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Hi everyone, I'm Amaska Osow.
As you can see, I'm not shooting from the studio. I'm shooting outside of the studio.
I'm wearing this to make it easier to understand.
As you can see, what month and what day is it now?
Yes, that's right.
Since it's my birthday, I don't have to do anything else today.
It's a good day once a year.
So, what does it mean?
Will you do it for me?
Let's go back.
I was scared of speaking in kanji.
What is it, Asuka?
Happy Birthday!
Thank you!
It's dark. I'm scared.
I'm glad you like it.
I'm sorry.
Is your birthday March 12th?
Yes, it is.
So, we are going to have a special birthday party for Hama-san, who is 33 years old.
Yay!
Yes.
In order for today to be the best day for Hama-san...
Ultra Fee Girl Asuka will...
I don't want to say it.
Ultra...
Ultra Fee Girl will...
Yay!
I'm happy about it.
...be in charge of the party.
You are Asuka's main host for today, right?
Yes.
I'll leave it to you.
Go ahead.
Damn it!
I should go to the studio.
All right.
I'll leave it to you.
Wow!
Hello.
Happy Birthday!
Wow!
This is Hama Okamoto's New Life Supporting Household Specialty Store.
Yes.
She is 33 years old.
She looks like a college student.
Yes.
So, we have prepared this project for you today.
Yes.
It's a household specialty store cooperation...
...of Hama-san's New Life Supporting Household Festival.
Yes!
Wow!
So, Ultra Fee Girl will be hosting it for you today.
Yes.
This time, two household specialty stores cooperated with us.
Yes.
Household specialty stores have been selected for Hama- san's New Life Supporting Household Festival.
Thank you!
However...
Yes.
I was surprised when you said "three household specialty stores".
There is nothing in the world that you can't give as a gift.
Well, well.
Household specialty stores are good at playing games.
In short, you have to play a music game.
A music game...
Yes.
If you don't succeed, you can't get it.
I see.
Yes.
The price depends on the household specialty store.
That's right.
Depending on the price, you can play five different games that are different in difficulty.
You can only play it twice, so please think carefully about whether you want a high-priced but difficult game or a cheap but easy game.
I'll think about it.
Then let's go into the store.
It's pretty much in there, isn't it?
Yes, let's do it.
It's true!
This is it!
First of all, let's start with Ms. Bermuda, who is always making a buzz in the calendar industry.
It's Ms. Bermuda.
I want to see it, too.
Hello.
Welcome.
Thank you for coming.
The first thing I would like to introduce to you today is this.
Stainless hot plate "Bermuda the plate pro".
Do you know it?
I know it.
You can heat the whole hot plate evenly and bake it deliciously anywhere.
The edge has a lower temperature.
That's right.
The general one.
The chef here came up with this project.
What?
I went to an iron plate grill shop and was attracted by the stainless steel.
I thought I'd try it at home.
It's a product for that.
It's amazing.
It's like a sea farmer.
That's right.
That's amazing.
Today, I will explain it while the chef cooks it.
That's amazing.
This is a real thing, isn't it?
That's right.
It's Mr. Kumamoto's red cow's inner thigh.
Inner thigh?
Do you know that much about it?
You know a lot about meat.
I've never heard of a red cow being called "inner thigh" in my life.
It's amazing.
I'm happy.
I'm going to grill it now.
I like the design.
It's cool that it doesn't take corners.
Is this your first time seeing it used?
Yes.
Really?
I've seen it about four times.
It's amazing.
It's an iron plate grill shop.
By the way, I heard you used to be a chef.
That's right.
I used to be a chef.
I used to be an employee.
I only said "that's right."
You have a lot of experience.
I used to work as a chef at a foreign hotel.
I met Terra there and her dishes were delicious.
I wanted Terra to join me.
You wanted her to join you as a bird bye?
I joined her in her first household.
You've got a lot of experience.
Since it's uniform,
it looks very difficult, but anyone can make delicious food in earnest.
- That's the feature of this place. - Finally.
- So... - You handed it over like it was flowing.
- Wow. - What?
- Combination. - Wait a minute.
- That was a great combination play. - This is the room designed by the chef.
- Is this also a product? - Yes, it comes with it.
- But it has a memo here. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Why? - Yes, what is it?
- Here, we check the thickness of the meat and bake it by 1cm, 2cm, and 3cm.
- We deliver it to you as a recipe with this product. - As a recipe.
- The ingenuity of not letting anyone fail. - I see.
- And you can use a knife on an iron plate. - Oh, it's convenient.
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
- You don't have to worry about damaging it or anything like that. - That's right.
- It's not processed or anything like that. - I see.
- If it's processed, it comes off, right? - That's right.
- Thank you.
- Wow. - Here you go.
- Thank you very much. - Here you go.
- Wow, look at that. - Wow.
- Look at that. - It smells great.
I like meat, of course, but Asuka-san seems to be doing it a lot at home.
- That's right. - Right?
You're the host today, but you're eating before me.
- It's delicious, isn't it? - Thank you.
It's delicious.
- You can also eat crepe. - Crepe?
- Yes.
- You can only eat crepe because it doesn't have a rim. - I see.
That's amazing.
- All of a sudden... - That's amazing.
How is it, Akaushi?
It's delicious.
- I'd like to eat it too, but... - It's delicious.
- Today's main host keeps eating it. - It's delicious.
- Shall we look at the next one? - Yes, that one.
- There's more of this, right? - Yes.
- This is a product that was just released last month. - Last month?
Yes, it's a product called "rebaker".
When you eat bread from bakeries like croissants the next day, it's a little cold.
It's a new model that was released because it was difficult to heat it up again.
I'm going to keep talking about it, but I hope you'll try it.
- Thank you. - I hope you'll find the charm of "rebaker" interesting.
- Please "rebaker" it. - Yes.
Today, we're going to "rebake" this one. Do you know it?
- Hey, hey, hey, "marugoto" sausage. - Yes.
When we were developing "rebaker", we made "marugoto" sausage under the mission of making it the most delicious and warmest in the world.
- What is it? - In the first place.
- Did you have someone you liked? - Yes.
Our representative wanted to eat hot "marugoto" sausage, so we developed it to make this bread surprisingly delicious.
- I hope you'll try it. - I see.
- It was the most targeted target, so... - Yes.
We're going to heat it up for five minutes.
It's about what's good about "rebake", but...
If you bake it in a toaster, only the surface gets burnt.
- That happens. - Yes, it does.
- But the sausage inside isn't warmed up. - That's right.
Wow, it's so warm that there's no sausage left.
I've only seen "delicious" food like this.
So this is what it's like
- If I said that... - Yes, it's actually done.
- That's amazing. - Here, it's actually done.
- If you look at it... - Wow!
- Wow!
- It looks good. - Yes.
- We'd like you to try it. - Yes, thank you.
- Yes, we'll try it. - Yes, we'll try it.
- Yes, so... - Mmm!
- It's good! - Since you've cut it up...
- Well, first of all... - It's good!
Go ahead, MC!
Let's eat it.
- How is it? - Eat it.
- She's asking you. - Wow!
Mmm! It's true!
Mmm! How is it "true"?!
Mmm! It's true!
But...
- How is it "true"?! - Wow!
- How is it "true"?! - But this might actually be "true" for real.
Wow, it's good!
Mmm! It's amazing!
- Mmm! - It's "true" for real.
Asuka-chan, this is "true"!
- It's "true"! - This is "true"!
- Huh? "True"?
- The people who are watching this... - Huh? "True"?
Don't you think it's "true"?!
- This is "true"! - Mmm! It's "true"!
- This is "true"! - This is "true"!
- Mmm! It's "true"!
Now, it's time for the first game challenge!
Here are the prices of the latest Balmuda games.
You can choose one of the two games with high difficulty levels.
If you succeed, you'll get a home appliance as a gift.
Now, Hama-san will choose either one of them!
Well, first of all, we need to decide what we want, don't we?
Well, this is...
Yeah, a remake.
It's good, but...
- Then, a remake? - Yeah, yeah.
So, Hama-san and I will be playing this game together.
Here is the rule explanation video.
Please watch it.
She's getting back to her usual self.
Please answer what you see!
"Cherry Blossom Clouds Fluttering Quiz"!
I hope you won't get mad.
Look at the cherry blossoms floating in a transparent container.
Please answer the name of the scenery that appears.
- The name of the scenery, huh? - It looks really difficult.
- You can look at it one by one... - This country was chosen for me.
- But if you get tired of it, you can touch the button as many times as you like. - Oh, I see. One by one, huh?
The time limit is 45 seconds.
The key is whether you can look at areas of high importance or not.
- Is it a national name? - I don't know.
- Asuka-san, you're not good at it, are you? - No, no, no, I don't know.
- You don't know whether it's a foreign name or not? - No, I don't know.
You don't know whether it's a foreign name or not?
- I'm scared... - Oh, there's a possibility that it's a foreign name? - Yes.
If they succeed, they can get a remake of "Bermuda Triangle".
Will they be able to answer the quiz correctly?
Do we...
see...
one...
- Oh, it's flying a lot! - Oh, wow!
- This is me! - This is me!
Do we...
see...
- Can I say this building? - Oh, it's pretty!
- Pretty! - Asuka-san, it's not "pretty", it's... - Pretty!
- Isn't it "sakurado familia"? - It's pretty!
- Where is "sakurado familia" located? - Huh?
- Isn't "sakurado familia" over there? - Asuka-san! Okay, answer!
- Oh, "sakurado familia"! - Huh? "sakurado familia" is...
Is it wrong?
- Oh, there's nothing over here! - There's nothing over here!
- Oh, it's over here! - They already did it!
- "sakurado familia" is... - Yeah, where is it?
- Huh? Isn't it over there? - Oh, but I think...
- Asuka-san knows where it is! - Huh?!
- "sakurado familia" doesn't make sense. - It doesn't make sense.
- It's a forest. - But isn't it "zoo"? - Yeah, it is.
- It's like a young corn. - Yeah.
- Isn't "sakurado familia" "zoo"? - You read it, don't you?
- Oh, okay! Since we're together, we'll answer! - Oh, okay!
- Shall we say it together? - Yes!
- Ready, set... - Spain!
- Yes! - Yes!
- I'm happy! - I'm happy!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- We both said it was "zoo"! - Yeah!
- Huh? Then I'll get "zoo" too! - No, no, no!
- No, no, no!
- It was "hamazandle"! - Huh?!
- No, no!
- I got it! - Everyone, if you say you'll get it once...
- You won't be doing anything as a "gay" after this! - Huh?!
Moving on, we're going to the corner of "reasonable money" that's full of unique ideas and is very popular.
- Yes! I know a lot about "reasonable money". Thank you for having me! - Thank you for having me! Happy birthday!
- Oh, thank you! I'm sorry, but thank you so much! - I'm the executive director of "reasonable money", Ekki!
- Oh! - Thank you for having me! - I'm Ekki! - Thank you for having me!
- First of all... - Yes! - This! In front of you...
- This is a lyric machine, but it's not interesting even if you use a regular lyric machine for reference.
- It's a lyric machine for sound. - Oh!
- Since we have this Hamasuka-san's theme song here... - Oh, yes, yes, yes!
- Since we have it here, let's hear what happens when we play this sound. - Oh!
- Yes! Let's do it! - It's not like it's built in or anything like that, right?
- Yes! This is... - What happens when you listen to the outside sound? - Yes!
- Then, I'll set it up for you. - Oh!
- Then, I'll set it up for you.
- Eh!? - Oh?!
- Eh!? - Oh!?
- Eh, what's that?! - Why?!
- What's that?! - Why?!
- The color changes, too! - Amazing!
- Thank you! - Amazing!
- The lyrics react to the sound. - If you say it...
- The way you talk is reacting, too. - Yes, this voice is reacting, too.
- Interesting! - Thank you! - I've never seen it before!
- Of course, you can play it in normal mode. - Of course!
- You can cover it like this. - Yes, you can cover it like a club.
- It's an autotemist. - This is interesting. - Thank you!
- Next... - It keeps changing, doesn't it? - Next...
- It's a backpack that you can sit anywhere in a second! - A backpack you can sit anywhere in a second...
- Please show it to the camera. - What is it? - What is it?
- It looks like a normal backpack. - Yes, it looks like a normal backpack.
- Shall we open it? - Yes!
- Wow! - Like this?
- No, it's totally fine. It's totally stable. - Wow!
- You can use it for waiting or taking a break. You like cameras, don't you? - Yes, I do!
- You can use it to fix the camera. - Yes, you're right.
- Asuka-san, I'm sitting here, so it's totally fine. - Oh, you're right. It's totally fine.
- It's really cool. - It's cool. - You can stand in a line and look around.
- It's cool! I want to do it! - I want to do it!
- It's also fast to fold. - Oh, you're right. It's fast to open, but it's not annoying to fold.
- I'm going to fold it now. - Please do.
- Wow!
- It's like you're pulling it up, right? - Yes, that's right.
- This is really amazing! - There's more.
- Let's go. - Next up is this.
- It's a potato peeler. - A potato peeler.
- Potatoes are very good for you. - Yes.
- It's high in vitamin C. - It's good for you, right?
- Yes, it's very good for you, but it's annoying to peel a potato. - It's difficult, isn't it?
- Yes, it is. - It's a little difficult.
- Let's automate it. - What is it?
- There's this potato peeler. - Yes.
- It's not what you just said, right? - It's just like that. - Just like that.
- Just like that.
- And then you press the button. - Switch on with pleasure.
- Yes.
- I'll turn it on. - Yes.
- It's scary! - It's scary!
- I think you should talk a little. - Okay, yes!
- Let's talk about what's going on. - That annoying potato...
- This is the idea itself, isn't it? - That's right.
- First of all, we thought about what we could do to solve this problem and made this. - It's really funny and interesting.
- It's good. - Thank you very much. - It's really good.
- Let's read the last one. - Yes, this is the last one.
- An electric knife. - Yes, it's an electric knife.
- But recently, the word "moedan" has become popular. - Moedan?
- Yes, this word has come up. - Moedan?
- You can post a nicely cut cross section of something on social media. - Does that mean you're praising it?
- That's right. - Moedan?
- That's right. The word "moedan" has come up. - What's that?
- Besides that, it's a very popular product. - Really?
- And right now, we have cream puffs here. - Cream puffs?
- Cream puffs are... - They'll shrink. - Let me cut them for you. - Cream puffs are impossible.
- Let me cut them for you. - This show doesn't lie like that. - Thank you very much. - I'm looking forward to it.
- First of all, there's a word. - A word? - Yes, there's a line.
- It's my own line. - An electric knife? - Yes, yes, yes. - Yes, let's go.
- We won't do anything weird. Once you get a blade in... - I've heard of it.
- We'll go like this. - Wow!
- Beautiful! - Wow! - Beautiful!
- You're still saying things like that. - You're still saying things like that. - That's right. - The cross section.
- The mechanism is like this. - Oh! - There are two blades. - I see.
- So you hold it with one and cut it with the other. - Oh, I see. - That's why the cross section is so beautiful.
- Since you're here, why don't you two cut them for us? - I want to do it! - I want to do it! - Yes.
- We've prepared a sandwich for you. - It's super soft. - Yes. - Let me cut it for you. - Yes, please.
- An electric knife? - Yes, we won't do anything weird. - Once you get a blade in... - I've heard of it. - Once you get a blade in...
- Whoa! - Wow! Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - This is amazing! Once you get in...
- I never thought I'd do this in my life. - Wow! - Wow! - Beautiful!
This video is about Nogizaka46 all girls idol group from Japan.
- Beautiful! - Wonderful!
Thank you.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Okay. - Okay.
- Push it forward and it'll cut. - Push it forward and it'll cut.
- Thank you. - Okay.
- Should I say the lines? - Oh, please do.
Okay. "I don't giggle."
- "Once it's in my mouth..." - Did you bite a little?
- Oh, you got caught. - "Sharp."
- MC Sharp. - I'll do it.
- Please do. - Please do.
I don't giggle.
Once it's in my mouth...
Sharp.
- Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! - Right?
- It's amazing once it's in. - It is!
- That's right. Once it's in... - Wow!
It's the first time in my life.
- Wow! - Wow! Beautiful!
- Beautiful! - Wonderful!
Now it's time for the second game challenge.
What did Hama-san choose?
My feelings are completely for this potato thing.
I think this is the most amazing one.
It's amazing for a potato.
But I think "electric knife" means "impressed" in a way.
- I want it. - I think it's "impressed" in a way.
- I want it. - I think "music word quiz" will do it.
- And it's just the two of you, right? - That's right.
Since you're cooperating.
Then let's do it. Music word quiz.
Ah... Ah... Ah...
Using an electric knife like magic,
the two of them will do a music word quiz.
Doing a quiz with only music words,
and connecting 6 words in 60 seconds will clear the game.
Ready, start!
- Music. - C.
- Click.
- C. - C.
C.
- C. - C.
- It's okay if it's C. - It's okay.
C.
- Chikukolia - Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah Ah, Ah, Ah.
Ariana Grande
- End? - Is it over?
That was quick.
It's like a double play.
Really?
What about me?
Why?
Damn it.
Asuka-san, thank you for today.
Thank you.
It's all thanks to you.
But...
We did it together.
In the end, it's my birthday.
Damn it.