AISubs v3.5
Morning Musume's little sister, Bono's new song "Rider of Love" starts today's Halloween.
On average, 14-year-olds are formed from Berryz Studio and CUTE members.
Until the world ends, that's it
I love you! I love you, I love you!
I'm alive now that I've heard it
Realize, you! Even though I like it, I like it.
I want to say it but I can't say it
I want to tell you, Maida.
There is only one parent Chiro
As long as I'm in love
Keep running full of cats
Horahena Chocolate Rider
Each sunset
more and more strongly
Run through the wilderness of youth
Even if you get lost on the road, it's okay
Words won't reach my heart
Oh yes, there's only one hero
1, 2, 3, 4!
As long as you're in love
Keep running with all your ego
Look at me, I'm a weirdo
Even if you get lost on the road, it's okay
Words won't reach my heart
Keep running with all your ego
Now, it's time for little tricks bragging, MOTUBE!
MOTUBE is where little tricks from all over Japan are gathered.
Today, we have radical radical girls, morning girls, and even last samurai from Geytasya prefecture.
You're coming, you're coming!
Now, now, if you have something you're curious about, please tell me.
There's a lot behind you!
Cute!
I want to see this!
What is it?
Ponpon uhyohyo!
Kazeya Ogura's little tricks, ponpon uhyohyo!
Hello, morning girls!
Hello!
Please look at my little tricks!
Uhyohyo!
Cute!
What are you doing?
She's back with a "p" again!
What is it?
She's good!
She can do it!
She's doing it!
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Eight! Nine!
She's doing it in a row!
She's fast!
Normally, you can't do it like this!
I can't do it!
Ninety-three!
I see!
I'm going to do "nakayo shahiru"!
"Nakayo shahiru" is a technique, right?
Do you know this?
You go like this!
Nakayo ku
"Nakayo ku" and "hyuto"
They're good friends!
They're good friends, aren't they?
I'm going to defeat "akachin koko"!
Defeat her!
Wait a minute!
You can't defeat her!
You can't defeat her like that!
No way!
Wait a minute!
It's not "yeah"!
Daichi and Sumire's "one, two, pyon"!
Ready, set, go!
Wow!
It's not falling at all!
Wow!
Great!
Go!
Wow!
Stand up!
That's amazing!
There's more!
That's a high jump!
That's really high!
The way you jump is different!
That's amazing!
By the way, when you push Daichi-kun, you're a sister of Sumire-chan, right?
Next up is Suzuki Hiroyuki-san.
He's become the world's best at this technique!
Good morning, Morning Musume.
Look at my world-class little techniques.
First up is the Tokyo Tower.
Really?
Wow! It's the Tokyo Tower!
Next up is Yuto.
He's fast!
Two in a row.
Next up is World Class.
What is this? What is this?
She won 3rd place in the world yo-yo contest!
What's more amazing is that she's a 3rd year high school student now.
It's the same, but she passed in yo-yo at university!
It's like a game is helping you out.
Shall we continue?
What kind of trick is Mitzi's Mitsugoro?
Hello, I'm Mitsugi Aiga.
I can connect you and me.
Today, my first meeting with you is with Love-kun of SEENZ!
At this point...
The dog is running away!
Love-kun has moved.
Love-kun!
How is it?
If I ask you "how is it?"
I'm sure Love-kun will answer me.
Please look forward to it!
I'm surprised!
She's ignoring me.
Are you okay?
I'm not okay.
She doesn't like me at all.
Does a dog get this tired?
Mitzi, you're so cute!
She doesn't like you at all!
She's ignoring me!
Today, Love-kun was a little embarrassed.
Good luck!
I'm sorry. Please don't make me do it again.
What did you say?!
I'm sorry, but what did you say at the end?!
T.K.O. Kinoshita-san's "While We Don't Know".
Hello, I'm T.K.O. Kinoshita.
While we don't know, I, T.K.O. Kinoshita, will be Tsurube in a match.
Slowly. It hasn't changed since "while we don't know", so please watch carefully.
While we don't know, I, T.K.O. Kinoshita, will be Tsurube in a match.
It's not ringing yet. It's not ringing yet. Huh?
Huh?
It's ringing! It's ringing!
Huh? It's ringing!
It's ringing! It's ringing!
Sawa Sawaguchi's "While We Don't Know".
I'm Sawa Sawaguchi.
Today, I'm going to do an impersonation of Kyogen- shi Nomura Mansai,
while avoiding the magical boomerang of "Famicom's Legend of Zelda".
I'll do it.
It's difficult. It's difficult.
Can you do it in time?
Yes.
Can you do it in time?
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Ah!
You're good!
Ah!
Nomura Mansai has appeared!
Ah!
Did you understand "while we don't know", "Zelda"?
I didn't understand it.
You didn't understand it?
No.
But I think "Zelda" is somewhat similar to "while we don't know", "Zelda".
Did you cut it off? If you cut it off, you must be kidding me!
This is Chelsea's model, an American girl.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
You couldn't keep your distance, could you?
Ouch!
That's amazing!
Wow!
It's so cute!
Isn't it perfect?
I want to put it in my morning mission!
I want you to put it in my morning mission!
Wow!
She's having a lot of fun!
She's so cute!
She's amazing!
I see!
Look at her!
Her mouth is perfect too!
Look!
Her mouth is working hard!
She's working her mouth too!
She's working it all out!
She's so cute!
Wow!
She's amazing!
Wow!
She's amazing!
She's so cute!
She's studying music and DVDs, and now she's learning choreography and songs!
They've been dancing together since their concert!
Right!
They've been dancing together since their concert!
Their dream is to become a Hello! Project member!
Shuji and Jin's "Locals Don't Know How to Lose"
I'm Shiosawa Jin. I'm Futami Shuji. We're going to show you our special skills!
They're so cute!
What's this?
It's a baseball bat.
Wow!
It's juggling!
Wow!
That's so cool!
This is amazing!
Wow!
What's this?
It's a combination now!
It's a teamwork badge!
Locals Don't Know How to Lose
Wow!
It's Diablo!
It's the famous "Locals Don't Know How to Lose" Diablo!
Wow!
It's high! It's high and it spins!
Wow!
It goes up!
Even though there's gravity on Earth!
Wow!
What's this?
It's juggling!
Wow!
That's so cool!
Even elementary school kids can learn juggling!
Wow!
That's amazing!
Next up is Junjun's special skill, air circle!
I'll show you what I'm doing with my pride as a performer!
Please guess what I'm doing!
- What's with this outfit? - I don't know!
- What do you always do? - The quiz has started for now.
- A question? - A question?
- I know! - Is it correct? - What is it?
- Isn't it A? - Isn't it A?
- It's cold! - It's cold!
- Are you skiing? - Skiing?
- I know! - What is it?
- I don't know! - Jet coaster!
The correct answer is... jet coaster!
- What is it? - I don't know!
- I don't know at all! - I don't know!
- She's wearing a belt. - She's wearing a belt!
- She's wearing a belt!
- I thought she was wearing a set piece. - I thought she was wearing a set piece.
This is a great technique of a radical expert.
- This is a must-see. - Awesome!
Cute Madoka's special skill, "Madolin".
Good morning, everyone in "Morning Us".
I'm Madoka. I'm five years old.
I'll show you my special skill.
What happened?
- She's cute! - She's cute!
- I had a lot of things to edit. - I see.
- She's cute!
Amazing!
My goodness!
- Madoka... - Madoka...
Where did you come from?
You look sexy, Mom!
- She's quite aggressive. - Aggressive?!
What is it?
- It's all empty over here. - She's so cute!
- It's all empty.
- She put it in there. - She just put a sword in a box with nothing in it.
- Madarinpa! - Oh!
- Madarinpa is said to have experienced various stages with her mother, Tassie. - She did a lot of things!
- Madarinpa asked Madoka about her dream in the future. - Yes.
- Madarinpa's dream in the future is... - Yes!
- Magic has nothing to do with it! - Yes!
- Let's go! - Yes!
- If you have any questions, please tell us! - I have a lot of questions!
- Oh! - What is it?
- What is it?
- "Yokosuburi Senshi" (Yokosuburi Warrior)
- Oh! - Oh! - Oh!
- Is it a sheet? - Sheet! - Sheet! - Sheet! I want to see it!
- Masami Hirosaka's "Yokosuburi Senshi" (Yokosuburi Warrior)
- This is amazing, too! - Morning Musume. Good afternoon! - Good afternoon!
- Now you will see my "fuchiwaza".
- This is "radikun", isn't it? - "Radikun"?
- Yes, yes, yes, yes. - I see.
- Does it go this way? - Does it go sideways?
- No way! Is it possible?
- Because there is also "tairan".
- It stops the car in an instant in a space of 45 cm.
- This is quite difficult. - What does it mean?
- It's aligned, isn't it?
- Is it possible to go there? - Yes, it is possible.
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
- Is it like this? - Yes, like this.
- I see. It's surprisingly fast. - Wow!
- It's cool! - It's cool! - It's cool!
- It's fast! - Wow!
- Wow!
- Cool!
- It's like a real car!
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's barely possible! - It's barely possible!
- It's cool!
- It's difficult to enter from here. - Wow!
- Wow!
- It's great!
- It's RACER, which won the world championship of radio control for 18 years in a row! - It's great!
- It's great!
- It's amazing! - Wow!
GORILLA and SAMURAI appear!
Wow!
- Hey! - Huh?
- Wait, wait! - Yes, yes!
- Gacchan, what are you doing? - Ayes!
- Huh? - I found it!
- Takako! - It's Ayes!
It's Ayes!
Ayes is showing off her talent!
- Isn't it Ayes? - Right!
- Takako... - If Ayes, it's Aido, but...
- Takako... - Oh, no...
- Well... - This is...
Oh? This is...
Wait a minute! Is this a horror movie?
This is a horror movie, isn't it?
I'm Doi Takako.
I'll go upstairs.
Eh? I can hear you! I can hear you!
Doi Takako, huh?
Wait a minute...
I'm scared! I'm scared!
This is probably surrealism in a way.
Oh?
I'm Doi Takako.
I want to climb up that elevator!
Fifth floor, Fujii Fukuriba.
I'm Doi Takako.
She already knows Doi Takako.
I'm Doi Takako.
Doi...
She's gone.
Takako feeding alpacas.
I'm Doi Takako.
What temperature?
It's bright! It's bright!
She's saying "go away"!
I'll give you some food.
Here you go. It's food.
She talks like a robot.
She doesn't like alpaca at all!
She's scared of it!
Doi-san!
That was great!
That was an amazing work!
That was gross!
It was gross, but...
That was interesting!
It was interesting, wasn't it?
It was interesting!
I'm glad you did your best!
There's more!
Joe Okada-san's "Last Samurai"!
Today, I'd like to show you...
...my "little trick"!
An apple?
An apple!
You need some space, don't you?
It broke!
Watch out for your hands!
What's going on? I'm scared!
Is there someone here?
Are you okay?
I'm scared!
This is dangerous!
It's dangerous!
She was surprisingly cute at the end!
This is a safety zone.
I stopped her at a random place.
She's the best!
She lives in Kyoto.
She's 79 years old.
She's young.
She's doing that to customers.
That's not all!
She's cut a lot of apples.
But she's eaten all of them
as a jam!
Wonderful!
She's kind!
Samurai jam!
I want to eat it!
With that,
let's choose one
that left the biggest impression
at the end!
What is it?
Is it a big egg?
It's a big egg!
I didn't think I'd be praised like this!
Next time on "Karomo"...
Surprising tricks!
Filled with manly images!
Girls won't lose!
Yeah! Poppy!
More and more eye-catching "MOH-TUBE"!
Look forward to it!
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