AISubs v3.5
Harmony Kingdom is somewhere in the world.
Akachin Kingdom and the animal girls...
What will they do and play today?
Now, let's go!
Now, it's time for the popular "Puchi Waza" show!
Today, we'll see a lot of "Puchi Waza" that you can boast about to others!
"Puchi Waza" have gathered from all over Japan.
What "Puchi Waza" will come out today?
It's cute, but...
"Puchi Waza" have gathered from all over Japan.
In addition, you can't miss the members' shocking "Puchi Waza" too!
Let's see today's line-up!
It's coming today, too!
There's a lot!
There is!
What is it?
Can you go back to the top?
Go back! Go back!
Is there anything you're curious about?
Super boomerang master
Suddenly, it's "Itsuzugoshi".
"Itsuzugoshi"!
First of all, "Itsuzugoshi".
From "Super boomerang master".
It's fashionable!
Is it fashionable?
Look here!
The way you tie it is fashionable.
It's amazing!
You have to go back!
It's amazing!
What?
What is it?
It's amazing!
What is this person?
It's amazing!
It's scary!
What?
It's "Super boomerang master".
Have you seen it before?
I saw it today!
It's not broken!
I was scared!
I'll be a little nervous after doing it.
I'm not sure why.
It's amazing!
Yes, yes, yes.
Next, I'm interested in this fireball soccer.
Good morning, girls!
Hello, I'm Sparrows.
My partner has a specialty of being able to do anything.
Please have a look!
Please!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go!
Don't try this at home!
That's all from me, I'm Sparrows!
He's amazing.
Yamato Kazutaka-san, who used to do lifting,
is good at being patient,
and he's just being patient.
That's right, his head got a little burnt while he was heading.
He's trying not to copy anyone.
That's amazing.
Now, now, now...
Speaking of patience, Gaki-san, do you have any patience skills?
Um...
Even if you pinch my cheek, it doesn't hurt.
No, it doesn't.
That's too much!
It's just that you're patient.
It's not like that! Really!
Gaki-san is full of confidence.
After this, you'll see a scary whisper.
Ready, and...
It doesn't hurt at all!
Gaki-san, be patient!
Be patient!
I'm patient!
It doesn't hurt! Do it better!
Pinch me! Pinch me more!
Pinch me! Pinch me!
It doesn't hurt!
I'm patient!
Really! Doesn't it hurt? Do you want me to do it?
I want to do it!
By the way, Sparrows,
try pinching Kusumi's cheek with the power you used earlier.
Okay!
Wait, wait, I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Ready?
Ready, and...
What are you going to do next?
I don't know.
There are a lot of things.
This one! This one!
A man who gets on a train.
Is it that funny?
Mr. Tachikawa, how do you get on a train?
I'm Tachikawa Shinji, a sound imitator.
Railway Imitation Edition.
Imitation of Tokyo Station No. 1 and No. 2 Central Line.
First, an automatic broadcast will play.
Soon, the No. 1 line will turn around and go to Takao.
The broadcast will continue.
Please get off the No. 1 line.
The No. 1 line turns around and arrives at Takao.
Tokyo, Tokyo.
When you exit, please make sure you don't drop anything.
No. 1 line turns around and arrives at...
No. 1 line turns around and arrives at Takao.
...arrives at Takao.
The train will close soon.
What is Nakata Nido Mochiya's striking technique?
And for the high-speed pizza, you have to hit the mochi three times in one second.
- Really?! - What?!
- Does that mean it's number one? - That's right.
- That's fast! - It's number one?!
- But it's the other way around, right? - It's the other way around, right?
- With water... - With water...
- Then number one is a lie, right? - Apparently, if you hit it faster, it'll taste better.
Now, let's move on.
What kind of pizza is nori nori pizza?
(Japanese)
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
Today, we'll be turning the newspaper into an acrobatic one.
I see.
(Japanese)
That's amazing!
It's getting faster.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's too fast! - It's too fast!
- Wow, it's got two! - Wow!
What is this?! What is this?!
Wow!
- You can do it with Morning Musume's songs, too! - Yay!
- Yay! I'm so happy!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
In Italy, every year there is a world championship for pizza called "acrobatica"
- Oh, there is such a thing! - Yes!
In the category of "how to entertain customers while stretching pizza",
- In 2004, it won the championship! - Wow!
- It's amazing!
Then, in the last song of "Morning Musume. ",
you said that the tempo was fast and difficult.
- But not at all! - It was good, wasn't it?
- It was very good! - Well, well, well, let's go on!
- Let's go! - Yes!
- What will you do next? - Well...
- There are still many things to do! - Oh!
- What is that turtle? - This is "rider sword"!
- Oh, I see! - Oh, it's cute!
- It's cute! - Let's go!
Jack's special skill "rider sword"
- Good morning, "Morning Musume. "! - Good morning!
Please take a look at my Jack's special skill!
- Wow! - What are you doing?
- Wow! - Wow!
- You're really doing it! - Are you riding it?
- It's a little scary!
- Be calm! - Oh, it's scary!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- It's funny! - It's amazing!
- It's amazing!
- It's cute! - It's cute!
- My legs are shaking! - It seems like you can ride it for about 100 meters.
- It's long! - It's amazing!
The most polite bird in Japan?
- Good morning, morning girls! - Good morning!
I'm going to introduce you to Bill, who is very polite.
- It looks like an octopus! - I've never seen it before! - I've never seen it either!
- It's cute! - It's amazing!
- It's amazing, isn't it? - But...
You'll probably be confused when you see it for yourself.
- My legs are shaking! - They're really high up!
- They're so cute! - They're!
- They're so cute! - They're so cute!
Next, 44-year-old will do his best.
I'm 44 years old and I'm a company employee.
Ah!
As expected of the 44 year old.
You have to do your best!
If you're going to look like that.
44 year olds should avoid comments.
That's right.
Let's go to the next one.
Aren't you curious about the leader's fighting spirit?
You're confident, aren't you?
I'm confident.
But you only have one.
Even though you worked hard!
I want to see it!
Let's see it!
It's my first time!
I'm looking forward to it!
Let's see it!
Takahashi Aido's fighting spirit.
It's the leader's fighting spirit.
Let's see it!
What is this?
Wait a minute.
What is this?
A chin?
This is a chin.
Look, look.
A chin?
What is this?
Ah!
He's wiping it off!
That was Takahashi Aido's fighting spirit!
What?
This is wonderful!
But Ai-chan...
I can do this too!
Next up is a world-class amazing technique!
Not only difficult techniques, but also interesting techniques and acrobatic amazing techniques can be used in this jump.
I hope you can see it.
Wow! Amazing!
Cool!
Wow!
Cool!
Wow!
I thought of doing it a few times.
Wow!
This time, while jumping once, you will jump six times.
Currently, it is said that only two or three people can do it in the world.
It's a pretty difficult technique, so please take a look.
Wow!
One, two, three, four, five, six...
Wow!
Mr. Komatsu's little trick - a band.
Good morning, girls! Hello! I'm artist and comedian Komatsu.
Now, look at this!
This is a scene of a sheet falling from the sky from "Pink White Rabbit".
I didn't think it would be such a shame. This is amazing.
(Laughter and applause)
You did your best at the end.
What are you going to do next?
What should I do?
This...
Oh, you're going to do it?
I want to do it.
Really?
I want to see it.
But you said you couldn't do it all.
Let's see it.
I want to see it.
RinRin's secret technique, air circle circle.
RinRin shows a performance without using a tool.
I will tell you what she is doing with her proud expression.
Don't miss it!
Look!
It's a rodeo!
She fell!
I sweated a lot.
But we could see you!
We could see you!
You did your best!
You really did your best!
I really did my best!
This is my first time riding a cow in my life.
You haven't ridden a cow yet!
No, I haven't!
I see.
Let's go to the next one!
Which one do you want to see?
Oh, there is another one!
What is it?
I want to see it!
Wait for me!
I'm proud of you!
Wait for me!
Let's go!
Let's go and see it!
The next one is "Gakikame Art Theater".
What kind of art will we see today?
What is it?
It's a drama!
It's good!
But...
What?
It's not good!
Wow!
It's not good!
Hurry up and prepare it!
Leave it to me!
Alright!
I don't know how to get down the stairs.
You're late!
I told you I'd be late!
You're a kid! You're late!
Eri, you're spinning!
Eri, you're crazy! You're stupid!
I told you I'd be late!
Come on! Come on!
I don't want it!
Ha! Let's go!
Idol! Umabusara!
Wow!
It's like a game!
Wow!
This is amazing!
This was amazing!
Right?
This was amazing!
We really tried hard!
It wasn't unnatural, it was natural acting.
No, no, it wasn't unnatural.
No, no, it's obvious, right?
Like, the milk is coming back.
It's coming back.
This is definitely a rewind, right?
This is a rewind.
You're admitting it!
I want this to be today's number one.
Really?
Which one is weird?
We really tried hard.
Let's make it number one.
Number one?
I was about to decide.
Is there a reward?
A reward?
I've never given a reward before.
And with that,
today's winner is
Rakukane Art Theater.
Congratulations!
We're going to show you
behind-the-scenes of their acting.
Behind-the-scenes of their acting.
Next up is the 10-year-old attention-seeking unit.
This debut song was voted by fans and was chosen from two candidates.
I don't know what a twenty-six-year-old's love is like,
but when I listen to it, I don't get the pure feeling.
A sixteen-year-old's love is a distant and bitter memory.
It's nostalgic, isn't it, youth?
Now that I think of it, it was like that.
I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble.
It's time for the exam, exam, exam, exam.
Even so, I live for love.
That's all I can think of.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
In the end, in the end, in the end, in the end,
it's like fireworks, isn't it?
It's gone and it's here again.
I can't talk to you about anything.
Even though you're suffering like this.
A sixteen-year-old's love is like this.
It's over, of course.
I've lost everything.
I can't live either.
It's sweet, isn't it?
A sixteen-year-old's love isn't funny.
It's really a coincidence, a lost time.
I have to decide here.
I long for it.
Even when I'm an old lady, I'll take you to the disco and swim.
There used to be a song like that in the past, right? In other words, it's like that.
Even when I'm 36 years old and 46 years old, you'll still love me.
It's about time you showed up. Come and meet me, my prince.
Prince?
Prince!
Prince?
Prince!
This morning, I will show you the behind-the- scenes of the homage movie "Gaki-kame-puchi-waza".
"Gaki-kame-geijutsu-gekijo" was selected for today's "sugoi-waza".
Today, I will show you the behind-the-scenes of the movie "Gaki-kame-geijutsu-gekijo".
Hurry up and prepare it!
Leave it to me!
I can't wait!
If you play this normally...
I can't wait!
Say "shuu" to Iesa!
Furthermore...
This is also a signature pose.
Gaki-san, Kame-chan, you did a good job!
Say "shuu" to Iesa!
In Haramuni, we will show you your signature pose that we want you to show us in Motube.
Please look forward to it!
We are looking forward to it!
In the next episode of Haramuni, we will show you our signature pose that we want you to show us in Motube.
Furthermore, we will introduce a mysterious person.
It's you! It's you!
Look forward to it!
As long as you love it, it's full of cats and dogs.
Keep running!
Look, it's a strange and little strange sunset today.
It's full of cats and dogs.