AISubs v3.5
This year's Haromu has started a project to show off their skills.
It's called "Mocube".
It's a great collection of funny videos.
In addition...
It seems that girls' unexpected skills will also be revealed.
What kind of skills will they show us?
Today's "Haromu" will surprise you for 30 minutes.
"Haromu" kingdom is somewhere in the world.
What will Akachinko-kun and the animal girls do today?
Let's go!
Here it is! Our new corner "Mocube"!
"Mocube"! Let's go!
"Mocube" is a special project where you can show off your skills.
What kind of funny videos will they show us?
Let's look at the line-up!
Yes!
What? What? What?
It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming!
Now, you girls!
Do you have anything you're curious about?
Don't copy me!
There are five of them.
There are many stars.
Shall we go with that?
Don't copy me!
Osu! Good morning, everyone.
Hello.
I'm the director of "Japan Combat Volunteer Association", Erengi.
I've been doing this for a long time.
I'm also the director of "TV Talk Association".
My name is "Kama".
This is "kama"?
Yes, it's a cucumber.
"Kama"?
Oh, it's a cucumber!
Yes, it is.
Here you go, "kama".
You can eat the cucumber later, so it's okay.
Now, I'd like to eat "kama" meat.
Wow!
Don't you do it?
Let's see from the middle.
Wow!
It's fast, isn't it?
No!
I can't do it until the end.
Now, let's try to do it more smoothly.
Okay, next.
That's all.
Morning Musubi fans, we're here.
After this, it's "mo-musubi".
Wow!
Morning Musubi fans, we're here.
Next is "kyotaba eating center".
That's all.
Next, I'd like to explain this to the audience.
Now, let's go.
We're shooting at a limited area, so viewers, please don't copy us.
Please don't copy us!
The audience sometimes hits their wrists and sprains.
Let's just copy it by hand.
Now, it's getting faster and faster.
What's wrong?
Wow!
Did you hit it?
No, I didn't hit it.
Wow!
Now, it's getting faster and faster.
It's getting faster and faster.
Okay!
(Your thing, your thing, your thing, your thing)
Mimitab Castanet
Hello. I'm Tsumako Yakushi, voice actress for Kensei Ehime.
I'm going to use this to show you what I can do.
Wow, what's that?
(Kakine no kakine no atari taro)
(Takibi da takibi wa okibataki)
Eh, isn't it hidden? Mimitab?
It's true that Mimitab is big.
(Ataro)
The song is dark.
When did you discover it?
Why does it ring?
(Takibi da takibi wa okibataki)
Ah, I see.
Wow, amazing!
I didn't think of it like that.
Why?
Mimitab rings, right?
When did you discover you can do it?
When she took off her sweater.
When she took off her sweater, it happened to ring and she noticed it.
Wow, amazing!
It's definitely a lie!
You're lying!
No, I'm not!
Yakushi-san said it!
It's quite expensive.
Didn't you skip it too much from the beginning?
I skipped it too much.
Let's go to the next one.
(Your thing, your thing, your thing)
(Head-touch sliding)
Head-touch sliding
It's like baseball, isn't it?
Like this?
Yes, yes.
The base, right?
What's this?
You just fluttered, didn't you?
The Devil's Electric Beard Story
Sound Effects Horror Theater
The Devil's Electric Beard Story
Sound Effects Horror Theater
He's not doing it alone.
What?
A voice?
He's not doing it with his mouth.
Wow!
He really has a beard.
I'm embarrassed!
He's flying! He's flying to the right!
He's cute!
He ate it!
Wow!
Great!
Wonderful!
Chikuwa de Su-Ma-Bu
Oh, it's Chikuwa.
Oh!
Oh, is it really?
Wow!
Chikuwa looks good on you.
It's beautiful.
Great!
It's really beautiful.
Wow!
Sora-tabu Puchi-puchi Roll
Oh, I see.
Could it be that?
If you smash it, you can hear it.
Is this Kawashima-sama's song?
Wow!
Great!
What is it?
It's not a CD, is it?
Wow, it's a trick.
That's right.
Wow, it's spinning!
It's amazing!
Wow, it's amazing!
It's almost falling apart.
It's amazing!
It fits perfectly in the width of the CD.
It's amazing!
I'm getting excited just looking at it.
Now, Gaki will show us her proud trick.
Watch me.
My hand...
Here I go.
Should I look at the screen like this?
Yes, you should look at the screen.
Here I go.
What is it?
Wow!
What is it?
Can you do it?
Isn't it the worst?
This part is soft.
Wow, it's amazing!
It won't fit!
Which one...
This one?
Wait, this part...
Gaki-san, you have to hold it like this.
You should look at it from this side.
It hurts!
Oh, no!
It's not working!
It hurts!
It popped!
It's not working!
You shouldn't do it if you're stiff.
Gaki-san, you're amazing!
It's amazing!
Let's acknowledge it as a skill.
Gaki-san's skill.
It's amazing!
Wonderful!
Now, let's continue.
Next up is...
Ikkyu-san's flashback.
Yes, yes, the ninth old story, Ikkyu-san!
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here...
Yes!
A flashback!
I'm surprised!
Yes!
It's amazing!
High-speed drill fire.
It's amazing!
This is a great drill.
- It's a small drill. - I'm surprised!
- This is amazing! - It's higher than I expected.
It's very high!
It's huge!
It's amazing!
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
- It's dangerous. - It's small...
It's amazing!
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
- It's a small drill. - Is it a small drill?
- It's not a drill. - No.
It's amazing!
Isn't it super amazing?
Dad, aren't you wearing a helmet?
Huh? Dad, you don't look good.
Dad, huh?
Huh? Dad?
Dad, you can't do it!
Dad!
Here's your dad!
It's just that you wanted to come out.
Let's move on.
Hang on a second!
When did you take it?
Let's watch it!
Yo-tei! Yo-tei!
We are from China, but Japanese is very difficult, isn't it?
Yes, it is! It's very, very difficult!
Right?
That's right!
But today, I will try to speak Japanese quickly!
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What do you want? Just one?
No, one is fine.
I think one is fine.
Shige-san, you are saying too much.
But I did my best.
There are many people who can imitate.
I want to see you imitate.
Do it, do it, do it.
Shige-san, is it really okay for you to say that?
I will imitate Mario's Yoshi.
I have never seen it before.
Yoshi!
Oh my god!
This is terrible!
I haven't seen it!
Hurry up and warm up.
Let's go to the next one.
This is Fukuoka stage.
Today, I would like to play this violin
using this violin.
What? Violin?
Wow!
It's noisy.
Wow!
Isn't it amazing?
Wow!
Why do you do this?
It's amazing, but it has meaning.
It's all mixed up and it's a mess.
Cold, cold! Anpan is here!
I'll make you cold with my joke!
Eat it! Anpan joke!
Anpan joke!
Fireworks festival!
Oh, Anpan is delicious!
Hey, hey, don't just eat Anpan. Let's watch the fireworks!
Oh, okay!
Anpan!
How is it? You don't know what you're doing, do you?
Cold, cold, cold!
Anpan is here!
It has meaning!
It's cold!
Dayzogo joke!
Of course it's Oden!
Anpan joke!
Oden is delicious!
I love Anpan!
Really?
But there's something I love more!
What is it?
It's...
Kyoko loves it!
Ta-dah!
Are you excited?
Anpan joke!
Anpan?
Cute!
Anpan is here!
Eat it! Anpan joke!
Anpan is here!
Hello, I'm Sota Komashi of Gesshin Society.
I'm in the fourth grade of elementary school.
I'm going to use this to show you what I'm good at.
Hello!
Anpan joke!
What is it?
This is really fun!
There are four adults and four children.
Is this the first time for you?
No, it's my first time.
Where do you want to go?
It's really a fleeting moment.
Wow!
This is crazy!
This is amazing!
This is not a starfish!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts, doesn't it?
Wonderful!
It's really hard!
It's hard! It's hard!
Sota has been carpentering for about 3 years.
3 years?
3 years!
This is actually the first time he's been carpentering!
What?!
His first impression of carpentry was that he wanted to try carpentry again.
There are many people like that in the world!
Well, "in the world" is Japanese.
The famous song "Fukuoka Utaji-san", which is famous for green onions, has a 64-year history of violin.
That's long!
His specialty is to play the violin with something close to him.
So you can do it with anything but green onions?
Yes, you can. You can do it with shamoji, hataki, chopsticks and newspapers.
Wow!
The longer you do it, the more you want to try different things.
That's right.
Next up is Kame-chan's little trick.
I'll show you my version of "Mimizuno Daiso".
"Choppaya"?
One, two...
"Mimizuno Daiso", one, two, three, four, two, two, three, four...
That's it!
Wow!
What was that?!
That's great!
When there's a game like this...
That's amazing!
It's like magic.
That's amazing!
How did you do it in the first place?
"Mimizuno Daiso", one, two, three, four, two, two, three, four...
Wow!
Hurry up! One, two...
"Mimizuno Daiso", one, two, three, four, two, two, three, four...
That's cute!
It's the same thing!
That's right.
That's why you have to do it well.
I see!
Wow!
There's still more to show off!
The famous "Ango".
Hello, I'm Heitaku!
One, two...
Nice to meet you!
I'd like to imitate many famous people's "Ango".
Please pay attention to my "Ango".
First of all...
Kameda Kouki's "Ango" a little while ago.
Kameda Kouki's "Ango"...
Oh! It's similar!
Ah... Ah...
What kind of "Ango" is it?
Ah... Ah...
It's similar, isn't it?
It's a little weird, but...
It's weird, isn't it?
Clear!
Ah... Ah... Ah...
Next...
Kameda Kouki's "Ango" at the apology meeting.
Is it all Kameda Kouki's "Ango"?
Ah... Ah...
It's really amazing!
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
Ah... Ah...
I'm sorry...
Ah... Ah...
It's amazing, isn't it?
Ah... Ah...
Shut up!
Again?
Ah... Next...
Kameda Daiki's "Ango" when he got better.
Ah... Ah... Ah...
Ah... Ah...
- Oh, wow! - Wow, it looks like him!
- Anacostia Girl! - Wow, it looks like him!
- He's good at drawing. - He's good at drawing.
- He's praising his drawings. - All of them are terrible!
- But his jaw position is really similar. - Yeah, if you draw it...
Moving on! Thank you for waiting!
Gold medalist Shizuka Arakawa's jaw!
- It's a skater's jaw. - It's a skater's jaw.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's not that bad!
- Wow! - Wow!
But it looks like him!
- Wow! - It's very new.
- Wow! - It's interesting! It looks like him!
- Well, we've seen many Puchiwaza today... - Yes!
- But what was the most memorable Puchiwaza? - There are so many!
- What is it? - I think we should choose only one.
- Mustache shaving! - Mustache!
- But Bat's voice was amazing! - Bat's voice was amazing!
- It was amazing! - Was it Bat?
- But I want to see his mustache again! - Mustache! Mustache!
- That mustache shaving... - Is it green onion?
- No, it's not green onion. Mustache shaving! - Ah, mustache shaving!
- That voice's... - Don't you forget about the ear plugs, everyone?
- Ah, I remember! - You do, don't you?
- That's right! - Which one will you choose?
- Eh? - Just one more time!
- Mustache! - Mustache shaving!
- Can we choose mustache shaving, everyone? - Yes!
- Well, if you say so! - That person was amazing, wasn't he?
- Yes! - He really did it!
- I want to see him say that he can do other things, too! - Yes, yes, yes!
- I honestly want to see it! - Right? - I see!
- That being said, today's number one is...
- The devil's electric mustache shaving! - Eh?!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Congratulations on your victory!
- Thank you!
- Wow! - Wow!
(I'm so happy I can't speak)
At "Mochi Club", we're looking for your special skills.
If you'd like to know more, please watch our show.
We're waiting for your applications.
And now, for our leader, Ai-chan's proud "Fuchiwaza-Hiro",
we'll give you a big round of applause!
(I'm so happy I can't speak)
Fuchiwaza-Hiro
Takako Doi.
I'm Takako Doi.
And Makiko Tanaka.
I'm Makiko Tanaka.
It's the same!
It's not!
It's the same!
I can't tell the difference at all.
I'm Takako Doi.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm Takako Doi.
And you, Makiko-san?
I'm Makiko Tanaka.
It's not!
I see!
You say "Tanaka-san" here!
I see!
In the next ceremony,
the father and mother, Azumax, will participate in the equalization bidding.
Pizza, sandwiches, and even dessert.
A lot of interesting food will be on display!
Look forward to it!
Fuchiwaza-Hiro