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Aim for the Oarai Show Race final!
Akata HKT48's reckless challenge!
These girls have taken the Oarai seriously this summer!
We won!
Sometimes regretful tears...
Sometimes nervous tears...
Finally, the Oarai Show Race qualifier is just around the corner!
Tonight's show is a serious show!
Why?
"NCT BINGO"!
First, we have Matsuoka Hana and Murakawa Vivian, who are in the same class and are good friends with their teachers.
Imai-san, who also plays Brain of Chisonura, will help them out.
The duo is called "Nakayoshi", and they'll try to make the most of their relationship in manzai.
So, Matsuoka Hana-san and Murakawa Vivian-san's "Nakayoshi"!
Here we go!
Hello! I'm Matsuoka Hana! I'm Murakawa Vivian! Nice to meet you!
Everyone, please remember Vivian's name just for today!
You're so kind! You're kind, but we're a duo, so you have to remember our names, too!
Come on, Hana!
You know, Hana-chan is really kind! I'm really worried about that!
Hey, let's go on a trip together!
Why all of a sudden?
If we go on a trip together, we won't have to worry about anything!
You're so kind! But you're the one who should worry about!
Ah, I can't wait for the trip!
Ah, Vivian, over here!
We're going on a trip together! I can't wait for it!
Eh, what? Have you already imagined it and gone on a trip?
Alright, we still have time until the plane!
Vivian, aren't you thirsty?
Ah, you're thirsty? Then I'll go buy you something to drink!
You're so kind! Thank you!
Hmm, what should I buy Vivian?
As I thought, Vivian likes zero calories!
You're so kind, but I'm a little shocked! Am I that fat?
Eh, what's wrong?
Eh, who's there?
As I was buying juice, I noticed that I dropped my wallet!
That's terrible! I'll treat you to juice!
Besides, I think you'll be in trouble if you don't have money, so I'll give you all the money I have!
No, you're too kind for someone you don't know!
Eh, you still don't have enough? Then I'll give you all of my friend Vivian's money, too!
No, I'll spend it all!
Ah, doing good things makes me feel good!
Huh? What did you do sitting there like that?
What now?!
Did you eat too much and have a stomachache?!
That's perfect! I have a stomachache medicine!
My friend always eats too much, so I brought it!
You're so kind! You brought it for me?!
And since when am I a fat person?!
Ah, but...
If I give you this, you won't have Vivian's share anymore...
I'm sorry, but can you wait for a moment?!
I'll ask my friend!
Um, Vivian, can I give you the medicine you bought just for me?
No, I'll be careful not to eat too much!
I'm sorry, you can't do that!
I refuse?! Am I really a bad person in your imagination?!
This is a problem... But I'll give you the medicine!
If you say "medicine" to your friends and give them ramune, they'll get better!
I'm really fat!
Oh, it's almost time for the plane!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Huh? Are you lost?
I don't think you're lost!
Huh? Could it be...
You know my face, but you don't know my name, famous person?
T-there's no such person!
Did you pay too much money?
Money can't solve everything!
You know a lot about money, don't you?!
Is everyone okay?! Is everyone in trouble?!
You're too nice!
Hey, do you know? We're at the airport now!
How hard is it to travel?!
Is anyone in trouble?!
How nice of you!
Anyway, thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's have the writer, Imai-san, who cooperated with us in this manzai!
Thank you!
Now, Imai-san, what did you think of their story?
Ah, it was... excellent.
How about you, Kitashii?
The descent of Kabaraikin was the best!
It was the best!
That's true!
Next up is...
Is this the audition venue?
This is it!
Oda and Unjo, who played their own characters in the audition!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Chikugo Yuto, and I play the role of Kakoitara.
Writer Hiramatsu-san supervised Oda and Unjo's original story, including scenes and character settings!
Could it be...
Oda Ayaka-san and Unjo Hirona-san's "Cucumber Juice"! Enjoy!
We fell into hell!
Yeah, we did.
But I'm glad we met Unjo at the entrance of hell.
I was really worried when I was alone.
I thought so, too.
Besides, Oda is a cute girl of the same age.
I thought so, too.
Unjo is a cute girl of the same age.
But it's a little annoying.
What is?
Enma-sama, didn't you feel like you were making it up?
You're from hell station.
Is that so?
Of course it is! It's weird for us to be in hell station! We're really mad!
Are you mad? But it's old, isn't it?
It's old?!
So you're not mad?
It can't be helped if I'm mad.
You don't usually seem like you're mad.
But I guess so.
That's amazing! I like that about you!
Really?!
But you're good at finding good things about people.
Thank you!
But you know, you have to find good things about people.
So if you find good things about hell, wouldn't you feel better?
Is that so? Good things about hell?
Yeah. For example, the mountain of needles.
Ah, okay, okay.
Let's see...
It looks beautiful!
That's true! It's shiny, isn't it?
It's shiny, isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
I've never seen such a beautiful mountain in my life!
I've never seen it either!
That's true. But you know, people make you walk on it.
But if you think about it in terms of foot mass, doesn't it look like it's really good for your health?
That's true. It looks like it can reach deep into your nerves, and as a result, you look thin.
Ah, you're right!
The mountain of needles looks thin, doesn't it?
Yeah. Let's sum it up for once.
One, two...
What? What? What?
You're going to sum it up?
Shouldn't we sum up the good things about the mountain of needles?
The mountain of needles looks thin.
That's really good!
Let's sum it up!
One, two...
The mountain of needles looks thin.
Okay, next! Next! Next!
What is it?
The next one is...
A big pot of boiling water.
Ah, it's like a pot of fire.
Doesn't it look really hot even if you eat it?
Huh? Doesn't it look like a pot of fire? Doesn't it look like it'll be really good for your metabolism?
Ah, you know, I'm not good at sweating, so I think I'd be really grateful for it.
Oh!
Okay, one, two...
The mountain of needles looks thin.
Huh?
"The mountain of needles"? What's that?
I think you got it wrong.
I got it wrong?!
I don't know anymore.
I don't know anymore!
After all, I feel like hell is a good place for dieting.
That's true. It's like a healthy and stimulating land, isn't it?
Yeah!
I feel like I'm getting positive thoughts!
I'm so glad!
Huh? Look, look, look!
Over there...
Yeah?
A demon is...
Yeah?
A demon is chasing a person with an iron stick.
Huh? You're right.
He's chasing a person...
Yeah?
Isn't that Masao Kusakari?
Huh?!
That's Masao Kusakari, isn't it?
Yeah.
Huh? Why? Why?
There's no way Masao Kusakari would fall into hell!
That's true. There's no way Masao Kusakari, who's been working so hard and being so kind, would fall into hell!
That's right!
After all, we've been chosen appropriately.
I can't forgive you.
I can't forgive you!
Oda, why did you say you wanted to go to hell?
Huh? When I was alive, I couldn't drink up my ramen soup at all and always left it behind.
Huh? That's not true!
There's no way that's possible.
Right?!
Yeah.
That's weird, isn't it?
Yeah.
What about you, Un-chan?
Well, I just did it.
Huh? What, what, what?
I just did it like "guh".
Huh? "guh"?!
Huh?! What's "guh"?!
So, when I was walking and suddenly a person hit me and I got a little angry and did it.
Huh?! That's a very, very orthodox reason!
I thought you wouldn't get angry earlier, but you're the kind of person who's really scary when you get angry!
Is that so?
Huh? I'm more scared of Un-chan than hell right now.
Then, one, two... I'm more scared of Un-chan than hell!
No, I can't sum it up!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's have the writer, Hiramatsu-san, who cooperated with us this time, over here!
How was it for you two?
No, it was interesting.
Yeah.
You gave us a set of hell.
And the gag was also something you two came up with.
It's scary, isn't it? You said "guh" and did it.
That, too?!
You sent us an email and said "this came up" and we laughed.
Yeah.
Oh, thank goodness!
Next up is...
Oh, Junshin-san!
Shogun-san!
Ah!
HKT's gag writer and writer, Akiyoshi Yukata!
And her best friend and also a gag writer, Sakamoto Elena!
Can you hear me, Mizuno-san?
Sandwich Man's Brain and Mizuno-san's evaluation of these two talented people...
What kind of manzai will they show us?!
Sakamoto Elena-san and Akiyoshi Yuka-san's "Kalbiton"! Here we go!
Thank you!
I'm Sakamoto Elena!
I'm Akiyoshi Yuka!
Elena-chan, do you have anything you'd like to do in the future?
For me... let's see...
Oh, I see!
Aren't you interested in it?
We haven't finished talking about it yet!
I'd like to live alone in the future.
Live alone?
Living alone is pretty tough, is it okay for you?
For example?
For example, greeting your neighbors.
Not at all!
I'm pretty good at eating spicy food when I look like this.
No, I can't fill my mouth with conversation.
Are you okay?
It's a moving greeting, right? Leave it to me!
If you say so, I'll be your neighbor from now on.
Yuka-chan, come and greet me!
Don't stare at me like that!
She's acting weird!
Ding dong!
Yes?
Who is it?
It's me, me.
Huh? Dad?
Yeah, it's me, Dad.
Huh? Dad?
Yeah.
What's wrong?
No, it's not you, Dad!
No, who is it?
I just moved in next door.
No, why are you lying? On the contrary, it's scary!
I came to say hello to you for moving in...
I'm sorry for coming at this hour.
What time is it now?
It's two in the middle of the night.
Isn't it time to go to bed?
Think about it for a little longer!
No, I just moved in a little while ago.
Oh, is that so?
What do you call me?
I'm not something you can call yourself.
Excuse me for this!
No, no, no!
That's a phrase you say when you help someone, so call yourself properly!
I'm Akiyoshi.
But...
I don't like this name "Akiyoshi" very much myself...
From now on...
I want to live as "Dolce"!
I've been moving in for a while now...
Oh no, oh no!
Oh!
Please accept this as a greeting for moving in.
It's boring, but...
Thank you for your kindness.
What is this?
Trash from moving in.
No, I don't want it!
Why do you bring trash to someone's house?
Here you go!
Huh?
On the contrary, what do you want me to do?
Please tell me the correct answer!
The pressure is scary!
I don't know the correct answer!
Isn't it usually a towel or something like that?
A towel, huh?
I'll go buy it right now!
Oh, that's enough!
Well, I hope we can get along from now on.
Also, please make sure you clean up the trash yourself!
Also, I have a pet, so it might be noisy...
I'm sorry about that!
Oh, is it like a cry?
Oh, no...
It's my hobby to play the guitar...
No, it has nothing to do with pets!
What's with you...
That's all I want to talk about.
Actually, it's not about the guitar...
It's about the bass.
No, I don't care about either of them!
I won't buy a guitar or a bass like that!
Also, I thought it would be an extra trouble...
I've cleaned up around the entrance!
Oh!
Thank you very much!
Also, I thought it would be an extra trouble...
Did you...
change the label...
to "gabbana"?
No, what are you doing?
Next to me is "dolce and gabbana"!
Well...
Let's move in together...
and have a party!
What's with you all of a sudden?
I don't party with people I've met for the first time!
Then let's not watch a movie together!
I won't!
It's Friday the 13th!
Let's watch a movie together!
It's not like we're meeting for the first time and watching a movie!
Wait, Jason's not like that.
What's funny about it? It's scary!
Please go home. What is this?
I've been trying to make you go home for a while now, but it's a little rude to say we're going to hang out in the neighborhood from now on, isn't it?
I'm a little angry, but you're the one who's the most rude at two in the middle of the night! Go home!
You're a bad guy. I'll never see you again.
Ding dong!
You're here again!
What is it this time?
I just moved in, but I'm moving in again, so I'm here to say goodbye.
Go home!
Thank you very much!
How was it for you two?
I was going to say "stupid" at first, but it was the other way around.
What?
You were going to say "stupid" at first?
That's right.
Was there any advice or something like that?
Yes, Mizuno-san gave me some advice, and I thought it might be better to do it the other way around, and it turned out like this.
Wow!
I was pretty hooked on it, though.
Really?
At HKT Bingo Live Fukuoka, the new pairings of Mel Tajima and Mai Fujigami, Sharmane Tsukiya and Enene Jito will be unveiling new material!
There are also special events at Fukuoka Park! See the program website for details!
HKT Bingo's Blu-ray and DVD box is now on sale!
Everyone, make sure you check it out!
The night will come, surely come!
HKT's comedy honor students Sakaguchi and Fura.
Mr. Yamada always produced a certain story that the two of them devised in an unexpected way from here.
As expected!
Now, here's a story by Sakaguchi, Riko, Fura, Anka, and Whiskey Bonbon. please!
Rico, what are you talking about? Ah, Asuka, um, it's my Ichigo-chan!
Ah, Ichigo-chan from Chibawan? What happened to Ichigo-chan?
Ichigo-chan died last night!
eh! Asuka, you really loved me, so I thought I should report it!
Eh, Ichigo-chan is dead! I was so fine! Ichigo-chan is dead!
Oh, you're here too, Riko and Asuka!
You don't seem to notice me.
I'll surprise you!
By the way, I got a message from Asuka the other day.
She said "gokubuto" to me.
I asked her what it meant.
She said she sent me a message by mistake when I was trying to check the kanji.
That's ridiculous!
She said "gokubuto" is a simple kanji like "tashikameru" (checking)
That's ridiculous!
Wait, it's "gokubuto", "gokubuto"!
If you know that, where do you use it?
That's hilarious!
When you're sad?
Hamburger, oolong tea...
And one potato, please!
The table isn't free...
Oh, Asuka, what are you doing?
Oh, Riko!
I was going to eat, but the table wasn't free...
Oh, that's why you were standing there!
That's right...
At times like this, you have to order after making sure the table is free.
If you stand there with an obon, it's like you're waiting for a table.
People around you might think you ordered too early.
You couldn't leave the store because you didn't want to take it home.
You might think you have to stand there and wait for a table.
You might feel sorry for yourself.
Can I talk to you for a second?
Excuse me?
Karaoke was so much fun!
It was so much fun!
Hey, Asuka, are you free tomorrow?
Tomorrow? I'm not doing anything. I'm super free!
What?! Really?!
I'm going to karaoke again tomorrow!
You're free tomorrow?!
Then, can you take care of my money for a day?
Money...
Asuka, you're from Miyazaki, aren't you?
That's right!
Miyazaki dialect has a lot of unusual dialects, doesn't it?
That's true. It's quite distinctive.
Then, how do you say "komaru" in Miyazaki dialect?
Komaru
That's it?
"Komaru" is... "komaru"
I thought you had a more unusual way of saying it.
Cut it out!
"Cut it out" you say?
There are sad things and painful things for everyone, aren't there?!
You can't say that!
When you're helpless and in pain...
If you put on a ponytail, you can forget all the bad things, can't you?!
The pain in your heart will disappear, won't it?!
That's...
That's not how you live your life!
Hey!
Be stronger!
Asuka!
Are you listening to me, Asuka?!
Are you listening?
Oh, sorry.
I talked for too long and I didn't listen to you from the middle.
That was amazing! Thank you very much!
It was a bit of a surreal and surreal feeling, but it was interesting to gradually understand the rules from the middle.
After all, it's a little different from the stories we always do here, isn't it?
So I was wondering which one to fall for, but I had to believe in Mr. Yamada and do my best.
It was interesting. It's only possible because of his ability.
I think it's because of his trust in Mr. Yamada, so it was really interesting.
How about you, Ms. Moriyasu?
If I'm sad, I think I'll do a ponytail.
Please do it.
It's a twin-tail right now, though.
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We've been friends for a while now.
When we first met, we didn't say "thank you" but "thank you" instead.
We were really close.
If you win the prize money, we'll give you some of it.
We'll give you some of it.
The battle for the prize race is close to reality.
The perfect version is a fool's...
We had many members tell us their stories.
How was it, Sasshi?
This is the last song.
It was fun.
Not only for this time but for the whole song.
I realized there are many ways of laughing.
What about you, Tanaka Miku?
I'm going to try laughing.
I was really worried at first.
But it's fun to do it again and again.
I'm like a slippery character.
A new character has been born.
Miku, you're a slippery character.
A slippery character.
Don't call me like that.
I'm not a good person.
I'm just a character.
Komiya, please send a message to everyone.
When you stand on the stage and slip, you might break your heart.
But you won't die even if you slip.
I hope you can keep that in your heart.
I see.
How about you, Masumoto-chan?
I'll keep your feelings in my heart.
He's straight forward.
He's not a good person.
Until we meet again, goodbye!