AISubs v3.5
[Morning Musume.]
This time, it's Morning Musume.'s little sister, Cute's new song.
La La La, Happy Song
Once you hear it, you can't forget it. It's a very energetic song.
With light makeup, I go out into the city and walk proudly (OK!)
Ah, my way of looking is (Wonderful!)
This proud black hair flutters in the breeze (OK!)
Ah, whatever I do, it seems like it will go well (Yahoo!)
I hope everyone around the world
Can have a big future where they can laugh
Wow! La la la la la la la Let's hold hands
La la la la la la la To be at peace
La la la la la la la Let's be friends
Wow! La la la la la la la Humans, I love you
La la la la la la la Let's sing a song
La la la la la la la Let's play together
La la la la la la la Let's talk passionately
La la la la la la la Conversation is precious
Go! Go!
♪ LaLaLa... Let's hold hands ♪
♪ LaLaLa... For the sake of peace ♪
♪ LaLaLa... Let's become friends ♪
♪ LaLaLa... I love humans ♪
♪ LaLaLa... Let's sing a song ♪
♪ LaLaLa... Let's play it together ♪
♪ LaLaLa... Let's talk fast ♪
♪ LaLaLa... Let's sing the language ♪
♪ LaLaLa... LaLaLa...
LaLaLa... LaLaLa...
This time as well, Fukushima Zaziman MOTUBE is in high demand!
New members have appeared, and exciting challenge plans...
Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me!
We'll be right back!
And now, Fukushima Zaziman MOTUBE is in high demand!
Oh, you're here!
Hey, you're dressed up splendidly again today!
You're right!
But, but!
Your ears and tail are growing properly!
Of course! It's Neo-Kingdom after all!
Now, now, now! What is this?
There's a family restaurant story called "Ojiri Sanjudo".
Yes, yes, yes!
And for that reason, we're dressed like this!
I see!
Let's promote it!
All over Japan, MOTUBE introduces all kinds of mouth tricks!
This time as well, there's a lot of content!
This time's line-up is as follows!
They're here! There's a lot of things!
I found something I want to see!
What is it?
Super high school elementary school students...
You're wrong!
Super high school elementary school students...
The Tanigawa brothers have appeared!
Super high school elementary school students...
Ah, how cute!
Good morning, Morning Musume members!
I'm Tanigawa Kageru, 8 years old!
I'm Tanigawa Otaru, 11 years old!
We are Super High School Elementary School students!
Wow, you're all here!
What are you doing?
That's a normal opinion right now.
Super high school elementary school students...
Wow!
What's going on?
Wow!
Are you posting this too?
Wow!
You're too excited!
You won't be like this even if you take a break.
Wow!
I'm happy!
Wow!
I'm happy!
Wow!
Both of you have excellent physical education grades.
That's right!
But it seems like Onii-chan and Otaru-kun...
...were penalized for being careful of the safety of others...
...and got a perfect score of 4 out of 5.
Isn't it bad to be too careful?
That's right!
I want to do it!
What is it?
I want to do it!
Good morning, Morning Musume members!
I'm JJ Polymer.
I have the specialty of brushing my teeth in an overwhelming way.
What? What?
Who is it?
Huh?
Wow!
You brushed your teeth!
I only brushed my front teeth!
I didn't brush my back teeth!
Front teeth?
Good morning, Morning Musume members!
But good girls can't imitate it!
Good morning!
That's wonderful!
It's not "perfect" but "just right"
I'm going to eat 400g of rice with only 100g of "just right" and make it 300g
I see!
Let's eat!
You reduced the amount of 100g
Did you know?
You eat it deliciously!
You're cheating!
You'd better eat side dishes
You eat it without thinking
You eat it without thinking!
She doesn't eat it
- You want to eat it, right? - We're not editing right now, right?
- Eat slowly. - Fine tuning! Fine tuning!
- Stop it! - Fine tuning!
- Now, it's 300, right? - Yes.
- Which one is it? - Now, now, now...
- Really? - Really?
- What? - Really?
- It's really 300! - Really?
- Why is it 300? - Why is it 300?
- It's a lot! - It's a lot!
- It turns out that it was also Tsukibito of Sonomama East. - Really?
- Now, it's also active as a close associate of the governor of Miyazaki Prefecture.
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- Which one should we go for? - Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Don't you care about this? - What?
- You know, there's Mitchie's "anything" memorabilia. - Really?
- It's a question mark. - Really?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- It's a question mark. - Really?!
- Did you notice it? - Mitchie!
- Mitchie!
- Now, Mitchie is at the place where she remembers best. - Now?!
- Yes! - When? - Now?!
Mitchie's "anything" memorabilia.
This week's topic is...
This! Muscle Man Eraser Rubber!
In 20 minutes, will they be able to memorize the names of 30 Muscle Man Erasers?
Good luck, Michi!
Muscle Man... Eraser...
Let's hope that Michi will do well in the end!
Let's keep looking at her mouth tricks!
This week's topic is...
Keiji Kanata's "assault kamei gaha" mouth trick.
What's interesting about it is...
Reina's manliness...
And...
I guess that's about it!
Reina's new character has appeared!
Reina, it's a real fight!
It's like "Midorono"!
What? An incident? Where is Pikachu?
Pikachu? Pikachu?
I have to use my montage.
Oh, I know! Let's drink Kameirahate!
You don't know this, do you?
I don't know!
You don't know anything, do you?
This is crazy!
No, no!
You're kidding me!
It's true!
No, no!
Please stop it!
What's this?
It's a picture of Pikachu!
Hurry up!
Look!
We don't have much time!
Hurry up!
What's Pikachu?
It's Pikachu!
You don't know this, do you?
Kameirahate!
Hurry up!
Yukito...
Are you ready?
It's a work of Kamei Gahak that makes you forget that you are Odaima Pikachu.
The point is the tail that is drooling from the cheeks.
I don't know at all.
What is it? I really don't know what it means.
What is it? Pikachu is angry.
This is not Pikachu.
I'm happy that Reina wrote it for me.
It's not Reina.
Oh, that's right. It's Deka.
Let's take a look at it.
It's a macho sword. It's Shin-no-suke.
Macho means muscular.
Good morning, morning girls.
Good morning.
Look at Shin-no-suke's macho moves.
I want to eat it.
Wait.
She's holding it.
She's holding it properly.
It sounds good.
Wait.
It's an apple.
What is it?
My first love is in front of me.
She said "wait" just now.
She's holding it.
She's holding it properly.
Wow!
She has abs, too?
She ate it.
Wow!
She's cool!
She's cool.
She's cute.
Let's move on.
This person is not Tsuyoshi.
Good morning, everyone.
Today, I'm going to introduce you to a horse that is easy to get hurt.
Is it easy to get hurt?
It's cute.
What is it?
It's a bear.
It's cute.
It's a bear's hand.
It's a scary bear.
It looks like a doll.
It's a bear.
What is it?
It's cute.
It's powerful.
It looks like a tornado.
They're getting along well.
What's that?
Oh, I see.
It's cute.
She's chasing him.
Stop it!
She's chasing him.
Before he runs away.
Don't make me chase you!
Before he runs away.
Wait a minute.
She's stopping him.
You're hurt.
Stop it.
It's cute.
She's getting angry.
It's cute.
Is it for real?
Tsuyoshi is sad.
She's sad.
I see.
It's amazing.
It's cute.
It's amazing.
Tsuyoshi is a male bear from the Tokuyama Zoo in Yamaguchi Prefecture.
Tokuyama Zoo.
Do you know him?
I don't know him.
She doesn't know him.
She's from Yamaguchi Prefecture, isn't she?
She doesn't know him.
Let's watch Hidekazu Yagi's boastful trick.
Good morning, everyone.
Look at my finger.
It's my first time showing it on TV.
Look at it.
It's your first time showing it on TV, isn't it?
What?
Is it a game?
It's different.
You can do it!
It's amazing.
What is he doing?
But it's old.
It's funny.
It's bad.
He drew it himself.
It's amazing.
It's bad, isn't it?
Next one is...
this one.
This is Sutherland.
This is Johnny Depp.
With his favorite Japanese song.
There are a lot of them.
Wow, they're playing with clips.
This is amazing.
What is it?
I don't know what it is.
I really don't know what it is.
How do you say it?
Thank you?
"koshi"?
Thank you for watching.
That was amazing.
Thank you.
That was amazing.
It's amazing, but does it make sense?
Shigei-san!
There are thorns all over you today!
Now, which one should we do next?
There's a "tacaco"!
There is!
A "tacaco"!
You're kidding!
The leader's impersonation is today's "tacaco".
Now, what will happen to "tacaco"?
"toi", "tacaco" please.
That's funny.
Are you going again?
I'll give you food.
"toi", "tacaco" please.
"tacaco", "tacaco" please.
Food!
"toi", "tacaco" please.
Food!
You're too far away, camera!
Camera-san, please follow her.
"tacaco", "tacaco"
"tacaco", that's dangerous!
"tacaco", don't run away!
"tacaco", don't be scared!
Don't be scared!
There it is!
"tacaco", don't be scared!
That's dangerous!
It's not like that!
She's scary.
Which one should we do next?
Stop!
Oops!
She raised her voice.
Gaki, can you do it?
Can you do it?
She's doing it!
Gaki is doing it!
Big hit, Gaki's Korean series.
She's doing it!
Gaki! Gaki!
But it's not cute.
Gaki! Gaki!
If you say good things, you'll get good things.
If you say bad things, you'll get bad things.
Thank you!
Is it like this?
Here I go!
1, 2, 3, I can't do it.
You look like you've done it all.
You looked satisfied at the end.
I was really satisfied.
You looked like you've done your job.
My jaw was out for a while.
Your jaw was out for a while.
Which one should we do next?
There it is!
It's Mitch!
Let's call him!
Mitch is also known for his smartness.
This time, Kinnikuman Eraser Rubber
This is a 20-minute challenge.
Kinnikuman Eraser Rubber
Esmeralda
The DVD box with reprinted gold bars is also a hot topic.
Gold bars were originally sold for 3 for 100 yen, but even now they are still popular.
Some of them are traded for premium prices of 120,000 yen or more.
Did you remember all of them?
Ashirama?
Genrama?
Yes!
That's amazing!
Do you know all of them?
Of course!
Are you confident?
Yes!
Really?
Let's go to the studio where the members are waiting.
Mitsui, how was it? Did you remember it?
Yes, I remembered it.
You don't know it at all. It's today. It's now.
It's now.
I was lonely.
You were lonely?
Mitsui and Aika are a big band of their generation.
Kinnikuman.
Is it the main character?
Yes.
OK.
It's amazing.
It's wonderful.
It's cool.
Ramenman.
It's good.
Is it Ramenman?
Yes, it's Ramenman.
It's a smooth start.
Keep up the good work.
Skull Kid.
Look at his head.
Head, head.
Hint, head.
Skull...
Skinhead.
Skull pose, skull pose.
Mitsui, Mitsui.
Skull pose.
Mitsui.
Jeremy Ma.
Terryman.
Jay Nauman.
Faltenon.
Cubeman.
Ropken Jr.
Skull Kid.
Kendaman.
Mixer Taitei.
Dobinmask.
Yes.
What?
Medjibron.
That's right.
Pinchman.
Devil General.
Roseman.
Ashiraman.
Pentagon.
Springman.
It's today, isn't it?
It's now, isn't it?
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing.
Nine more to go.
A strong enemy is lurking, too.
Mitsui, fight!
Mitsui's Anything Memory Show.
In 20 minutes, try to erase 30 Muscle Man.
Neptune Man.
Stegosaurus King.
Junkman.
Mongulman.
Barracuda.
Kingman.
Big Zapdo.
Carnivores.
That's right!
What?
One more!
There's only one left. Will she be able to answer it?
I think this is very difficult.
Then...
This person and Aika shook hands.
What? When?
When?
Before you came here, you said "give me courage" and shook hands.
You're good.
You're a communicator.
That's right!
Great!
You're good!
My head hurts!
Your head hurts?
What will you do next time? Who will you challenge?
Mitsuki!
Don't eat anything!
No! No! No!
I want to do it!
No! No!
Princess! Princess, you can't do it!
Can I give you five stars?
Let me give you five stars.
Great!
With five stars of energy,
Mitsuki has been recognized for her amazing skills.
We're looking forward to your support.
The next "Hello Moon" is also very popular.
We're proud of our tongue tricks!
Tongue tricks from all over the country are on the lineup!
Please look forward to the members' tongue tricks!