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"Morning Musume" VS "Ichirin's best elementary school student in Japan"
Wow! Wait!
Super-special, super-skillful operators
And girls who desperately run away
"Morning Musume" will challenge "super-difficult obstacles relay" with determination and pride!
This week's ceremony is a serious match!
After this, a shocking ending will come!
"Haromony Kingdom" somewhere in the world
"Red Chinko-kun" and "Animal Girls"
What will they do and play today?
Now, let's go!
Now, kids!
Yes!
Chibikko-king!
Yeah!
Wow, Tanaka, you came here without breathing!
You're in high spirits, aren't you?
Of course we are!
Thank you for coming!
It's only outside!
Yes, yes!
Let's raise our spirits!
Yes!
Now, this week's Chibikko-king!
Come out!
Yeah!
Yes, this week is "Genius of Ichirin"!
In this year's "All Japan Ichirin Company Tournament"
"Tsuwamo-no-touch" won the championship!
Yeah!
All four members of "Shinozaki One-wheeled Car Club" are here!
Hi!
Oh, you're here.
How old are you?
Eleven years old.
Eleven years old!
By the way, have you ever driven this one-wheeled car?
I used to do it as a hobby.
Hobby?!
Yes, but I couldn't do it at all.
Shige, you're lying, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
I said "hobby" a little too much.
Did you say too much?
I said "I'm confident."
Have you ever driven a car?
Yes, I have.
I'm going to drive it today!
You're going to drive it?!
What does this mean?!
First of all, let's check the members' levels!
Your face...
What's wrong with you?!
Your face is totally different!
My hand!
It's different from usual. Your body...
Are you okay?
Shige is not good at sports.
That's right.
It's pretty tough, isn't it?
Look down.
Look forward!
That's good!
Nice gaze!
That's not good!
Shige!
Are you okay?!
Shige, you're like "gnya!"
Let's do it again!
Look forward!
One more time!
Let's borrow the teacher's arm...
That's good!
Shige is pretty complicated!
Shige, what's wrong?!
I said "piri"!
"Piri"!
It's okay!
That's scary!
You don't have to use your hands. Use your shoulders!
It's better than Shige's!
She's good!
No, I'm not good!
You're not good!
Next up is a turtle with confidence, right?
This is an eye-opener!
Eri's character might change all of a sudden!
She's so confident!
But her riding style is...
Please be careful!
She's going to go all the way!
She's good! She's fast!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
She's good!
You're good!
I'm good, right?
Maybe you can win today!
I'm looking forward to it.
I think I'll stand out today.
You'll stand out!
Now, let's start the battle!
First of all, it's a one-on-one one-car battle!
Here's a 50-meter handicap race.
The king is 100 meters away, and the turtle is 50 meters away.
The turtle is the only one-car car in the girl's team.
As a representative of the morning girls, she can't lose!
On the other hand, the king's representative, Remina, who has the best title in Japan,
can she turn the 50-meter handicap around?
How will the battle turn out?
Now, then...
Turtle!
Yes!
The handicap is 50 meters!
Yes!
The king is 100 meters away, and the turtle is only 50 meters away.
If you run, you'll win!
Yes!
Do you understand?
Yes! OK! I'll do my best!
Now, everyone, please cheer for me!
Now, then...
Ready...
Go, go, go!
So fast!
You like speed, don't you?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
And with that...
The king wins!
That was so fast!
The king's time was...
14 seconds!
That was so fast!
This is Japan's fastest speed!
And it's not just fast!
With this overwhelming speed...
Without even looking at the 50-meter handicap...
With Kame-chan's health in vain...
She finished with a 15-meter gap!
That was amazing! I was surprised!
Amazing!
I...
I thought I was going to win!
Me too!
Kame did a pretty good pace halfway, didn't she?
It was like "pyun"! The wind blew like "pyun"!
It blew?
Yeah.
King...
How was Kame?
She was faster than I thought.
She was fast!
But thank you for your compliments!
Thank you very much!
Now, the real thing starts now!
Bowling Girls vs. Chibikko King!
But...
The girls can't ride in one car...
So we've prepared this three-seater car!
The four of you will relay 50 meters!
King, of course, will ride in a one-seater car!
Moreover...
Super difficult obstacle relay!
We've prepared seven obstacles within 100 meters!
And they're all pretty difficult to ride in a one- seater car!
In the first layer, there's a rocker zone and a backward-facing back zone.
In the second layer, there are two stair zones.
You'll climb up this step while riding in a one- seater car and jump down from there.
This is difficult!
In the third layer, there's a 10-metre S-shaped corner.
Further ahead of that is a black zone where you crouch and proceed.
In the first layer, there's a steep slope zone.
Further ahead of the goal, there's a spin zone where you have to turn 10 times in a circle.
By the way, if you get stuck, you have to do it all over again.
Are you sure about that?
I'm going to win!
What do you think, King?
I'm going to win.
She said she was going to win.
Let's see how well the three-seater cars ride.
I'm going to go a little faster.
You're fast.
Just do it in the real thing.
This race is actually going to be crazy!
King is riding in a one-seater car at 100 metres.
It's a very difficult obstacle course.
Morning Girl is riding in a three-seater car at 50 metres.
It's not fast just because there are more tyres, but King also has a surprising obstacle waiting for him.
What's going to happen?
Now!
100 metres!
King has a 25-metre relay!
And the others have 50 metres!
Obstacle course relay!
Ready!
Start!
Yes!
Go, go!
Now it's started!
Wow!
Oh, it's strange!
Wow, it's pretty fast!
Isn't it strange?
King is here!
Is it ok?
He's entered the spin!
Is it ok still?
King is now touching the second runner!
Second runner, jump!
Jump and e-paces!
Oh!
Members also change to the second runner's mask!
Now, there is still a difference!
There is still a difference!
Now, the sober members!
There is a very relaxed development!
Now, King has entered the S-shaped curve!
With the S-shaped curve, here...
Downhill!
Now...
Oh, look!
Forward!
It's not a love!
King is riding a bike!
Here, downhill...
Line up!
Line up properly!
Now, what will happen?
Here, once!
Twice!
Three times!
Four times!
Five times!
Six times!
Seven times!
Eight times!
Nine times!
Ten times!
Now, it's started!
And...
King has won!
Wow!
I can't believe it!
What's with the last ten spins? I was surprised!
It was amazing! There were a lot of moves!
It's started!
It's starting!
It's pretty fast! Look at it!
King has entered the spin!
King has just touched the second runner!
The second runner is jumping!
He's in a good pace!
The members have also changed into the second runner's mask!
There's still a gap!
The members are still slow!
They're taking it slow!
King has entered the S-shaped curve!
He's crouching here!
Look at this!
He's not falling!
He's riding a bike!
He's crouching here!
He's lined up!
He's lined up with Ai!
What's going to happen?
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!
Ten!
Eleven!
Twelve!
13!
14!
15!
16!
17!
18!
19!
20!
21!
22!
23!
24!
25!
26!
27!
28!
How was it, King?
I thought I would lose.
You thought you would lose?
I thought I would lose.
It was 50 meters and a half, wasn't it?
Yes, and it was an obstacle over there.
On the other hand, you guys...
You guys are so lame, really.
Leader!
You look like you're having a great time.
With that tone and...
Leader!
Seriously...
Hey...
Do you feel like you're being lectured by the leader?
We're lame.
Yeah, yeah.
However!
It's not over until you're lame!
Yes!
This time, it's a bicycle race!
Yes!
The final battle of the summer season!
Yes!
400-meter relay!
Yes!
Okay, everyone!
Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes!
400-meter relay!
The members will ride bicycles!
Yes!
King will ride a car!
Okay, get ready!
Start!
Okay, it's started!
Okay, next!
Okay!
Okay, it's started!
Wait!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Ah!
Start!
Okay!
It's fast!
Now...
The bicycle race is...
Wait! It's really fast!
Wait!
It's fast!
Ah!
Now, the camel and touch!
Yes!
King is...
King's speed!
Look at that!
It hurts! It hurts!
It's amazing!
Oh, my God!
Eli!
Go!
Kame, hurry up! Kame!
There's a big difference!
Here, King is in third place!
The members are far behind now!
This is in second place!
In second place, there's a difference!
Look at this!
Here, the baton...
The most important baton is...
And King goes to the anchor!
Here, King goes to the anchor!
And here's a baton touch!
Ai-chan, you're surprisingly fast!
And Tanaka, who is worried about his bike, gets a baton touch!
But...
King...
Here...
Goal!
And Tanaka, like he's shopping...
Now...
Goal!
Why did we lose?
And with that, King wins!
Morning Musume. Kampai! (Cheers!)
But next time, we'll win for sure!
Now, in this corner, the noisy gourmet kids will appear!
The kids will be introduced to the wonderful gourmet food they usually eat!
And so, once upon a time, they came to a restaurant in Akasaka Excel Hotel Express.
The gourmet kids they'll be waiting for here are...
How is it? Wait a minute, are they kids?
They're kids, aren't they?
Aren't they big?
Hello!
I don't know what you're saying!
You're exaggerating, you're exaggerating!
This time, the gourmet kids will be introducing themselves for the second time...
...the talented kids, Hosoyama-kun, first year of middle school.
Do you always come to restaurants like this?
Yes, well...
Really?
I come here quite often, once a week.
You come here that often?
Yes, once a week with my family.
Wow!
Hosoyama-kun coming here once a week is a luxury buffet!
You can eat as many as you like of the 35 kinds of dishes!
My, my, what a luxury!
Among them, what is Hosoyama-kun's recommended menu?
Now, here comes the recommended dish!
- Here it is! - Here you go.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Can I eat this as much as I want? - Just a moment, please.
My favorite, my favorite food bowl, foie gras.
- I want it! I want it! - I want it! I want it!
Fresh ingredients from three places and villages can be cooked just before eating.
This fresh foie gras sauté is today's recommended menu!
I can't believe you can eat as much as you like!
- Wow! - It looks delicious!
- It looks like meat. - Right?
- It spreads in my mouth and it has a rich taste. - Wow! - I'm going to eat one more. I'm sorry.
- It looks like you're eating a snack machine. - That's right! - I ate it all! - I ate it all!
- What's your order? - I'm full. - You eat too much. - Cute! - There's more? - Here you go.
- The foie gras tastes like dog food. - That's right! - It's amazing! - It's really good! - It's really good!
- Chef, is it okay for me to eat like this? - If you say it like that, you'll get a stomachache.
- I want to eat it! I really want to eat it! - Let's do it like this! - Let's do it like this! - Let's do it like this!
A challenge to eat delicious foie gras! Joker Game!
There's a lot of suspicions today, too!
You have to win against me!
I'm going to shuffle three cards including one joker.
I'm not going to use any magic or tricks, so watch me carefully so you don't lose me!
I'm going to test your eyesight!
Do your best not to choose a joker!
Let's shuffle!
- Shuffle! - Shuffle!
- It's impossible. - I know.
- I don't know anymore. - What? - You don't know anymore? - No, I don't know anymore.
- I don't know anymore. - I don't know anymore. - I don't know anymore. - I don't know anymore.
You have five seconds left!
Is it back yet?
Do you know yet?
I don't know at all.
- I don't know at all. - I don't know at all.
- I don't know. - Okay, let's bet!
- I don't know. I put it here. - Oh, me too?
- Ai-chan, you are too random! - I'll leave it to luck.
It's okay, right?
Then, Chisha and Pullman will announce the results one by one!
- We did it! - Oh my, number one!
Even though it was the most random one!
- We did it! - We did it!
And so, the one who can't eat foie gras is...
- Kame! - Kame!
Now, Kame, don't say anything and eat up!
- It's meat! - Wow!
- Look! - Wow!
Balsamic sauce?
Wow, it's so good!
She's eating foie gras!
She suddenly became fluent in Japanese!
She's eating foie gras, right?
One, two, three...
- Mmm! - It's good, right?
Ah, this is good!
- Can I eat it? - I want to eat it!
- Here you go! - Thank you for the food!
- It's so heavy! - I know, it's hard to do it!
After the commercial, Morning Musume will charge at otakus!
Morning Musume and the popular anime "Kirarebo" have collaborated!
The main character's pet, Na-san's enemy character's name has finally been decided!
Next time, Morning Musume will charge at otakus with their names chosen!
And finally, we'll announce Na-san's enemy cat's name!
Look forward to it!
And now, let's listen to Gaki-san's special unit's song!
TV anime "Robby and Kelophy"'s opening theme!
♪ Don't know what to fear, take a chance, stride up ♩
♪ Timing, okay, okay, from here, it began ♩
♩ A new good morning is coming, and inside ♩
♩ Life is wonderful! Move forward with all your might! ♩
♩ Paradise is OK! (OK!) ♩
♩ Smile all out! Aim for the glorious future! ♩
♩ Let go of the energy of love! Victory Beats Wave! ♩
I told you without expecting it.
Oh my, is it a fight?
Shut up, you little brat!
In the next episode of "Go For Lunch", will they be able to get along well?
Let's Try
New game, start!
Oh my, oh my, they got along well!
Shut up, you little brat!
Look forward to it!
♪ Cha-Cha-Chance! Cut through the miracle ♪
♪ Cha-Cha-Chance! Get over the strong enemy ♪
♪ From today, sweet day will be ♪
♪ dramatically changed! ♪
♪ Cha-Cha-Chance! No matter how much it changes! ♪