AISubs v3.7
Good evening, this is Hamasuka Broadcasting Department.
The set is a little different, isn't it?
Well, is it karaoke?
That means it may be a karaoke-related episode.
Oh, I was surprised.
I was surprised.
Wow, it's completely a karaoke sound source.
I've never heard of it!
I've never heard of it more than the real thing!
Wow!
Hello!
I'm Eminem!
Nice to meet you!
You're Eminem!
I'm not Eminem anymore!
I'm Morimoto!
Are you going to stop being Eminem?
I can't do it anymore!
So, December has begun.
The number of people starting to increase this time of year is the New Year's holiday.
That's right.
Do you have any plans for the New Year's holiday?
Well...
No.
Did you go last year or something like that?
Well, yes.
I did go last year.
But...
Well...
What are you going to do? Are you going to change your plan?
If you're not going, then it's fine.
You're going somewhere, right?
How many times did you go, Saito-san?
Well...
What are you going to do?
Are you going to do "Let's go to a New Year's party"?
Change it, okay?
There's only a little bit of time left in 2024.
The New Year's holiday season is coming up soon.
And there's music you can't stop listening to.
It's...
Karaoke!
Whether you like it or not,
you must have experienced a situation in which you couldn't sing in karaoke.
Goodbye
This time, we're going to welcome the strongest people.
We're going to find a solution to your Damascus-style problem.
Today, we're going to find the strongest "sket".
Really? Eminem should come too!
Eminem will come!
The strongest "sket", come on!
Ah, this is also a song!
As expected of you, Mori-san!
Mori-san, why did you come here today?
Actually, I'm hosting a channel called "dumb channel" which is broadcasted in karaoke.
So, if I say "karaoke" in the entertainment world, it's me, right?
That's why I'm here today.
Yes, yes, yes.
It seems like it.
With that said, we're going to find a solution for the troublesome situation that tends to happen in karaoke.
Well, without further ado, Ahama-san and Saito-san, do you have any troublesome situation that happens in karaoke?
For example, an acquaintance appears in the video, right?
Does that happen?
It's troublesome.
Maybe it's a music video or something like that.
It's troublesome.
It happens quite often, doesn't it? "Wow, is it going to leak?"
Is it going to leak?
That karaoke-specific music video?
Yes, yes, that one.
Is there an acquaintance appearing in it?
A beginner.
A beginner?!
You're close to that area.
Yes, we're close to that area.
Karaoke-specific music video area?
I see.
Unexpected relationship like this.
It's a bit of a problem for me.
That's true. It's a bit unique.
It happens quite often.
Saito-san, what about you?
Huh? I don't know.
It happens when I want to go home.
In the first place.
Especially when it comes to a situation like this.
That's true.
It's more like "which way should I go out of?"
Yes, that's right.
It happens a lot.
We've asked people in the city what kind of problems they have in karaoke.
Here's the music video.
"Problems in Karaoke" we asked people in the city.
Here's the first one.
When you're singing, there's a clerk.
Yes, yes, yes.
When you're singing "kyaaa", a clerk comes in.
It's like a temperature difference.
Excuse me, clerk.
Here's the first problem.
When a clerk enters a room.
What would you do in a situation like this?
Well, you'll be the first one to get hit.
You'll definitely order a drink or something like that.
You have experience, don't you?
How about you, Chisaito-san?
Would you keep singing?
Well, I'd sing with my face hidden.
You'd sing with your face hidden?!
Then you don't have to sing anymore!
That's it!
You really like karaoke itself, don't you?
I want to sing.
What would you do if you were singing?
I'd stop and sigh.
Oh, no!
Don't make the clerk feel bad!
The two of you have a different strategy in this matchup, don't you?
How about you, Mori-san?
Well...
I think it's awkward for the customer to be allowed in,
but the clerk is also a human being,
so I think you made a mistake in timing.
I think you need to be careful about that, too.
That's true.
That was a bit too much.
That's normal.
I'm a little scared of being able to reflect on myself.
It's kind of scary.
Now, I'd like you to show us how you actually deal with it.
Like a model.
Is this really how you do it?
Please show us how you really deal with it.
Is it okay if it's real?
Of course!
So, Mori-san,
please show us how you deal with it when the clerk comes in!
Here I go!
Oh, you're going to sing for me?
You're going to sing for me?
Okay!
It was all calculated. I was surprised.
That's amazing!
You should say it through the microphone.
Thank you for the tea.
It's about everyone.
You can't ignore it.
It's a drink you ordered.
It's a little different if it's a karaoke session.
It's a year-end party, so having fun is the most important thing.
Never smile.
That's right, it was a smile.
The tone of your voice was also high.
You can say thank you with everyone, but you can say thank you to the genius through the microphone.
That's amazing!
I didn't know it would be such a useful session.
Just having you here makes it a serious session, doesn't it?
That's amazing! You only said "amazing" earlier.
It was cool!
It doesn't make you feel bad at all.
It's like "shichotto shikan".
That's right!
You're on a high level now.
As expected of you.
So, for this episode of "karaoke de no komatta",
we'll do it like you, Mori-san.
That's great!
That's amazing!
"Karaoke de no komatta" by "I asked people on the street"!
Here's the next one!
I went to the bathroom.
When I came back,
I was so excited.
I don't know what to do.
Oh, you mean your room?
I feel terrible to walk in front of a singer.
The second "komatta" is...
When you stand in the bathroom and when you come back from the bathroom.
What would you do in a situation like this?
For example, like Saito-san,
what would you do if you were sandwiched?
I'd hit you with both hands.
I wouldn't go.
I wouldn't go. I'd endure it for now.
How about you, Hama-san?
Well, it's difficult.
I have a personality too.
For example, I can stop you.
You can stop me?!
What's wrong with you?!
What you're doing...
It's difficult, but...
People who don't know about the New Year's party...
Everyone has a different relationship.
That's why it's difficult.
It's about what you do in that situation.
Hama-san, can you show us what you do in that situation?
Can you show us?
Other than stopping you?
Yes, other than stopping you.
I couldn't say "I love you"
I wanted to say "thank you"
The words are probably "goodbye"
Can I go to the bathroom for a second?
I'm at my limit.
What do you think?
I'm singing now.
I want to sing the chorus now.
I'm giving you permission.
Wait for me.
I want to sing.
Wait for me.
I couldn't hold back my tears.
Wait for me.
I'm telling you to go to the bathroom.
Which way?
Left.
Left alone.
I'm about to overflow.
There's a lot of manga here.
There's manga in the bathroom?
There's a lot of manga in front of the bathroom.
You can see me singing, right?
And there's a lot of different kinds of drinks like frozen drinks.
Is there anyone who gets involved like this?
I have no choice but to say it.
I was scared at first.
But it's not like you're going to take it.
You're going to get involved.
You're going to say it on the microphone.
You're becoming a bad student.
I didn't know your lecture would create such a monster.
To the bad ones.
Is this not good enough?
Mori-san, what did you think of Hama-san just now?
Well, I've become the main character of the song.
Ah, I see.
I see.
Mori-san, is it okay for you to show us Mori-sensei's response?
Of course it's okay, but...
Why is it an instrument?
I love it, but...
Why did you choose that song?
Why?
It's a good song and it's fun to sing.
When I was in high school, I wrote a mixi-diary of Tei who I was dating with Yui Taragaki.
This is my number one reason.
Scary.
That's right.
That's all I have.
Ah, so you can sing with that much emotion in you?
Of course, of course.
Well then, Mori-san, please show us your example.
thank you
those words are
thank you
Sushi, your trembling hands also
I'm going to the bathroom, sorry.
Why? Why is everyone going to the bathroom like this?
This is something I've heard a lot, but what is it?
What? First of all, you're a poor student?
No, you're in the middle of Mori-sensei's practice.
That's right, but...
You saw it earlier!
I know you're not good at it!
It was amazing!
It's nostalgic!
The return is amazing!
Mori-san, please explain.
First of all, even when I'm leaving, I don't care much about it.
I ride it up to the last minute and in front of the door.
I ride it up and it disappears.
When I return, I avoid the most pleasant part of it.
So now, I don't go in at the beginning of the chorus.
While listening?
That's right, I was standing in front of the door.
When the excitement subsided, I went in and said, "This song is so nostalgic!"
This is very realistic!
You dare to say it after you come back, right?
That's right!
So now, based on your response, Saito-san, can you guess what happened in this scene?
Can you do it?
"Heavenly Days" again?
Yes!
What?
What do you think?
I think "Heavenly Days" was good.
Oh, it was good?
You didn't have to say, "Please start from here."
I didn't say that!
You don't care, do you?
"Heavenly Days" by Saito Nogizaka46
You like this song, don't you?
I couldn't say it.
I wanted to say it.
Thank you
are probably words...
You're good!
...sadder than "goodbye."
...words...
...kissing you, trembling you...
You've mastered it!
Wonderful!
You're good!
Before Moni-san's lecture, you said you'd put up with it for now...
...but you've changed so much!
As a teacher, what do you think?
It was perfect! Totally free of charge!
Totally free of charge!
You were moving with your own will!
That's right!
I think you've leveled up a lot!
That's a good teaching!
As for how to go to the bathroom while someone is singing...
...how you should deal with it...
Amasuka's solution is...
Mori-kasumi style.
Is that okay?
All right!
I'm in trouble at karaoke!
Here's the next one!
My boss is a foreign singer.
He's really cool!
I don't know how to ride it.
That's true!
I don't know it at all!
I don't know how to ride it.
The third problem is...
...when someone you're with sings a song you don't know!
What would you do in a situation like this?
I can only stay silent.
If you stay silent, it doesn't feel like you're having fun.
That's true, it's tiring.
If you stay silent, it doesn't feel like you're having fun.
It's different, isn't it?
You can't look at it like that.
Do you have a solution for this, Mori-kasumi?
I used to be an office worker.
I've experienced karaoke with my boss countless of times.
I came up with a solution in a situation where my boss has to sing comfortably.
I see, from experience.
I'll sing a song you probably don't know.
Is there one?
I'd like you to solve that problem for me.
I'll sing a song you probably don't know.
Then, Mori-san, please give us a solution for a song you don't know!
The morning light is dazzling, isn't it?
I can hear your voice calling me from far away.
It's like in a dream, your smile is shining.
The world is changing.
Just being with you makes my heart dance.
Someday, let's run together.
Let's run as far as we can.
The road leading to the future.
Let's walk together.
Even if we stumble and fall.
Let's run as far as we can.
The road leading to the future.
Let's walk together.
Chasing dreams, believing in hope,
I want to find a future no one knows with you.
Let's run as far as we can in the forest where we fell down.
Let's walk together along the path that leads to the future.
I couldn't see Mori's behavior at all.
I'm sorry.
What were you doing?
My way of doing it is...
There are songs like No. 1 and No. 2.
When I hear a song I don't know,
I remember No. 1 desperately.
First of all, I remember what song it is.
Usually, No. 2 and No. 1 have the same composition.
So, I sing No. 2 as if I know it.
Certainly, Tsukata Morimoto of No. 2 is singing with you.
That's right.
By doing so, even if it's a song I don't know,
I have to make it perfect for No. 2.
So, I listen to No. 1 very seriously.
That's why I'm not bored.
I see.
It's like a mission.
You have something to do.
Yes.
So, it's not boring...
It's not boring?
Tsukata Morimoto's song is called "boring"?
I have time to work on it seriously.
Even if it's a song I don't know, I can find a way to enjoy it myself.
If it's No. 2, it will be perfect.
Hama-san, you sang it many times.
It's a famous song.
Thank you very much. I'm happy.
It was born in this show.
What is this song?
Hama-san, this song is a theme song of Tsukata Morimoto created by an A.I.
So, there is no composer.
Wow!
So, this is the device now.
No, it's not.
Three of you came up with it.
Asuka-san, you sang it in the chorus.
Yes, in the chorus.
I'm happy.
Yes.
I knew it in the chorus.
I was looking forward to it.
You said it before.
It's a good song.
No, it's not.
By the way, Minami-san in the city is responding like this.
I know you're an artist, but when will you sing?
I'll ask you at the end of the song.
This is bad.
We don't know the timing in the song,
so we put a hand of love so that people who are singing can feel better.
Saito-san, what do you think of this?
Yes, Iroma's is also helpful.
Can you do it properly?
I can do it.
But "tonzuka tan morimoto" is a bright song,
so if it's a ballad, it's a little...
How about a ballad, Mori-san?
A ballad is good if you do it like this for now.
So all ballads can handle this?
Most of them can.
Also, if you do it lightly and say "it's echoing",
That's bad.
That's bad, too.
You have to be careful.
Be careful?
What kind of expression do you like?
Like...
No, no...
You'll be found out.
It's a rumor.
It might look bad, but how is it?
It's a good deal.
It's mixed with this.
Which one do you think is good?
The basic one is "mori kasumi" style, right?
If that's not enough, I'd like to hear the last one.
Add words.
Add words and fix it up a little.
Isn't that the best?
That's right.
So, "karaoke de"'s "komatta" is "mori kasumi" style.
And finally, "plus alpha" means "add words".
We've seen up to this point, but this year's New Year's party is perfect.
Of course!
It's not that suspicious.
Really?
Yes, it's perfect.
Do you think you can do it?
Yes.
Well, if we're doing this show, let's definitely do it today.
I want all of you to sing "Heavenly Days".
At that time, will we try Morikasa's consciousness?
What do you mean by "all of you go to the bathroom" when I'm singing?
What is that?
But when you all came back, I felt nostalgic.
It's not like we all came back from a hotel stay.
Thank you very much for today, Mori-san!
Thank you!