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This spring, "Morning Musume." and the popular anime "Kirarin Revolution."
Will work together!
At the end of the show, we have an important announcement!
Don't miss it!
Now, I'm going to tell you a lie again today!
A can that doesn't sell is always mine!
"Girls' Lies." Have you seen it before?
It smells like romance!
Hello, everyone! I'm 14-year-old idol Kiyary Tsushima!
I'm collaborating with the popular anime "Kirarin Revolution."
The collaboration content you're interested in will be announced at the end of the show!
A harmonious kingdom somewhere in the world...
What will Akachin Kokunou and "Morning Musume." do today?
Now, let's go!
Tear apart the members' lies! "Lie Queen."
This week, we're going to...
Lie again!
And now...
We're going to invite a guest who will tear apart today's lies!
It's Kaba-san!
You called me "Gama-san," didn't you?
Yay! Because you're a guest!
I'm "Chan."
Even "Kaba-chan" is my stage name.
Nice to meet you.
Today's opponent is Kaba-chan-san.
Their battle theme is...
Let's start with this one, which is very popular.
Yes, not only oden cans with Akihabara specialty oden in them...
...but also ramen cans, yakitori cans, and even udon cans.
There are many kinds of cans.
So...
This time, we're going to lie with funny cans that don't seem like they exist.
One person will introduce a completely fake can.
Who is the liar?
Everyone, please guess who it is.
Will Kaba-chan be able to see through a fake can without being fooled?
Let's go!
Let's...
Liar!
First of all, one by one...
...show us what kind of can it is and announce it!
Let's start with Tanaka.
Explain what kind of can it is.
Okay!
Let me say one thing.
Since today's guest is Kaba-chan...
...I have confidence in her.
What's with that?!
What do you mean by "since today's guest is Kaba- chan"?
Okay, I'll say it.
Okay.
The can I'm introducing is...
...this one!
Ta-dah!
It's a trial can.
It's a failure!
Tanaka!
It's a failure!
That's weird. A can of cans is a can of cans, right?
I see.
Isn't it too much?
Suspicious!
No, no, no, no, this is a can with a cloth in it.
There's a cloth in it?
Yes.
I see.
It says "shioso shikoyuyo"
You managed to read it. You barely managed to read it.
Well, I was told to read it.
I see. Thank you very much.
It says "shikoyuyoyo" and so on, but you don't know what's going to come out until you open it.
That's obvious, but...
Oh, should we ask for a price or something?
Should we ask for a price?
How much is it?
Wait a minute! I...
Do I have to answer?
It's about... about how much it is.
Oh, I see. If there's a towel in that can, it's about 600 yen, right?
No, no, no.
714 yen.
That's too cheap!
You made a good number, Kabo-chan.
That's too cheap!
By the way, who buys it?
Hey, no comment.
What?! No comment?!
No comment.
You're an idol, aren't you?
You know, while I've lived my life, all idols are liars.
I see.
This is a little...
I see.
I somehow understood it.
You understood it?
I understood it.
Okay, moving on to number two.
Yes.
Should we go with Rinri?
Yes!
Dun-dun-dun-dun!
Here it is!
Yes, it's a mushroom can.
Mushroom can? What kind of can is it?
Um, I don't really have anything to explain about it.
What do you mean you don't?!
Why don't you introduce it yourself?
You don't have anything about it?
She doesn't have anything about this can.
When you say "mushroom can", you mean Hokkaido, right?
Yes.
Is it something you can buy in Hokkaido?
Yes, it might be.
"It might be"?!
Inside of it, there is "roman".
"Roman" inside of it...
It stinks!
Shall we move on to number three?
Yes!
Here it is!
Ta-dah!
It's a hot spring can!
This can is special in that you can heat it up and enjoy the hot spring atmosphere.
But, even though you want to go into the hot spring, it's not enough, is it?
That's right.
So, in order to enjoy the hot spring atmosphere, they put all of them in this small can.
Wait a minute.
Can you enjoy the hot spring atmosphere in that small can?
Yes!
You can enjoy it quite a lot.
Why is that?
There are various ways of making it.
It's written on the back of the can.
Oh, you're right!
I want to try it later.
I understand.
I see.
This is very reliable.
It is.
Let's move on.
Please look forward to it.
Shige-san!
The product that I will introduce is...
this one!
Ta-dah!
It's "shinjukan"!
"shinjukan"?
Yes!
"shinjukan"!
Inside of it, there is something called "akoyagai".
When you open it, you can see a shining pearl inside of it.
It's perfect for you, Kaba-chan!
That's right!
Oh, by the way...
That's right!
And inside of it, there is one white, beige, pink, purple and black pearl!
I see!
It's a water-soluble pearl!
It's a fresh pearl!
It's fresh!
It's a fresh pearl!
By the way...
If you were selling pearls, would you like to buy it?
I would like to buy it!
It's said that wishes come true depending on the colour of the pearl.
It's also different depending on the colour of the pearl.
Oh, so there is a meaning behind it.
That's right!
That's why I'm looking forward to it.
I see!
If you were selling pearls, would you like to buy it?
I would like it!
Looking at them now, they all look fake.
But at first glance, what do you think of them?
The second one is definitely suspicious.
I see!
Yes!
This weird one!
It's a mushroom-shaped Kirikan.
Yes!
Let me see...
Tanaka-chan and Gacky-chan's...
Five!
Hmm...
Either of them is suspicious.
I think there is a fourth one.
I see!
Other than Shige-san, who sells pearls, Kaba-chan seems to be lying.
Who is the liar?
Now, let's open the can and check what's inside!
Let's start with Tanaka!
Yes!
That's what's inside, right?
Oh, that's amazing!
It's like this.
Ah!
I don't want to dance like a caterpillar.
What? A caterpillar?
Sorry, where?
I'll say "fart"!
I see!
What should I say?
That's it! That's it!
I'll say "fart"!
You're not happy that you said "fart", are you?
Something like that.
I understand.
Next, number two!
Yes!
If you open this...
It'll run away, won't it?
Yes!
Since there's a lot inside, if you open it, it'll disappear.
I don't like that!
I see!
I'll open it!
Can you do it?
Yes!
Shouldn't you open it first?
That's right!
It's rare for you to open it like that, isn't it?
Yes!
Let's hurry and open it!
It's running away!
The fog!
She's really reacting!
I don't like the fog!
It's coming!
The smell is...
What is it like?
Take a look!
It's sweet!
Is it sour?
I see!
There's a lot in it!
I see!
- Is it suspicious? - Yes, it is.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Next, number 3, Gaki.
There is a way of making it, but first you put it on the back and open it and push this part.
- Is it okay? - Yes, it's okay.
- Push it and close it. - Push it.
- Then you wait for 10 seconds. - 10 seconds.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
Then you heat it up by raising this price range.
- Raise and lower it. - Yes.
- When it gets warm, you open the lid. - Yes, it's getting warm.
Yes, it's getting warm.
When it gets warm like this, you open the lid a little bit to release steam.
Then you wait for 5 minutes and...
- Is it okay now? - Yes, it's okay.
- Can I touch it? - Oh, it's steaming!
- It's steaming! - Can I touch it?
- Is it okay for me to go closer?
- It's quite hot. - Be careful, it's burnt.
Oh, it's true.
- How is it? - Can I touch it?
It's a little hot now.
- What about the smell? - Yes, the smell.
- I feel like it's not like a hot spring. - I see.
It's a hot spring from Kumotori Hot Spring in Wakayama Prefecture.
- I see. - I see.
What kind of people buy it?
The people who came to the hot spring sell the contents of the hot spring, don't they?
- I see. - But it's not like that.
Many people buy it as a souvenir because it's interesting.
- I see. - I see.
- How much is it? - How much do you think it is?
- Again? - Let's guess. - Let's guess it at the end. - Let's guess it here.
- Well, it's about 600 yen. - Oh, it's close. It's 630 yen.
- Oh, it's close. - It's quite close, isn't it? - It's close.
- Somehow. - Yes.
- But it's suspicious. - I see.
- Next, No. 4, Michie. - Yes, please.
- I'd like to open it. - Yes.
- This is pearl, isn't it? - Yes.
- It has shellfish in it. - Yes.
- It's not enough water. - Is water in it? - Yes, it is.
- What about the pearl? - Oh, it's true. - It's amazing. - Is there shellfish in it?
- It's amazing.
- Is it alive? - Is it alive?
- Is it alive in this shellfish? - It's ignored. - It's ignored. - It's ignored.
- It's ignored because it's too focused. - Please show me.
- Oh, it's true. - It smells.
- Does it smell bad? - Yes.
- Please smell it. - It smells terrible. - It smells terrible.
- It's real. - No way! - Is there shellfish in it? - Yes! - I see.
- What color is it? - It's white. - White? - White is a symbol of wisdom.
- Wow! - It's cute. - I see. - I see. - I see. - I see. - I see. - It's amazing.
- I'm learning math these days. - I'm learning math these days.
- Calculation. - I started with math for elementary school.
- I'm getting the wisdom. - You're getting the wisdom.
- Oh, you're right. - It's really cute. - I see.
- It's really cute. - It's a cute size, isn't it? - It's cute. - It's cute.
- This has a dream, doesn't it? - It has a dream.
- How about number four? - Number four...
- It looks possible. - I see.
- Kao-chan, this time, I'll give you one more thing. - Yes.
- Can I look at it up close? - Yes.
- Which one would you like? - I have to choose one. - Just one.
I see.
I think this will be a good hint.
Are you ready? Number 2.
Number 2.
I see. Please look at it closely.
You can't touch it.
Okay.
I don't think you can touch it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
It's super close, isn't it?
Yes.
You know, there's a label like this, isn't there?
Yes.
I got it!
You got it!
I got it!
Did you get it now?
You got it!
You don't think I'm doing it for free, do you?
I finally got it!
Did you get it?
I got it!
Well, let's have you judge it now!
Yes.
Kaba-chan is confident.
Who is lying?
Is it Reina-chan, a judge in handkerchiefs?
Is it only air inside?
Is it Rinrin-kan, a fogger in Mashoukou?
Is it Kako-kan in Goku-nin?
Is it Gaki-san, a hot spring can?
Or is it Shige-san, a pearl can with a whole shell in it?
Did you know who was lying?
Now, please answer who is suspicious!
Yes.
No. 2...
Rinrin!
Yes!
A fogger in Mashoukou!
I don't think this is a lie!
You don't think this is a lie?
Yes!
It's true that this novel is full of lies.
Is it full of lies?
It's full of lies!
It's free of charge!
It seems like you have a dream of paying for something you can't see,
but is it really necessary?
I see!
Can you answer No. 2?
So No. 2, Rinrin, is a fake!
Yes! I think it's a fake!
It's true that there's no can in it.
That's a lie!
Is it a real one or a fake one?
Team, please give us your answer!
It's a real one!
Really?
Unfortunately, Morning Musume. has won!
That's why I don't like idols.
Oh my, this Mashuko's Kirikan is genuine.
It's sold at a souvenir shop near Mashuko's.
It's 210 yen for one.
Gaba-chan, you've been fooled.
By the way, which one do you think is suspicious?
Wait a minute!
Number 3?
Number 3!
I see.
Huh?
Then can you announce whether number 3 is genuine or not?
Go ahead!
Number 3!
It's this one!
I knew it!
What a shame!
You can only buy a hot spring at Medama-no-oyaji.
So, the other two are genuine.
The judge's office has sold this idea product at a grocery store.
There are four kinds of hand-woven clothes inside.
I can't tell until I open it. I can't wait!
You can also find new baths at this discount shop.
The price varies from shop to shop, so check it out!
When you open the lid, you can see the real Aqua Gai!
I can't wait to see what color it will be!
It comes with a pendant and can also be used as a handmade accessory.
To be honest, I had trouble deciding between No. 2 and No. 3 at first.
As I said earlier, you can't use cloudy baths because they smell like sulfur.
I didn't know what to do about it.
But I made up my mind and decided to use it.
You're going to use it?
You're lying!
By the way, you can't use cloudy baths because they smell like sulfur.
So you were wrong about that too.
Not your head, but your face!
This time, it's girls' victory!
We're going to collaborate with celebrities and share our ideas with the world!
That's great!
We're collaborating with children's favorite anime, Kirarin Revolution!
Are you ready?
Right now, children's favorite anime, Kirarin Revolution!
Even elementary school students love it!
It's especially popular with girls!
Many related goods are also on sale.
Some of them are already sold out!
Among them, there's a card game called "Kurkira Card".
It's very popular with children!
More than 36 million copies!
That's about 10 girls in elementary school all over the country!
And the more official shops there are, the more popular it gets!
Kirarin's Favorite Anime
I love you, Kirari.
This time, girls designed the original characters for the popular anime "Kirarin Revolution"!
In addition...
...we'll be collecting names from our viewers!
More details will be announced later!
Now, for beginners of "Kirarin Revolution"...
...someone will tell you what's special about them!
And now, please welcome...
...the protagonist of "Kirarin Revolution"...
...Ms. Kirari Tsukishima!
Hello, everyone!
I'm Kirari Tsukishima, and I'm a 14-year-old idol!
I'm Koharu Kusumi!
Koharu is my boyfriend!
The protagonist of "Kirarin Revolution"...
...Ms. Kirari Tsukishima...
...is...
...the Morning Musume. member, Koharu Kusumi!
She's used to being Kirari today!
She was in the dressing room earlier!
She said "yes" earlier!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
It's a little awkward!
Now, I will announce three highlights of KIRARI's next KIRARIN REVOLUTION!
First, the highlight of KIRARI REVOLUTION!
One! One! One!
One is... Ta-dah!
I'm aiming to be a top idol!
I see!
Tsukishima KIRARI, who was an ordinary girl,
has a success story aiming to be a top idol!
KIRARI, who has experienced various jobs and is growing up,
has a firm grasp of girls' hearts in front of the TV!
The second highlight!
The second one is good, KIRARI!
Ta-dah!
What will happen?
What will happen to KIRARI's love life?
You're in love!
Are you in love?
KIRARI and the same agency's idol unit,
SIPS' KIROTO and SEIJI,
will you get excited when you're with them?
Which one do you like now?
In the meantime...
I forgive you!
I see!
The last one!
Yes, yes, I have a question!
Yes!
Can I fall in love with SEIJI, too?
You can't!
You can't! You can't do that!
Shige-san, your face!
You're getting too serious!
Your face is the problem!
I'm in trouble!
You can't fall in love with him yet!
You can't fall in love with KIRARI-san yet!
The most attractive three!
She has only had one or two and now she has three!
That's KIRARI for you!
Ta-dah!
They're so cute!
Most of the characters in the anime have pets.
Their cute characters catch the hearts of fans.
Kirari's pet, Naa-san, is a super cat that can do anything and is very popular with children.
The goods of such pets are also very popular and there are many children who have them in their class.
Naa-san, the cat, is just as popular as the protagonist, Kirari.
Pets with rich personalities are very active!
This is also one of the reasons why Kirarin Revolution is so popular!
Finally, we will announce the collaboration content with the very popular anime, Kirarin Revolution!
This time it's Kirarin Revolution's Naa-san's enemy cat!
Think about it!
It will actually be broadcasted in the anime!
Really?
It's true!
Well, only one person will be chosen.
I want to do my best!
Morning Musume has designed a cat character that will appear in the anime as Kirari's pet, Naa- san's enemy.
It will actually be broadcasted in the anime!
Furthermore...
From everyone in front of the TV...
We are recruiting Naa-san's enemy cat's name!
So you can collaborate with everyone in front of the TV?
We will collaborate!
Wow!
Viewers, we have a big request for your enemy cat's name!
The name you came up with will be used in the anime!
Right now, Morning Musume. is designing and planning a cat's character.
We will now start recruiting for that name!
If you apply by handwriting, please enter your name, age, address, and phone number, as well as the address you see here.
If you apply by computer, please visit the show's homepage!
We look forward to receiving many applications from you!
Next time on Haromu, a genius table tennis girl appears!
Superplay continues, and Momusu goes berserk!
A miracle happens with a total of seven people! Look forward to it!
A miracle happens with a total of seven people!
Superplay continues, and Momusu goes berserk!