AISubs v3.5
Somewhere in the world, there is a harem kingdom.
Akachin Kokoon and the animal girls, what will they do today?
Now, let's go!
Morning Musume.'s Gackt-san and Mitty, and a unit made up of nine members...
"Athena and Robbie Carrots".
The anime "Robbie and Carrots" new opening theme "Youth Love Lunch".
Please listen!
Youth Love Lunch
Let's make a bento
With all your might
Adventure until you become an adult
Youth is
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
In a pot
You can see it
Meat and potatoes filled with love
If you're with me, I want to go anywhere
It's simple
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Blue sky and white clouds
It's great! It's great!
You can do anything
Anything is fun for you
It's special
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Blue sky and white clouds
It's great! It's great!
You can do anything
Today's "haromu" is...
The popular self-proclaimed "mouchuuubu"
Hirai! Ken-chan!
Sumo techniques and dancing techniques
We will show you a lot of treasure videos!
Right after this!
Now! The popular self-proclaimed "mouchuuubu"
Thank you very much!
Now! Let's see a little bit of self-proclaimed "mouchuuubu" today!
Yes!
Self-proclaimed "mouchuuubu"
Today, we have a lot of special videos!
We can't miss any of them!
Now! Today's first one! Which one will you choose?
"There are a lot of them!" "There are a lot of them, right?"
Ah! I think there are a lot of them I want to see!
"Are there?" "This time, it's a little dark, isn't it?"
"Oh!" "I want to see the five-star ball magician!"
Ah! I see! I see!
Cube-san's Ball Magician
"Oh! This is amazing!" "Amazing!"
This is difficult, you know!
Oh!
Amazing! Oh!
Ah! I think I know what it is!
"Why?" "It's a head!"
That's wonderful!
"Ah! I think I know what it is!" "Ah! It's a head!"
"Ah! I think I know what it is!" "Why?"
"Amazing!" "Oh!"
"Oh!" "Oh!"
"There's a sense of security, too!" "Yes!"
"I see!" "It's a different person!"
Ah! Wow!
Wow! There are a lot of them!
It's new! It's new!
It's new!
"It's new! It's new!" "It's new! It's new!"
It's new! It's new!
It's a soccer player!
It's big, isn't it?
Wow! It fits the rhythm!
It's like a concert!
Go! Go!
This is hard to stop!
Awesome!
They're active in a team called Cube!
That's the coolest!
They have a combination of soccer and music styles in the world!
It fits with music!
That was amazing!
In 2006 World Cup, they performed in front of 50,000 people in Germany!
50,000 people?!
In front of 50,000 people!
50,000 people?!
Ito Yusuke's kendama illusion.
He has a record of doing kendama for more than 7 and a half hours,
and it's also in his Guinness Book of World Records!
What kind of technique will he show us today?
Go! Go!
It's not one place, you know?
It looks like you're doing it well, right?
It's true!
That's wonderful!
Kenda's illusion!
It seems like you usually do a performance to the music.
Now, now, now!
Which one should we do next?
What should we do?
There's a lot!
That's my specialty.
Nice!
I see! Then let's do it!
Maruyama Kouhei-kun's "My specialty".
I'm Maruyama Kouhei, a third-year student.
Today, please look at my specialty!
It's fast!
I've seen this before!
It's amazing!
Here it is! It's a butterfly!
You're good!
It's beautiful!
A beautiful butterfly with wings is completed in just 10 seconds!
What did you do yesterday?
It's amazing!
You can't do the lower part of the song, right?
I can't do the lower part of the song!
You can't do it, right?
It's amazing!
It's really fast!
It's not a heart!
It's fast!
What is it this time?
Here it is! It's "Omachinko" dance!
You're good!
Next, I wonder what kind of amazing moves will come out!
I'm Teisei Sugino, 13 years old.
Please look at my specialty!
- This is amazing. - It's amazing!
- It's so safe. - It's safe.
- Look! There's an iron bar! - An iron bar!
- An iron bar?! - An iron bar!
- An iron bar!
- It's an iron bar!
- It's going to hit you! It's going to hit you!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- It's dangerous! It's dangerous! - If it hits you on the other side, you're in trouble!
- Yeah. - It's a big problem.
- It's going to be stuck on you tomorrow, right?
- Yeah, it's kind of stuck. - Oh, I see!
- It's not dangerous! - It's not dangerous!
- It's safe! - It's safe!
- It's safe!
- It's amazing!
- Next up is the super boar!
- Morning girls! - Yes!
- There's a great boar at Saito Farm! - Wow!
- There's a great boar at Saito Farm!
- Wow!
- It's this cherry and peach! - Oh!
- Wow! They say that a 13-step flying box will fly now!
- Wow!
- They're flying! - Wow!
- They look like circuses! - Wild boars look scary! - Right?
- That's true. - Right?
- But wild boars are... - They can only go straight, right?
- Look behind you! - Wow! Look behind you!
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is amazing! - Wow!
- Wow! Amazing! - Wow!
- Amazing! - Wow!
- It means that you can also do skateboarding and soccer! - Skateboarding!
- They're so athletic! - They are! - Wow!
- Amazing! - Amazing!
- Look! They're on a high level! - They are! - They are!
- They're pretty high! - They're pretty high!
- They're getting higher and higher! - Now! Let's move on!
- Conan Chop and "Erase"!
- Erasing!
- Now, I'll erase the cigarettes over there!
- Let's go!
- One, two, three!
- There! It's gone! - Oh! It's gone!
- Now, I'll erase this pen!
- Like this!
- One, two, three!
- There! It's gone! - Oh! It's gone!
- Wow! It's gone!
- Now, I'll erase this paper!
- One, two, three!
- There! It's gone! - Oh! It's gone!
- Amazing! - Wow!
- I'm happy!
Next, what is the veteran actor's one-shot action?
The veteran detective Hiraizumi, who used his lower lip to arrest the criminal.
Wife, you said you couldn't hold this ballpoint pen because you hurt your hand on the day of the crime, right?
However, you can use it as a weapon even if you don't use your hands.
What should I do?
Don't you know, Ms. Hiraizumi?
I know! I know! I know!
It looks like this!
Next is Tomoe Araki's one-shot action.
I'm Tomoe Araki.
Today, I'd like to do a one-shot action using this weapon.
Yes, I, Tomoe Araki, am the only woman in the world who can do this game.
No other woman can do it!
Why can't you do it?
Because...
Ei!
- Ah! What? - "Because it's embarrassing."
Next is Hime. "I'm a woman and I'll do my best!"
Change! Chicken woman!
- Wow! - It's a nosebleed! - Scary! - Wow!
- Next is... "I'm about to break it."
One, two... Ei!
- Wow! - Yes!
We just made these rubber gloves inflate, but...
- Do you want to try it? - What?! - No way! - You can't do it, can you?! - No way! - I want to try it!
- Shall we try it? - How hard is it to wear a helmet? - Helmet? - Kusumi is really excited about it!
Now, girls will inflate rubber gloves.
I wonder if there are members who can make it inflate properly.
- Please inflate it. One, two... - Come on! Come on! Come on! - More! More!
- Look! It doesn't inflate at all, does it?! - No way! No way! - How is it, Kusumi?! Kusumi?! As expected, you're so excited about it!
- Wow! - Stop it! Please stop it! - Mitsui is also amazing!
- Mitsui! - Mitsui! - Mitsui! - Stop it, Mitsui! It'll burst!
Mitsui has... dropped again!
Mitsui has dropped...
She has dropped! No one can follow Mitsui anymore!
Mitsui will fly away! Why did Mitsui let it go?!
She let go and flew away!
Next up is "spinning the dice in a place like that".
I'm Hiroshi Teppei. I'm going to show you what I'm going to do with this chance.
She's spinning the dice.
Wow!
She's spinning it!
Why is she spinning it herself?
Wow!
She's spinning it!
Wow!
Even if it continues, she spins it!
Good morning, Morning Musume members! I'm Misuda.
I can spin anything, so please have a look!
This is difficult! Is it long?
Wow! She's good at it!
She spins it!
That's amazing!
It's decided!
Mizuta-san is actually a world champion of baton twirling!
Champion!
That's amazing!
Isn't it amazing?
Now, now, now...
Which one should we do next?
What should we do?
Ah, this one!
I want to see you do it in Korean!
I want to learn Korean or I love Korean or something like that,
but this time, I was really excited and did it!
What a surprise!
The musician will challenge Oppa B in Korean!
Oh, come!
Hello!
Oh, goharu!
Hello!
Tsunku!
Hello!
Tsunku!
Tsunku siru!
Tsunku rago!
Puroru purotta!
Ah, I see!
Aigo!
Jal motetta!
Oppa!
How do the musicians know Korean?
Yoncha!
Yoncha, yoncha, yoncha!
Naimu!
Migaki!
Da!
Kuro de kuro na!
(Japanese)
It's so cool!
The costume looked good on you, didn't it?
It's my first time wearing it.
It looked good on you.
Thank you.
Okay, which one should we choose?
Koharu-chan, you have your own one, don't you?
Let's see it.
Next up, Koharu-chan.
Koharu-chan will do an impersonation of Ken Hirai.
Ken Hirai, whose watch is too hot and his watch is on fire, will do an impersonation of Ken Hirai.
(Imitating Ken Hirai)
You did it three times, didn't you?
What are you doing?
I'm doing it!
I did it three times for Ken Hirai.
You're kidding me.
But you can do it, Koharu-chan.
Hey, when it comes to impersonations, I can do impersonations of members.
Oh my!
Who is the musician?
Rinrin.
Rinrin is...
Rinrin is a musician who suddenly reports nothing during a concert rehearsal.
She will do an impersonation of her.
If I were you, Niigaki-san...
Yes.
This is what I do in rehearsals.
Niigaki-san, please look over there.
Oh, Niigaki-san, please listen to me.
It's similar!
It's really similar!
It's similar!
It's really similar!
When I think of it, I think of Niigaki-san.
Do it! Do it!
It's really similar!
Do it!
Rinrin can do it!
Oh, I did it!
Next up is...
Rinrin, who has noticed for the first time since joining the group that her senior, Sine-san, likes pink.
She will do an impersonation of her.
I'll do it.
Okay, Michishige-san, you do it.
Okay!
Oh, Michishige-san, you're too pink!
Does it look like me?
Do you have a pamper there?
At this moment, an izakaya-based idol appears.
What is the idol's shocking identity?
Are you ready?
I want to drink rim rim.
Here it comes!
I see.
Is it correct?
Four stars?
Four.
It's four stars.
Next is rim rim's skill of using only her body to express something.
Now, please guess what I, rim rim, will do.
Oh, it's a quiz.
What are you doing?
What do you think it is?
What is it?
It was a sneeze of a student.
It was cute.
Her head was bouncing.
It was very high.
It's amazing, rim rim.
Shall we go to the next one?
Izakaya's yacchan.
I see.
It seems that there is an idol named yacchan in this izakaya.
What kind of idol is yacchan?
It seems that yacchan can do other amazing things.
Can I have some yacchan?
Let's open it!
You are good at it!
Yacchan!
Yacchan, you are cool!
It's not allowed for people to pass.
There are many kinds of games near the store.
From now on, you will be active in the store under the name "Ninko Bakushou Sarushouten".
Lastly, you can choose only one.
The one that left you the strongest impression.
The ball magician was also good at it.
Oh, that one!
The one that looks like a glass.
Let's go with that one!
So, Cube's ball magician has been decided!
Cube, congratulations!
We are looking for people who can boast of their mouth tricks.
Any kind of tricks will be welcomed.
We are waiting for your applications!
Next time on "Haramonimo", Cube is awesome!
New character "Tanaka Deta" will appear!
And that member will achieve a great record!
Please look forward to it!