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Today's Halomony is "Lying Queen".
"Lying Queen" is like sweets.
I don't think it will change at all.
But still, it's important with Ms. Kanako.
After this, soon...
Halomony Kingdom is somewhere in the world.
Akachin King and the animal girls...
What will they do and play today?
Now, let's go!
Now, "Lying Queen" has begun!
Are you excited today?
We are excited!
It's a good feeling.
Now, now...
Rinri, you are always with Junjun.
Are you okay alone today?
Yes, it's perfect!
It's good!
Recently, I have this hand.
It's an unexpected hand movement, isn't it?
Now, now...
Today's guest is...
Ms. Kanako Yanagihara!
She is a member of "Morning Musume".
It's Ms. Usa-chan!
Usa-chan's pin is taken!
She is the most excited guest so far.
I'm surprised, too.
Ms. Yanagihara has the same physique as me.
What?
Me.
You got angry at once!
Ms. Yanagihara, have you ever been with other members?
No, I haven't!
It's your first time, isn't it?
Yes, it's my first time.
She came to see our concert.
Oh, my!
I went.
I was wearing a "tour" T-shirt.
I was wearing a backpack of goods.
Do you like Ms. Yanagihara that much?
I love her!
Was she barefaced?
She was almost barefaced.
Was she barefaced?
She wasn't like "oh, my!"
She looked like a 5-year-old to me.
Your skin is so smooth.
Now, this time, the loser will have to do a reckless impersonation, so do your best!
No, really, don't do it.
If I lose, do I have to do it too?
Of course you do.
That's right.
Aren't you going to let her do it?
No, I don't want to do it for real.
Now, with a penalty game, the battle against Kanako Yanaihara starts!
This time, we'll lie with sweets that look and taste completely different!
Out of the four of us, three of us will introduce sweets that are sweet when you eat them, and only one of us will lie with fake sweets made by the staff.
Will we be able to see through Morning Musume.'s lies?
Let's go!
Let's Liar!
First up is the introduction of sweets.
They all look like sweets to me.
These are the sweets I will introduce you.
Takoyaki-like cream puffs.
They look like takoyaki, but the taste is like cream puffs.
When I was eating takoyaki at night, I thought I could make cream puffs.
Sometimes I heat it up in the microwave and make cream puffs.
You overcooked it.
Yes, I overcooked it.
I see.
What is on top of it?
The green one is green tea.
It looks delicious.
The one that looks like katsuobushi is chocolate.
Chocolate.
It looks delicious.
How much is it for one of them?
It's 525 yen for one of them.
It's quite cheap.
It's 525 yen for a lot of volume.
I see.
It looks like a real one.
Does it look like a real one?
The second one is...
These are the sweets that Reina will introduce you.
Ta-da!
Omelet-like strawberry mousse cake.
It looks delicious.
It looks like it was made for the strawberry festival.
There is a sauce for it.
It's strawberry jam.
Is it strawberry jam?
Isn't it amazing?
Yes, it is.
What is the yellow one?
It's an egg.
A sweet egg.
Do eggs and strawberries go well together?
They do.
This is a surprising combination.
It's surprising, isn't it?
Yes.
All right.
You can ask questions now.
Do eggs and strawberries go well together?
You seem to be quite concerned about it.
Look, it's a person's preference.
So, if you make it, you'll say, "Oh, my God, it goes well."
But, oh, I see.
Pudding and eggs are the raw materials.
Look.
It's true.
Look.
It goes well with pudding.
This one.
Now, let's move on to number three, RinRin.
Here are the sweets I will introduce.
Ta-da!
If you say it like that, your neighbor will call you, so it's all right.
As usual, RinRin likes...
Pudding.
Yes.
Didn't you know you liked it?
Grilled chicken!
No, it's not.
It's mitarashi dango!
I see, I see.
It's not grilled chicken, it's mitarashi dango!
I see.
About this...
I don't have anything to explain.
Oh, so there's such a thing!
Then, next, last!
Is that really all?
No, it's really only that.
I'm in charge of sound effects.
Oh, you're in charge of sound effects, right?
Yes.
I'm an expert in sound effects.
Then, last one.
Shige-san!
The sweets that Shige will introduce are...
These!
Ta-dah!
Soba-like manju!
Yes!
Looks delicious!
I say "manju", but...
Well, it's like Japanese sweets, but...
It's made of chestnuts and white bean paste...
It's made of soba-like...
Japanese sweets.
Is it in noodles?
It's in noodles, it's in noodles.
How much is that?
This is...
Four of them...
500 yen.
Four of them for 500 yen?
Yes.
4 yen?!
500...
Including tax.
Including tax, it's 500 yen.
500 and 4 yen.
Yes.
Four of them.
One of them is 756 yen.
756 yen.
But you can make anything out of powder, right?
You can make it sweet, too, right?
That's right.
I see.
Yes.
Is it okay?
Who do you think is suspicious about all of this?
High school girls in Sobu Line.
Oh...
Oh, that's nice.
Yeah, like...
Rinrin doesn't say anything, so...
Like...
Is it Rinrin?
Rinrin.
I see.
But you didn't say the reason.
Yeah, I didn't say much about it.
I thought it was suspicious.
I see, I see, I see.
By the way, Anagihara-san, have you ever been deceived by your looks?
Been deceived?!
Yes.
Well, but what I've always been deceived by is...
...the concept of men who say they're big because they're fat.
That's what I've always been deceived by.
I see.
Is it different?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you take it off, it's like an A-cup.
I only look at that part, though.
Hey...
Next up, tasting.
Pay attention to their expressions.
You might know it's a lie.
First up is Gack-san's Takoyaki Soccresssue Cream.
Okay!
I'll eat it now.
Looks good.
Okay, I'll eat it now.
This is really big.
This is less than 525 yen.
It's cheap.
It's cheap, right?
I'll eat it now!
It's matcha and chocolate, right?
That's right.
Matcha and chocolate...
I'll eat it now!
No, wait, it came out of the inside just now, but...
I don't know if it's a takoyaki "bouge" or a custard cream "bouge" or whatever it is!
But it's delicious, isn't it?
Well, shall we continue?
No. 2, Tanaka.
Strawberry-flavored mousse cake that looks like an omelet rice cake.
Yes!
Well, it's not like you're going to look at it in detail, but I'm going to eat it.
You're like that when you're in elementary school.
The kind of girl who hides her lunch box.
Make sure you can't see the inside.
Make sure you can't see it. If you can see it, it's a little easier to understand, isn't it?
Don't do it, Hana-san! Your face! Your face is going to look bad!
Don't do it, Hana-san!
Oh, what does this mean?
It's like watching a traditional entertainment show.
How is it?
I see. Well...
No. 3.
Rinri.
Yes, yes.
Let's eat.
Thank you for the food.
You don't have to hide your lunch box.
You can see it well, can't you?
You're hiding it.
It's perfect!
It's perfect, isn't it?
It's perfect.
Okay, last one.
Shige-san!
Strawberry-flavored mousse cake that looks like an omelet rice cake.
It's very sweet and delicious.
It's autumn, isn't it?
It tastes just like autumn.
I'm getting a little suspicious.
Try another one.
Is that seaweed on top of it?
It looks like seaweed.
It's a chocolate-thin slice of chocolate.
This is black sesame paste.
It's sprinkled on top of it.
Black sesame seeds look delicious.
They go well together.
I'm getting a little suspicious.
I hope they give it back to me with black sesame seeds.
We've had them try all of them.
How about you, Ms. Yanagihara?
Do you think they're lying?
I can't decide.
Ms. Rena!
Ms. Shige, I'm getting a little suspicious.
Are you?
Ms. Gaki, I'm getting a little suspicious, too.
This is really delicious.
Ms. Yanagihara, who said that only three people were suspicious, except for Rinrin,
decided to find out if they were lying in a psychological game.
If a shop assistant recommends clothes you don't like, will you say no?
If you say no like that, you'll find out if you're lying or not!
If you want to say no right away but pretend you're lost, you're 100% lying.
You're a typical liar.
If you say why you're lying first and then say no, I don't think you'll lie if you have to.
You're 70% lying.
First you say no and then you say why you're lying, you're not good at lying and you're 30% lying.
You say no and then you say why you're lying, you're too honest and you're 0% lying.
Let's see how Morning Musume. is lying.
The first customer is Gaki.
Welcome!
What are you looking for?
How about this hair? It's red and sparkly, what do you think of it?
I don't usually wear red so I like soft colors.
Is this okay?
Understood! Put it back.
We'll be waiting for you again!
I see!
You know what it is right?
That's what Gaki says.
She definitely knows what it is!
Next up is Bella.
Like this?
Or a shirt and a dress?
I don't really wear shirts either.
Do you have anything else?
Wait a minute!
It looks like you're shopping normally. Are you okay?
I understand.
I'm sorry, that's all we have for you today.
I'll come back next time.
Thank you!
We'll be waiting for you!
Wait a minute! What are you worried about?
Four patterns is pretty tough.
That's right.
By the way, what about you, Rinrin?
Do you have any other recommended products?
Wait a minute! You're like that too, right?
I see!
The last one is Shimizu-san.
Do you like it?
Yes, I do.
Do you usually wear earrings like this?
No, I don't.
Do you usually wear earrings like this?
Yes, I do.
Do you usually wear earrings like this?
Yes, I do.
I put it aside for a while, but do you usually wear earrings like this?
Yes, I do.
Thank you very much.
I see.
How about a yellow one-piece dress?
I think it's a little too mature.
Do you not need it?
I'll go to the store and come back at the end.
Okay, I'll put it back for you.
Thank you very much.
Did you understand anything?
Yes, I did.
Gaki, who refused after saying the reason first, is a liar 70%.
The other three are 100% liars who pretend to be lost and confuse others.
Oh, my God!
That means...
That means you're all liars!
All four of you are liars!
That's right!
It was just a joke time.
That's right.
Finally, if you're curious, please eat it.
If you're curious, please eat it.
What should I do?
First of all, Shige-san and...
Then...
Rena-chan!
Let's start with Tanaka.
I got it!
I can't show you.
Is it good?
It's good.
I see.
Next, Chie-san.
This is wasabi.
What is it?
It's wasabi made of Uguishi-nabe.
It's very strong.
It's strong, isn't it?
It's strong.
I want it to be sweeter and more delicious, so I'll add wasabi.
Hmm!
Is it better with wasabi?
It's sweeter and more delicious.
The sweetness of the beans spreads well.
It's sweet, but does it go well?
It goes well.
I see.
This is delicious.
Shigi-san, try it again.
Can I add wasabi?
Add it.
I did it!
I'll eat it.
Are you from Yamaguchi? Do you eat fish roe?
I love it.
Is it like that?
Yes.
Is it sweet and rich?
I can't stop eating it.
All right!
Have you decided?
Yes!
I've decided!
Is the liar Gaki-san of Takoyaki cream?
Is it Reina-chan of Omelet Smoothie?
Is it Rinrin of Yakitori Mitarashi Dango?
Is it Shigi-san of Soba Sokkuri Manjuu?
What is Ms. Yanagihara's prediction?
All right!
Please tell me who is suspicious!
I'm worried about it.
I'm worried about it, too.
Is Shigi-san wrong?
Is No. 4 wrong?
No. 4 is wrong!
I see.
That means...
The liar is... 2's Reina-chan!
What's the reason?
Well...
She was hiding it twice.
And she always gets caught.
I see.
Now...
Will Tanakano be the real one or not?
I'll announce the answer!
Could it be...
Can I?
Unlike its appearance, its taste is sweet - Sokkuri Sweets
Out of the four, only one staff ate a fake Sokkuri Sweets and lied about its taste
Is it Gaki-san of Takoyaki Sokkuri Cream Soup?
Is it Reina-chan of Omurice Sokkuri Mousse?
Is it RinRin of Yakitori Sokkuri Midarashi Dango?
Or is it Shini-san of Soba Sokkuri Manjuu?
Please tell us who's suspicious!
The one lying is...
Number two, Reina-chan!
Now...
Will the Tanakano be real or fake?
I'll announce the answer!
The one lying is...
Unfortunately, it's Morning Musume.
We're so happy today!
We're so happy!
What kind of education is that?!
If you look at it, it's a mousse.
It's true!
I hid it.
That's right! What Reina-chan was eating is a well-known sweet!
The inside of the egg is a strawberry mousse!
What looks like ketchup is strawberry jam!
You fooled me well!
By the way, what did you think was suspicious in the second episode?
Number four!
Well, Shige-san was trying to give out a lot of information, but on the contrary it was suspicious!
I see!
Shige-san, what do you think, by the way?
Number four!
That's right!
Number four!
Well, it's five hundred and four yen!
That's right!
Shige-san, well done!
This is a fake sweets made by the staff!
The soba is soba!
Wasabi is also wasabi!
So, the takoyaki that Gaki-san was eating is also filled with custard cream!
It looks delicious, doesn't it?
Rinrin's yakitori is also filled with chewy mitarashi dumplings!
Unfortunately, it's not very popular and it's not on sale now.
Now, the fun penalty game!
The loser, Yanagihara-san, will do a reckless impersonation!
Osaka's old woman!
I've never done it before!
Now, Yanagihara-san will do Osaka's old woman!
Here you go!
See you next week!
Thank you very much!
I'm so happy!
This time, Morning Musume. won a great victory!
We did it!
Next time on "HAROMONI"...
With "UFO Catcher"...
We'll have a "gachinko" showdown!
With the "smoasher" technique they use all the time...
The girls are also very excited!
Reine-chan, you're crying all of a sudden!
What's wrong?
Today and tomorrow, for two days...
"Morning Musume." celebrates its 10th anniversary!
You can get these cute "HAROMONI" show original T-shirts...
And the "smoasher" that the girls are wearing!
And you can also see their bare faces...
On "HAROMONI" social media!
They all look so cool while they work!