AISubs v3.5
"Morning Musume" and popular anime "Kirarebo" are collaborating!
Last time, the original characters "Naa-san" and "Teki- neko" were designed by "Morning Musume"!
Who will be chosen?!
This time in "Hello!"...
The little kid "King" appears as a keyboard fast player!
The exciting battle is about to begin!
Now, the ceremony will start!
First, "Morning Musume" and "Tensai Chibikko" will compete!
Now, kids!
Yes!
I'm "Chibikko" "King"!
This week's "Chibikko" "King", please come out!
Welcome!
Where are you going?
Are you going there?
What? What? What? What?
I'm not going there!
Can you introduce yourself?
I don't know what you're doing!
I'm "Kawabata Takuya".
Ah, you're early!
How old are you?
Wow!
This week's "Chibikko" "King" is...
The keyboard fast player "Kawabata Takuya"!
With 60,000 people participating in the national computer input competition,
he is a great player with winning experience!
It's faster than speaking!
Because it's fast!
Then let's ask!
Yes!
What is your favorite food?
Hamburg steaks!
Wow!
What is your favorite girl?
No one!
No one?
Really?
There's definitely no one.
It's kind of hard.
Let's see what King can do.
Using this software where you can learn typing techniques in a game format,
we'll check your ability.
We'll evaluate your input speed with A, B, C, D, E and S in 6 stages.
Will he be able to show us his speed?
First of all, let's see how fast Takuya is using this game.
Here we go.
Can you type?
He's fast!
In about 0.6 seconds, he typed in two words.
He's fast.
Beat ten enemies.
He's fast.
He's fast!
Here we go!
There are a lot of cool words.
Like "stress".
It's also good for learning words.
I see.
Training mode is over.
Do you all use a computer?
We learned it at school.
You learned it at school?
I learned it at school.
When I was in elementary school, I had a computer as a friend.
It's different now, right?
Now I can go out properly.
That's right. You have a lot of friends.
That's good.
Now, it's time for the King vs. King match!
Before that, let's learn the basics of typing.
Everyone, put out your index fingers.
Let's put out our index fingers.
Yes.
If you look at the keyboard as it is, do you see where it's bulging in the middle?
Huh? In the middle?
It's in the middle.
It's where "f" and "j" are.
"f" and "j"
It's bulging, isn't it?
It's bulging.
This is the position of the index finger.
Yes, yes, yes.
Huh?
The position of the index finger is...
Yes, the position of the index finger is "f" and "j".
"f" and "j"
By taking this home position, there will be no waste in finger movement.
Now that you've learned the basics of typing, it's finally time for the King vs. King match!
This time, one representative from each member will challenge the King.
In the preliminary round, we will compete on how many sentences can be entered in a limited amount of time.
However, there will be sentences that are likely to be misinterpreted, so pay attention!
First, Michishige will challenge because her computer was her friend!
Here I go!
Ready...
Start!
behack
Yes.
Make it simple.
"behack"?
No, you can't do that.
You can't do that?
You can't do that.
Wait a minute!
behack
That's mean!
No, it's "behack".
It's not.
Wait, wait, wait!
It's embarrassing!
You're all mean!
Oh, that's good! I see!
Yes.
Yes, here I go.
Next!
minna no guchi
"minna no guchi"?
"minna no guchi"!
That's right!
"no guchi" means "don't look at me".
This is for all of you.
Can we?
Of course!
chiku... rikujou
15 seconds!
"chiku... rikujou" competition...
"chiku rikujou" competition...
It's starting pretty well, this competition!
7...
5 seconds!
Wait, wait, wait!
4...
3...
2...
No, no, no!
1...
Time's up!
Next up, Mitsy, Rinrin and Gaki will be challenged to switch roles.
As you can see, their results are...
And they will be joined by...
Tanaka Reina, who doesn't know her abilities well, will she be able to win the challenge?
Time's up!
3... 2... Go for it!
Reina, you're late.
I'm late.
You're late!
I'm late! Reina, you can do it!
Okay, you're done. Let's continue.
It's not "?"
Oh, it's not "?" I see.
"Eye". "Eye with hair cut". No, it's "?" It's a dot.
While pressing shift...
It's a dot.
While pressing shift...
It's a dot.
What?!
While pressing shift...
Where is it?
Don't move it!
Don't move the keyboard!
It's not "hey" here.
It's not "hey" with hair cut!
It's not "ha"! Don't move it!
Don't move it! It's not that high of a score!
Where is it?!
"Question", "question", it's not "ha"!
It's not "ha" with hair cut!
It's not "ha"!
"Question"...
Why?!
Time's up!
What is this?!
"Question" didn't come up at all in the beginning of "cutting hair".
What should we do?
What's wrong?!
Don't lift it up!
While pressing "shift", press the "eyes" key at the bottom.
While pressing "shift"...
See, it came up!
Yes, it came up.
No, you don't have to do it like that!
It's not a mystery, it's not a mystery!
You know it, right?!
And so, the one who challenges King is...
Sayumi Michishige!
"Question" is...
"Morning Musume"'s 34th single...
"Happy to all women"'s lyrics!
If you start typing at the same time...
And finish typing faster until the end, you win!
However!
As a handicap, Michishige will start with the second chorus!
King will have a handicap of 200 characters or more...
And will have to compete in this state!
King! How are you feeling right now?!
Fast!
Fast and what a feeling of "turn"!
Are you confident of winning?!
Are you confident in speaking so little?!
Yes!
Now, Michishige-san!
How are you feeling?!
I'm confident!
You're huge!
This size is stupid!
"Nununu"!
It said "nununu" so...
Ah, I see, it...
It's all messed up now, but...
I see...
Yes!
Will they be able to win?!
And now...
Battle...
Start!
It's already starting!
Wait! Wait!
It's fast!
Wait!
King, look at this!
King, look at how fast it is!
Right? It's fast!
It's a B-signal!
It's stupid! It's stupid!
It's stupid!
This is an amazing match!
It's coming!
Wait a minute! We're starting to see it!
Gaku-san, you're not making a mistake, are you?
Gaku-san, you're singing!
I can sing!
You're fast!
No, I'm faster than singing!
Ah! She pulled it off!
She pulled it off! She can't do it anymore!
She can't do it anymore at this stage!
Shige-san, I don't know why, but it's getting longer from somewhere!
You can't do it anymore!
It's over!
Is it over?
It might be over!
Look at her speed!
This is the last one!
I told you!
Yes!
You can do it!
Yes!
You can do it!
It's over!
The winner is...
King!
She's fast!
So, King, how did you feel fighting?
I'm in good condition.
I see.
How did you feel fighting?
It's big.
Anyway...
It's frustrating.
I don't feel frustrated at all.
It's frustrating.
A reward for the king who won.
This time, eat this special sweet.
It looks delicious.
It's amazing.
It looks delicious.
How is it?
It's delicious.
King was able to say his feelings so honestly.
I'm glad.
It's amazing.
It's delicious.
Next is this.
Children's gourmet purifier.
This gourmet kids will introduce the recommended menu.
What kind of kids are there?
Ah!
Somehow...
It's amazing.
Hello.
I'm a junior high school entertainer, Nikukyu.
I'm glad.
That's why today's gourmet kids are children's entertainer, Nikukyu.
It looks like you'll make me laugh right away.
Everyone, take my attack!
Baby's eye attack.
Ah!
It's like this.
This is what an entertainer does.
That's right.
Somehow...
I don't know what it means at all.
But somehow...
It's interesting.
Yes, yes, yes.
What Nikukyu will recommend is...
A Chinese specialty store with particular dishes using high-class ingredients...
Harden Tai Store.
What is the recommended dish this time?
The food is here!
Beijing duck!
So, the recommended dish this time is Beijing duck, the king of high-class Chinese cuisine.
It is a proud dish cooked with a lot of effort and fresh ingredients delivered from farm to farm.
The skin of the chicken and juicy fat play an exquisite harmony.
Wow, it looks delicious!
Thank you for the meal!
Enjoy!
Change the flavor, okay?
Wow, it looks delicious!
It looks delicious!
I'm hungry, too!
It's delicious!
It's two letters! It's super two letters!
I want to eat it!
Now, in order to aim for a high-class Beijing duck, the cleaning game starts!
This time, too, we have this mysterious man!
He is a professional joker user!
The rules are simple.
Shuffler will keep shuffling three cards with one joker in them.
Don't worry, we don't use magic tricks or tricks.
Now, everyone in front of the TV, do your best and chase with your eyes!
Let's catch them!
We did it!
I don't know anymore.
Me neither.
My eyes were shaking.
I don't know anymore.
Wait a minute.
I don't know anymore.
This is more difficult than last time.
I know this.
I don't know anymore.
5 seconds left.
I don't know anymore.
What did you do?
I don't know anymore.
Who will be the joker?
Me!
Show me your cards.
Who chose the joker?
Open your cards one by one.
Open your cards.
What will happen?
I don't know anymore.
So,
Ai can't eat Beijing duck.
The two who won
can eat Beijing duck.
How is it?
It's perfect.
Finally.
I'm going to swim.
Here you are.
What is it?
What is this bread?
I don't know who made it.
But you left it for me.
"Morning Musume" and popular anime "Kirarebo" are collaborating.
"Kirarebo" is a success story aiming for ordinary girls like Kirari Tsukishima and top idols.
The main character is Kirari's pet, Naa-san, who is a super cat.
The members will design Naa-san's pet cat.
The viewers are asking for Naa-san's name.
Last time, members designed Naa-san's pet cat...
and submitted illustrations for "Shougakugan Production".
Finally, Naa-san's pet cat will be decided by "Morning Musume".
Naa-san's pet cat will be chosen by...
I'm a little nervous.
Who will be chosen?
Before announcing it...
Kirarin Revolution Official Shop's Popular Products Best 5 will be introduced!
Kirarin Revolution Official Shop is also very popular with children!
There are more than 200 types of goods!
Among those goods, we will introduce the Popular Products Best 5!
Surprising goods will appear!
In 5th place is...
Towels!
Kirarevo's characters are full of face towels!
Naa-san is also full of them!
In 4th place is...
Kirarin Codecolon!
In the set, there is a scent suitable for magic.
You can coordinate and carry it around as you wish.
It's a popular secret among girls!
In 3rd place is...
In 4th place is...
Happy Idol Life!
You can collect cards and play dance games.
You can have various Kirari experiences!
In 2nd place is...
Kirari Murphy Card!
This one features a transparent card.
By stacking up cards, you can enjoy various coordination.
Girls' hearts will be captured!
It's finally in 1st place!
It's Kirari's special crepe!
This is Kirarin Berry Best!
In the ice crepe, there is berry sauce!
Now, girls!
Yes!
Among Naa-san's enemies you drew,
one cat will be chosen today!
Yes!
Kirari-san, how do you feel right now?
I'm very excited about what kind of girl will be chosen for NASA!
You're getting used to it, aren't you?
It's not like that!
Earlier, earlier!
It's about time you went into Kirari-chan mode!
The announcement has finally arrived!
It's here!
It's in there like that?
Yes, it's in there!
I see, I see!
I'm excited! I'm excited!
Who's confident?
Me!
Amazing!
Who will NASA's enemy cat choose?
NASA's enemy cat has chosen...
I'm a little nervous.
Ishige-san!
Wait a minute!
Wait, wait, wait!
It's not something wrong!
Are you okay?
Huh?!
Wow!
It's so cute!
I'm sure there's more than this!
What are you saying?!
Eh, really?!
Shige-san, how do you feel right now?
How do you feel?
Right now, I'm really...
My heart is pounding.
Heart!
Shige-san, it's "heart"!
No, it's not "heart"!
Naa-san's enemy cat has been decided as Shige- san's cat!
Everyone did their best, so...
Yes.
From now on...
I'm going to ask the other members too.
I see!
Wow!
Even from this development, we can't take our eyes off of it!
We're recruiting Naa-san's enemy cat!
For more information, please visit the show's homepage!
The deadline is near! We're waiting for your applications!
As long as you're alive, even if you're full of doubts
With a loud voice, do your best, do your best (do your best)
Our life will never stop
So let's sing an endless song
Pierce through the upside down path
It's okay if you can't get out of it
Even if you don't want to, I love you, my darling
Because I'm the real me
Tell me what you want to say
I'm stepping forward
I'm getting closer to my dream
I'm the real me
Come out and hide yourself
Don't hide (don't hide)
Oh yeah (oh yeah)
Right now
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Something begins from a place with nothing.
You want to hold me, don't you? You want to run to that dream, don't you?
Stupid bastard! Tell me what you really want to say.
I'm going to bite you. I'm getting closer to my dream.
Come out of this room, your real self. Don't hide it.
Oh! Yeah! Oh! Yeah! Right now!
I will definitely win!
On Tuesdays and Wednesdays, the two of them will participate in "Lying Kitchen".
The first dish they will be eating is...
It's really delicious!
Will the members be able to see through their lies?
Look forward to it!
[Lying Kitchen]