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Hakata Hyakkaten.
This is an idol department store that sells HKT48.
The customers who come to this department store are first-class entertainers who have no interest in anti- HKT.
Is there any product you can buy for this customer, Ms. Shisonni?
HKT48. Hakata Hyakkaten. Floor 3.
Are you calling first-class entertainers?
Are you a first-class entertainer?
Hakata Hyakkaten only calls first-class entertainers.
Are you a first-class entertainer?
Hello, I'm a first-class entertainer.
It's hard to come out.
Who is it?
Only our program's first-class entertainers come here.
I'm a super first-class entertainer.
Today's guest is Shisonne, the king of "King of Conte" last year.
Shisonne prefers "NMB" over "HKT".
Is that so?
Especially Jiro, do you like "NMB"?
No, I still like "Nana-chan".
No, I don't like "Nana-chan".
Why?
I like "Nana-chan" more than anyone else.
I just want you to do your best.
I know you like "Nana-chan".
Why do you like "NMB" more than "HKT"?
I don't know why.
I have something to do with "NMB".
There is always a "NMB" sign at the entrance of Yoshimoto's head office.
That's why I usually say "Nana-chan", "Nana-chan", "see you later" when we meet.
That's disgusting.
That's okay. That's what fans are like.
I'm happy. I'm happy.
I'm not interested in "Hasegawa-san" at all.
I'm not interested in "NMB" at all.
He's an old man, so I can't remember his face.
I see.
There are a lot of people.
At the end of the program, if you are chosen as a "favorite" of Shisonne-san who is not interested in "HKT", you will receive a special "favorite" badge.
They seem to have some concerns about appearing on this program.
Before that, you know about us, don't you?
That's right.
This time, we will give you a questionnaire about Shisonne-san.
Do you know about us?
First of all, Sakamoto.
Sakamoto-san.
Sakamoto Elena.
Your acting ability is amazing.
Thank you.
Have you ever seen it?
I saw it for the first time, and I thought your acting ability was amazing, and you said that tonkotsu ramen was super smelly, and even Hanamaru-san got angry at you for saying that, but in the end you ate it and said it was delicious, and you actually like it a lot.
Tanaka Miku.
Tanaka-san, yes, Tanaka-san.
Tanaka Miku.
This one.
I love it!
Me too!
No way, I want a badge for this one.
This one, I really like it.
Why?
I got in the car and got hit, I think.
The taxi driver heard what the person who got hit said and did everything he could, and in the end...
He stopped me and said...
He told me everything.
I like that unique world view.
I think that's how you say it when it's not funny.
Moving on.
Wakachan.
Wakatabe Haruka.
Hello.
The person who just came.
No, I didn't come.
Wakatabe has a simple question.
I've never heard of you before, but you won "Talking of Conte" and did you change anything?
I want to know!
Even calling me here has changed me.
If you asked me if I came on TV before winning "Talking of Conte", I wouldn't say that.
I didn't come on TV at all.
I was just a barter with Sashara-san.
Barter?
Sashara-san comes on our show a lot.
Sashara-sama-sama.
It's about time we move on to today's segment.
Before we move on, we have a suggestion.
We've been working with Sashi for a while now.
But we don't know much about Sashi.
We don't know how to get in touch with him, but we're in trouble.
For the first time in "Hakata 100 Household No. 3", we're bringing in a guest.
Let's make an instruction manual for Sashihara Rino!
In fact, only the members know about Sashihara, and it's a secret to Sashihara.
We're going to carry out a Sashihara usual questionnaire.
Based on the questionnaire, we're going to learn how to get along with Sashihara Rino.
I'm the only one who knows about Sashihara.
You've gathered the questionnaire, right?
That's right.
But I don't know about it.
How about it?
Don't speak in honorifics.
What do you mean?
If I use honorifics for Sashiko-chan, I'll get in trouble.
I'll get in trouble a lot.
Your juniors will say that to you?
Yes.
I absolutely don't like it.
Being spoken in honorifics?
But I...
The other day, Aramaki-chan called me "Sashiko- chan" on a show and made me cry.
Was it hard for you?
Yes. I didn't call you "senior" in honorifics.
I really want you to call me that.
You'll cry.
Call me "Sashiko-chan".
I can't.
Elena-chan, call me "Sashiko-chan" too.
I can't say it.
Why?
Call me.
One, two...
How scary is it?
It's so scary that it makes you choke.
It wasn't scary at all.
The bell rang for a second, right?
It rang for a second.
You can say it once, right?
Yes.
Continue.
She's wearing a tea bag.
She's crying.
She's proud of herself.
When I say "today I'm wearing a tea bag", everyone will say "no", but I like that reaction.
Yes, I want people to say "no".
You're an old man.
Stop it. It's funny.
Don't you ever think of wearing a tea bag like me?
I don't.
He explains it to me a lot.
He says "tea bags are really good".
He said it a lot the other day.
I don't know what's good about it.
When we were recording the other day...
Yoshimura-san.
Oh, Nomukomo-san.
Yes.
He told me that a tea bag is definitely better.
I thought he might be wearing a tea bag.
I got excited.
He said it's because it puts energy into my butt.
He also said that a tea bag is definitely better for me.
I didn't think it would be like that.
I said "it's good".
When he showed it to me, his butt was really pretty.
Yes.
I'm ranking people.
That's scary.
Butt ranking.
Recently, Sashiko-san is getting closer to first place.
I'm not first place yet.
I'm first place now.
You're first place now.
I'm second place now.
By the way, who's last?
As an HKT member.
But...
I don't know.
I really don't want to look for it.
But Elena-chan doesn't have a butt anymore.
Because she's a child.
But when we took a bath together,
she said Elena-chan's butt is cute.
It's not cute.
Oh, I see.
It's not cute.
The last one.
I'm careful when I stand up.
That's true.
Who wrote this?
Yes, me.
Oh, you two wrote it.
When I stand up and continue recording,
I get tired and get in a bad mood.
That's true.
I'm not afraid of that.
I have to be careful.
You're quite afraid of it, aren't you?
I'm in a bad mood, too.
When I don't want you to talk to me, I don't want you to react badly.
So I don't want you to talk to me in the first place.
In such a case, isn't there a way to make you feel better?
Sometimes it's best to leave it alone.
When I look up what you like to talk about and what you've been into lately, I feel better.
You're making me too careful.
It's not like that. On the contrary, I'm careful, too.
I'm careful, too.
Why are you careful?
Can I say it?
Mio has bad and good times.
I think it's the same for everyone.
Not only Mio, but everyone.
You're sick, aren't you?
Are you sick?
We're always sick.
What are you talking about?
No, it's not like that.
Here and there, Yabuki will reveal information from the members.
First of all, when I get my paycheck, I check it in the bathroom.
I think that speed is the fastest in Japan.
I'll tell the president.
Stop it, Yume.
Second, I get tired easily.
That's true.
When we play tag, Sashiko...
Do you two play tag?
If it's just the two of us, it won't be a tag.
When the members asked me to play tag, I said no.
If you ask me to play tag, I'll think about it.
The last one is...
Pin is five years old.
That's crazy.
The latest information is...
She looks like she won first place in the general election.
Wait a minute. Her eyes are blurry.
Blurry?
Her eyes are like this.
It took me about two hours to make it.
It's not makeup, it's a work of art.
Work of art?
It's art.
Her face is art.
Shisonnu, we don't know if this information was helpful.
Please refer to it in the future.
Let's play tag with Shisonnu!
This time, we'll split up into two teams of members and, with seven people with self- confidence, we'll play tag!
In the set up, we'll use whatever we have and just play tag!
The first set up is in the school's staff room.
You'll play the teacher, Hasegawa-san, and you'll be students.
Please play tag!
The set up is in the school's staff room.
The members will play the students and Hasegawa- san will play the teacher.
Start!
- A baby was born! - No, you can't!
- Talk to me first! - I'm scared, I'm scared!
- Did you brush your teeth? - Takeda-san...
- Will you teach me how to study tomorrow? - Of course I will! Why would I not?
- You're Tama-san! - Teacher, I'll go home for lunch...
No, first of all, cheer up, Aramaki-san!
- I got into this place because of a bad dream! - Where did you have a bad dream?
- Go there and here... - Teacher! - Yeah?
- Takeda-sensei became a shopkeeper! - Who's Takeda Kubiko? I don't know!
- I'm not born yet! - Takeda-sensei, you got the wrong size of glasses!
- I can't reach it! - Teacher!
That was close! What's wrong with your eyes?
- Oh no, I got the wrong uniform! - You got everything wrong!
- This is funny! - What should we do?
- Hey, teacher, we're waiting for you! - This is embarrassing!
- Teacher! - Yes?
- Are you done with today's class? - What class are you talking about?!
- Teacher! - Yeah?
- Don't take away my soccer from me! - You have a bigger interest in it!
- Teacher, it's so dark in here that I can't see! - Of course you can't see!
She's so big!
You're so big!
- The spoon in my T-shirt is too big! - She's so big!
- Let's go play soccer! - No, no!
- Let's go play soccer! - No, I'll eat you!
- Everyone's good! - My dream for the future hasn't been decided!
You're so small!
- First, go to Hawaii! - Lose!
What's wrong with you?!
- Kappa! - Kappa?!
- Aramaki-san, you have school tomorrow, right? - Yes!
- I dropped my bra, I made a mistake! - You're wearing the wrong bra!
- You're wearing sports bra, aren't you?! - Mago's hand!
No, you're wrong! If you do that, you'll get a cramp in your back!
- What's wrong with you?! - I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry!
Apologize!
Aramaki-san, apologize with all your heart!
- Izugami family! - Momma!
- Momma's here! - Momma, I'm sorry! It's been a while!
You've grown up, too!
What's wrong?
Stop it!
You're just a pervert!
I'm a teacher and her son!
You can't laugh!
I'm Ichiki Hiroshi.
Your character is confusing me!
I don't know where to look!
You've grown up, too!
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
You're luckier than me!
Idiot!
Thank you very much!
The end!
Great!
You all did your best!
You all were funny!
You all did your best!
Next, high school team!
The setting is a canteen!
Hasegawa is a customer!
Everyone is a clerk!
The setting is a canteen!
The members are clerks!
Hasegawa is a customer!
Is it ready yet?
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
I'm Marguerita!
Hey!
Hasegawa!
Stop it!
Panda is ready!
Why?!
Panda is ready!
I didn't order it!
I'm sorry.
The shopkeeper was delicious, wasn't he?
Your personality is too strong!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
I'm Harishima!
What's wrong with you?
This is penicillin.
Are you human?!
I'm serious.
No!
Congratulations!
The first customer is...
I'm happy!
You're the worst!
Excuse me, I'm Non from the kitchen.
I'm telling you that I don't want you to eat me today.
Why are you interviewing me?
Ah! There's a pig!
No, you're wrong!
Stop it!
You're wrong!
This is a university pig.
Welcome!
No, I'm going home!
I'll cut the char siu.
Hey, I'm a pig!
Why are you turning me into a pig?
I'm sorry, but please put this on for now.
I'm not a pig!
Welcome!
Who are you?
I'm sorry!
Do you like pigs?
It's so funny!
Unite with a pig!
I heard that there's a lot of hair in cooking.
This is the reason.
Do you know why people don't come?
This is the reason.
I'm sorry, but please suck me with this.
Even if you suck me, everything will come out of my nose.
I'm sorry, but you can't cook, can you?
Then take it!
I'll pay for it!
You pay for it!
Okay, eat it!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared of pig's head!
Jeez!
Tell her to do it outside!
She's running around!
Happy New Year!
She's doing it wrong!
She's doing her best!
I'm scared!
This is the real electricity.
Isn't it good?
No, no, no!
Why do you say that?
Eren-san, how was it?
It was fun.
Before it started, you said you couldn't do it anymore.
When I tried it, it came to me unexpectedly.
It was fun when I did it on purpose.
But you missed "no, no, no" part.
I forgot about it.
There are many members.
Jiro-san, you're funny!
It's rare for you to say that.
I like you now.
I'm happy.
It was my first time, but it went well.
Finally, we will announce Shisonnu-san's favorite member.
Shisonnu's HKT48 favorite member is...
Sakamoto-san!
You did it!
What did you like about it?
When you did the monobage, you did it in a good way.
Everyone, it was fun.
But when you look at it from the comment section, you can't say it in one word.
It was helpful.
Thank you!
Sakamoto got a badge.
After this, he will have a reward with Shisonnu- san!
Amane X
Today's MC is...
Ta-dah!
Kodama! It's me!
How do you like it?
I'm not sure if I can speak.
Please speak well.
I'll do my best.
Kodama Haruka will be your MC for the first time.
I'm Kodama Haruka and I'll be your MC for today.
Thank you!
I'll announce today's ranking theme.
Here is the theme that will reveal your hidden faces!
The members with gaps are...
Gaps!
In the survey, we looked for members who had gaps in their daily life compared to when they were at the department store.
So we're doing another survey survey of department stores!
According to the first survey, Kojina has a gap in her daily life.
Here it is!
She's actually overdoing it!
What do you mean?
She's always pretending to be narcissistic, but I think she's actually overdoing it.
When I heard about it earlier, I cried.
Actually, before we started recording, Gina started crying.
And she doesn't tell anyone about it.
She was crying quietly.
What's wrong with you, Gina?
What's wrong with you?
Are you okay?
What's wrong with you?
Are you okay?
What's wrong with you?
I think I'm cute.
But I can't show my real self.
What's your real self like?
I want to know.
But at home...
I want to show my weird face.
I see.
Is that what you want to do?
Your weird face?
I hope I can show it someday.
Let's talk about it now.
High-level details and this ranking complete version will be released exclusively on Hulu after the show.
I've been calculating where I should show my weird face.
What's wrong with you?
Today's prize is this!
Little Dabool Granmedon Shirokane's Shirokane Pudding Nature!
It already looks good.
It's rich.
It's a good mix of lemon pudding and fresh cream.
You're good at saying things like that.
It's the best thing you've chosen so far.
I wish we had questions for Shisonnu-san.
We do!
Why did you name it Shisonnu?
Oh, I see.
It's a French name.
It's the name of a ballet move.
Shisonnu?
I've never heard of it.
It's so good!
Be quiet!
I'm talking with Sanamoshi-san.
Please listen!
After this, a word of encouragement from the members!
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