AISubs v3.5
My partner, Fuchigami Mai
It's fun!
She is straightforward and funny!
And her partner is "My pace, Fuchigami Mai"
Good morning!
You two will do a skit.
You will do a skit?
It's my first time bringing it up in Fukuoka.
Your first time? It's really fun!
"My partner, Fuchigami Mai" will try the skit!
My partner, Fuchigami Mai
It's about time.
Oh! Maya?
Maya!
Oho! Well, well!
You're Ms. Fuchigami, right?
I'm glad to meet you.
Thank you for using the Riajuu Service Center today.
I'll be in charge of my mentor friends.
My name is Mer. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Would you like to have a coffee and a girl meeting experience course today?
Yes, please.
I see.
I'd like to ask you some questions first, so please put this on.
Okay.
First of all, your name is Maiyan, is that okay?
Yes, I don't have any friends and I like idols, so I'd like to be called like Maiyan of Nagizaka.
I see.
As for your intonation, is it Maiyan or Maiyan or Maiyan?
It's getting embarrassing, so please just call me Mai.
I think it's better like that, too.
I don't want my fans of Nagizaka to beat me up.
As for your personality, do you like a strong and aggressive type or a soft and gentle type?
I'm a bit gentle, so I like a strong type.
I see.
You can adjust your strength later, so please stay away from me.
You're like a massage therapist.
Okay, let's be friends. Ready, start!
"Mai" is a nickname, isn't it?
You've been saying you want to be "Maiyan of Nagizaka" for a while now.
Excuse me!
What's wrong with you?
You're a little strong.
Oh, is that how you say it?
Well, I'm an idol fan.
Are you an idol fan?
Yes, it's the first time I've heard of it.
Okay, let's be gentle next.
Okay, let's be friends. Ready, start!
Master!
Melton has been waiting for you to come home.
Excuse me!
What's wrong with you?
Excuse me!
I called you "Master" by mistake.
No, it's not that.
I'm a little weak.
Oh, is that how you say it?
Yes.
Well, let's aim for it while we're at it, okay?
Yes.
Well then, friends, ready, set, go!
Come on, you're a beautiful wolf, aren't you?
How about this much?
It's just right.
Don't you have anything you want to do as friends?
Huh? Then...
Can we take a picture together?
Sure, let's do it!
A selfie with my friend I've been dreaming of!
My dream is coming true!
I'm jealous...
Okay, I'm taking it.
Can I take it with my glasses?
Oh, here you go.
Here we go.
Okay, pose!
It looks good, doesn't it?
Take a look at it.
It's really good!
Really?
Thank you!
I'm glad, I'm glad.
What about you? Do you have anything you want to do as friends?
Huh? Then...
I want to share a cake with you.
Nice, I'm counting on you.
Excuse me!
Can you bring me all of the cakes here?
Huh? All of them?
It's okay, don't worry about it.
I'll treat you today.
It's a commemorative day in which you can say what you want to say.
Mel!
But you know,
it's not that you can't make friends,
it's that you can't make them, right?
Huh?
When you make friends,
you start thinking, "If I say something like this, they'll hate me,"
and you start getting scared, right?
You worry too much about that,
and you end up building a wall, don't you?
Oh, you might be right.
You know, you're a really nice guy,
so I'm sure you'll be brave and take a step forward,
and you'll make a lot of friends!
Not like me,
who's just a rental friend.
Mel!
Yes, it's time.
What?
That was an optional experience course where you suddenly get lectured by a passionate friend.
How was it?
Oh, it was an option.
Then I will calculate it for you.
Well, the basic fee is 3,000 yen, the previous optional experience is 500 yen, and the cake in front of you is 3,000 yen and...
Oh, isn't this a treat?
Oh, by the way, I will burn the photo I took earlier for 1,000 yen, so please tell me what it is.
It's the same as Splash Mountain.
Thank you for today. We look forward to seeing you again.
Oh, um...
Oh, are you a recipient?
Um, will we really be friends one day?
The extension is from 3,000 yen, but...
That's not it!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Here you go!
Oh, it's a water lily bead cushion!
Amane Tsukiyashi showed her sense of humor with a joke.
And her partner is...
I'll play with you later in Suzuhama. Thank you!
The studio is confused by a terrible joke.
Nene Jitoue, the woman who made Kojima faint.
You two will do a manzai.
Manzai!
I'm the most boring person in the world.
I think I'm the second most boring person in the world.
Will she be okay?
Hello! We're Nene!
We're Amane!
We're Amanene!
We look forward to working with you!
Hello!
We're Nene!
We're Amane!
We're Amanene!
We look forward to working with you!
You know, I've always wanted to work part-time.
Yeah, I know. It feels good to have someone work for you.
Yeah, I feel like you're working hard.
So, what kind of part-time job do you want to do?
Um... anything is fine.
I think it'd be fun to work with local kids of the same generation.
I see.
Yeah.
Amane, what kind of part-time job do you think suits me?
Um...
Snacks!
Wow! Thank you for coming! I'm so happy!
Huh? Is Nene-chan the cutest?
Can I only go to Nene-chan's place?
Come on, stop it!
It's embarrassing!
But I'm happy. It's a promise!
Ah! It's time! Thank you! Bye-bye!
Sigh... the applause party is over. Next up is my part-time job.
Please.
I'll take one.
Time's up!
Excuse me, time's up!
Excuse me, time's up! Huh?
Didn't you say you'd only go to my place?
Isn't it weird?!
Wouldn't it be weird if the idol you used to shake hands with left you behind?
Wouldn't it be sad if your own fan left you behind?
It's common, but it's true.
Sigh...
What else can I do for a part-time job?
Um...
Convenience store!
Ah! It's common, but it looks fun!
Second, a self-service store that's close!
No, no...
This convenience store is pretty common.
Well, rich people are the best.
Ah, that's right!
How about letting me build an apartment here?
Huh?!
I refuse!
Then, here...
We'll have a little more busy customers, but...
Is it okay?
Isn't it difficult?
Isn't it difficult for an 18-year-old girl to talk about herself?
Besides, no matter how amazing I am, I'm not afraid of anything, right?
That's right...
You know...
It's okay if it's normal, right? Normal...
Normal...
Ah! Matches!
Do you need a match?
Do you need a match that burns well?
It doesn't sell at all...
It's very cold!
Ah! That's right!
If you burn this match...
Ah, it's warm...
Eh? Who are you people?
Police?!
No, no, I just wanted to warm you up...
Eh?! No, I'm not going to fire you!
Hey! Stop it!
Hey! Someone call a lawyer!
Isn't it strange?!
A girl with a match may be normal for a video, but it's not normal for a part-time job!
Besides...
Isn't it strange for me to rebel against the police?
That's right...
You know...
Amane, have you ever wanted to work part-time?
No, I have thought about it!
Eh? You have, right?
Then...
A part-time job that suits Amane is...
Selling TV shopping!
Isn't it?
Eh?! That's not fair!
Even though I'm doing my best, Amane is refusing me!
Isn't it unfair?!
This is expensive, isn't it?!
Eh?! 19,800 yen?!
It's cheap!
Even if you do that, you won't be punished, right?!
That's right...
Then, I'll say it again!
Alright!
A part-time job that suits Amane is...
A weekly magazine reporter!
Alright! I'll become a skateboarder, too!
That's right!
Ah! The self-promotion legend of national idol!
I'm sorry, but I'm a weekly magazine reporter!
Hey! Hey! Can you let me pass?
Um, why did you hide your age of ten?
I don't remember!
Say something to the fans who deceived you!
I'm not deceiving you! Joy! Joy! Joy!
There you go!
It's my turn someday, but I'm being dragged into it! Isn't it weird?!
Or rather, isn't it weird that my scoop is a ten- year-old?
Besides, isn't it too simple for me who was happy to be called "national idol" in the first place?
That's right...
Sigh...
That's enough.
When I'm being spoiled and doing manzai, I'm the only one using my physical strength.
Eh, but isn't it nice to work and hide?
Ah, you're right!
Ah, I've gained something!
Isn't it impossible?!
Thank you very much!
Thank you for your hard work!
Eh, well, it's somehow like this!
I'm a weekly magazine reporter!
Didn't you just explain it three times?!
In the first place, isn't it prohibited to hide here?!
Eh, well, that's...
With this, please!
Hey, Yakata-chan!
No, it's not like that!
However!
Miyawaki Sakura has decided not to participate in the H.K.T. Bingo Live due to IZ*ONE's preparation activities!
Only that member can save this pinch!
Good morning!
What is it?! Good morning!
What is it?!
Scary, scary, scary, scary...
Hakata's Ago Shinkansen, Fueki Nao!
Miyawaki-san and Hashima-san's Manzai comedy...
We can't do it anymore.
So...
No! No! What?!
Fueki-san...
Miyawaki-san's stairs...
Nooo!
No!
I don't like it! I'm scared!
If it's you, Ueki-san, you can do it.
I'm really scared! I'm really scared!
If it's you, Ueki-san, you can do it.
Really?!
Ueki-san...
Yes?
You're sharp today, aren't you?
No! My jaw doesn't matter right now!
I'll do my best!
Sakumel is back and Naomel has 100 animals!
I'm Ueshima Mel. I'm Uenki Nao.
Recently, when you're waiting for someone, don't you get so-called "customer withdrawal"?
There are people who are forced to withdraw even though it's forbidden.
I'm going to do "customer withdrawal" right now, so Mel, you go there and wear a miko.
No, it's a novel manzai. Why do I have to wear a miko all by myself?
I'll join you, too.
No, you can wear a miko only at the beginning.
You're so forceful.
Well, it doesn't matter.
Ah, we've been waiting for so long, but it's so late.
I mean, Shibuya is really crowded.
It's like a festival.
Speaking of festivals, I want to wear a miko at least once.
How do you do it?
Oh, I see!
Like this?
Oh, I see!
Like this?
No?
Um...
I'm sorry if you're wearing a gangnam style.
No, I'm not.
Gangnam style is like this.
Miko is like this.
Either way is fine.
What are you going to do after this?
I'm going to meet up with my friends and go eat.
Oh, if you don't mind, can I say that, too?
No, I don't like it.
Why do you have to go eat with people you've just met for the first time?
By the way, what do you want?
Actually, I'm a clerk at that restaurant.
Ah, you're a customer service?
How about a part-time job after this?
A part-time job?
I'm not going.
Well, if you say you can't work part-time, I don't mind you coming as a customer.
Why are you looking at me like that?
I'm not going.
That's exactly what you said.
I just explained it once.
Have you decided where you're going to eat?
No, I haven't.
Then please come to my restaurant.
It's Saturday today, but my restaurant...
Ta-da!
What is it?
That's dirty.
Don't say that while you're eating.
Just say it normally.
I said I'm not going.
I thought you were saying something nice.
You're sorry, aren't you?
If it's nice, please go to the hospital.
I'll figure it out.
In the first place, isn't it forbidden for customers to come and go here?
That's...
This is it, please.
No, Kato-chan.
No, it's not like that.
If you want me to keep it a secret, give me one finger.
But you haven't decided where you're going, have you?
I haven't decided, but...
Oh, then...
What kind of restaurant is it?
Air-type?
I'm not talking about Nishikori-type restaurants.
Air-type restaurants are like...
Japanese-style or Western-style restaurants...
Don't you have anything like that?
It's butan-style food.
Butan-style food...
I don't know anything about it.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared...
Oh, okay, I got it!
I'll make all the food and drinks free of charge!
Oh, is that okay?
It's a profitable business for customers.
It's not profitable for customers?
No, no...
My restaurant always does this when there are no customers, so it's okay.
I don't know what's funny about it at all, and one day my restaurant will go bankrupt.
Well, if you say you're okay with it, you can say it's free of charge.
Thank you very much!
I'm going to call the restaurant and confirm it, so please wait a moment!
Okay!
Oh, I made a reservation!
Um... the number is...
20 people in a group!
No, it's two people! Why do you include Hinagan's members?
Um... your name is...
Oh, I'm Tashima!
I'm Kojima-san!
It's Tashima!
Oshima-san?
It's Kojima!
No, it's Tashima!
It's not an anjashi coat!
Oh, I see!
Oh, it's okay!
I can go to work right now!
Work? I'm not going! Thank you!
As idols, they are talented, but...
Okay! I'm going to get arrested!
Why?
Thank you!
Huh? Why is Komiya working for a black company?
I'm going to tweet "#mcleanobakeyashiki"
I won't forgive you for using "mcleanobakeyashiki"!
When it comes to laughing, they are...
Will Komiya slip again tonight? Or will she laugh a lot?
I got a point!
Oh, no!
I'll do my best!
She's particular about her looks!
Thank you.
Mio-san, why don't we go eat some grilled meat so we don't get bored?
Sounds good. You want to grill a lot, don't you?
If possible, I'd like to eat more than just grilling.
But if I were to choose between grilled meat and sauce, I'd definitely go for sauce.
Mio-san, which do you prefer?
I don't mind either.
What?!
No, no, no, wait a minute!
What?
What do you mean you don't mind either?
I mean, they're both delicious!
Well, that's true, but...
For example, if you had soba or udon, which would you like?
Udon!
If you had melon bread or croissant, which would you like?
Melon bread!
If you had sauce or salt, which would you like?
I don't mind either!
Why?!
What?!
Why are you so particular about other foods, but you don't care about grilled meat?!
Oh, by the way, I went shopping for clothes the other day...
It's not over yet!
Oh, come on...
I understand.
Next time you go eat grilled meat, I'll eat all of Mio- chan's portion, so listen carefully!
I'll listen!
Alright. Mio-san, let's say you're doing a guide interview.
"Excuse me! I'm asking you if you like grilled meat, sauce, or salt,
but which do you like?!"
I don't mind either!
Which do you like?!
I don't mind either!
Hey, I don't mind either!
Oh, and you went shopping for clothes, but you went to cut your hair!
Cut that story!
It's not over yet!
We're talking about the same thing all the time...
I understand.
When you go eat grilled meat, I'll treat you for Mio- san's portion, and I'll praise you a lot for Mio-san!
I'll listen!
Alright, please watch!
It's done!
This sauce!
The sweet and salty seasoning is perfect and goes well with the meat!
And this salt!
The world's finest salt, with a particular attention to salmon!
Which do you like better, grilled meat or salt?!
Either one is fine!
Hey, what do you think?!
The other day, I saw "Kappa no Yurei" (Ghost of Kappa)
That's a topic I want to know about!
Right?!
Don't say topics you want to know about!
I want to know about it, so...
What is "Kappa no Yurei"?
It's like... green and purple...
I know!
So, next time I go to a grilled meat restaurant, I'll treat Mio-san so much!
And I'll praise Mio-chan so much!
If you don't mind, I've been doing this for a while now!
Please listen!
I don't like it.
Ehhhh?!
But we're always wearing the same clothes, right?!
Yes!
If we're together, it'll be embarrassing!
Eh, then... then...
Hey, Miku...
Grilled meat is fine, but I want to go to Shabu- shabu!
Eh?!
If it's Shabu-shabu, I'll treat you!
And I'll praise you!
I'm a ponzu fanatic!
Then let's go!
Let's do that!
Thank you very much!
Yeah!
Is it here?
Is it here?!
The same duo, Ayaka Oda and Hirona Unjou!
These characters and scene settings are all their own originals!
It's dangerous! There's a cute girl over there!
The scriptwriters, Hiramatsu-san, are also desperate for their ideas!
Ah, I laughed a little!
Eh?!
Such a smelly couple will deliver!
Script! Woman of Hell!
Aww, you fell into hell.
Yeah, we did.
But I'm glad we met you at the entrance of hell.
I was worried about you.
I thought so, too.
And you're the same age and cute girl.
What?!
I thought so, too.
You're the same age and cute girl.
It's fun today, too.
It's fun, but...
Don't you feel a little annoyed?
About what?
Emma-sama.
Didn't you feel like you were making random decisions, woman of hell?
Hmm, do you think so?
I'm sure you do.
It's weird for us to go to hell.
I'm really angry!
But...
Aren't you angry?
Yeah, but it can't be helped.
You don't seem angry, do you?
Hmm, do you think so?
Yeah, I've never seen you angry, but I think that's a good thing.
Really?
But you're good at finding people's good points, aren't you?
Thank you!
I'm going to tell you about Oda's good points.
You're so cute!
Wait a minute!
Isn't that different from the script?
Yeah.
Huh?
It's hard for me to do it.
Sorry.
Like...
You know, sometimes you just have to do it.
Sorry.
I might have gotten carried away because of the ad-lib.
Even if you're angry, it can't be helped.
Let's find good points of hell.
Hmm, good points of hell?
Yeah, if you find good points of hell, you might feel a little better.
Yeah, of course!
Oh, then what's that?
That mountain of needles.
Hmm...
It looks beautiful!
It does sparkle, doesn't it?
Yeah.
Oh, it sparkles over there, too.
Oh, that's...
...someone's head, so...
Don't say it!
That's... yeah...
Besides, you've only been here twice, so it's fine, but...
...today you're only here once, and if you get too close, I'll find out...
You'll get hurt, right?
Stop it!
Yeah, you're right!
Then...
Oh, but...
...have you ever seen a mountain that sparkles like that while you're alive?
No!
Oh, but...
...you know, you're made to walk up there, right?
Yeah, but...
...if you think about it logically...
...doesn't it look like it's really good for you?
Yeah, it looks like it's going to reach deep into your nerves, and it looks like you're going to lose weight!
Oh, you're right! Mount Hari looks like it's going to lose weight, doesn't it?
Yeah, let's sum it up!
Sum it up?
Yeah, so...
What is it?
I think we should sum up what's good about Mount Hari.
Mount Hari looks like it's going to lose weight!
Oh, you're right! Let's sum it up!
One, two...
Mount Hari looks like it's going to lose weight!
This is fun!
Okay, next up...
Who is it?
A big pot that's boiling hot?
Yeah, it looks like a big pot.
It looks like it's going to lose weight even if you eat in it.
Oh, you're right! It looks like a big pot, doesn't it?
It looks like you're going to lose a lot of weight, doesn't it?
Yeah, I don't sweat a lot, so it might be helpful.
Okay, let's sum it up!
One, two...
Mount Hari looks like it's going to lose weight!
What's wrong?
You laughed too much, didn't you?
Did you think I was going to die?
But you're already dead, aren't you?
Really?
I'm sorry!
Huh?
Over there...
A demon is chasing someone!
You're right!
But if you're chased by a demon and run like that, you'll definitely lose weight, won't you?
Yeah, you'll lose weight!
Yeah!
Okay, let's sum it up!
One, two...
Wait a minute!
Isn't that Kusakari Masao who's being chased?
You're right! It's Kusakari Masao!
Huh? Kusakari Masao is going to hell...
Hell?
You said "hell", didn't you?
Hell!
You can't lose weight, can you?
You can't lose weight by smiling like that!
Right?
Huh?
That person...
Could it be...
H.K.T. Forteat's Miku Tanaka, isn't it?
Miku is a peach!
I'm going to the beach.
I'm a huge fan of yakiniku sauce.
Which one do you like, Oni-san?
Wow, Oni-san looks like she's in trouble.
I guess Oni-san doesn't like being involved in an accident.
Which one do you like?
Why?!
Oni-san, wait!
She left.
But it can't be helped because she's a slippery hell.
I think it's weird for us to go to hell.
Why did you go to hell, Oda?
Me?
When I was alive, I couldn't finish my ramen soup.
That's why I went to hell.
Right?!
Why did you fall?
Because I did it.
You did it?!
Yeah.
When I was walking, someone suddenly bumped into me.
I got angry and did it.
You did it?!
Yeah.
That's scary.
You said you wouldn't get angry.
When you get angry, you're the scariest type.
Really?
I'm more scared of falling than going to hell.
One, two...
I'm more scared of falling than going to hell.
I can't sum it up.
Thank you very much!