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Good evening. This is Hamasuka Broadcasting Club.
Thank you for joining us again this week.
Thank you for having me.
Saito-san, how was your birthday?
Oh, yes.
How did you spend your day?
As usual.
As much as you can say, of course.
Well, I woke up...
You do wake up first of all, don't you?
I drank coffee...
You drank coffee...
I ate a cake at night...
Oh, you skipped it!
You skipped it in the middle of the day, didn't you?
Anyway, you ate a cake...
You ate a cake and celebrated it, didn't you?
Yes.
Did you have a good time?
Yes.
That's good.
Excuse me for stopping you for a moment.
Today is Morimoto-san's 35th birthday.
Oh, really?
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday!
Hammer-san!
Happy birthday!
Wow!
Hammer-san, happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
You scared me!
Is it your birthday?
My birthday is January 9th.
Is this supposed to be that long of a video?
Happy birthday!
It's Hammer-san!
How are you?
That's my line!
You scared me!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Today, we're not going sightseeing.
It's my comeback.
I see.
We did it!
I see.
Welcome back!
I'm back. Thank you.
I came up with this idea of going back like this.
Is this your idea, Hammer-san?
You seem pretty well.
It says, "Hammer Okamoto, welcome back!"
You don't look like you're in a good mood.
You brought it yourself.
I brought it myself.
So, tonight's "Hammer-san comeback special" is...
While Hammer-san, who was on vacation, thinks about the show,
we're going to do a project to collapse Hammer-san, who is on vacation.
In addition, Hammer-san will be touring 47 prefectures starting this month.
To thank Asuka-san for protecting the show by herself,
we're going to choose popular souvenirs from all over the country.
I want this one.
Isn't she too much of a princess?
I want this one.
I thought the meeting was going to be short.
Hama-san is back today.
Thank you.
We are going to do a project like this.
Hama-san, do you remember?
Looking for an awkwardness
Hama-suka, looking for mistakes
I see.
Hama-san is back after four months.
Have you forgotten about the show?
We're worried about you, so we'll check it out for you.
Unlike our previous Hamaska recordings, we've prepared 11 weird points for you, so please look for them!
- Wow! - Two-digit!
- Big changes and changes. - What kind of fog is it?
By the way, Saito-san and I don't know what it's about, of course, so please look for it with us.
- The first thing you think of is these changes, right? - These changes, yes.
- Oh, I know one. - You know one?
- It's from someone I don't know. - Who?
- It's true! It's "hama-chigai". - I see.
- MC Hama? - Yes, MC Hama.
- I see. - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's not something you can touch at this temperature, is it? - It's "hama-chigai", isn't it?
- May I say something? - Yes.
I do remember this "set" quite well, so it's not a record anymore, is it?
- Is it "nabebuta"? - Yes, it is!
- Wow! - This is... well, well, well...
- There are more than "set". - There are more than "set"?
- What is "besides set"? - I feel like I'm the worst in the past four months.
- Don't say things like "I'm the worst"! - The eleventh one was Ham-san!
You have such a bad personality!
- Oh, it's me! - Then, shall we do it while doing it? - Yes.
- Then, we will resume recording. - Then, Mr. Morimoto, please count down in 5 seconds with your tablet.
- Four, three, two... - Yes, yes!
- You did a countdown in English! - All right!
- Is this a point system? - No, it's not.
- It was really fast, so I'm sorry about that. - Is it okay?
- This will continue. - Yes.
- The next segment is this! "Ama Okamoto was sleeping and this was happening!" Quiz! - I see, I see!
- Well, during your break, you weren't able to check out Hamasuka's management. - I only checked out Tetsuko's room. - Only?!
- Yes, only... only... - Well, it's a TV morning, so it's okay! - Yes, only...
- Now, we will follow up on what happened during your break and review what happened during your break. - I'd like to know more about this.
- Yes, there were many things like your hard work, so you had to work hard while Hama-san wasn't there. - Yes, yes, yes!
- Was Hama-san not there making it more intense? - "Sei"! "Sei"! "Sei"! "Sei" made it more intense!
- Do you get asked to do something more often? - No, no, it's not like that.
- Well, you usually had to do it, but you didn't do it all, so it became normal. - That's true.
- Now, here is the first quiz!
- The fifth "best sound target", "nostalgic sound edition", which was held for "okamotoz" and "saikou no oto"... - By the way, why did you come here, Sho?
- While various sounds are introduced... - Oh, that's right! Why did you come here, Sho?
- The problem started with the miraculous overlap of Reiko and Sho's recommended sounds.
- When I was left at my grandmother's house for a long time, I really had nothing to do, and I was listening while watching the light coming in from the gap of the curtain moving little by little.
- When I was in junior high school, I thought it was the sound of daybreak coming out of the air or something like that.
- One day, when I found out it was...
- I have an unbelievable memory.
Then, Hama-san, what is the nostalgic man that you recommended?
I don't know.
It was a request from a band member.
Was Asuka-san the only one at the time?
- Yes, I wasn't there. - Oh, I see.
- I remember it. - You do?
I'm not sure, but...
Isn't it "The Pigeon's Crying Voice"?
Is it dancing?
Shou-san, have you ever said, "I didn't think it was a pigeon"?
- Then... - It was a great talk.
I remember it like a high schooler or a middle schooler.
- You said it in one go. - Thank you.
- It's a family affair. - As expected of you.
- Let's move on to the next quiz. - Yes.
We have a special guest, Masaki Tsuda.
- It was done by the Hamasuka team versus Masaki Tsuda and the Okamoto team... - Why?
- I haven't bought it yet. - ...at Hamasuka Music Park.
Here is the final question of the Music Appreciation Festival.
It's a question based on Asuka-san's statement in a quiz where each team's leader answers on behalf of the other team.
- A question based on Asuka-san's statement? - Yes.
Please line up the photos of the musicians you will show next.
Ready, go!
- What? - Huh?
- I don't know. - Wait a minute.
- This is interesting. - Really?
- This is hard. - Wait a minute.
Both leaders are standing up.
- I think Asuka-san will have to answer it correctly. - That's true.
- Stop it. - Asuka-san...
- Asuka-san, you're cheating. - What?
Now, Hama-san.
When Asuka-san gave Asuka-san a quiz about herself,
- what did Asuka-san say to Asuka-san? - Asuka-san!
- She said, "You're cheating." - That's right.
Of course, everyone knows what it means,
but it sounds nostalgic.
- It's something adults don't use much these days. - What?
- What is it? - Really?
- Saito-san, do you use it often? - Do you say it?
- I think it's stronger than "zuru jan". - Stronger than "zuru jan"?
- I really wanted to say it. - Stronger than "zuru jan"?
- Yes, I think so. Personally. - Do you say "sessho" or something like that?
- You're exaggerating. - You say "sessho" a lot.
- It's close. - Let's see it.
- Suda-san, you have to get it right. - It's "seko" a lot.
- Saito-san, you say "seko" a lot. - It's "seko"!
- It's popular. - It's "seko"!
- It's good. - Haven't you heard of it in a while? - It's good.
- I haven't done it yet, but I'm sure I've done it on a program stamp. - It's "seko".
- It's good. - It's "seko"?
- Have you heard of "seko masaki" or something like that? - It's good.
- Let's move on to the next quiz.
- Next, we have a question from "hamasuka music park", where we welcomed Suda-san and Kouki-san as guests.
- It's a question from Morimoto-san's statement in "eshin kashin quiz", which tells you songs by painting.
- When did Suda-san and Kouki-san become painters? - When we were in that team.
- Eh, Kouki-kun, you know the rules, right? - Kouki-san, you know the rules, right?
- I know, I know. - It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. - He's really cute.
- I thought you'd be relieved. - I was just asking casually. - I see.
- Now, it's over!
- Well then, Hama-san, despite being in charge of painting, what is Morimoto-san's one-of-a-kind compliment to Kouki-san, who hasn't moved an inch?
- Well, that's because he's a genius of art. - Stop it!
- That's because it's a little... - It's because it's hard to express.
- What was it again?
- But it's definitely something on the headphones, right? Looking at this gesture.
- Asuka-san, do you remember anything? - I think I know. - Eh, really?
- But it's not just me, right? This quiz. - Asuka-san, you can say it.
- It hurts my heart, and it makes me sick, so it's important.
- It's not like you can use it right away, but it's your signature, right?
- It's your signature model. - It's your signature, Asuka-san.
- I wonder what a genius would say...
- It's really embarrassing for me to give you an answer, if I say it too much. - Ah, sorry, sorry. I see, I see.
- If you leave it like this, I'll turn around. - That's not true!
- If I say "gugugu," don't raise it too high.
- Now, with that said, here is the correct answer. - Yes.
- Masaki Suda is almost there. - Right?
- Eh, Kouki-kun, you know the rules, right? - Kouki-san, you're stupid. - You know the rules, right?
- Thank goodness. - It's fine, it's fine.
- I thought it was a one-scene of "Hawareta" as I was listening to it normally. - It's a one-time use.
- As expected of you. - As expected of you.
- It's not like "as expected" but... - I thought it was a movie or something.
- Well, if you say "one-scene"... - Yeah.
- Ah, you're good at this. - It could have been a one-frame scene.
- Wow, I'm sorry about this. - I'll say it a little later but...
- Ah, you're right, you're right. - You're noisy.
- That's the most stupid thing. - Yeah, yeah.
- That's the most stupid thing. - The answer comes out and you're like "ah, I knew it!"
- Really? - No, it's really like that. - Really?
- Really. - I think I was like "ohhh" after this. - Really?
- I see. - I didn't get it.
- Can I say something weird about this? - Ah, you're right.
- It was like this in my own font. - Yeah, it was like that.
- I thought it was "Inaya Aida". - Ah, is that it?
- See? - Wow!
- You're right.
- I thought it was like "Mienai" or something like that but it's different.
- You're right. - Ah, but if you say it like that...
- What? - Even Masaki Suda's eyebrows...
- What are you talking about? - It's like...
- In CG or something like that... - Yeah, yeah.
- It's different, it's different. - Ah, it's different!
- It's been like that since we started recording. - Ah, it's different.
- You're making up roles. - I'm making up roles.
- There are various roles for me. - I'm sorry. - Yeah.
- Tourists can hear good sounds. - It's good!
- On this project of virtual travel... - It's delicious!
- Eating and walking through rivers. - It's delicious!
- The problem began with Mr. Morimoto's statement when he tried out the seafood in the studio. - I'm glad we went out earlier.
- The owner is actually here for us. - Wow, it's good!
- Right? - Wow, it's thick!
- It's like a monitor. - It's good!
What? Taisho? Are you watching this, Taisho?
- Do you know what it is? - Then, Hama-san.
What is Morimoto-san's unique example of "faking it" towards Taisho of Unagiya-san, who is watching it from the monitor in the bathroom?
- Then, just say it! - I think I know what it is.
- Then you remember it quite well. - I think I know what it is.
- You know it without any hints? - I think so.
- Really? - It's like a pun.
- Wow, then it's good! It's good! - It's really unique.
- It's something I'm impressed with. - It's unique.
- Is it because it's not like that in the movie? - Oh!
- I feel like you're exaggerating a little. - What? Really?
- I think you should stop exaggerating. - No, no, really?
- Then, Saito-san, say the answer. - Let's say it, Saito-san.
- It's like... - Yeah.
- It's like a "diss game". - Yes, yes, yes!
- Then, it's quite close! - It's like that game...
- Yeah, it's like that game... - It's more popular.
- It's like that game... - It's because you know it. - Wow, you know it!
- Right? - Wow! - I don't know anything about it.
- I saw it on the monitor. - What?
- What is it? - It's like you're the host of a "diss game".
- Wow! - What? Saito-san?
- Wow! - Wow!
- That's correct! You're like the host of a "diss game".
- But basically, you both got it right. - Oh, that's great!
- As expected of you. - But Basco-san got it right.
- Can I say something weird? - What?
- It has nothing to do with this. - What?
- Isn't Crane always close to you? - Yeah, that's true.
- No, for me it's like... - If it's this close...
- Oh, it's not. - Oh, it's not. I'm sorry!
- Will you be punished? - Yeah.
- You'll be punished, right? - If it's incorrect, will you die?
- No, it's close! - What?
- For me, it's like... - It's nostalgic.
- Was it this close? - Yeah, I thought it was this close.
Here is the next project.
Asuka worked hard on the show by herself, so please thank her with this.
Is this for me?
- Do you go to many places in Japan for your concerts? - I go to all 47 prefectures.
I go to many places.
I want you to buy me a lot of souvenirs.
- Please be straightforward. - I go to all of them.
I can't say I don't like it here.
- Of course, she worked hard for me. - That's right.
OKAMOTOZU has been touring 47 prefectures since the other day.
We have listed the popular souvenirs in each prefecture.
Here are the souvenirs that will be on tour until the next recording.
- Where is it? - Here it is.
- I see. - This is from KINKIN.
Let's choose the souvenirs from these 5 prefectures.
- I bought an iPad. - What's wrong with you?
- This is how you did it in the Hamaska broadcast. - No way.
- Saito-san, please tell him. - And...
Do it well.
- A little more. - You are a beginner.
I put it on Asuka-san's table.
- Saito-san, please tell me. - Be careful.
- Saito-san, please tell me. - OK.
- That one.
- I forgot to say it. - That's right.
- I forgot to say it. - It looks like a mouth.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Saito-san, let's start with Shiga. - OK.
- This is good. It's easy to understand. They made it for me. - Wow.
- Why does it say "Chizunyan" as the base? - That's right.
- Is it a weird feeling? Or is it a memory? - Hey!
- That's it. - Oh, so "bigaco" is the base.
- It's for professionals. - I see.
- "Amo"? - "Amo".
- I've never heard of it. - "Inazumazukei".
- "Ayu", right? - "Ayu".
- "Yuba" is good. - It's good, isn't it?
Oh, it's been 15 minutes since it rained.
- Even the back of it came off. - Wow.
- This looks good. - It does.
- Oh, you can put maple syrup on it. - Oh, you're right.
- Even if it's a little sweet. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- This is good. - Saito-san, you can put whatever you like.
Then, I want this one.
Aren't you too princess-like?
- Then, I want this one. - I want this one.
- Then, "mie". - "Mie".
- Wow. - Wow.
- The top left looks good. - What should I do with this?
- The top left looks good. - Wow.
- The bottom right looks good, too. - Wow.
- It's complete. - It's only been 9 minutes.
You can do it.
- Yeah, it's closer than before. - It's close.
- Do you want to choose, Totsuka-san? - Oh, I like this one, too.
- Totsuka-san comes here almost every time. - That's right.
- Yeah, that's right. - I've been here quite a few times.
- Please. - Please.
- What's on the top right? - Yeah, what's on the top right?
- Amaguri. - Oh, it's good.
- It must be good. - 8,000 yen?
- 8,600 yen? - It's totally different.
- Wow. - But...
- It's the same place. - Oh, it's the same place.
- You can probably buy it at the same place. - Then, I can buy it.
Then, you can buy it.
- Oh, the bottom left of "mie". - What is it?
- It was the base. - Oh, this one.
- Oh, it's all like that. - Yeah.
- I didn't realize it. - It's dangerous.
Wakkayama.
- Oh, I like dried plums. - That's fast.
- I like dried plums. - Sosuketsu.
- Wow, it's pretty good. - I know, right?
- Isn't it really good? - It's in a wooden box.
- It's a single-use. - It's a single-use.
- I like this one. - Do you like anything else?
- No, I like dried plums. - Oh, you like it that much?
I like dried plums.
Nara.
- What is it? - It looks good.
- It's definitely good. - Oh, it looks good.
- It's a deer's jaw. - Yeah.
- It looks good. - It's been 17 minutes since I got here.
- It's not bad. - It's not bad.
- I don't think I'll be doing rehearsal anymore.
- I'll be shopping. - It's a little far.
- The one on the bottom right is... - I like it closer.
- Oh, it's cool. - It's 9 minutes past.
- Oh, you can take a walk. - Oh, it's a station.
- It's a station's store. - It's probably sweet and salty.
- Yeah.
- I'll take this. - Then I'll take...
- This is two. - I'll take this.
- This is two. - Okay.
- And... - Okay.
- Beef. - Yeah.
- There are still things you don't know about. - Yeah.
- I feel like they're collecting the latest stuff. - I'm curious about that.
- Beef. - Rice thief.
- What's this? - It's pickled radish. - Radish?!
- It looks good. - This is definitely good.
- This is good. It's still 3 minutes past. - This is it.
- 432 yen. That's good. - Then I'll take this. - Okay.
- Hama-san, do you know how to use it like a luxurious Uber? - Well, that's right.
- All Todo Prefecture Uber, right? - I'm happy.
- It's a pretty tight schedule, isn't it? - Yes, Hama-san, I think it's a little tiring.
- That can't be helped, right, Saito-san? - I hope you do your best.
- It's tough! - That's right, you should do your best.
- That's right. - There are patterns that are impossible even if you do your best.
- That's okay. - Is that okay?
- That's totally fine. - Yes.
- That's all for today's activity. - Yes.
- Have you noticed any other strange points? There are three more. - Three?
- There are two of them within 1m radius of where you're sitting. - That's right.
- Inside! - Inside...
- Yes.
- Ah! I got it! Look! - What is it?
- Hm? - Hm?
- Look at this. - How stupid!
- Real name.
- Hama-san's real name is Ikumi-sama. - I see! I'm sorry, but...
- But there are two more? - There are two more.
- Eh, there are two more?
- After this, even if they searched for five more minutes, they couldn't find any strange points.
- With that, this has been Iwankan!
- What? - Hmm?
- Hama-san's desk is one size smaller. - What? - For real?!
- It's true!
- It's so small! - Scary!
- Scary!
- It's so small!
- It's true! It didn't move at all. - Oh, I see.
- Also, Lily-san's Hama-san T-shirt doesn't have glasses. - It didn't move at all.
- Oh, it's true! - What?!
- I didn't see it at all while I was sitting. - Man, this is frustrating!
- She did it.
- And lastly, since Hama-san came back safely, can you say a few words for the viewers of Hamasuka?
- Some of you may have been worried about me, but from now on, let's work hard and do our best together.
- Just like we've been doing... Whoa! - Huh?
- She did it for me. I was surprised. - I'm motivated.
- Just like we've been doing, I hope you can do it just like you've been doing.
- Hamasuka, how old will you be? - Three years old.
- If you're born at three years old, you'll be three years old. - That's right.
- Don't do it from zero. Don't do it for middle schoolers. - Oh, I see, I see.
- Zero to three is normal. - It'll be a normal calculation.
- We'll continue to do it like this. - We're back.
- Everyone, thank you for your support. - Thank you for your support.
- I can't get along with you.