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Today's Hakata Hyakkaten Volume 3 is open!
We'll do our best in all kinds of projects to become customers' favorite!
But only anti-customers come to this hyakkaten who have no interest in HKT at all!
The legend of HKT48's great innovation begins with this show once again!
I feel like I'm playing with a makeup artist!
The legend of HKT48's great innovation begins!
Hakata Hyakka Ten!
This is an idol department store that sells HKT48's best items!
Are there any members who would like to purchase this brand new Hyakka Ten?
HKT48! Hakata Hyakka Ten Volume 3!
Hakata Hyakka Ten Volume 3 is finally open!
It's been about 2 years since Volume 2 ended!
And we've moved to Tokyo!
And we have a studio!
It's become luxurious!
It's become sparkling!
But we can't just be happy about the Tokyo Open.
If that changes, our customers will also change.
Our customers might not have any interest in us, HKT48!
They might hate us!
They might be anti-HKT customers!
That's right.
Only anti-HKT customers come to this Hakata Hyakka Ten Volume 3.
The purpose of this show is for first-class entertainers who have no interest in us...
...to be interested in us during this short recording time.
Are you nervous, Miku?
Yes, I'm nervous!
She's nervous!
She's really nervous!
Are you nervous, Miku?
I'm nervous!
Are you nervous?
Don't say the same thing!
Let's welcome our first guest!
It's this person!
Nice to meet you!
Is it okay for me to come out?
Huh?
You have a favorite group, don't you?
Huh?
I guess I like this group a little.
By the way...
I like Momoiro Clover Z.
Who do you like?
I like Hako OC.
Oh, I see!
You like them all!
Is there anyone you like more than anyone else in the world?
No, I like them all!
Momoiro Clover...
Z!
Thank you!
Amazing!
To the members who don't have any interest in HKT and were chosen as "favorite" at the end of the show,
they will receive a special "favorite" badge!
Tsukaji-san may not be interested in us, but we love you, Tsukaji-san!
We love you!
It's true!
It can't be true!
It's true!
You know me, don't you?
We've taken a survey of the impressions of Tsukaji-san to HKT members.
First of all, Mio-chan.
Yes, it's me.
First of all, Mio.
Mio-chan, it seems like you're a 16-year-old high school student.
That's right.
Young.
As expected of you. It seems like you've prepared well.
Mio-chan, your impression of Tsukaji-san is like this.
It's a little like a drama.
Help me!
Don't say it!
Don't say it like that!
It's not like a play.
It's not like a play, it's like a drama.
It's a little like a drama.
It's not like a comedian, it's like an actor.
I thought so, too.
I thought you were a detective.
I'm not a detective!
It's weird for a detective to be sitting here!
Next up is Natsumi-kun.
Next up is Tanaka Natsumi.
Natsumi-kun is a second year middle school student.
Yes, she's a 14-year-old.
In HKT, she's a little scary as a boss character.
Yes, in the middle of that.
Natsumi-kun's impression of Tsukaji-san is like this.
Tsukaji-san is working harder than Suzuki-san.
That's good!
Suzuki-san is like...
Stop calling me by my first name!
Suzuki-san is a little too absent-minded.
I see.
I think that's why she's working so hard.
Natsumi-kun can say 100 flaws in a survey.
Really?
It's just the looks, but it shows their flaws.
I see.
That's why Tsukaji-san can say it.
Really? 100?
I'm sorry about the looks, but...
That's fine.
Fat.
Ugly.
Wait, wait!
Stop!
If this continues, her impression of HKT will get worse.
Talk about Tsukaji-san's charms!
Does anyone know?
The first person who raised their hand is Tanaka Miku!
Charms! Does anyone know?
When you talk, you have a nice personality.
Nice!
How many did you say?
13!
That's good!
That's what my grandma said!
What did you like about him?
When he said anything, he left a warm comment.
That's true!
How about you, Nako?
What is Tsukaji-sama's charm?
He sits beautifully like this.
It's really embarrassing when you say he sits beautifully like this.
He's kind of chubby, so I thought he'd be like this, but he's holding his hands like this.
Unexpectedly?
Unexpectedly chubby.
That's my charming point.
I'll whisper only to you, Tsukaji-san!
I hope you like it!
Yay!
In this program, six challengers will whisper to Tsukaji-sama what they think will make him smile over the phone.
We will only broadcast the top three comments that Tsukaji-sama likes.
By the way, six challengers will be chosen by random lottery.
The results are...
Kodama!
Parutti!
Suski-san!
Yamamoto!
Wow!
Huh?
Tomonaga!
The six challengers are...
Is there anyone who's confident in being a challenger?
Yes!
Miu-chan, your armpit sweat is a little...
I can't laugh!
Your armpit sweat is a little...
That's amazing, though!
You're seriously challenging all six of us!
We'll do our best!
That's amazing, though!
You're seriously challenging all six of us!
Now, young people of all ages will whisper to each other what they think will make them smile over the phone!
First up is Yabuki Nako!
Whisper to me what you think will make me smile over the phone!
Okay!
Wait a minute... "Okay!"
That's amazing!
I'll whisper it right here!
Be careful!
I'll whisper it right here!
Now, whisper to me what you think will make me smile over the phone!
Who was able to whisper to anti-hkt Tsukaji-sama what he thought would make him smile?
She's smiling! She's smiling!
Yay!
No way!
Yay!
Why did I say that?!
This project is kind of erotic!
It's kind of erotic!
Now, I will announce the top three people chosen by Tsukaji-sama!
First place goes to...
Tashima Meru!
What is the reason for that?
If I was told this at school or something like that...
I'd be like, "Oh, well, I guess I'll just use it, then."
Yay!
You'll become a customer!
If I was told this at school at the age of 43...
Now, please listen to the third place, Tashima's whispers!
Not only do I have sweaty arms and legs, but I also have cold hands and feet.
Will you hold my hands for me?
Oh!
You drop it once and hold it again.
It's like, "I'm not good at this."
You show your bad side.
I see. You're thinking about it.
Thank you.
Are your hands okay now?
My hands are okay now.
Let's put it on the table.
It's moist.
I can't eat it.
Tsuchan...
She called me "Tsuchan."
She called me "Tsuchan" for the first time.
Tsuchan is also moist.
I'm moist, too.
I want this. I want this.
It's matching, right?
It's all matching by the end of the show.
The colors are matching, too.
The colors are matching.
You're strong.
The second place is...
Kodama Haruka!
The reason is...
I think it's an ideal word.
Wow!
She said it with a low voice.
I thought, "She understands me."
I'm happy!
What did Kodama whisper?
Let's listen.
Tsukuchi...
Let's eat mocha and kitane together.
Oh!
That's good.
It's like school everyday life.
If you look at it from the other side, you can get it even if you don't mean it.
Oh, I see.
It's like a little devil.
It's like, "Which one does it mean?"
I see.
The first place Tsukuchi chose is...
Natsumi Matsuoka!
What's the reason for first place?
I'm very happy about it!
What?!
Out of all of them, this is the one I'm most happy about.
What is this?!
It makes you want to work harder!
Let's listen to Matsuoka's whisper.
Here it is!
I really respect Tsukaji-san's talent for laughing.
I can only laugh at Tsukaji-san for the rest of my life.
What?!
I don't think Tsukaji-san has ever laughed like that!
No, I haven't!
I'm serious!
You're telling me about my job.
If you're told you can only laugh at me for the rest of your life...
I'd like it if you said "deer".
That's important.
It's not like I haven't laughed at you since the second time.
Fly to Tsukaji-san!
Go! Yuma-tomi relay battle!
Everyone's here.
The high socks look good on you.
Tsukaji-san, you're known for being "Momo's fan".
You have to go all out in this battle!
If I go, I won't lose!
You're powerful in everything you do.
That's right.
And your personality...
Let's show off your personality and powerfulness in this battle!
This time, the seniors and juniors will compete in a relay race of about 20 meters.
And the person waiting for the goal is...
Tsukaji-san, you're sitting in that chair. Get closer to Tsukaji-san!
If you get closer and hit that button first, you win!
After explaining the rules, Yabuki says...
Um...
Be careful not to get hurt, but if you do it like this, you'll hit your face and your legs will hit it, so please put your head in like this.
Wow!
All of a sudden!
That's great!
The suddenness is amazing!
I do it ten times a day for physical education and preparation exercises.
Then you're good at it!
Wow! You won!
Because I'm already a big fan!
I've never said I remember it.
I can't even fly a kite.
There's a possibility you'll hit someone.
Okay.
By the way, junior team, are you okay?
Yes!
The kite is too small.
I see.
Can I fly it?
Yes, that's surprisingly okay.
That's surprisingly okay.
She's like a horse-jumping athlete.
Now, senior team versus junior team horse-jumping relay battle!
It's about to start!
They're getting ready so quickly!
Isn't there something like a one-way harness or something like that?
Okay, are you ready?
Yes!
It's a strange scene to start with this attitude!
Nako, are you okay?
Are you okay with your form?
Mikuri, you can go up a little more.
Just a little more.
She's like a kid.
You can go up.
Okay, okay!
Okay?
Natsumika, you're first, right?
Yes!
Here we go!
Leave it to me!
Here we go!
On your marks...
Get set...
Go!
She's fast!
She's got the moves!
But I'm not really moving.
She's got the moves!
You can do it!
She's fine!
She's barely moving!
She can't move at all!
She's doing it!
Is she gonna do it?!
Miyatchan!
What's that?!
Miyatchan!
Miyachan!
You can move backwards!
Miyachan! You're stuck!
You can move backwards!
You're stuck!
It's okay, there!
What is this?!
What are you doing?!
(Their reaction is the same as before)
Who is the first person that Tsukaji-sama chose?
Tsukaji-san, how was today's shopping?
It was fun.
Yay!
Everyone is energetic.
I'm happy.
It was fun.
Yay!
Did you like HKT48?
Yes.
I thought everyone was doing their best.
I'm looking forward to it.
Yay!
Finally, Tsukaji-san will announce his favorite member.
Please.
My favorite member of HKT48 is...
Kashima Memi-chan!
Yay!
I like you!
Come here, Memi!
Moist?
If I had to choose one...
I think it's obvious, but...
Her armpit sweat.
It's armpit sweat.
She likes me even if I kick her.
That's right, even if you kick her.
No, no!
Please give me a snack.
Thank you!
Kashima, who was chosen by the citizens, will have a treat with Tsukaji-sama!
Welcome! Welcome to HKT48 Annex!
This is HKT48 Annex!
Since there is no buyer, someone else has to be the MC!
Can you all be the MC?
We can!
As a result of the lottery, the MC for this time is...
Tanaka Natsumi!
Yay!
As the MC, she is voted "the boss", or "Tanaka Natsumi"!
This is my first time being the MC for "Hinada Nittei", and it's my first attempt.
I'm worried about what will happen, but I hope I can do my best.
The boss of the department store, Tanaka Natsumi!
Will her first memorable MC go well?
HKT48 "Hinada Nittei" Annex!
Today's MC is...
Tanaka Natsumi!
Today's theme is...
Who are you voting for in HKT48?
I'm nervous!
This time, we will create a ranking based on the survey of all members of HKT48.
Who are the members voting for the most?
Let me announce the first place!
It's Morias!
How do you feel about being first place?
I've never felt like this before.
I'm so happy.
The reason why Morias was chosen is...
She's so beautiful.
She has a big heart.
She's good at talking and she's beautiful.
I've known her since she lent me her handkerchief when I was crying at the audition.
She has a big heart.
Morias has a cool beauty and a manly heart.
MC Tanaka will give her a reward.
I'll do a cosplay that I want Moripo to wear the most.
At this Hakata Hyakka Store closed shop, viewers will say "OK, I'll do my best tomorrow."
Boss Tanaka Produce.
What kind of cosplay will Morias wear?
OK, Madoka, please.
OK.
That's Madoka for you.
Madoka will wear a yukata.
It suits you.
It suits you the most, Madoka.
The first place is...
Cosplay in a hot spring yukata.
You look like an adult.
Thank you.
Your hair suits you, too.
It suits you.
You look good.
At the end of the show, Morias in a yukata will cheer you up.
And a fan experiment.
The complete version of "Oshimen" in HKT48 will be released in Furu right after the show.
There's no mistake.
It's out of this world.
"Takata Yakka Shopping District 3" will continue to be rearranged!
Don't fall asleep again, okay?
Now, it's time for today's reward!
Yay! I'm so happy!
Today's reward is a new winter menu of Mango Chacha Harajuku Shop, which is a popular shop in line.
It's a mango shortcake.
By the way, where's your badge?
Oh, badge!
Where is it?
Where do you think I am?
You're stuck between my legs.
You'll drown.
Thank you for it.
Here you go.
Wow, it's different from the first bite.
How is it?
It's soft from the first bite.
Thank you for it.
Huh? It's crispy.
Crispy?
Yeah, it's not supposed to be fluffy.
The sponge is surprisingly not fluffy.
It's a little crispy at first, and then the soft mango comes in.
I see.
Yeah, it breaks in.
It breaks in.
It's soft!
I don't know if you know or not.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Please enjoy it.
Thank you for it.
It's good!
Yeah.
It's soft.
Hmm!
You know what I mean, right?
This sponge part is like...
What do you call it?
It's like brûlée.
What do you call it?
I'm so bad at this.
We're both bad at this.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm sorry.
After this, a word of encouragement from the members.
Announcement from the program!
Online video distribution service "brûlée" and "news tele" on demand!
"Hakata Hyakka Store No. 3" starts internet distribution after the broadcast!
For more information, please visit the program's homepage!
Good night, Suki-chan!
I'll do my best, so please support me!
Hey, hey!
Would you like to join me in "brûlée"?