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This year's Haremoni is...
All over Japan is bragging about their skills!
Many interesting images appear!
Studio recommends Morning Musume.'s very big hidden game!
We'll continue after this!
The Haremoni Kingdom is somewhere in the world.
Akachin Kokun and the animal girls...
I wonder what they'll do and play today?
Now, let's go!
Now, we'll continue after this!
All over Japan is bragging about their skills!
I wonder what interesting images appear?
Is there something you're interested in?
Ah, what's this? A new wallpaper?
A new wallpaper?
I don't know what it means.
I've never heard of it!
There's a lot of stars, I'm curious!
FUWAHISA-SAN'S SKILLS!
GIO-ORAHI!
Aha! Good afternoon!
My skill is...
Swimming backwards!
GIO-ORAHI!
You can also...
Swim sideways!
Swim sideways...
Wow!
GIO-ORAHI is a former 100m flat swimming record holder!
When I asked her why she wanted to swim backwards, she said she was tired of swimming forward!
She doesn't know how she's swimming sideways!
I know!
I don't know!
Let's go!
Let's see!
They all look interesting!
She's hooked!
Higher! Higher!
Swim! Swim! Swim!
Retro style!
Swim! Swim! Swim!
Eyebrows! Eyebrows!
Wow!
What is this?
Wow!
It's like a magician.
Shall we go on?
Yes!
Which one is next?
Yes!
Koharu actually has a first-class anzan.
What?
That's a lie!
No, it's not!
It's definitely a lie!
Will Koharu be able to answer the question asked by the scientist?
Are you ready?
Here we go!
Yes!
156 plus 368 plus 520 is...
It's difficult.
I have no idea, Akachi.
Me neither.
I'm done.
You're not good at this.
You're having so much fun!
You're showing off your incredible concentration right now!
1044!
Wow! You got it!
You got it!
You're good!
You got it!
What's the next trick?
Masaharu Kajitani's recorder trick.
I'm Masaharu Kajitani.
There's a lot in there!
I can't open my mouth!
I can't breathe!
It's breath, isn't it?
Yes, it's breath!
I wonder what they were trying to do with it...
Oppa! P.R. Jalashi! Park!
Ah! Ah! Shikato Andrashi's...
Ah, that's not it! I don't know!
But that's not relevant!
Ah, that's not relevant!
Yes! Oppa! P.R. Jalashi!
What do you think?
Cute!
Aira-chan has a right to reflect.
Fuka-chan!
Cute!
Fuka-chan!
Cute!
Oh? What's this?
I'm reflecting!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Stop it!
I'm sorry!
Ah! I'm sorry!
Cute!
I'm sorry!
Were you healed?
I was healed!
You were healed for the recorder part, right?
That's right!
That was cute, wasn't it?
You cut your own bed!
You're so cute!
I can do amazing things!
Amazing things? You can do turtles?
No, my pet can do amazing things!
What?
What does it do?
It can do hands!
What's wrong with it?
It's a cat, but it can do hands, sit down, and change places!
Wow!
Really?
It can do mates, too!
That's amazing!
Oh, this!
What's wrong with you?
Ai-chan!
You're too excited right now!
I'm sorry! I thought you had another pet!
You had a pet?
Let's take a look!
Yes!
Ishimashi Misato-san, what is your proud pet?
I will now introduce my pet!
Oh, my!
A pet?
What is it?
A bird?
Wow!
Amazing!
What is it?
Wow!
It's a pet?
Wow!
What is it?
It's a horse!
A horse?
It's on the ground!
Wow!
It's a big horse, but it's also called "Momotaro" horse.
It's also known as "Hayabusa" or "Densho bate" horse.
Wow!
You like birds, don't you?
Wow!
Aika's grandfather...
Yes?
...had a zombie.
He had a zombie?
Yes!
Oh!
What?
What is it, Tanaka?
I once saved a tablet from a sparrow.
It looked like it was injured, so I took it home and thought about what to do with it.
And I gave it to my cousin.
And it flew away.
Apparently, it came back.
No way!
Tanaka!
No, no!
That's a joke!
No, listen!
It was crying "chun-chun-chun" on the veranda.
I opened the door and saw two sparrows coming and crying "chun-chun-chun" and flying away.
No way!
That's a joke!
Isn't it a different sparrow?
It's true!
Let's see more and more.
It's a scary gumtech.
Gumtech!
Oh, I see. Let's go!
Masami Yamamoto's Gumtech Show.
Hi, I'm Masami Yamamoto.
I'm going to jump rope with this gum.
And you, Saito?
Jump rope?
Are you serious?
Wait a minute.
Is this really gum?
That's crazy!
It's amazing, but...
Is this gum?
It's amazing, but the back is white and the gum is white, so...
I feel like I'm jumping.
Yamamoto Masami-san.
Gum?
Meimi-san's mouth trick.
It comes off very easily.
Good morning, Morning Musume.
I'm Meimi.
If you were to change from a suit to a china dress,
how fast would you be able to change?
I can change pretty quickly.
3, 2, 1...
What is this?
Akigen-san's mouth trick.
My thumb is like that.
Good morning, Akigen-san!
Normal gum and gum that comes off easily.
We'll do two in a row.
We'll start with normal gum.
Gum!
And...
Gum!
This is fun!
King Yasuhiro-san and Joiwaru-oyaji's one-shot game.
King Yasuhiro and Joiwaru-oyaji's one-shot game.
I can drink from this straw without moving a step.
Here I go!
Wow, it stretches!
It stretches when I stretch it.
What's this?
It's sucking!
I lied and said I could drink it. Don't get me wrong!
Is that wrong?
Anyone can do it, but you can't drink it when it's hot.
You can drink it when it's hot?
Yes, you can drink it when it's hot.
Wow, it stretches!
"Choiwaruoyaji" Part 2!
Hello, I'm "Choiwaruo", the king's pet name.
I'm going to do "Choiwaruoyaji" with this swimming cap.
Please wait for a moment.
Here I go!
It's going to burst!
Choiwaruoyaji
Here I go!
Choiwaruoyaji
Wonderful!
"Nyaton and Kufi" and "Sakadachi no Tabi"
I'm going to show you what I can do.
Can you do "Sakadachi"?
Wow!
It's like "Doraion".
Wow!
This is amazing!
Why don't you go out with us?
Wow!
It's raining!
Ah, it's raining!
- Fish are eaten - It's raining!
- Seagulls are flying - Wow!
The sun has risen. Everyone is smiling. The sun is smiling too.
Ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru. Today is a good day.
That's amazing!
Mix and Yoshi-san's little trick using a ball.
Go! Go! Go!
Is it over?
It's over.
That's amazing!
But what is everyone doing?
Why do you have a ball in your head?
It's a real life situation.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's still on the ground.
Wow! That's amazing!
Now, let's move on to the next one.
"Beautiful Girl Type".
Ms. Madoka Jinnai.
My specialty is amazing footwork.
"Beautiful Girl Type".
Excuse me.
She's quite powerful, too.
Wow, that's a high position.
Wow, look at the camera.
There?
There!
Wow!
And with that...
Wow!
Now, which one should we move on to next?
Yes!
Um, there's "One Star" by Jinjin.
Wait, wait.
Why is "One Star" there?
No, no, you don't have to say it.
It's cold!
Is it cold?
Because it's "One Star".
Wait, didn't Jinjin do it before, too?
She did it!
This is Jinjin's footwork.
Here you go.
Jinjin's footwork.
"Air Circle".
Jinjin doesn't use her body.
She shows off her performance.
With her proud expression, she shows everyone what she's doing.
Lower, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down.
Yes, that's good.
Sit to the side, sit to the side.
She used her core muscles!
You did great!
You did great, Ju Ju!
I admit it.
You're amazing!
I feel sorry for you.
You did well.
I'm fine.
It was good, wasn't it?
Really?
But it was really good!
That's why I got angry!
Switches are fast!
But there's also Tanaka's.
Really?
There's also Tanaka's.
I wasn't making fun of Junji.
Are you okay?
I'm confident.
It's the first time I've heard that.
Reina's mouth tricks.
Human observation diary.
Tanaka Reina's
common woman series.
Number one!
When eating a buffet,
a woman eating while doing push-ups.
Ah, is it ready yet?
Ah, it's here!
Looks delicious!
Let's eat!
Cute!
Awkward!
This space is awkward.
It's not like this!
While everyone is looking at me seriously like this,
Anytime is fine, Tanaka-san.
Like that.
I definitely know what it is.
I'm really embarrassed.
I know what it is!
She's getting excited again!
I know what it is!
Hey, hey, hey! There's also "say no"!
Oh, there is!
Shige-san's push-ups.
"Wai-musume" (Japanese girl)
Okay! Now I, Michi Shige-san, will show you my push-ups!
3, 2, 1!
Awesome!
What's with everyone laughing at the end?
It's hot, seriously.
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
Ah, yes, yes, yes!
"Toshikamei Geijutsu Gekijo" (Japanese art theater)
It's like a butterfly!
This is really...
Art, art!
It's art!
I think everyone will look at it differently.
Yeah.
I'm surprised.
I want to see it!
"Gaki-san Kame-chan de Gaki-kame no Geijutsu Gekijo" (Japanese art theater)
What was that?!
See?
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
It's embarrassing.
What was that move?
Gaki-san, what was that?
Why did you pass in front of the camera?
It's funny.
What is it?
Show me.
It's a strange image, isn't it?
Huh?
Gaki-san, what is it?
You're wearing something weird.
Huh? What is it?
You're wearing something weird.
Gaki-san, what is it?
You have a terrible acne.
What is it?
Huh? You're getting prettier and prettier.
What is it?
Aren't you good at it?
What is it?
I see.
I'm impressed.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Right?
Aren't you good at it?
What is it?
It's amazing!
You're getting better at it.
You're getting better at it just by stroking it.
What is it?
It's amazing!
What is it?
I see!
You're getting better at it?
Why?
What is it?
Art!
What is it?
The speed of that clay!
Isn't it amazing?
This pose is an art picture.
Is it?
You know, we broke it and did something with it.
We broke it and did something with it.
It's like a picture upside down.
Absolutely not!
Why is it like that?
Because...
Maybe you didn't make it?
We just broke it.
It's like a play.
We tried so hard to say "art" and "hmmm".
What was that?
You did something with it, didn't you?
Yes, we did.
You didn't read it from the top of your head?
Well, there is still suspicion.
There is still suspicion.
We have seen a lot of clay figures today.
Let's choose one last clay figure that left the strongest impression.
The one we saw first was...
What was it?
Gio Orahi, right?
Yes, Gio Orahi.
Let's decide!
Is it decided?
It is decided that it is Gio Orahi!
Congratulations!
Let's open the door with those hands.
If you want salvation
Know your sadness and cry alone.
Next time on "Haromoni" is also in the middle of it!
Surprise, prank, funny video, big explosion!
Great techniques appear one by one!
Members' little tricks are also very popular!
Look forward to it!
Please look forward to it!