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- Hello, this is Hamasuka Broadcasting Department. - Yes.
Here is what we are going to do today.
Verification "music race".
You haven't thought of anything for this title, have you?
Today, we are going to have Hamasuka two people predict these three verifications that the staff has investigated in a race format.
Both of them will start with ten chips in their hands and put a chip on a song that is likely to be first place in each race.
The "odds" for each race have been assigned to the person who is most familiar with each of them.
The chips obtained in the end can be exchanged for prizes.
- Wow! - Wow!
- One hundred! - Wow!
- Latest throat care goods! - Wow!
- Moreover, the mobile milk bottle, which is small and portable. - Wow!
- It's made of omurice. - I want it!
- I want it!
Work hard to aim for luxurious products!
Hamasuka competition!
Verification "music race"!
The first race will be...
Baby! Stop crying song race
The verification method is simple.
When Ritsuto-kun, who is 0 years and 6 months old, cries, he will play music and compete for victory until he stops crying.
- Wow! - Wow!
Moreover, this time, "Three Great Baby Cry Stop Songs" which is worshipped as "God Comedy" on social media, will be the entry.
The first entry song is...
Three major baby crying song laces
It's cute.
Takashi Sorimachi's "POISON"
In this world where you can't say what you want to say...
This time, Suzuki sensei, the director of the Japanese Mainland Research Institute, will explain each song.
In order for a baby to stop crying, first you need to calm it down and then draw attention.
You can hear Sorimachi-san's low voice.
In the chorus, I can't say what I want to say.
The song "Three major baby crying song race" also has a certain melody.
I think you can calm down and then draw attention to such points.
There is also a killer melody for babies in the intro part.
This line looks like a V-shape.
This goes up like "peru peru peru"
This frequency is a good frequency of baby's ear sensitivity.
A melody that the baby is interested in. Let's listen carefully.
There are two factors, calmness and crying.
In that sense, it may be a sign of baby's crying.
Here is the second song.
Aoyama Peruma - Feat. Solja "Soba ni Irune"
The tempo is 80bpm, which is 80 beats per minute,
and that 80bpm is close to a baby's heartbeat at bedtime,
so it's gradually being pulled.
On social media, many grateful comments have been posted by mothers who have realized the effect.
And here is the third song!
Oh!
It's Takemoto Piano!
More, more, Takemoto!
Play the piano for me!
Takemoto Piano's commercial song!
First, at the beginning, a cat meows and it goes "pa-ka!"
Then, there's a female chorus and a guitar and drums playing,
and then only the piano and Mr. Zaitsu's vocals.
Then, suddenly, there's a blank space, and at the end, while saying "play the piano for me!", a cat meows.
With these various sounds,
babies are distracted and forget the act of crying.
Are they really distracted?
A baby's fast-dying song race that seems like a super high-level battle!
What is Mr. Suzuki's answer?
Yes, it's like this.
Takemoto Piano is his real name.
The cat next to him is also a big trap!
I think Takemoto Piano is strong in terms of speed,
and I think it's okay to say it's more than one point.
As you can see, there are other two songs.
Now, Mr. Hama and Ms. Asuka, please bet your chips on the song you think will win!
How much should I bet?
I like "poison".
OK.
"titan poison".
By the way, the reason is...
Because I like it.
But, you know...
V-shaped synthron, that's from the intro.
Well, I think it's effective, after all.
Most of all, I've heard of that crying darkness.
It's kind of like, well, that's how you want to go for the first race.
Baby, early crying darkness song race
Good evening.
When Ritsu-kun starts crying, play the song and count the time until he completely stops crying.
If it's completely stopped crying or not, the mother will judge.
In addition, this time, in order to eliminate unfairness,
we have tested as many elements as possible that may affect Ritsu-kun's mood,
such as the freshness of his clothes and his hunger.
The top batter is Poisonz, who has prepared calm elements and interesting elements with a double throw.
It's 15 minutes until we look at Ritsu-kun in a good mood.
At that moment, he suddenly came.
He started crying, so the race starts now!
- Huh? - Huh?
- Oh. - Oh, I see.
- Huh?
- Wow! - Wow!
- They stopped crying in just 15 seconds!
- I mean, I couldn't make them cry anymore.
- According to Ms. Suzuki's explanation, the intro with the "killer" melody for "akachan" was a wonderful result!
- Wow!
- The second song is "soba ni iru ne".
Can they make it past 15 seconds?!
- This is kind of funny.
- Oh, they're still crying.
- Oh, but...
- Oh...
- It was just a touch difference.
- Unfortunately, they couldn't make it past 5 seconds.
- The record is 20 seconds!
- The last song is Ms. Suzuki's favorite, "takemoto piano" commercial song!
- Wow!
(Drop)
(Double Dmt - Over It)
- Thanks for farming so much!
- Wow!
- Didn't we both win in the first race? - Huh?
Are you going to take it with your hands?
Wow!
You're shy, aren't you?
In the second race, a fast-forwarded song race for regular customers!
The stage will be...
Ko-chan-ho Young Lady Store!
- Ko-chan-ho? - Wow!
A huge compound facility with a sales area of 2,000 square meters, which mainly stores books and documents!
This time, we'll change "Hotaru no Hikari" that we usually play during closing hours into a different song...
and have each customer verify their time until they go home, but...
If customers set "0" as their finishing point, the results will be determined by each customer, so...
in this verification, we'll start with a song and quickly take out 15 songs from stores.
- You're trying so hard! - Wow!
- The first entry song is... - It's a song, isn't it?
Kiyama Yusaku - "Home"!
This song, which can be said to be the mainstay of "home" songs,
may make customers go home in an instant, no matter what age group listens to it, but...
The second entry song is...
Then let's go home.
Kayama Yuzo - "With" Tanimura Shinji - "Sarai"!
Since the closing time is 9 pm, the timing overlaps with the closing of that program.
Can they stimulate customers' homesickness with the image of a song like "Oh, it's about to end"?
And the third song is...
"Norizaka Forty-Six" - "Kaerimichi wa Toumawari shitakunaru" (I want to go far away)
The reason for choosing this song is these lyrics at the beginning of the song.
With these lyrics, they can stimulate customers' homesickness.
It's a song with a strong smell of consecutive hits.
Here are the odds that salesperson Abe gave us.
Now, Hama-san, Asuka-san, what do you predict?
I used to say that the closing of karaoke is "sarai".
But I don't want to betray my past self, so I'll say "twenty".
"Fifteen".
"Sarai", too.
I think it's "sarai" for sure.
You don't have "norizaka", do you?
No, I don't.
I didn't make it for that purpose.
Make Customers Go Home Early Song Race
They play the song at 8.55 minutes before closing,
and measure the time from two entrances to 15 customers.
By the way, the light of fireflies usually takes about 9 to 10 minutes.
The first challenge is "Home" by Yusaku Kiyama.
"Home" by Yusaku Kiyama.
The intro is a calm melody, so there is no big movement for the audience.
In the chorus, which seems to have the most effect,
can the audience be changed?
I don't know what you're talking about.
But shall we go home together?
No one moves in the world.
They didn't go home at all.
After all, the home record was 9 minutes and 15 seconds, which is not much different from the light of a firefly.
Next, we will verify the second song.
It's a time zone that seems to be the most powerful, but...
What will happen?
Tonight, a magazine corner where many customers remain.
Will "sarai"'s chorus reach them?
That's right.
There are people who call the corner "ferry".
There is no intention of returning.
They didn't return at all.
It's like usual.
There is not much difference from the people in the hotel, right?
That's right.
Finally, verify if you want to go a long way on the way back.
What kind of result will it be?
Will it reach them?
Again today, a magazine corner where many customers remain.
"kaerimichi wa toumawari shitaku naru" is different from "home" and "sarai".
The shortest and strongest killer phrase is "kamaseru".
"kameru" is "stop" in Japanese.
"Stop it"?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
It may be a coincidence, but it closed.
And obviously, it's different from the previous two songs.
Customers are returning home.
No way!
As you can see in the magazine corner, it was a hard hit.
It's rare for so many people to come in before the announcement.
It's rare.
It's amazing.
The tension is rising.
Is it rare?
It's amazing.
The tension is rising.
It took some time for the 15th person, but she seems to want to go back home.
Hey, Asuka.
You should believe in yourself a little more.
But I'm from Nogizaka.
You're from Nogizaka, a scary place?
It's my song.
Take it! Take it!
You did a good job.
The last chance question for the two people who lost a big chip in the second race.
For the final race, we'll predict the song of the second song and set up the points higher.
The final race is a song correction race.
The stage will be...
A sauna!
I see.
The sauna lover, A.D. and Alimizu will enter the sauna while listening to a song correction.
The song that stays unconscious for longer will win.
It's a endurance time attack.
A.D. and Alimizu will measure the time until they leave the sauna.
By the way, A.D. and Alimizu usually leave the sauna after eight minutes.
So, the first song is...
What is it?
Hirose Komi
It's a song that you want to fall in love with.
It's a song that you can feel the coolness and the coldness.
The song that goes against it is...
Wow.
What is it?
"Moriyama Ryoko", "Satoukibi Batake",
A beautiful singing voice with a sense of transparency and cleanliness,
and lyrics that say "wind" twelve times in one song in nine minutes and forty seconds,
It seems like you can feel a lot of coolness, but...
Otsu is in charge of this verification place, Minomayu's band Watanabe-san.
In fact, this Minomayu is a fighter who is quite particular about sound.
Speaking of a sauna, the image is strong, but in Minomayu, it seems that the priority of songs in the 90s and 2000s is flowing.
And here is Watanabe-san's Otsu.
We will put this on with Otsu, which is twice as much as each.
Speaking of experience, it's not hot, but we go to Kyushu by car.
And when it happened, I used to play Koumi Hirose's best band with a loud sound all the time when I debuted.
I was really doing it, so I think I'll forget the heat.
I'll go with two cards without throwing away.
If you two bet on Hirose-san, it will be a good bet.
Asuka-san is only doing it out of greed.
But that's the only way to achieve it now.
I'm sorry.
Sauna Suzumi Song Endurance Race Opening!
First of all, I want to fall in love with the winter song's classic Hirose Koumi's "Gerende".
How far can you respond to 80 degrees of room temperature?
That's right.
I want to move on to the next step with you today as an opportunity.
I want to be in perfect condition in the middle of winter.
What is the record of the winter song classic song?
Oh, but it's here.
8 minutes and 12 seconds.
Most of them came out with the same feeling as 8 minutes for me.
I felt really hot in my heart.
The second song is "Satoukibi Batake".
If it's a beautiful park like Ryoko Moriyama's transparent one,
even in a closed space, the wind may blow through, but...
I want to fall in love with Gelende so much that it melts.
More than 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
The word "wind" comes up a lot, so did you feel the coolness?
I didn't feel it.
I was on my bed in "Satoukibi Batake".
Oh, me too.
I just took it off.
I put it down, too.
You made a bar to lower it, but you didn't use it in the end.
At first, I was happy to take it off, but at the end, I was a little disappointed.
It's a complete recovery. It's beautiful.
It doesn't make a sound of "goo" if you do it this far.
I want it.
From our point of view, why can't we write "nogizaka nanui"?
Talent offer letter
No, no, no!
You know...
I don't want to get money like singing fees!
Talent offer letter
October 10th, Monday night, "Three shows combined festival"!
At times like this, we'd better not bring out the Sakamiki group.
In the theater, Hamao Kamoto and Hikoro Hii appear!
I didn't think you two would stand up at the same time!
In addition, Hamaosuka Broadcasting Club will participate in Hikoro Hii's "Bad Player" competition!
You made me take "site ask" seriously!
I feel like I'm going to lose the project!
This is nerve-racking!
Even in Hamaosuka, Hirona Kana and Hikoro Hii can say whatever they want!
While listening to "matz", I'm listening to "tempai".
Who will be the emissary of such a combined festival?
By combining these three programs,
we'd like to create the strongest program, "I brought Kyokosuka with me"!
"Tom Browne" when it comes to combining!
"Combined Festival" is on October 10th, Monday night!