana!
Banana, please!
Banana!
We wanted banana, but we didn't have it...
Banana couldn't be obtained...
But today's "great technique" came to the top of the list!
Everyone's speech technique is also in production!
After this, we will show you...
Transformation Bullet
Next time on "Halomu"...
That "Transformation Bullet" will appear!
I can't take my eyes off of that technique!
Look forward to it!