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Tonight, we have guests who are not interested in HKT at all at Hakata Department Store No. 3 Store, which has a variety of unique products!
HKT48! Hakata Department Store No. 3 Store!
Our guests for tonight are these people!
Hello!
Our guest for tonight, Chidori-san, is a comedian from Yoshimoto.
I'm doing a radio show with NMB.
Saya-nee and Nana-chan.
I know a little about NMB.
By the way, I'm also a comedian.
Oh, I don't know.
You don't know?
Asking Chidori-san about his image of HKT...
It's not that I don't like it, but...
How do I say it...
Marbled ramen...
I don't hate it and I think it's good, but I don't order it.
It's a weird example.
It's like marbled ramen.
We drink marbled ramen.
HKT drinks marbled ramen?
I've never ordered it, so I don't know.
How do I say it... I don't like it and I don't eat it.
What impression do HKT members have of Chidori- san?
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
All of you!
Wow!
Nobu-san is cute, but Daigo-san is a little...
To be honest, I want to say this to HKT members...
You shouldn't write things like this.
Even if you write, "What is Chidori Daigo's image?",
you won't be picked up like that.
You have to write something different.
I see, I see.
What did you write, Nako-chan?
Both of you look at me.
What is that?
I'm double-eyed!
Is that your image?
Is Chidori's image only your eyelids?
Is there anyone who wrote a different answer?
Yes, there is.
If you had eyes, you would have brought a bat.
You're the same!
The problem is...
Chidori's image is zero!
That's right!
For now, I'm just telling you to pick up my information.
This is a big problem.
It's about time for Chidori-san's happy talk, but...
For now, Nako-chan, who is a comedian's favorite!
Oh, Nako-chan, is that so?
Which comedian is your favorite?
It's Juicy-zu-san!
Oh, Juicy-zu!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Juicy-zu?
Isn't there another one?
Janpoke-san!
You like the three of them!
You like Trio!
You like the two of them!
Kumamushi-san!
Oh, you like him!
Because you like it warm!
Yes!
Oh, Murashige-chan!
I like Non-Style-san!
Oh, I see!
Oh, I see! I like Hanamaru Daiki-san!
Oh, I see!
It's a guest!
Oh, I see!
What should we do?
I didn't know it's called "guest"
I don't know how to say it
Really?
Nacchan? She's angry
It seems like Shidori-chan is angry
Let's call Matsuoka's happy face!
Why did you call me when I'm angry?
Who is angry?
What does it mean to give a paper cup to someone who is angry?
Who is angry?
What?
I will give you all my savings.
What did you say?
I will give you all my savings.
What did you say?
You are Natsumi-chan, aren't you?
What did Matsuoka say?
I am relieved that you are here with me.
Will you give me all your savings?
She said what I want her to say.
She is angry.
She is really angry.
Daigo-san is angry.
What should I do?
I am not in a good mood.
Don't think that this program will go as you wish.
That's not true.
Don't say that and give it a try, Daigo-san.
I am thinking of getting married and getting a wife.
What are you doing?
Are you serious?
Wake up!
What did Daigo-san say?
Daigo-san, do you think I'm a man?
Wow! You're an adult!
I'm going to shut down all of Hakata's business.
No, no! Don't get too close!
Now that Daigo-san has laughed, let's move on to the project!
Let's learn more about HKT!
Yes! Real-life survey!
This project is a real-life survey of HKT members!
Only members who think they know the topic will move to "yes" seats.
Others will never move!
It's a project to find out what's going on behind the scenes!
Here's the first question!
I have complaints about this Hakata Department Store Building 3.
Wow!
If you think it's me, please move to "yes".
Is it okay for me to say this?
Huh? Wait a minute!
Hey, guys!
Guys!
Are you okay?!
Misaki's tension is going down!
Misaki-chan?!
As a result of Misaki-chan's dissatisfaction with the show...
But the surprising thing is that Misaki-chan is over there.
Why? Why?
What's wrong?
I think it's probably the same for everyone, but I think there are a lot of pranks.
Ah, pranks?
I wasn't prepared for it, so I was surprised.
I see.
Certainly.
But if you say "it's a prank" first, you're the type who can't react, right?
You don't have to say that.
I don't know what you're talking about!
Here's a dissatisfaction from Natsumi Tanaka...
I'm a sit-down person, but...
No way!
I've been sitting down since episode three.
That's true.
And here's Natsumi Tanaka's problem...
The staff held a meeting just for this question.
At that meeting, it turned out that there were three important places for a sit-down in a department store.
To give you an example of a soccer position, I asked Flip to summarize it for you.
The staff did?
That's right!
Let's replace this sit-down with a soccer role and explain it.
The first position to be decided is...
The show's mood-maker, invincible sideback.
Yes, this position is at the far right of the front row.
Speaking of which...
Neru!
This is great!
At the far right of the front row...
She has a strong heart and looks that can withstand the front row.
Her speed of running can't be slowed down even at the end of the show.
She has stamina!
Wow!
Looks that can withstand the front row...
The girl in the back is too cute!
Isn't she too cute?
It's like she's been told to be ugly for a long time.
By the way, these two sat in this seat during the reference period.
In the past, I was a regular member and I was called every time.
My seat was also here.
But...
I wasn't called.
That's true.
I have a problem. Everything is so cute that it's subtle.
Stop it!
Don't say it yourself!
What did you say?
You're too quick to get carried away!
I really have a problem!
Everything is so cute that it's subtle.
What are you talking about?
That's not true!
You're more angry than cute!
You're too quick to get carried away!
For example, her chin is big and she has a characteristic face like that.
She doesn't have a bad mouth.
I know! She has a garlic nose!
A garlic nose?
She doesn't have a pleasant face.
That's what you want, isn't it?
A garlic nose is good!
I like this half, but only this part is incomplete.
The rest is perfect, isn't it?
It's not "yes"!
The next important position is...
A quiet brunch that balances the whole show.
This is important, too!
Isn't it cool?
It's like a Japanese representative, Endo, giving out a pass.
I admire you!
It's a show without that person.
That's right!
It's important!
The brunch is...
Here!
Speaking of which...
Lovedan!
As expected!
Lovedan is good!
The second from the right of the chorus.
There are a lot of comments from people who sit here and say useful things at the right time they want.
The recording itself is fun and the cheering is also interesting.
These members sat here in section three!
But I've never thought you were such a useful person.
I am!
A hundred percent!
Actually, Murashige is like that, too!
I'd be happier if Murashige and Lovedan were here!
I know! I know!
I'm happy!
Sasshi shakes the bat and does something like hitting a wall.
And the last one is...
Absolute guardian deity!
Hinadan's goalkeeper!
Absolute guardian deity!
Isn't it cool?
Cool!
That position is here!
At the far right of the chorus!
It's here!
It's important!
It's the outermost!
That's right!
The girl sitting in this seat is Lovedan's emcee!
What?!
I see!
I didn't know!
It is said that the program staff and emcees also trust her.
In addition, when this person speaks, the whole of Hinadan is reflected!
I see!
No, I just...
I didn't have a picture, so I thought it was here...
No!
According to the staff's information, Natsumi is absent.
Every time the recording ends, I'm sure you'll ask me if you can call me next time...
However, without Natsumi Tanaka, Hakata Hyakka Ten will not be Hyakka Ten!
I'm sure of it!
It's a lie!
I'm sure of it!
Are you relieved?
I'm relieved!
I'm fine here!
I'm relieved!
Now that Natsumi Tanaka's dissatisfaction has been resolved, let's return to the main subject!
I am dissatisfied with the number of times I have appeared in Hakata Hyakka Ten No. 3.
If you think it's a yes, it's this one. If you think it's a no, it's this one.
That's fast!
These five people are dissatisfied with their number of appearances!
Mikurin, is that so?
Yes!
There's nothing interesting about it at all, so why do you call me every time?
Over there!
You called me too much, Miku-chan!
I'll get angry if you call me!
You don't have to call me like that!
If you don't call me like that, I won't grow up on my own.
I see.
And for Murashimi...
I was hoping you'd call me for the first time.
But...
My schedule was free and I was off that day.
But when I saw you guys writing the questionnaire next to me...
Oh, you didn't get the questionnaire. Why did you record it?
Something like that!
So...
I was a little sad.
That's a shock!
Because you're cute, right?
Yeah, but it's because you're cute that it's a problem!
No, it's not!
It's because you're cute that you're called!
Actually, Murashige received a questionnaire from her dad.
She's asked about this, too!
It seems like you're very frustrated that you can't appear in the show.
You'll get angry just by touching the show.
What?!
When I asked her about it on LINE...
She replied, "I'm frustrated!"
That's right.
One time, when my dad was eating dinner...
He said, "You won't be called this time, will you?"
Yeah!
I was like, "Ah!"
You don't want to be called!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
So far, it's been a personal investigation!
From now on, we're going to entrust Nobu with a black card with deeper questions...
And we're going to find out more about the members!
Can you guys ask us something like this?
What?!
Really dark questions...
Let's be honest!
Let's be honest, everyone!
It's really scary!
What?! There's someone like that?!
I forgot my underwear at the hotel where I'm staying!
What?!
Who is it?!
It's an idol's mischievous action!
Now, please move!
Please!
Please move?
Be honest!
Please move!
Mom sent us a questionnaire, so even if you lie, we'll find out!
Oh!
Who is it?
It's Nako!
What is it, Nako?
We've received information from Nako's mother!
I forgot my underwear at the hotel where I'm staying!
I thought I'd do it someday.
It's a bitter laugh.
You left it there and came here?
Salted underwear?
Yes.
What?!
I see, I see!
But you thought you'd take a bath, right?
You took it off and left it there...
And what did you do the next day?
Wear new underwear?
We don't wear the same underwear!
But it's hard for them to come back!
It's true!
I was looking at it, too...
A paper bag of this size came to me...
I thought it might be chocolate because it's Valentine's Day...
But it turned out to be underwear!
And your own underwear!
The next question is...
I force my little brother to kiss me and make him say 'I love you'.
Wow!
That's amazing!
That's good!
Are you sure about this? This is a big problem!
I'm fine!
Who are you talking about?
A man and a woman.
A man and a woman?
Yes.
Raise your hand if you're sure about this.
Huh?
That's weird.
Now, please move.
A liar is here.
Move, you!
Who's the liar?
Someone's calling you.
Now, who's the liar?
From whose mother?
Yes.
From Sakura's mother!
Huh?
Yes, yes, Sakura-chan.
I'm here.
Huh?
You have a little brother, right?
Huh? I hate you, little brother!
I force my little brother to kiss me and make him say 'I love you'.
Even though she hates her four-year-old little brother,
she made him say "I love you" many times,
forced him to kiss her on the cheek,
and made him smile.
Wow!
How old is he?
I can't see him at all,
so when I see him, I hug him all the time.
When I do that, he says "I don't like you, Sakura- chan!"
I'm shocked.
Even when he's right in front of me,
I want him to say "Sakura-chan, I love you" and make a video of it.
I see.
That video...
Actually, we watch that video a lot.
Sakura-chan, I love you.
You make it exciting?
I don't like it.
Wow, I don't like it.
Sakura-san, Sakura-san, I'm sure you can hear her say "Yes!"
She's making it exciting.
Sakura-chan, I love you.
Yes, yes.
There's someone more dangerous here.
What is it?
You looked like you were in danger.
I don't kiss him,
but my little brother is very rebellious right now,
so I say "Tell me you love me!"
Be more of my partner!
And you made him knock on the wall.
Knock on the wall?!
No, no, no, that's dangerous.
I'm still taller,
so I don't say it, but I push him against the wall like this.
On the contrary, Mio says "Yes, say it!"
She goes to knock on the wall.
I say it.
Mio-chan is strong.
Everyone's love for their little brothers is too strong.
Next up is...
A big incident where the conference room of Hakata Hyakka Tenno has temporarily collapsed!
In this show, if you can't choose and receive anything, you can't eat any of the rewards, right?
Yes, of course.
It's a rule, right, Haru?
Yes, that's right.
Only those who received it can eat it.
I see.
This show is especially strict, right?
Yes, it's strict.
Seriously, after the camera stops rolling, you can't even say a word, right?
Yes.
I see.
Even though there is such a rule, there are people like this.
Even though I didn't get rejected, I secretly ate the reward food!
What?!
This is terrible!
There's no way there are people like that!
If there were, I'd be really angry!
We wouldn't be able to stand it!
There's no way there are people like that!
The 100% members will be happy about this reward!
The staff's trust will be betrayed!
If you're saying "it's me", please move!
It's me!
Tashima and Yabuki managed to steal and eat the prize food.
But things didn't go as they planned.
Wait! Wait! Parfum, you ate it too, didn't you?
Me? Me? Me?
You ate it with sweets after the sports day, didn't you?
Oh no, I like sweet potatoes.
You say that a lot.
She said "Let's eat it together."
You said it!
It's me! It's me! It's me!
It's me!
The one at the end.
Natsumi?
I'm not lying. When I was eating it, I took a fork and ate it silently.
What are you talking about?
I ate the cake.
Wait a minute. Natsumi is very angry right now.
That's not true!
I ate it!
It's written. It's written. It's written.
It's a mental illness.
Don't eat it!
What is this?
In the end, four criminals were arrested for cheating.
Four people came out.
The staff is watching the crime scene.
Yabuki-san.
Tashima-san.
Even though you didn't become a criminal, you ate the tuna, didn't you?
That's not true!
Don't eat it!
No, but I didn't steal it.
I ate it proudly and said "Please!"
No, no, no.
You're talking about whether you should steal it proudly, aren't you?
I'm not stealing it!
Shishizama-san got along with me and said "Is there anything else you want?"
The staff said "Yes!" and said "It's a secret."
The staff is trying it.
That's right.
That's why I usually say "No, I'm not stealing it, so I won't wait until you give it to me."
Natsumi-kun.
Yes?
Did you like the tuna you ate?
It was delicious.
No, you can't say that!
Finally, Chidori-san's stealing announcement!
She's cute and I know all kinds of characters.
Sometimes I eat marble ramen, too.
You saw it, didn't you?
The winner of HKT48 is...
Murashige!
What's the point of it?
Is her cuteness disturbing you?
Have you ever heard of it?
Murashige and Chidori won the badge of winner.
The winner of HKT48 is Fugouni-gurume!
"Tomiyoshi Revolution"!
I'm Asuko and I'm Tomiyoshi. Nice to meet you!
Today's topic is "family line".
Whose family wrote this line?
"Why are you born?" "What do you live for?"
It's hard!
It's not about me! I want to live as long as I can!
I want to live as long as I can!
Let's move on.
"Shy", "annoying", "no love".
Yes, yes, yes.
Do you understand now?
She's the only one who doesn't know.
There's someone who doesn't know.
According to my mom,
"shy", "annoying", "no love",
she worries about everyone at work.
Yes, yes.
I worry about everyone.
Oh, I see.
If you're an HKT fan, you should know by now.
The only way to enjoy "family line" is...
"fooling around"!
You can't say that!
Of course!
This isn't your wallet!
"Height 100", section 3.
Let's continue!
Do you understand now?
Today's reward is...
"Strawberry Whipped Cream" and "Macadamia Nuts" pancakes from "Eggs 'n Things".
Is Daigo going to eat them?
I'm going to eat them.
Actually, this is his second time eating pancakes.
It's good! It's always good!
What do you say to your fans when you say "I'm cute"?
Some people might think it's bad...
But people who support me will see me with warm eyes.
Ah, I see.
I don't think anyone can do that in this world.
Next week's final episode...
Mr. Yoshinori Kobayashi has recovered from his illness!
And now, a word of encouragement from the members!
An announcement from the program!
The online video distribution service "hulu" and "nittele on demand"
The Hakata Hyakka Shopping Mall will start internet distribution after the broadcast!
For more information, please visit the program homepage!
I hope I can appear in your dream.
Good night!