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This time, there are various perfect versions of "konna onna".
That's definitely not a good way of saying it.
There are even more video clips of the members.
Morias, Natsumi Matsuoka, Kojina's Natsumadojina's contraside...
HKT48's comedy show!
First of all, the passionate lines proposed by the members.
"konna onna" - "iru iru" - "kara"
Now, Tomonaga-san will say "nan demo kowai" - "anything is scary" - go ahead!
"gokiburi-chan" - "meccha kowai" - "chouchou" - "yabai yabai" - "kowai kowai kowai"
"akachan" - "akachan mo kowai yo ne" - "wakaru wakaru"
"komiya-san" - "motto muri" - "kowai"
"iya" - "iyaa" - "mio-chan"
It wasn't "anything is scary", it was more like "anything is impossible for me"
"kowai" - "kowai te itte" - "zenbu kowai no onna desho" - "jibun no uchi kara deru mono ga nanka muri mitai na banji deteta"
Now, what's the verdict?
About half?
Mio-chan is scared, so Koha is being careful.
Koha is definitely being careful!
It's worse when you say "this is a really slippery hell"
It's no problem, senpais and kowais, it's irrelevant!
Even I laughed!
I'm a hell person.
It's governed, so it's harsh.
I thought it was "mio-chan" as always, and wanted to show something new.
After this I'll say that too!
"As always" doesn't mean anything!
- Then... - Mel-chan! - Yes!
- Ouch! - That must've hurt. - She's got a lot of energy.
- That's right, she was saying it with such motivation. - Yeah, she was saying it quite a lot. - This is bad, it's hard to do!
- Now, Tashima-san, it's "If you're dating, you'll express yourself". Go ahead!
- Ah, dating a senpai is really like a dream! Ah, I have a request for you, senpai!
- Can you give me your GPS?
- The verdict is...
- Tomonaga-chan, what do you think? - It's too scary! I'm scared! I'm scared!
- If you're with me, can you give me your GPS? I'm worried. - But you have one, don't you? - I don't! - You do!
- If you look up "hashtag meihera", you'll probably find a lot of them. - You're doing that?! - Scary...
- The way you make up stories is scary! - Now, Mai-chan! - Yes!
- Now, Fuchigami-san, it's "If you're dating, you'll express yourself". Go ahead!
- When you're meeting up, you know how there are girls who show up every time you're dating? There are, right?!
- It's definitely type B! - Also... - Ah, there are guys who wear their caps backwards. - It's definitely type B, right?!
- Also... - Ah! Huh? - Ah, it's like putting mayonnaise on fried eggs? - It's definitely type B!
- The verdict is...
- It's slippery like hell and everyone is laughing! - Bunryo-chan, why is it slippery like hell?
- It's definitely type B, but... - Oh no! - Why?! - Mayonnaise... I can't put it on fried eggs.
- You took it seriously, didn't you?! - Then... Odi! - Yes! - Ori! - Ori! - She's here!
- Now, Aoda-san, it's "If you're dating, you'll express yourself". Go ahead!
- Hey, hey, hey! Listen, listen! This is something I heard earlier, so it's a secret! It seems like you and Rino-chan are dating!
- Eh? Have you already broken up? - Eh? Now? Tonight?! - Ehhhh?!
- It's over... - It's over!
- Even getting involved is amazing!
- Wait a minute! - What? What? What?
- Let's go to the judge's side. Go ahead!
- "What's so funny?" - Tanaka-chan.
- Well, if you get involved with someone you know, won't it be less funny?
- Hey, what? I want to say it! What is it? What is it?
- If you get involved, you'll definitely have to accept it! - That's right! That's right!
- Now, Hiroha-san.
- But the title is probably the best so far.
- The title! - "A woman whose information doesn't come around."
- I'm curious about what kind of person she is, so it's a title that's easy to laugh about.
- Now, let's move on. - Yes! Then...
- Eretan! - Yes!
- Wow! Eretan! - After being told so much...
- Now, it's Sakamoto-san's turn.
- She's a woman who pretends to be able to wink as hard as she can. Go ahead!
- Ah! A photo? Ah, I'll take a photo! Ah, it's fine! Come, come, come!
- Ah! A wink?! Ah, it's totally okay! I've always been winking, so let's go!
- Okay! Cheese!
- I'll hold it with my hand. I'm scared!
- Okay, you got it!
- Now, the other hand is...
- Ah! Hanhan!
- Moriyasu-chan, how was it?
- That's right. I think people who can't wink will be able to sympathize with me, but...
- I'm the one who can do it, so...
- Wow!
- I see. - Everyone, who can't do it, can you sympathize?
- I often do it. - Oh, you can do it? - Yes. - You do it? - I do it.
- It's not such a big deal, but I do it like this. - Oh, I see.
- It's quite common. - Then, Aoi.
- Oh, Motomura-chan. - Are you ready? - I'm looking forward to it. - Then, Motomura-san.
- She is a woman who tries to make her friends fat. Go ahead!
- "Oh, have I gained weight recently?" "Have I eaten too much barbeque?"
- "I know. Maybe I've gained weight, too." - "No, it's totally fine." - "It's really fine."
- "I'd rather eat it the other way around." - "Eat more!" - She is such a woman.
- I see. - Yes, thank you very much.
- You look like you've done it all. - You look like you've done it all. - You look like you've done it all.
- Then, the judgment is...
- One person would die in a sliding hell. - Why? - I see.
- Why is that? - I can sympathize with it, but...
- it's not interesting at all. - That kind of direct answer!
- That kind of direct answer! - It's no use. - Ob dadonno, no pandro!
- She says she has her own ideas! - Even though she says she is the most boring of all!
- Nobody will laugh at her!
- Then, Mikuru. - I am ready. - OK.
- Shishida also might leave work today. - Oh, a sliding hell.
It's a slippery hell, right?
I'm really confident!
Yeah!
If it's a black company only, I'll quit.
I'll quit right away.
And now, Tanaka-san, please praise yourself!
You know, I'm really not popular.
I'm not popular!
I'm not good at singing or dancing.
I'm not good!
First of all, I'm not funny.
What? "Rolling Shiza" was funny?
No, it's not funny! That's not true!
First of all, I'm not cute.
What? Cute?
Is that so?
Oh, you're right!
But she accepted it!
Now, the score is...
Three of you are not funny, but all of you are funny!
Now, how about you, Imai-san?
I don't know whether I'm funny or not, but I'm not funny.
I'm not good at singing or dancing.
It was a little subtle this time.
I wanted you to slip in a little more.
It was a little subtle this time.
She's not a real slippery character.
She's a really slippery person, so she doesn't know the balance.
How sad can a really slippery person be?
It's not a slippery game, is it?
You can't aim for slipping, can you?
You're slipping because you're serious about it.
If you think seriously about it, you'll be called "slippery hell".
Oh, I see.
You just heard it, didn't you?
You heard it, didn't you?
You said the same thing once, didn't you?
This is funny, isn't it?
This is funny.
Next up is a special version of the member's own video.
First of all, among the members who aren't in the studio this time,
we have this kind of video.
Like everything, she speaks after she draws attention to herself first.
Ah, right, right! The people who watched the drama yesterday...
Yeah, yeah, you saw it? Yeah, yeah.
That's right, that's right. Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes!
I cried over there. How was it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right, right?
Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes!
That scene where the two of them kiss is really good, isn't it?
That scene is really good, isn't it?
Yes, like this!
So cute!
A woman who talks a lot.
Hey, hey, hey!
The other day, in Harajuku, I met a famous celebrity.
She has a good style and she's thin and she smiles a lot!
But I was in love with her and I was filming a drama in my neighborhood.
Oh, I see...
A woman who laughs like she's crying.
This is so much fun!
A woman who takes pictures.
Everyone, let's take a picture!
Here we go!
Is it in?
Okay! Cheese!
That was the video!
It's over!
The reaction of a friend's boyfriend when he was subtle.
Hey, boyfriend! Show me the picture!
Ah, you look so kind!
Bye-bye!
This is the only thing I can say.
Why?
I'm scared.
Why are you scared?
I'm stupid.
A picture of herself with a weird face.
A picture of herself with only a cute face.
Cute!
This studio member's "This kind of woman is here" video is also...
Thank you! You have a woman's power!
Oh, you only edit!
Oh, thank you! You have a woman's power!
Oh, you have sunscreen on?
You have a woman's power!
Oh, you're sticking out your nose?
You look like a great actress! You have a woman's power!
This kind of woman is here
Hey, I'm back! How was it?
It was terrible! I can't show you!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
I didn't study at all!
I didn't study either!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
I didn't have a good sense! I'm really sorry!
But this is about the same!
Hey, show me at least!
Then it's okay!
Here we go!
One, two...
When I'm talking with my female friends, it's normal,
Call someone you like and suddenly your love will change.
Ready, start.
Seriously?
Yeah.
Seriously, tomorrow.
Who is it?
Oh, sorry.
Hello?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now?
I'm at a cafe with my girlfriend now.
Yeah, yeah.
Huh? Where is Ringo?
Oh, I see.
Huh? Now?
Now, huh?
I have plenty of time.
I just finished my cafe and I wanted to see Ringo soon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
Then I'll go now.
Yeah, see you later.
Bye-bye.
Sorry, I'm going now!
She really doesn't know anything, but she's about to ride the trend now.
Have you seen last month's drama?
Yes, I have!
It was so funny!
Kenta-kun is crazy, isn't he?
No, Kenta-kun isn't in it.
Oh, Shota-kun!
No, he's not in it.
Oh, Ryota-kun! Are you sure you're watching it?
Yes, I am!
You're watching it, aren't you?
He's not in it at all. Someone else is starring in it. Are you sure you're watching it?
Yes, I am!
Well, well, well, whatever.
Next up is a special version of an original video that the members came up with.
Butterfly, I thought you were a butterfly and you turned into one.
Wow!
I would like to express "kid airak" with just words "ah" and facial expressions.
"ki" - happy.
"do" - angry.
"ai" - sad.
"raku" - comfortable.
"ureshii" - happy.
"ebii" - shrimp.
"kanii" - crab.
"usai janken" - annoying rock-paper-scissors.
"saisho wa guu" - rock-paper-scissors.
"janken pon" - rock-paper-scissors.
"todashita baka wa inai kedo watashi ga iru yo" - but there's no idiot here but me.
"saisho wa guu" - rock-paper-scissors.
- rock-paper-scissors - rock-paper-scissors
I'll imitate Rino Sashihara.
ji
Rino Sashihara when she was in trouble with her juniors.
"un" "ji"
Rino Sashihara's laugh in the contest.
sun
Rino Sashihara after the concert's "call and response".
"melon juice"!
"thank you"!
Her face is weird!
She's a problem.
The way she was imitated.
It's the most troublesome that she's not there!
Who should I attack?!
I want you over there! I want you over there!
Next, Morias, Natsumi Matsuoka and Koujina's contest challenge!
This time, the three members were chosen by writer Saijo-san, who saw the audition video of the first episode, who acknowledged their acting skills of laughter.
First of all, to see the characteristics of the three members' further acting from Saijo-san's task,
we will try to play the three characters in the script in various patterns.
You know it's all wrong, don't you? Let's learn!
Are you going to make me let my guard down by saying that?
No!
Saijo-san made a mistake, so one point for Irie- san.
What did Bunny Burger use for cooking?
The third question is correct!
You forced me to change it, didn't you? It's the same problem as the sixth and seventh questions.
I have real skills, you know.
Irie-san was late for the first round and won the first prize.
In the second round, she won by influence.
And in the third round, she was caught cheating during the game.
And in the semi-final, she was arrested for drug trafficking.
Anyway, I have never shown my real skills in the first round, and I have come this far!
But I have real skills, you know.
Right? It's hard to show off, isn't it?
What do you mean?
But you're better than me.
You're better than me. You're always better than me.
It's like you're doing it at your own pace.
Later, Saijo-san will be guiding the story of "Viking" and "Bullzon Chiemira".
I'm Matsuoka, executive editor. Nice to meet you.
According to Saijo-san, her vision is poor.
To put it bluntly, it's Matsuoka's fault.
Matsuoka decided to cheer up and started practicing.
Cheer up! Determine! Sorry!
See, I told you!
And it's a question of punctuation. What do you mean "determine"?
Let's learn!
First of all, when I'm talking, you know, the two of you, you know...
I know you want me to put on a smile or something like that, or you want me to think about my next line or something like that,
but I hope you'll make it perfect with that.
If I tell you the basic rules, everything will end.
It's tension and conversation, so if you're in a state of conversation in tension, you'll basically laugh.
Not just this story.
It's hard for people to laugh if I make them too nervous by making them feel like they're serious about this quiz final round.
Basically, I'm going to make you feel like you're in the final round of this quiz show.
I'm going to make you feel like you're having fun doing things like that.
Question three!
Ta-da!
Bedminbon!
Tadabata!
Too bad!
Are you going to listen to me?!
I've been saying that for a while now, but it's hard to laugh when you lose energy, but when you get stronger, it's easier for the audience to accept it, and when you're exhausted, you're like, "Hmm..."
I'm going to do my best to get that energy out of you.
You're lucky I came all the way here!
But you do have skills, so I'd like to see those skills soon!
Isn't that cute? It looks like you're saying something like that.
I'd like to see about 30% of your weakness.
I'd like to see those skills soon!
You're making it look like you're having a head- to-head fight!
But you're saying things like, "I think you're too close," and "You can't get away from there," and you're saying things like, "Come here," and "Come here," and you're saying things like that.
Is there anything that's difficult about it?
Just because the tempo is a little different, the way you feel it and the fun of it change, so I thought timing was really important.
It's my first time doing a show like this, so I'm really nervous, but I think acting skills are going to become very important because it's a comedy, so I'm going to do my best to become Ms. Ueyamada.
I've been an idol for a long time, and I've never felt this emotion before, but it's an unknown world, so I know how to sing and dance and how to practice, but I don't have much acting experience, and it's completely different when I actually do it.
Thank you.
I'm a little hit by a wall.
Even after that, they find the time and practice over and over again.
The writer Saijo and Neniri confirm what they have been careful about so far.
You know, I'm not nervous about doing it, but I'm nervous about doing this quiz show.
Koujina has the most lines because he is a host.
Even in a real quiz show, the host prepares a pen and paper with questions and answers written by the host.
However...
It's going to be hard for me to do this.
Can you put it back a little?
You don't have to use it.
I thought you'd use it for me.
You're kidding me.
I think it's okay without it.
It's funny.
Koujina doesn't use pen and paper at all for the quiz show.
And...
Here we go.
Quiz King National Tournament.
Only these two are left in the final.
First of all, Moriass-san.
I'm going to win.
Are you nervous, Moriass-san?
Matsuoka-san won the first round because he was late.
He won the second round because of influenza.
He was caught cheating in the third round.
And he was arrested for taking drugs the day before.
Anyway, he didn't show his skills at all and came all the way here.
But I have skills.
I can't wait to see your skills.
I'll show you.
First question.
Ta-dah!
Two tulips.
Moriass-san.
Bamboo sticks.
Ta-dah!
The tulip's color is red, which is said to be the prettiest among tulips.
Is it correct or wrong?
Correct or wrong?
Moriass-san got it wrong, so Matsuoka-san gets an extra point.
All right.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
G.na is amazing!
Tashima-san!
G.na's self-confidence was amazing, but she was also very confident and she was like a visual doctor.
And Mado-chan's Ghibli-ness was amazing and she was so cute in the anime.
Nacchan was also good at acting when she was angry.
The three of us had a good balance and our faces looked good.
It was fun watching it.
Kanata Miku-chan!
She's so cute!
Kanata Miku-chan has always been saying she's cute.
I think we've dropped by 3,000 viewers.
3,000?
She's really cute!
More or less? More or less? Which do you want to see more of?
Absolutely.