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Good evening. This is Hamasuka House of...
It's time for "Game of Darkness."
We won't do that.
What is this? It's our first time doing this.
One person is posing in the dark.
Today, we have three baseball bears here with us!
Thank you!
Good evening!
It's been a while.
Thank you so much!
I heard you guys came to see me off.
Yes.
I'm happy that we can finally meet like this and that there are three of you.
Thank you so much!
Today's project is...
"Baseball Bear Koide's Project."
Our staff is amazing!
Episode Card Battle!
But...
It does have a Hamasuka-like feel to it.
At last year's Hamasuka's show event, we were thinking of a new project.
And Koide-san came up with one of the projects.
We wanted the event to be exciting.
We wanted it to be one of those things.
But we didn't say we wanted to do it.
We didn't say we'd do it.
That's right!
We gave everything back.
We said we'd come back.
We came back with everything we had.
It's a crazy show.
Koide will come out like...
And so, tonight's Hamasuka is...
Hamasuka Team and Bebobe Team will be separated.
Each team will fight with an episode of their own.
There will be six rounds in total.
In each round, each team will submit a card with an episode of their own.
Each team will talk about an episode and judge Morimoto-san will decide which episode was stronger.
Tama-san, Asuka-san and Bebobe-san don't know what's in your hand.
There will be cards that you don't know about.
So, think about when you're going to use them and fight!
Please discuss which card you're going to use.
It's only the first round.
The order is important, too.
Then, put me on the spot and set me up.
There's an official rule!
Okay, you two.
Card, open!
Here it is.
The rules are...
First of all, if you think the baseball player team is second-best field managers, you're out.
Sounds fun.
And then, if you think the Hamaska team is out of nowhere, you're out.
I'm curious about that!
I'd like to start with the baseball team.
Who brought up this episode?
Oh, it's you!
What did you talk about?
The second-best manager...
I have a lot of friends like that.
It's like...
It's like a hobby.
When we go to a festival or something like that,
more than us artists...
"Wow, this is... It's been a while."
"Wow, you're really into this stuff."
That's what they say.
And I'm like... "Huh?"
When I think of "someone" right now, it's like a group of sneaker fans who met at an off-site party.
What?! You're putting your face out there, too?!
One day, when Betholdera was heading to the venue for a festival performance in Tokyo, his game manager was driving.
And that day, his chief manager was driving.
"Oh, is he sleeping today?"
I feel like we need to be aware of that, too.
We couldn't ask him clearly about the venue.
And then, his outfit was different than usual.
He was wearing short sleeves and sandals.
And his game manager, Wasedack, came in.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
And he said, "There's a tent sauna set up at the festival."
Oh, I've heard of it. It happens sometimes at festivals.
"And I'm performing as a heat wave today."
What?!
What's with that?!
You're doing that while we don't know about it?!
I heard it's okay for a company.
I heard it's okay.
And...
He's too excited.
He's definitely getting excited for the first time.
Koukou Hamasuka Team Tarekomi Card.
One person only.
This card is for Saito-san's Tarekomi.
His manager gave it to him.
I'd like to announce it now.
He lost in the M-1 Grand Prix rematch as an MC.
After the end of the race, his manager went to pick him up.
On the contrary, Asuka-san left the race.
As a result, he had to go back to the waiting room alone.
"Oh no, oh no," he rushed back.
"Hey, there wasn't anyone there!"
"Punpun!"
That's what he said.
Hey, hey, hey!
His way of speaking was so cute.
Rather than being sorry, his cuteness won.
What's with that?!
There are more things you can't say!
What's with that?!
He must have been a little nervous.
His hair was the other way around, too.
His writing style is a little weird, but...
Am I right? I left on the correct route.
Oh, on the correct route.
So he was wrong, I see.
The other side was led to a different place, and I went to the opposite side.
Could it be that he fell for it?
Is that possible?
That's right.
Could it be that he fell for it?
I see.
Now, the result of the first round is...
Baseball Bear Team wins!
Yes!
I'm glad.
Set!
Now, Hamasuka Team will go first.
Set!
Let's say "duel" next.
No, no, it's not a duel!
Is that it?
Now, Iseni, open!
Duel!
I said it!
Baseball Bear Team is too young.
Rather, they are young.
For Hamasuka Team, it's a terrible trip.
Now, let's start with Hamasuka Team.
Asuka.
When I was still active, me and my ex-chief manager, including him, went to Paris for work.
We took good care of our wallets and sports.
But, our chief manager was surrounded by ugly women.
Suddenly.
All of a sudden.
He hit me in the head.
I was about to lose my wallet.
But, I did my best to get it back.
What is that?
What is this genre?
It's a story about a genre we don't know!
What is this genre?
While we were saying "what is it?",
we put our wallets in our pockets.
It's not good.
So, baseball team.
Who is going to talk about this episode?
It's me.
Chief manager type.
It was a woman.
She was about 16 or 17 years old.
Anyway, she was beautiful.
It's not the time to talk about looks.
Anyway!
She was young.
Once, I was called to a park by my aunt.
I went there with my manager.
Then, my sister said "If you like, you can stay here."
My sister said that to me.
She was about 17 years old.
But, what did you do with your sister?
When I went to make contact lenses...
Mom!
She was 21 years old.
She was doing a live show with a gun.
She told me to make contact lenses.
But, I'm afraid of cutting edges.
I'm afraid of cutting edges.
So, she said "Please come with me."
She said something and asked me to come with her.
I was waiting for her in the meeting room.
She said "Yes!"
Then, my mom said "Please come with me, too."
That's your mom?
You're like a gangster.
I'm dressed like a elementary school student.
That's why my mom said that to me.
When she said "sister", I was very happy.
That's right.
The second round is...
The Hamasuka team won!
Cards, open!
A duel!
Now, Baseball Bear Team, let's see what our roadies have in store for us.
They must be strong!
The Hamasuka team is going to be patient with our "chiba" look.
So, Baseball Bear Team, you're up first.
So, this is...
The staff and roadies who take care of us around the stage.
Our roadies who have worked with us for over ten years.
There are a few things they do on stage.
First of all, when they were working with a band called "Repish"...
They wrote "Wadatsumi no Ki" by Hajime Chitosen, the keyboardist, Gen Ueda.
During rehearsal, Gen said to me...
"Hey, Joko, you don't have a sustain pedal."
Yes, yes, yes, it's important.
So, when we were performing, he said "leave it there."
So I said "Okay, I'll leave it there."
And when we started performing, I went to where the keyboard was...
And there was a pedal on top of the keyboard.
So when we were performing...
"What?!"
And Gen was like...
"Joko, come here!"
So, there are a few things they do on stage.
There's "obihiro rest", which is during a rehearsal of a live show.
And when we were performing...
suddenly all of the sound dropped and only the drum sounded.
I was like "What?"
And Joko was like "Sorry, I..."
"Sorry!"
"Um, what? What did you do?"
I asked him.
He said that at the foot of his stage cundama, there was a box.
That box is a stage box.
It's a main power switch.
I see, I see.
And Jongo-san was like, "What's this?"
And he was like, "Huh?"
"Let me push it."
He pushed it like this.
And then, "Bang!"
Koukou Hamaska Team.
Yes, I'm Koukou Hamaska.
You're not Asuka-san in Chiba Look.
That's right.
Chiba Look is... I'm sure you know what it looks like.
It's a fake live house in Chiba.
The stage and the audience are right in front of you.
It's a fake live house.
And there are only toilets in the audience seats.
I see.
If you go in, you can't go to the toilet.
But we've done it many times,
so we tried to be careful when we went in.
This is my story, but...
I think it's very cheeky, but...
The bento they gave us was...
It was like a garlic beef bowl.
I don't like that.
It was a little strong.
But we ate it and went out, and it was zero distance.
"Whoa! It stinks!"
That's the distance you can go.
That's right.
I want you to think about that.
Yes.
This was an event hall.
It was a little strong air.
And when the audience started coming in...
"I want to go to the toilet."
That's not good.
But the person who changed the atmosphere was...
He broke the rules and said, "Can I go to the toilet?"
It's a little lame.
Well...
I haven't said it yet, but...
For the first time in my life, I put it in a plastic bottle.
No way!
You did it!
Oh, really?
I didn't want anyone to know about it,
so I put it in a place where no one would know about it.
And when I came back after breaking it all...
"Ahh!"
I was like, "Oh, no!"
After breaking it all, there's a towel and water, right?
That's missing, isn't it?
Even though you should have taken that one,
I hid it because I thought it was tea.
While you were telling a lie...
I was pushing it in and...
Like that.
No, no, no.
You said it!
No, no, no.
Because if you don't say it...
I'll drink it!
Of course!
The third round is...
The Hamasuka team wins!
This is a little strong.
I'm sorry!
Thank you!
This is strong.
You can't do it, okay?
Today...
Now, let's open them all at once!
Duel!
Here it is!
Baseball Bear team, Tarekomi Uma Musume...
And Hamasuka team...
Our company's manager's trouble-solving long phone call.
What is it?
Let's start with Hamasuka team first.
Whose story is this?
- Yes. - Saito-san.
When I was active... I didn't have a group manager...
But there was a female staff member who did a lot of things for the group.
She liked me a lot and we got along well...
- But she always relied on me as a consultation partner. - That's a good relationship.
But when you're active...
You have work as a whole and work individually... There are many kinds of work.
I was really busy.
I was much busier than I am now.
And even in the group...
Thankfully, I was able to move forward.
At the time, I was already at the forefront.
- I was living a pretty hard life. - I see.
But my manager and staff...
No matter what I did, I wanted to have a phone call with them.
At that time?
It's usually the other way around.
To a talent partner.
She said it secretly.
As you said.
Right.
I didn't care about it.
I felt sorry for her, so I said "okay" and started talking on the phone.
It took me more than an hour.
It happened about two or three times.
I was about to eat.
I was getting ready.
He came up to me.
He ate my hard-boiled rice.
Right.
We talked for two or three hours.
That's a lot.
I couldn't sleep because I kept asking questions I didn't know.
You got an offer.
Right.
It happened many times.
You had to ask him about it.
You didn't ask him about it.
I didn't have to ask him about it.
Really?
It took you three hours.
She's nice.
Thanks to him, he thinks I'm a good person.
Of course.
I got many voice messages from him.
Voice messages?
Is there anyone who uses it?
As a manager?
Yes, there is.
The baseball team they play for is "Tarekomi".
"Horseshoe girl".
This card is from Sekine's "Tarekomi" episode.
Is it Sekine's?
The manager gave it to me.
I'll read it.
Sekine kept working out, but suddenly quit.
When he went to the battlefield,
he compared his body with other people's bodies.
He thought his body was too big and like a horse.
What a title!
You're good!
Segine-san, you were...
Yes, I was.
But I didn't realize it.
You know, there's a big mirror in the center.
I was like, "Should I go in?" and stepped on it.
Are you going to do it for me?
I was walking like this and I was like, "What?"
A horse passed by me.
A horse?
A horse!
It looked like me when it passed me.
Was it a horse?
Was it a silhouette of a horse?
It's quite shocking that you gave up the exercise you used to do.
But you used to be muscular.
That's right.
But you're both cute.
You're both cute.
You're both cute and kind.
Let's see the result.
Baseball Bear Team wins!
It was a poor exercise.
And the fifth round was a tie.
Before the encore, Koide and Horinouchi came back to the dressing room and grabbed each other's chests.
The battle between Koide and Horinouchi happened during a live show and the Baseball Bear Team won!
The Baseball Bear Team leads by one point and moves on to the final round!
Card open!
Duel!
Wow, it's a low!
In the last round, the Baseball Bear Team, our roadies had a good time with the legendary Michelgan Elephant Fuji Rock 98.
And the Hamasuka Team, our previous manager, apologized loudly in the middle of the highway in Hokkaido in midwinter.
The Baseball Bear Team is in first place.
This is me.
Please say it.
Everyone...
I can't help it because I'm curious about the continuation.
"Joukou" series.
This is a good match.
There are many legendary scenes that "Joukou" has seen.
This is the scene where "Fujirock 98" with "Michel Garefant" appeared.
When "Michel" stood on the stage,
the audience pushed him too much forward and said, "It might be an accident, so it's dangerous."
In the middle of the performance, the staff said, "Please stop it."
But "Michel Garefant" at the time said, "There's no way it'll stop."
Next to the guitarist "Abe Futoshi", the staff said, "Please stop the legend like this."
"Joukou" stopped "Michel Garefant" after "Michel Garefant" turned it around and stopped "Joukou".
Oh, I see.
Really?
"Joukou" stopped "Michel Garefant" at this time.
Even if you ask the front member to stop it, it won't stop.
So you have to stop the drums.
I see.
In the video, I didn't know it until I checked it out.
"Joukou" told the drummer "Kuhara-san" to stop "Michel Garefant".
Oh, the live video.
There's a live video.
There are many live videos.
The staff is already pushing "Michel Garefant".
Look, look, look!
"Michel Garefant" is telling "Kuhara-san" to stop "Michel Garefant".
Wow, look, look!
"Michel Garefant" is pushing "Michel Garefant".
Wow, it's really amazing.
It's a big deal.
But it won't stop.
Everyone...
This is amazing.
Oh, that's why "Kuhara-san" stopped "Michel Garefant".
"Kuhara-san" stopped "Michel Garefant" but "Michel Garefant" stopped "Michel Garefant".
Wow, that's amazing!
Was "Joukou" the reason "Michel Garefant" stopped "Michel Garefant"?
- That's "Joukou". - Wow!
I called "Michel Garefant" just now and confirmed it again.
- See? - Wow!
"Michel Garefant" stopped "Michel Garefant" but "Michel Garefant" stopped "Michel Garefant".
Kouko Hamaska's team, this episode is...
- Yes, it's me. - Hamaska is here.
This is "Obihiro Rest" which we talked about earlier about Jouko-san.
- Yes, yes, yes. - On the night of the concert...
- Oh! - They said they would hold 3 concerts in Hokkaido.
- Hokkaido tour. - They said they would tour in Hokkaido.
- After the concert, they called us right away. - Yes.
- It was late at night on the highway and it was winter. - Yes.
- Of course, we had to prepare tires. - Yes.
- Of course, we knew it would be dangerous if we didn't drive safely. - Yes.
- I'm the type of driver who can't sleep. - Yes.
- So I was awake and Iesaki was driving. - Yes.
- Iesaki was driving and I wasn't sleepy. - Yes.
- We talked and talked. - Yes.
- The members were sleeping in the back. - Yes.
- We were like "how many minutes left?" and we didn't have any expectations. - Yes.
- Normally, when we talk like this, we say "I'm sorry!" - Yes.
- In a loud voice. - I'm scared.
- When we said "what do you mean sorry?" - Yes.
- The scenery was all over the place. - No way!
- Well, it was a so-called "sleep". - No way!
- We were like "what do we do?" and we were thinking about what we should do. - Yes.
- We apologized. - Yes.
- We couldn't do anything about it. - Yes.
- But when we found out about it, we were already late. - Yes.
- Luckily, we hit a guardrail. - Yes.
- It was like a pinball. - Yes.
- It went left, right and straight. - Yes.
- It didn't go all the way to the center, but there was a dent in the highway. - Yes.
- It flowed over there. - Yes.
- It was scary. - It was scary.
- What's stupid about it is that there were three other Okamoto. - Yes.
- That's what happened and we stopped. - Yes.
- It was crazy. - Yes.
- We started to wake up as soon as we got off the train. - Yes.
- Really? - Yes.
- We were rolling around. - Yes.
- We didn't react at all. - Really?
- We didn't know anything. - We couldn't sleep. - We were like, "What? What? What?"
- "It's you guys!" - "This is crazy!"
- So we went to our destination in a wrecker. - Yes.
- We talked about our apology after we got off the train for a while. - Yes.
- Everyone wasn't awake and we were glad we weren't injured. - Yes.
- Kouki-san, you've been doing this for a long time, but you're an idiot. - I'm scared.
- I wasn't talking much after an accident. - What? No way.
- When I said "Sorry, I'm injured," I wasn't awake, but I was like, "N" and I was like...
- I was covered like this in a seat. - Oh.
- I scratched my neck like the Kamen Rider next day.
- Oh, you're really into this stuff.
- I was wearing a red hood for a corset. - Which rider?
It was amazing.
It was like a first-generation rider shaking hands and doing a live show.
So let's be careful of the ice band in winter.
And let's prepare the last word.
With learning?
The sixth round is...
Baseball Bell Team wins!
And with that, all battles are over.
Baseball Bell Team wins!
I know you guys are leaving but...
we can't say goodbye like this.
Yeah, we can't say goodbye like this.
We can't say goodbye like this.
Can we just go home now?
No.