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Good evening. This is Hamasuka Broadcasting Department.
Yes. As you can see, this is a very special episode once a year.
Yes.
Isn't it amazing that you prepared this chair for us?
What is this?
Is there anyone who looks like this chair so much?
You look very similar, Asuka-san.
Really?
On August 10th, it was Asuka Saito's 26th birthday.
Happy birthday!
Thank you very much.
As you can see, this is a happy birthday video.
Saito-san, how do you feel now that you are 26 years old?
How do I feel?
Well, at 26 years old, I feel like an adult.
Do you feel like you want to walk forward as an adult?
Yes.
Today's activity is Asuka-san's birthday special.
Asuka Saito's birthday special.
If you don't do anything, we'll give you a luxurious present.
Tonight's Hamaska is Asuka-san's birthday special project!
Asuka-san is doing her best to force herself to do reactions that she's not good at.
We've prepared five happy projects for you to celebrate your birthday,
but you don't have to force yourself to react or get excited!
In fact, you don't have to!
If you exceed Asuka-san's average heart rate measured in advance and the borderline of +30,
you won't be able to celebrate your birthday because you didn't maintain your average heart rate and didn't become happy!
Will Asuka-san be able to maintain her cool Asuka without getting excited and get a luxurious present?!
Here are the five happy projects we've prepared for you to force yourself to react!
By the way, the prank is already underway.
What do you mean?
The prank is already underway.
What do you mean?
We're always checking your heart rate regardless of whether you're doing a prank or not.
Please be aware of it.
There's always a prank going on.
There's a lot of people I don't know today.
It might be dangerous.
Let's move on to the first one.
Here is Asuka Saito's average heart rate challenge!
Asuka Saito's happy average heart rate challenge!
The first one is...
Stairs!
This time, the one who will show us the stairs is...
The Bodies' drummer, Marcy-san!
When she came as a guest before, she said that she only listens to stairs.
Ms. Marcy is actually working as a stairman who performs stairs in programs and events where she is involved in band activities.
This time, she will perform a special staircase in the studio to celebrate Asuka's birthday.
This is Ms. Marcy of the Bordis.
Thank you for having me.
She is a little different from usual.
She has a great heart rate.
How do you know that?
Then, Saito Asuka Stable Heart Challenge, start!
When Rumi was still living at her parents' house, she was talking with her mother about something she was a little concerned about.
There is a house called "s" which is located across from their house.
The wife of that house has been saying very strange things recently.
Recently, there have been many cases of broken bones or hospitalization due to traffic accidents.
And the wife knows the reason for that.
And the reason for that is that there is always the same woman standing in the kitchen.
Because of that woman, the house is very cold.
And I thought of moving out because of my condition.
But if you try to move out, someone in your family will definitely get injured.
So that woman probably stopped you from moving out.
"As long as she is there, we can't leave that house," she said to her mother.
While listening to that story, I remembered one thing.
At that time, I had a boyfriend.
We went on a date and he drove me back to my parents' house.
As I entered the street in front of my house, my boyfriend started driving while looking around.
As I arrived in front of my house and was about to get out of the car, my boyfriend asked me to let me drive for one more lap.
As I entered the street in front of my house, my boyfriend started driving while looking around.
As I was wondering what he was looking at, my car stopped in front of one house.
As I was driving, my boyfriend kept looking at that house and asked me, "Is this your acquaintance's house?"
When I explained that house to him, he said, "Maybe you should be a little careful with people in this house."
Because there is a woman hanging around the entrance of this house.
She's looking at you a lot, so you should be a little careful.
I was surprised. I was surprised.
While listening to my mother's story, I remembered Rumi and thought that what he was saying was true, so I got really scared.
I heard that S. and her family still live there, not moving yet.
Thank you very much.
It's a scary story all the time.
So, Saito-san's Heijo-shin Challenge is a success!
I was pretty excited.
When Marcy-san was talking, I heard a "bong" sound, and it was scary.
She started saying scary things!
She has a gap from her usual self, so she feels scarier.
I was scared because I could only see one eye because of my hair style.
Thank you, The Bodies' Marcy-san!
It was great!
We'll start recording now. Please wait a moment.
I'm okay.
You were the most embarrassed when you appeared.
I was carried away.
You weren't scared?
I wasn't scared.
Thank you!
Happy birthday!
Thank you!
Here is Saito Asuka's Heijo-shin Challenge!
Saito Asuka's Happy Heijo-shin Challenge continues with...
reptiles!
For Asuka-san, who said she might like lizards in her blog,
we've prepared a feed for a fat bearded lizard,
a good actor, a 120cm tall ball python,
and Nicole-chan.
Saito-san will feed a fat bearded lizard with five dry worms.
And Nicole-chan will wear ball pythons around her neck.
Saito Asuka's Heijo-shin Challenge starts now!
Excuse me.
I'm going to eat it.
You look like you're going to eat it.
It sounds good.
It's a new one.
Don't you want it?
She split it up.
Futo-chan.
She ate it.
Is it going to be okay?
The result is...
Futo-chan, who is surprisingly quiet, is not scared at all.
Not only that, she kept her Heijo-shin while feeding the other three animals.
I don't feel like I'm going to throw up.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
She was a little scared today.
But you're okay, right?
I'm fine.
I'm going to eat it now.
Wow, wow, wow.
She said "pufu".
Wow, that's amazing.
Put your hand here.
Like this?
That's right.
I'm going to support you, right?
Yes.
Let's take a picture.
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
Isn't it facing this way?
Are you okay?
Yes.
Surprisingly...
You're a professional.
You're a professional, aren't you?
That's amazing.
Put your hand here.
One more time.
Are you okay?
Yes.
One, two...
Wow.
You're a professional if you're facing the camera.
So, the necklace was also a great success.
I'd like to announce the results.
Saito's Heijo-shin Challenge...
Failed!
She's a professional when she thinks like that.
She's already over 125cm, but she's doing this with a calm mind.
No one would have thought that her heart rate was over 125cm at that time.
So, this is Futo-chan with thick chin, beard and shadow and Nicole-chan with ball python. Thank you very much!
She's very energetic. Thank you very much!
Wow.
She's so calm.
Here is the next one!
Saito Asuka's Happy Calm Mind Challenge!
Celebration VTR!
This time, we received messages from people who wanted to celebrate Asuka-san.
Who do you think will come up?
As long as there is Yukari, no one will be surprised.
Don't say that in one turn.
There will be surprises even in one turn.
Saito Asuka's Happy Calm Mind Challenge, start!
Asuka-san, happy birthday! Message VTR!
The first one is...
Asuka-san, happy birthday!
I'm Asuka-san of OKARINA CIRCLE.
The first one is Asuka-san of OKARINA CIRCLE, who came to our studio to join us in our CIRCLE project.
She's so cute.
It's a little quiet, isn't it?
I hope you will become a member of Nogizaka46 and make a big impact in the entertainment world.
Thank you very much.
Asuka-san!
You said you wanted to join us.
When will you join us?
We are waiting for you.
It's about time.
Ms. Araoka-san prepared a birthday present for Asuka- san with a huge ocarina that she prepared for this day.
It's big.
It's low.
Do you need me?
Yes, we do.
Wow!
It's cute.
It's comforting.
Asuka-san, congratulations for your message on VTR!
Next up is...
Saito-san, happy birthday! Do you remember me?
This mysterious man who appeared in the second episode.
He has a past of making a mistake because of Asuka Saito.
In the movie "My Home Hero" which I filmed a year ago,
Saito-san fell off the rail while he was watching Saito-san's performance.
His name is Sakakibara.
I remember you! I'm so happy!
That's right! He is the technical staff of the movie "My Home Hero".
Sakakibara-san, the cameraman who fell off the rail.
I'm so happy!
It was a scene where Sakakibara-san was staying.
Saito-san's real tears were falling down.
I think the director also saw the performance and forgot to cut it out.
So the rail went all the way to where it disappeared.
It's a great legend!
Now that you're all grown up, I hope you'll continue to act like you're dropping various cameramen off the rail.
I'm looking forward to working with you again somewhere.
Thank you!
Asuka-san, happy birthday!
Lastly, we have this person!
Asuka-chan, happy birthday!
Wow, I'm happy!
It's been about a year since we worked together at Atami.
Asuka-chan was able to interact with me in a natural way, and it was really helpful.
I thought it would be better for you to make a little more noise so we could have a little more fun and talk,
but it was really natural.
It's natural, isn't it, even when you're eating?
She's so cheerful and when she laughs, she's like a doll.
She's like Kokeshi.
That side?
She's like a doll.
She's not that side of the French doll.
Even though it's a unique compliment, Asuka-san is completely mesmerized by Choshu-san.
She has a nice face.
And that day, Asuka-san appeared in the sky!
She called me "Asuka-san freak" because I became slender.
Come here.
Why did you come out of nowhere?
You are so cute!
Did you want to talk to me?
You are so cute!
Achika-chan.
You are so cute!
Happy birthday!
You said it well!
You got a sweater, didn't you?
I was surprised.
You brought me a sweater.
I'm already five years old.
I thought you were older than me.
But, you know, it was a little small for me.
You are five years old, aren't you?
So, I bought it in my own size.
Yushin-kun.
He is wearing two of Asuka-san's clothes, including the other one.
I see.
Yushin-kun.
You are so cute!
He has something he really wanted to do for Asuka-san's birthday.
Yushin-kun.
I think Asuka-chan has something for you.
Please accept it.
Thank you, Asuka-san.
You are so cute!
I don't like it.
Yushin-kun gave me a picture as a present.
You are so cute!
Let me see it.
What is it?
You are so cute!
It's lovely!
You are so cute!
Saito-san is on the boat on the upper left.
Yushin-kun is on the lower bullet train.
They are moving separately.
You are so cute!
Saito-san's balance challenge was a success!
I'm not nervous, I'm just happy.
It was an unexpected lineup, wasn't it?
Yes, it was unexpected.
This is a life you can only see on this show.
Yes, it really is.
The next Saito Asuka balance challenge is this!
Saito Asuka happy balance challenge!
Next is...
Laughing!
This time, the trio decided to make Asuka laugh no matter what!
Asuka-san's birthday is coming up, so they're going to do their best!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Today's guests are...
Tontsuka-tan and the other two!
Nice to meet you!
Finally, Tontsuka-tan and Asuka-san are in Hamasuka Broadcasting Club!
This time, the trio will reveal a story.
Please watch!
I'm about to laugh.
Let's start the lesson.
Let's start with Morimoto-kun.
If you'd after me...
Hi! Good morning, everyone! Nice to meet you!
I like listening to music.
Nogizaka46...
Happy birthday, Saito Asuka!
Happy birthday, Asuka Saito!
COCA-COLA!
Are you kidding me?
Morimoto-kun, you're getting worse.
I'm sorry, I can't get rid of my bad habits.
Well, you have the nickname "kein-kosugi".
I don't want people to make fun of me because I'm already retired.
I don't want people to make fun of me because I'm Century 21!
Morimoto-kun, your feelings have been conveyed.
If you change this way of speaking, you'll be able to speak properly.
Sakurada-kun, how are you?
I am fine thank you and you!
Amazing!
What a beautiful way of speaking!
Here, I will teach you a native way of speaking.
Don't worry, I have never been abroad.
I'm glad! A real person will teach me!
Morimoto-kun's biggest problem is the pronunciation of "r" and "l".
Try to pronounce the next Japanese word.
Right. Right.
Light. Light.
Sakurada-kun, please tell me the correct answer.
Right. Right.
Light. Light.
This is it!
His tongue doesn't move at all!
Let's continue.
Right. Light. Write.
Right. Right. Right.
It increased!
You've been speaking in a weird way for a while now!
No, not at all! I'm still learning!
Even in Japanese?!
Excuse me, where are you from?
Sakurada-kun is definitely Japanese.
But you know, he's been here too many times.
He doesn't have a proper language anymore.
It's really funny, isn't it?
I can't laugh! I can't laugh!
What's going on here?! This is bad!
Alright, Morimoto-kun! Let's work together and master one thing!
No, thank you.
Alright, you've seen it!
So, what did you think of it?
Morimoto-san's Calm Mind Challenge!
It's a success!
It's a success?!
How did you like our video?
It's fun!
I'm happy!
It was fun!
So, that was A-ton Tsukata's "Cherry Blossom and Matcha"
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
I can't believe you've done this for me.
I know, but you can't see it at all like this.
Oh, you can't see it like this.
Take a look at this.
I'm scared.
What are you scared of?
Hello, hello!
Hey, can you get me the tape, please?
Oh, thank you!
Wow, you're such a loyal staff member.
Oh, no.
Five years of radio!
You've been doing radio for five years!
You don't remember me?
Are you saying you don't remember me?
No, I remember you.
I remember you.
Huh?
I remember you.
Nice one!
Oh, there you are!
It was you, Hari!
It's me, Hari Sugiyama!
That's right!
Actually, Hari Sugiyama was involved as an art staff member as a prank.
You've been doing radio quite a few times, haven't you?
No, I haven't.
You haven't, have you?
No, I haven't at all.
You've done your job perfectly, but you feel a little sad.
That's right.
You've been together for five years!
That's right!
You've seen each other every month!
That's right!
You should know that you've been together for five years!
I didn't know you were this tall!
You're lying!
I didn't know you were this tall!
She's 184 centimeters tall!
I see!
Would you like to receive a congratulatory message from Hari Sugiyama?
Well, Suka-chan...
Yes?
Happy birthday!
Thank you!
Well...
When I realized it, I thought I'd end up in London or Venice or New York or something like that.
But nothing has changed.
Nothing has changed.
Please stay like this forever and ever.
Yes.
No, you don't have to make such an awkward face.
You've been together for five years!
You're making me look like I'm going home.
It's been a while, so...
I see.
But I'm really happy for you.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
The problem is your heart rate, Hari-san.
No, it's not.
I'm sure I can do it.
See? Saito-san's calmness challenge...
FAILED!
Wow!
As expected of you!
This is the power of five years!
Oh, no!
Anyway, this has been Hari Sugiyama-san. Thank you very much!
Bye-bye!
See you!
Ciao, ciao!
I'll be waiting for you again next year!
As Saito-san is out twice in a row, the present Saito- san got is a late-night meal set of Sanko's "Zugora- meshi".
Congratulations!
Lastly, can you tell us about your aspirations for being 26 years old?
Well...
As always...
As always, Saito-san's aspirations for this year are "fufufu".
(laughs)
Yay!
(laughs)