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Hakata Department Store.
This is an idol department store where you can buy unique products of HKB48.
Who is going to buy a lot of HKB48 products for their sister tonight?
HKB48! Hakata Department Store! Please come!
Our guest for tonight is this person!
She is the captain of HKB48 Team B, and she is Ayaka Umeda from Fukuoka!
How is it going, Umeda-chan?
I think you are all really weird girls.
No way!
You are weird!
You stand up like a Hiratan comedian.
You stand up like that.
You have a habit of standing up like that.
You were supposed to come in February.
You have a habit of coming in February.
I want to be a Fresh Lemon!
It was really fun, but I am really happy you came tonight.
Congratulations!
Umeda-san!
What?
I love you!
I have never said that to you before.
You like me that much?
What do you like about me?
I like your style.
It is not that good.
The products of Hakata Hyakka Store are provided by members of HKT.
Supervisor Sashihara will recommend the perfect products for the guests.
Members who are selected today can have a Hakata gourmet date with Umeda-yakatama after closing.
Raise your hand if you are a new member starting from this time!
Yes!
That's right!
Let's start with Tanaka!
I'm from Fukuoka prefecture and I want to be your sister. I'm 12 years old and in 6th grade. My name is Yutan aka Tanaka Yuka. Nice to meet you!
12 years old?
Yes!
Are you 12 years old, Tanaka?
Yes!
Are you 12 years old, Tanaka?
She's also 12 years old. Stand up, stand up!
Yes!
By the way, Natsumi wants to be your sister...
I don't want to be!
That's right! She's the boss, so could you say hello to your boss?
Good morning!
Stand up!
Thank you, Natsumi!
Yuka, you can't do it!
Yuka can imitate rabbits.
What? Can you do it?
Yes, I can!
I want to do it!
Do it! Do it!
Cute!
Haruki, you did it, right?
Yes, I can do it!
Do it!
The real one!
However, I don't have the skills to do something like these two!
Thank you!
Yes! I'm from Fukuoka Prefecture, I'm in 3rd grade of high school and I'm 18 years old.
I want to be in charge of sexiness!
I'm Uchiriko Ikobikata!
I see!
Here's a sexy one-shot performance by the collaboration of Sakaguchi and Nakanishi!
Chiori collaborates with anyone, doesn't she?
Is it Kitty-chan?
Here I go!
Creature Responsibility Act...
Thank you!
I'm sorry!
Don't look at me like you did something!
Chiori, you've done a lot of monomanias so far,
but this is your first one-shot performance, so it's tough!
You got me involved!
And now...
I'd like to do "Fukoka Arururu" with Ms. Umeda!
That's right!
So, let's go to "Fukoka Arururu" with Ms. Umeda!
Ms. Umeda, since you live in Tokyo,
is there anything you think is different from Fukuoka?
Well...
You know those yakiniku waists?
We don't have them in Tokyo!
What?!
You don't?!
That's a big reaction!
I'm getting excited!
This is fun!
I know what you're talking about!
Yes!
Ms. Tanaka, go ahead!
You know, you go to a convenience store,
and you buy things like meat buns, right?
And then...
They give you "Fukoka Aruru" with Chiori,
but you can't get it in Tokyo!
I know!
You can't get it!
I know!
I don't know why you can't get it in Tokyo...
We don't know either!
Sorry about that!
Is there anything else?
Yes!
Then, Shimono!
Yes!
Well...
If you're from Fukuoka, you can sing "Wakataka Gundan"!
Yes!
We can sing it!
Yes, we can!
Can you sing it?
Let's go!
Invincible!
Wakataka Gundan!
Our own!
Soft Bank Ox!
That's it!
Yeah!
We did it!
Yeah!
By the way...
Who can sing "Abysmal Fukuoka's Choir"?
Let's cheer for them, Abysmal Fukuoka!
Let's cheer for all of them!
Anyone else?
Yes!
Then, Riko-chan!
Yes!
For me...
"Mentaiko Shop's Advertisement"...
What is it? What is it?
"Pishatto", "Marusa's Tweet", "Karashi Mentaino Fukusai", "Koremata Pishatto", "Kujio Oshidate"...
You said it! You said it! You said it!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I have a lot of mentaiko.
You said it!
Mentaiko!
Please take care of your individuality.
Thank you.
You're kind, Captain.
Then, let's move on to today's main project!
"Secret Big Sale"!
HKT48 "Mama Senryuu"!
"Mama"?
What is it? What is it?
Actually, to all of you mothers,
HKT members who you can only see at home,
have been turned into "senryuu"!
If you're going to hate me, hate your mother.
To all of you mothers, we've asked you to write three "senryuu" about each member.
We'll introduce them one by one, so please guess with us!
The first "mama senryuu" is this!
In the mail, "revenge of dancing". What does it mean?
What does it mean?
I don't know what it means.
Let's continue.
This one!
An idol wakes up and tells his parents, 'don't be scared.'
Who? Who? Who? Who? I'm scared! I'm scared!
What does "don't be scared" mean?
It means "don't be scared".
Who is it?
The last one!
"Sugar", "salt", "wrong", "daifuku", "saltiness"
What? What? What? What?
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Isn't it "caps"?
"Caps"?
I can't cook, so...
"Sugar", "salt", "wrong", "saltiness"
That's right!
I thought it was "natsumikan" or "mai-chan",
but "natsumikan" definitely doesn't make "daifuku" for people.
"Natsumikan", does "daifuku" make "daifuku"?
It doesn't.
Raise your hand!
Kai...
My mouth is shaking.
Is it your first time doing a prank like this?
It's my first time. I really don't know anything.
It's like "Zack Stauber".
"Zack Stauber"!
"What are you doing right now?" is always a revenge of dancing.
I want to say it's a revenge, but when I turn around, you come out and say, "I'm sure you can understand me, too."
That's different!
For others...
I was asked by Rio to wake me up in the morning.
Don't wake me up in the morning.
I don't know why.
Do you say things like that?
You're good at flirting, aren't you?
I'm surprised!
Other mothers are good at it, too, so look forward to it.
For others...
There was a very Rio-like flirting, so I'd like to introduce it.
The place to sleep is butasan butasan and butasan again.
What does it mean?
I love butasan.
I have a lot of butasan dolls at home, too.
So...
I put it next to my head.
Then, for Rio's bed photo...
Wow! I want to see it!
Here it is!
It's cute!
It's so cute!
It's cute!
Where can you sleep? Here?
- Yes, there! - But you're a pig!
- You sleep here, right? - Yes, I sleep here.
- You're so cute! - It's amazing!
- Like this, right? - Yes!
- How old are you? - I'm 14 years old.
- You look like a mother! - You look like a mother!
- Next, whose mother is the first dragon? - This one!
Even if it's Japanese food, French people eat in order.
- What does it mean? - French people eat in order?
- Are there French people? - There are no French people!
- There are Russian people! - There are Russian people, but...
- There's only one. - There's only one.
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
- Next, this one!
Hey, wake up! It's not a bed, it's a bath!
- You sleep in a bath? - Some people sleep in a bath, right?
- It's dangerous! - It's dangerous!
- The last dragon, this one!
I envy you! Even if you don't wash it, it's beautiful.
- Listen! "Even if you don't wash it, it's dirty."
- But... I don't want to take a bath.
- Have you ever stayed in a hotel?
- I stay in a hotel, right?
- I was preparing for a bath, but...
- I fell asleep...
- It's dirty!
- "Even if you don't wash it, it's dirty."
- Who else?
- I think it's Natchan.
- I'm scared!
- "Even if you don't wash it, it's dirty."
- I feel like Natchan has a lot of troubles.
- Natchan has a beautiful skin.
- She's not French.
- She's not French! Everyone knows that!
- Raise your hand if you think you're French!
- Shimono's mother! - That's right! This dragonfly was Shimono's mother's dragonfly!
- Don't you wash it? - No, I don't. But in the morning, I don't use soap.
- Oh, you only wash your face. - Only wash it. - With water. - Only wash it.
This is information from the staff, but Shimono's mother has made a dragonfly with all her heart.
- You can see it in Shimono, right? She has made it with a variety of ideas! - What's that?
- That's right! - That's right! - Next up is this!
- You say goodnight to stuffed animals. - Stuffed animals!
- The members who talk to stuffed animals... - Has it gone a little crazy?
- It's gotten a little crazy! - It's gone crazy!
- You take off your clothes and dance naked in front of a mirror. - What?!
- Isn't that pretty narcissistic? - So, you only look in the mirror naked?
- That's amazing! - Amazing!
- You are warned not to hide your thighs when you're angry. - I don't like that! - That's disgusting!
- Excuse me! Sorry! - I'm sorry! - That's so gross! - I don't like this!
- I don't like this kind of thing! - If you say it's a secret, we'll never know! - We won't! We won't!
- If you think it's your mother, raise your hand!
You're lying!
Why?
You're lying!
I'm going to cry!
What's wrong?
Are you surprised?
It's my first prank!
I'm surprised!
I really didn't know!
I wore a fax the other day.
You wore a fax?
You did that?
You wore a fax?
But I didn't know...
You didn't know, did you?
I thought it was one of my instruments, but it was my mother's.
I was wondering what it was, and I was curious!
Before I went to bed, I heard my mom say "good night" to me.
I was a little scared.
When I was a kid, I used my light to light up my room and say "good night".
You're lying!
I'm curious about this.
You have a bad image!
I have a bad image!
I'm writing like a woman every day!
My mom says it, but my skirt folds every time!
It's not here like you!
Where?
Here?
It's over there!
Hey! I'm sorry!
I don't like it!
Now, this is...
A picture-mixing quiz!
I'm scared!
My daughter's...
Layout.
A thread made by your mother.
Guess the hidden part.
Guess your own photo or poster.
Guess your house's sign.
Make love with an outcast.
Guess your favorite song.
Guess your favorite part of your body.
Don't forget to close the bathroom door properly.
When I stayed in a hotel room with Miyawaki-san, she said "I'm going to take a bath."
I thought I could hear a lot of sounds, but when I looked at it, only the curtain was open.
You can open the window, can't you?
I can't open it anymore.
After class, fill your bag with plums and squids.
Wow!
One, two...
Sakura!
Yes, it's me.
I'm Momoka of Momoka Sakura.
Please come over here.
The first one is...
For some reason, while touching clothes or the corner of the blanket, you're sleeping with your eyes open.
But when I'm sleeping, my eyes are open.
Oh, I'm scared!
I'm scared!
It's the biggest horror.
She always asks me if I'm awake.
I've talked to her about it.
I've talked to her about it while I was sleeping.
The next reason is...
One complaint from my family is that the bath is too long.
The next one is...
When winter comes, my lips will bleed.
What?!
You're exaggerating!
Who's exaggerating?
When winter comes, my lips will...
Good morning, Tana!
When you sleep, your belly and legs are in four letters.
It's like this, isn't it?
My legs are cramped!
You look like a fool.
On the contrary, a fool has a cramped belly.
If you know who it is, please say it.
It's Ai-chan with cramped legs, isn't it?
Ai-chan?
I think it's Ai-chan, too.
I have a long bath, but my lips are not bleeding.
My lips are aiming for a kiss.
Everyone doesn't seem to know who it is.
If it's Ai, it's Haru-pi, isn't it?
Yes, it's Haru-pi, isn't it?
That's right! The answer is Haru-pi!
I don't like this.
What is it?
I touch my lips with my little finger.
Yes, it's Haru-pi!
It's sexy!
I have a habit of touching my lips like this with my little finger.
If you do it too much, you'll bleed until you're dry.
I don't know.
Your mother must be watching you bleed in a place she doesn't know.
Isn't your mother cutting it?
Please say your last message to your mother.
Mom, I feel better now!
The next one is...
My daughter asks for a joke in an email.
Do you like jokes?
No.
In front of the school gate, my dad and I had a concert.
That's...
What's that?
Is it Masa?
Are you kidding me?
Is it Masa?
Are you kidding me?
Is it Masa?
What's the answer?
It's me.
What's a joke in an email all of a sudden?
You tried so hard to make me write a program survey, didn't you?
Do you think I'll come up with something funny when I think about it?
What did it say?
What was it again? "You look busy"
Oh no! It's funny if you don't know it!
She said it like she came up with it!
Because!
She was there at the scene!
It was her parent's face!
You look busy
I don't like it!
Yume-chan, what did you think of it?
I thought it was really unique.
Because there's no one who doesn't talk.
That's right!
I think that's the great thing about this show.
I'm happy!
That's it for "Mama Senryu"!
Now, it's time for me to announce my favorite nickname!
Yume-chan's nickname!
That's amazing!
Yume-chan's nickname!
I thought about it a lot, but...
My favorite nickname of "Yume-dayaka's HKT hotel" is...
Before that, please watch the MV of "Suki Suki Suki Suki" which will be released on March 20th.
Monday morning came and I couldn't wait for the clock's hand and ran home
While being pushed by someone on a crowded train
Even if you step on my feet, I'll laugh and forgive you
People all fall in love
and walk out into the world of dreams
I want to skip, I wave my hands
and just think of you
Somehow, I feel like I can go anywhere without gravity
Holding you is wonderful
I want to skip, I wave my hands
Are you hungry?
After this, there will be delicious food!
Make sure you watch it!
HKT48 news!
Hakata Legend Park has begun!
From March 1st, Team H will start Hakata Legend Park!
The debut single "Skip, Skip, Skip" will be released!
Everyone, make sure you come!
I was really worried about it, but I, Medaika's HKT Motel main member is...
Kodama-chan!
You were chosen!
I'm independent and biased, and I'm just cute!
I'm really cute!
You should thank your mother!
Yes, I should thank my mother!
Thank you very much!
Please wear it!
Kodama and Umeda-sama were chosen for their wonderful support!
After this, they will go on a leisurely date!
The three of them visited Ryusho-san!
They have exquisite homemade dishes!
Fresh chicken is healthy and very popular with women!
Umeda-sama chose Sashimi!
Wow, it's so good!
Is it good?
It's really good!
Kodama chose chicken thigh!
It has a good texture!
What?
It has a good texture!
What is it?
What are you talking about?
It took me a long time to come all the way here!
That's right!
Can I ask you something?
What is it?
What is it, Haruki?
Is it okay for me to stay like this?
I think it's fine! You're not cute!
You're cute as you are!
Really?
Yes!
Can I make money from now on?
Of course!
After this, Nobitaka46 will appear!
Don't make fun of me!
Nobitaka46's genius will appear!
You can't come here!
Nobitaka46 is an idol group with only Nobitaka46!
Don't make fun of me!
What will happen next week?