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A harmonious kingdom that exists somewhere in the world.
What will Akachinko-kun and the animal girls do today?
Let's go!
Now, please close your mouth. We are MOTUBE!
Isn't today's costume wonderful?
It's a festival, so we wore kimonos, didn't we?
Now, now, shall we take a look at today's tongue twisters from all over the country?
Yes!
This week, there are some interesting tongue twisters that make you want to boast about yourself.
The members' tongue twisters are getting better and better.
Right after this...
Let's take a look at today's line-up right away!
Now, let's go!
Oh!
Yes!
I already have one! I'm interested in Pudding- san's "Flying Ramen"!
I see!
This is Pudding-san's "Flying Ramen"! Here you go!
Morning Musume members, this ramen can fly!
Yes, yes!
Please have a look!
Yes!
It's hard!
Oh, it's delicious!
It's hot!
This is it!
It's not flying at all!
What do you mean?
It's not flying at all!
It's hard! It's hard, isn't it?
Seaball!
It's here!
It's a seaball!
Isn't it coming now?
What's that?
It's hot!
Excuse me, seaball...
It's not a seaball, it's a monkey!
Hey!
It's hot!
It's hard!
It's not flying at all!
It's hot!
It's hard, isn't it?
It's hot!
It's not flying at all!
Wonderful!
Bravo!
It's really amazing.
Let's watch the next one.
Have we seen this one before?
Yes!
- Hello! - Yes, yes!
- From now on,
I will use this cube on Gan-chan's head and pull something out!
- Eh?! - Then, everyone, please watch!
Here you go!
- Then, Gan-chan, go! - Yes, I'm going!
- He's sucking it in! - Go!
- There you go! - What are you pulling?!
- Eh?! - What is it?!
- Slowly! - It's weak!
- Stop it! - I can't get it out!
- It's dangerous! - Gan-chan!
- Why are you pulling it out?! - Why are you pulling it out?!
- I got it! - It's fine!
I'm just cheering for you!
- You got it! - You got it!
- Yes, yes! - You got it!
Yes!
That was wonderful!
- If someone was to pick it up suddenly, it might be in terrible shape! - It's red!
- It's red, isn't it?!
- I don't like it! - It's scary!
Now, let's drink it!
- Now, what should we do? - What should we do?
Ah!
- Princess Y.Y.? - Princess Y.Y.?
- Who is it? - Princess Y.Y.?
- Who is it? Don't you want to see it? - Shall we see it?
Princess Y.Y.'s secret technique is "Princess Illusion".
The world's illusionist, Princess Y.Y.!
Princess Y.Y., do you want to be surprised again today?
- That's "Y", isn't it? - "Y"!
- Do you want to be surprised again today? - Yes!
- "Y"! - "Y"!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Now, in this water tank... - There's "U" in it!
- I want to create "U" from "NU". - Eh? "U" from "NU"?
- "U" from "NU"? - Please look at it. There's nothing in it, right?
- There's nothing in it, right? - There's nothing in it!
- There's nothing in it, right? - But! If Princess Y.Y. puts her hand in it...
- Shaking! - Shaking!
- It's an old technique. - What is it?
- What is it? Is it really in there? - What is it?
- Is it a secret technique? - What kind of technique is it?
- It looks like it's coming out of it. - It looks like it's coming out of it.
- Eh? Why?! - This is amazing!
- Why?!
- This is a surprise!
- Why?! - Because it's a surprise!
- So that was Princess Y.Y.'s strategy. How was it, everyone?
- It was great! - You know what I mean, right?
- You know what I mean, right? - We know what you mean!
- By the way, is that Shige-san? - No. - It's not?
- But it was well balanced, right? - Yeah. - No, it's not!
- It's not? - It's Princess Y.Y.
- There is someone like that, right? - Eh?!
- It can't be!
- Princess Y.Y. will be serialized in the future. - Eh?! That's fun!
- It seems like the program is failing. - The program is failing?!
- In the second half of the program, we will reveal the secret of Princess Illusion! - Look forward to it! - Yes!
- Now, what's next?
- What is Zubin's new way of wearing it?
- Morning girls! Hello! This is hiking and walking! - Ah, Matsuho!
- From now on, without using your hands at all, I will show you an amazing way of wearing pants! - It can't be!
- It can't be! - It can't be!
- I will do it! - Alright!
Stop it! Stop it!
I haven't taught you anything yet!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow! Wow!
Wonderful!
But it's amazing!
Cute talking skills and good handwriting!
Good morning, everyone!
Of course, Taiyo-kun and Midori-chan seem to be very smart!
Please look at their two-way talking skills!
Midori-chan, what do you say in this program?
What do you say in this program?
Ah, Kenbo-san!
Eh, fighting?
Eh, you're kidding!
With a clever nose!
With a nose?
Oh!
Why is your mouth like that?
The question is, what is it in this program?
Ah!
What is it?
It's an opposite answer, right?
Yes.
It's fast.
Isn't it like a poison?
Ah, poison!
Kenbo-san!
Why is it like a poison?
Kenbo-san!
Why?
It has a taste, right?
It's like Picasso.
Wow!
Why?
Eh!
Cute!
You're amazing!
What do you say to a morning girl?
Ah, what do you say to a morning girl?
Oh!
Cute!
What is it?
Oh!
What is it?
Oh!
Speaking of books...
Yuki!
Ah! "Honnichi"! (Today!)
No way!
Next!
No way!
Next!
Using only "wa"!
"Wa" only!
Ah! "Honnichi"!
The answer is...
"Wa" only!
That's cute!
Let's continue!
"Ara no ara ni" (Ara no ara ni)
Good morning, "Morning Musume".
Our Conan is very religious.
Now, please watch his "puchiwaza".
What a gain!
Dogs make a gain!
Next is Junjun's popular "puchiwaza", "air maru maru"
What kind of "air" will he show us today, using his boastful expression?
Yes, please watch my boastful expression!
What did you say?
Please watch my boastful expression!
What is it?
I know!
What is it?
I know!
A bento?
Chitto-pen!
What is he doing?
Say it again!
I know!
This ball.
Rugby?
Yes, yes, yes!
No way! Kamei is the answer!
Kamei is the answer!
I gave you a hint!
Yujin is Kamei!
I'm Kamei!
Rumor has it that you were too excited and slipped your knees.
Oh!
I slipped my knees!
I saw it too much!
I did it!
You can do it! That's three stars!
Three stars!
Eh? Is that the reason?
Yes, let's do it this time!
I didn't think Akachi would be mad at me!
The next tongue twister is...
Yurisa eating a banana.
I'm Kyoto's beautiful girl, Yurisa.
I eat kiwi and banana with skin.
Oh! Kiwi!
This is a beautiful girl!
You're starting to look like a beautiful girl!
I ate it!
Kiwi is...
What is "dancing kiwi"?
Eh?!
The skin is the skin!
You're just holding it in!
It's in the salad too!
Eh?!
It's "dancing kiwi"!
What is this?!
Dancing while eating a banana...
Eh? Why are there five stars?
Five stars!
Can you eat it?
But you can do it!
No, I can't!
You can't?!
But I think you can do it...
You can?!
Because it's skin!
You can do it?!
Confident Junjun...
With the will of the banana princess...
Attempts to dance like a banana!
What is with that rhythm?!
Can you do it with your personality?
You said you couldn't sing!
I couldn't sing!
You're good! You're good! You're wonderful!
Next up is...
The elementary school comedy duo who advanced to the semi-finals of M-1!
Hello! We're My Demand!
We've been doing comedy together for three years and one year.
Have you sung before?
It's pretty close, isn't it?
When I think about it, fifth and sixth graders were practicing for the graduation ceremony.
Are you going to say something in order?
That's right!
For six years in a flash!
You say something like that.
It's a fun memory for everyone!
That's right!
Cute!
It was fun!
Excursion!
You say that, don't you?
Evacuation training that came out too late!
What?
Running around in the morning!
Sports day!
I couldn't stop laughing!
The principal's story!
That's no good!
Idiot!
We!
Us!
Graduating next year!
Graduating next year! Thank you very much!
Let's continue.
Ms. Marunomi.
Wendy-san!
Wendy-san, you pressed the switch yourself!
Good morning, everyone. Hello, I'm Wendy.
I'll show you my mouth tricks.
You said you were always watching, right?
You look happy.
You're lying!
Shout it out! Shout it out!
You're forcing it, aren't you?
You're lying, aren't you?
You look like you're in pain! It hurts!
Where is it?
What is it? What is it?
While we were filming, we had customers come in.
Customers?
Not at all!
While we were working!
You just ate one, didn't you?
Hey, did you see that?
Is it over?
Let's go to the next one.
There was something, wasn't there?
There's more.
There's more, isn't there?
I want to see it!
There's more, isn't there?
This one!
This one is expensive!
You're lying!
You've done it before!
What is Takako doing today?
I'm Takako.
You've done it before!
But you don't even show me your face!
I'm Takako.
My nickname is Hanako.
You're making it sound like a joke!
What's with this situation?
I'm sorry.
She apologized.
Takako, you're doing well!
I'm doing well!
By the way, listen!
When I came here this morning...
I came in to change my mind.
But all I could see was Takako's face.
Oh, good morning.
What are you doing?
Um, I'm Takako.
It's real.
Alice in Wonderland?
What kind of trick is this?
Good morning, morning girls.
Look at Alice's trick.
Alice in Wonderland
Daruma-san fell down!
Wow!
His tail is blue.
Daruma-san fell down!
Wow!
Daruma-san fell down!
Next up is Kamiya Toru-san's little trick.
Good morning, girls.
I will now guide you to the world of "Strobe".
What is this?
Oh, wow!
What is this?
She's quite old, isn't she?
What is this?
She's quite old, isn't she?
Her voice is surprisingly high.
Shall we go?
Wait a minute.
I want to go to Mr. Watagaki's house.
I want to go there.
I don't know anything about it.
In Korean, she becomes "Nishioka Sumiko".
We're here.
I'm not a dog, I'm a dog.
Kimchi is spicy.
What are you doing?
Where are you from?
I don't know.
Are you satisfied, pig?
I'm embarrassed.
I don't like it.
How was it?
In Korean, she's cute.
In Korean, she's annoying.
Korean people are also annoyed when they are told in Korean.
Let's go to the next one.
I want to see this.
It's a hair style.
This time, it's very dangerous.
Are you really okay by yourself?
What? Is it a movie?
Wow!
Look! Look!
It's interesting! What is it?
Look! Look!
Is it also rewinding?
No!
What?
It's gone.
Oh!
Throw without looking.
Isn't it great? It went in well without looking.
Look! Look!
Yes.
Wow!
Look! Look! Look!
You can do it well.
You can't throw it.
You can only throw it.
What? Why?
What?
Isn't it great?
Look! Look! Look!
It's like a college.
It's like a holiday.
Wow!
It's great!
Why? It's great!
What?
Isn't it great?
Really?
It went in?
It's like a turtle, right?
It's not a horse, right?
What?
What? It's this late?
It's not a sports teacher, right?
It's great.
Oh!
It went in.
Yes.
What?
It's like a television.
You're kidding me!
Wow!
It's great!
Action!
This was really, really a kameiga!
No way! Really?!
That's why...
Really?!
That's why...
That's amazing!
I want you to say it!
At first, it wasn't director Eri-kameiri, it was all Eri-hashin!
That's a lie, right?!
It's a lie!
That's a lie!
After this, they won first place in the studio with their surprising skills!
Now, next is...
At Sendai Spin Gymnastics Club, Exorcist Girls Team!
Good morning, girls!
Now, please watch our skills!
No way! No way!
No way!
Again, this dark hallway!
No way! No way!
Amazing!
Wow, wonderful!
Wow, awesome!
It's scary at night!
It's scary, isn't it?!
It's like school in the evening!
Scary!
This amazing skill was shown by...
Kame-chan of Gakikamen Arts Theater!
You did your best!
We're looking for your skills in the program!
Please apply as soon as you can!
Thank you for waiting!
Princess Waiwai's skill, Princess Illusion's secret will be revealed!
The secret is in this liquid!
Actually, this was salad oil.
This salad oil and heat resistant glass have almost the same refractive rate of light.
When you put heat resistant glass in salad oil,
it looks like the light has disappeared because it goes straight forward without being affected by anything.
This is surprising!
Wai!
Next time, more and more amazing skills and surprising images will appear!
In addition, the members' talking skills will also be revealed!
Please look forward to it!
On the morning of August 2, 2008,
following "Ribbon's Knight", "The Musical" two years ago,
it has been decided that "Cinderella! The Musical" will be performed at Shinjuku Koma Theater!
We will announce it on the homepage of this show and Hello! Project!
Please look forward to it!
♪ LaLaLa... For the sake of peace ♩
♪ LaLaLa... Let's become friends ♩