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Hakata Hyakka Ten!
This is an idol department store that sells HKT48 products.
The customers who come to this store to buy HKT48 products are first-class entertainers who have no interest in anti-HKT.
Are there any products you can buy tonight?
HKT48! Hakata Hyakka Ten! Store No. 3!
Today's guest is this person!
Alright! Sorry! Let's do it one more time!
Can we?
It's fine! It's fine!
We're Okada-san from Mazda Okada!
"Pah!" and you showed up and it was so fun!
That was tough...
Alright, we got it! This is it!
"Pah!" And I showed up!
Uwaaauuuu!!
Is this it?
You did look happy about it!
Are you sure you're not happy about your appearance from before?
No!
The master of one-shot jokes, Okada from Masudao.
Okada-san, do you know about HKT?
Of course I know about the group name, but as an individual, I don't know much about it.
That's right.
But even if I do say it, I don't know how far I can go in this show with Hinagan and other entertainers.
That's true.
That's why I'm not going to lose today!
In the end, I'm going to join HKT!
It's obvious!
Okada-san, who has no interest in HKT, chooses a favorite member.
At the end of the show, a special "favorite member badge" will be given.
We asked HKT members about their impressions of Okada-san.
But we mostly got the same answers.
First, Mio.
What is Okada-san's impression of Tomonaga?
It's Mio.
Oh, it's Mio.
Here it is.
First...
Wow!
Mio.
That's the image I always have of you.
I talk a lot about you, but you're just not mentioned in the show.
You're only mentioned in "Wow!"
Wow! is very popular.
And looking at impressions other than "Wow!",
Wait, wait, stop it.
Can I say it three in a row?
Yes!
Very playful person.
Playful person who plays with everything.
These two!
Koujina.
Gina.
Koujina, who said, "Playful person who plays with everything."
Isn't this bad?
What do you mean "playful"?
Every time I watch you on TV, you always seem playful.
That's harsh!
You're always grinning.
Are you happy!?
But it's not just negative ones.
For example, Tanaka Miku.
What is Okada-san's impression of Tanaka Miku?
My impression of her? I've heard about her, but...
You've heard about her? Like, she's a woman, right?
She's very helpful, and very kind. She's a good image of mine.
I've heard about her, but she's not the image you've heard of!
What about you, Elena-chan?
When I saw her on TV...
14-year-old researcher, Sakamoto Elena.
When I saw her on TV, I thought she was an honest person living her life honestly.
She's been honest since she was 14!
Since I was 14, I've been living my 40-something year life honestly!
Elena-chan, don't you have any wishes you want to make come true?
I want you to show me a one-time-only game.
Anything is fine.
And then, 2015 has started again. Do you know my "eto-gag"?
Eto-gag?!
What?! You don't know it?! Every year?!
I don't know it at all!
This year's eto-gag...
Eto-gag... Well, it's the year of the sheep, so...
I'm looking forward to it!
Eto-gag!
You're funny! She's really funny!
Thank you!
I like it when you all do "shirakeru".
No, I didn't say "shirakeru"!
Isn't it a joke?! I laughed because you said "shirakeru" just now!
On top of that, she has a wish from one of her members!
Mio-chan?
Yes!
I hold a handshake party every weekend.
And when my fans tell me, "I saw your gravure video," I get embarrassed.
Why?
Yeah, I get embarrassed and I don't know what to do.
So I'd like you to give me a joke that I can use at that moment.
"I saw your gravure video" is embarrassing, right?
It's embarrassing!
"I saw your gravure video" is embarrassing, right?!
It's embarrassing!
S
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sha
I saw your gravure video
sha
I saw it! I saw it!
That's good! That's cute!
Here we go!
I saw your gravure video
sha
Cute!
Now that Okada-san and HKT-san are getting closer, let's start planning!
"I don't know this part of TV" by Okada-san!
Today, in order for HKT48 to grow bigger and bigger, we're going to tell you "that" and "this" on TV.
You've all thought of questions, haven't you?
Yes!
Then, please show us!
Here you go!
There's a lot of them, but...
You've written a lot of them, but...
Today, we're not doing this show!
We're not doing this show!
Again?!
Hakata Hyakka Den's Special Project!
From parents to members, there are things that irritate them and things that worry them.
This segment is about parents telling their family's attitude on TV.
In fact, as we do this "family preface" segment several times, the level of prefaces of mothers is increasing.
First of all, let me introduce the prefaces.
The first preface is from a member's father.
The first one is...
You're tall. Let's grow together. Handshake.
That's good!
This is only for today, but the handshake doesn't increase. The sales don't increase, right?
You're the boss!
That's right! I'm a sad father!
That's too good!
This is good!
Furthermore, a report like this from a father...
You're a daughter who's worried about her height, but you sit on your wife's mother's lap at home.
The opposite!
Unexpected!
Sometimes, after a long break, I sit on my father's lap and watch TV, but I'm too tall for my mother to see me.
So...
So, when you're on your mother's lap, what about on your father's lap?
I definitely won't sit on it!
Why? Why don't you make your father sit on it?
Because it stinks!
Stop it! Seriously!
Let's move on.
You're young.
The sales are increasing!
The next one is...
You're young.
From my little brother!
Here it is.
Even if you wake me up, I'll get mad at you even if you don't wake me up.
This is common.
My little brother left me a comment like this. "If you wake me up, I'll get mad at you even if you don't wake me up."
If you don't wake me up, I'll get mad at you even if you don't wake me up.
Either way, I'll get mad at you every morning.
Why do you get mad?
It's annoying.
Hey, Mom, is Haruka still sleeping?
She's not sleeping.
I don't like the way you say it.
So I do it like a high kick.
You do a high kick?
I do it like this.
That's amazing!
Next, Aoi!
Yes!
Next is from Motomura's family.
Here it is.
After taking a bath, I clean my ears in bra and pants.
My mom left me a comment like this.
My daughter comes to the living room in bra and pants after taking a bath,
and cleans her ears with a cotton swab.
Sometimes she shows up with only one pair of pants!
No!
I don't like it!
Is it true?
Yes.
Does your dad come with you?
Yes, what does your dad do?
He's just there.
What?!
No, I'm fine.
What?!
That picture is...
What?!
That picture is...
Exit! Exit!
That picture is...
Here's the decision.
Now, Sashihara will read out the family line.
Please look at it while predicting who she is talking about.
Here is the first line.
The first thing I was worried about was the survey.
The survey for this song, is it difficult?
There are about 40 items.
The other day, we went around 8 pages.
There are a lot of things in the song.
Who am I talking about?
The show is already halfway through.
What do you think about Okada-san?
What do you think about Okada-san's impression of Okada-san?
There are a lot of similar things.
I think everyone is worried about this.
I think everyone will like it.
Let's continue.
She has a habit of putting her cell phone on the sofa.
Please fix it.
This member's mother carefully drew and sent it to me.
She puts it here.
She puts a lot of things around here and occupies the left edge of the sofa.
She sits around here first.
She puts things on her cell phone.
She is not improved at all.
She has a habit of putting things around here and occupies the left edge of the sofa.
For example, she puts things around the dressing room.
She is a dirty person.
She uses her own locker.
I see. She uses her own locker.
I can't fit everything in one locker.
Who do you think you are?
That's right!
The answer is Mell Tashima.
Mell's mother not only drew pictures, but also sent us pictures.
This is beautiful.
This beautiful sofa.
This is amazing.
What do you put here?
I put my clothes, lipstick and my own drink.
You can put it in your room.
I don't want to go to my room.
I always put my cell phone there.
Why? Is it your favorite place?
It's easy for me to put my cell phone there.
You look like you are about to fall.
It's easy for me to put my cell phone there.
It's my favorite place.
Who is next?
First of all, she is here.
She is gravure and I'm curious about her breasts.
What are you talking about?
She is not my parent.
So she is a little bit restricted.
She is not my parent.
She always approaches me.
What are you talking about?
She is saying many things from outside.
She showed me a picture of her breasts.
She was doing it for about an hour.
I see.
She always sleeps in the bathroom.
What does it mean?
She is careful about sleeping in the bathroom.
But she looks like she is sleeping in the bathroom.
She is definitely a genie.
She has a bald head.
She is a genius.
She has a bad scalp.
Look!
But it's true!
You can see your scalp!
The white part!
That's why it's a kappa!
Let's move on to the third one.
Stop it! Close the toilet door!
That's why there are people who leave it open.
You can open it, right?
You can leave it open, right?
You're in the toilet, right?
You're definitely in there!
You're in there!
Who is the member who is confused and leaves the door of the toilet open?
Yes!
It's definitely Gina!
That's right! The answer is Gina!
That's right! The answer is Koujina Yui!
I'm most curious about the toilet.
When you open it...
It's like you want to feel refreshed in a wide place.
You want to feel refreshed in a wide place.
Your family will be mad!
Every time my dad goes by, I close the door.
Of course you close it!
You close it and open it again?
Why do you close it?
It's weird!
It's a little far away.
What do you do in public places?
In public places...
But if there's no one...
It's open! It's open!
It's open!
Not only in the AT&T theater, but also in the school's toilet?
Sometimes I open it in the school's toilet.
Don't do it!
Who is next?
Here it is!
Daughter's bath.
Grandma sitting in the water.
What's going on?
According to my mom, she can't go in the bath alone, so she's sitting in the water with a book.
That's cute!
She's kind!
One of them is blushing and shaking!
This is the first time I've seen such a clear expression!
Don't shake! Your face is all red!
There's more!
There's more?!
Who is it?!
It's this one!
Mother is sad. She's being thrown pillows and blankets.
Anyway, it's early in the morning. It takes more than ten minutes to wake her up.
She's being thrown pillows and blankets.
I'm scared! I'm scared! Who is it? Why is she like that?
"Mikuri, you don't know who it is?" "No, I don't know at all."
She doesn't know.
By the way, she received a photo from her mother.
Oh, it's her!
She's sleeping! She's the type of girl who sleeps in her bed.
Who is it? Who is it?
Who is it?
That's right! It's Mikuri!
That's right! The answer is 13-year-old Miku Tanaka!
By the way, I'm glad you brought your grandmother with you.
Why does your grandmother make you wait outside?
My grandmother goes in first.
Why does she make you wait outside?
I'm scared! Anyway, what if there's a ghost?
On the contrary, if there's a ghost, my grandmother will do something about it.
I feel secure.
Is it okay because your grandmother is here?
Will you read me a book?
On the contrary, I'm scared! Anyway, what if there's a ghost?
Once upon a time...
What will you do if you meet your grandmother?
Next up is a bit of a sad line.
Here's the first one.
Anti-anxiety.
Too bad! I haven't been able to laugh lately.
A comment from my mother.
I'm in anti-anxiety and I can't laugh anymore.
I want to laugh like I used to.
That's sad!
That's sad! Your mother is crying!
That's sad!
My family is collapsing!
That's sad!
That's a sad line!
That's sad!
I feel bad for you!
Don't you want to be exposed?
Next up is this one.
Clothes.
Everything I want.
Without matching my height.
That's like a baby.
A comment from my mother.
No matter how many clothes I wear,
they don't match my height.
When I tell my young daughter,
she should grow taller as soon as possible,
she says, 'Isn't that genetic?'
My mother is getting very sad!
Your mother is getting very sad!
Do you remember saying, 'Isn't that genetic?'
Yes.
Ah, Nako!
Did you say, 'Isn't that genetic?'?
But my mother's height is about 157 cm.
So you didn't say it out loud!
But what?
I'm back! Rebellious Nago!
Everyone has their own rebellious phase, though.
Until now,
I would never tell my mother,
Don't be a rebellious child. Be fair with mama forever.
Aren't you in a relationship now?
We're not in a relationship, but mama tells me that, too.
What? Are you both in a relationship?
We're not in a relationship!
We've always been rebellious, and we're not with mama.
Because this comment reached me.
What?
Recently, most of what I say is denied.
Before, I answered honestly, but now...
Before, I didn't know well and just listened to mama.
Now, I can judge for myself what is good or bad.
That's all!
Poor thing!
Nako-chan!
Are you serious?
I'm sorry.
Are you crying?
Mama! Nako-chan's tears!
Are you crying?
I will never betray you!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for making you cry!
Take back your tears!
You said that back then!
I did!
After getting off the train...
I got tired and...
I remember it, but...
After getting home...
I realized it wasn't good anymore.
You should reflect on it later!
But in a sense...
In a proper family, there is rebelliousness.
It's okay.
Mama understands it.
It's okay.
I was surprised when mama told me.
Nako-chan, this is the TV.
Why are you suddenly crying?
I'm trying to wrap up the show now!
And now, Okada-san's favorite noodles are announced!
And now, my favorite noodles are...
Boo!
I'm sorry!
However, even in this gag now, most of the people said "what are you doing, isn't it funny?" and "boo boo", but only one person smiled for me!
Miku-chan!
Yay!
Thank you!
Thank you for choosing me!
I don't say such stupid things even to elementary school students these days!
I think it's a gag that makes you laugh a lot!
It's a gag of Miku's laugh!
Kanata Miku and Okada-san, who were chosen as favorites, will be released later!
"Wake up! Anex"!
Now, this time's MC is...
Moriyesu!
Hey!
You're finally here!
The theme of this week's "Anex" is...
"Recent school life circumstances"!
Therefore, in this "Anex" we will talk about the recent school life circumstances and tell you our members' behind-the-scenes stories!
Let's start with Oota, who is now 20 years old!
You know, Mikurin...
Yeah?
You know, I...
What?!
Can't you stop Oota's poisonous speech after this?!
I'm sorry...
What?!
You know...
Tonight, let's listen to Oota's poisonous speech!
Like Mikurin... I don't like kids.
At first I didn't like Mio, or Mel-chan, or even Nakomi.
I like them now, but I still don't like Mikurin.
She's like a romanticist!
When we're next to each other on the Shinkansen, she'll say "Hey, Ai-chan. You're cute today, too."
She's like a romanticist!
She's someone who wants to talk.
She touched my thighs a lot.
I like your thighs.
They're like Kashiko-chan's.
I like your thighs, too.
Thank you. Let's make that public.
And HKT's behind-the-scenes talk will be released exclusively on Furu!
I really can't clean up.
Don't say that, Mel-chan!
My personality is already in trouble!
Me!
Hakata Hyakuta Store 3rd Floor, Manamana Chūku Prefecture!
Go to bed and wake up!
Today's reward is Sushi-zanmai-san's Tuna Sankan Nigiri!
I want to eat this.
Tuna?
You want to eat it all of a sudden?!
Thank you!
It's so cute!
Is it good?
I'm so happy!
Shall we eat, too?
Let's eat!
Thank you for the meal!
It's the first time in my life that I've eaten such a delicious sushi.
Wow!
This is like "Sushi-zanmai-banzai!"
Sushi-zanmai-banzai!
Next episode is "Fulpon Murakami-sama"!
And then, in the classroom stage, members' ideal confession will be reproduced!
What's wrong?
Am I the only one who's crying?
I'm embarrassed!
After this, members will cheer up!
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Are you going to sleep already?
Thank you for waking me up!