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N.C.A.T. 48 summer comedy has begun!
Aiming for the final of the comedy show race, tonight we have this kind of woman in the second half of the show!
The members have shot a lot of video clips of themselves!
Furthermore, a new unit and a full-fledged story! Could it be...
N.C.A.T. Bingo!
On last week's broadcast...
Akiyoshi-san, I want you to say "it's because you're cute!"
I don't know why, but when I walk in Shibuya...
I don't know why, but...
I've been asked to change seats...
Do you know why?
Also, even though it's crowded on the train...
People I don't know will give me a seat...
Do you know why?
Matsuoka Hana-san, and she's a very planned woman!
Oh, Komiya-kun!
Come in here!
Sit down!
Hurry up!
Me?
Sit down!
Komiya-kun, Komiya-kun!
She suddenly got involved!
I tried drawing your hair. What do you think?
Oh, drawing my hair...
Oh, it's good!
Really?
Yeah, yeah!
Thank you!
What was that?!
I didn't want to go! Wow!
Professional comedians evaluate their stories!
Furthermore, whether it's a big laugh or a slippery hell...
The members will also judge!
Now, this time in the second half...
Hey, this is...
Now, let's go!
Okay, Vivian!
Yes!
Now, Vivian Murakawa...
She's a woman who can't decide what to order!
Go ahead!
Huh? Komiya-kun, you're going to eat avocado rice bowl?
It's definitely going to be good!
The way you put mayonnaise on it...
Looking at this picture, it's definitely going to be good!
But chicken also looks good!
Okay, I've decided!
Excuse me!
Komiya-kun, you're having avocado rice bowl, right?
And I'm having chicken...
Ah, but wait a minute!
I can't forget about avocado rice bowl!
What should I do? What should I do? What should I do?
Okay, I've decided!
Crab tomato cream pasta!
Yes! Thank you very much!
And the verdict is...
Oh!
Do you have more time delays?
What? No way!
No way? But did you hear me laugh?
You didn't hear me, did you?
Okay, let's go!
Okay, Nene-chan!
Yes!
I'm playing with my phone...
Oh no!
Please say "I'm recording!"
Who? Who? Who?
Sassy-san!
Yes!
That was close!
Jitoue-san's "on" and "off" are intense!
Here you go!
Seriously, the sea is so hot...
And the sand is so sticky...
Isn't it the worst?
I'm recording!
What? Stop recording me all of a sudden!
Oh, I'm the only one who's not in the frame!
Let's go over there...
What? The sea is the best!
I'll play with my phone later!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
And the verdict is...
4 people laughing while sliding on the floor.
Pojina-chan.
Yes?
Umm...
Huh?
My memory is flying.
Umm...
Where am I now?
What am I doing?
My memory is flying.
It's flying, isn't it?
My eyes are also flying.
Can you not just make my eyes fly?
At the recording of the variety show.
I was told "yes", but my eyes were flying. I was scared.
Besides that...
Did I gain weight recently?
Did I eat too much barbecue?
I know! I might have gained weight, too!
No!
I'm totally fine!
I'm really fine!
I'd rather eat the other way around!
Eat more!
That kind of woman.
There is! There is! There is!
Huh?
Huh? Can you do digital?
Wow! Amazing!
Huh? Can you show me?
Wow! Amazing!
It's a pigeon that came out of a pigeon!
Wow!
About...half of it?
Half of it!
Actually, even for the members who aren't in the studio this time...
They came up with various ideas like this...
And asked us to film a video!
Wow!
What kind of ideas do you think will come up?
To be honest, I think it will be more dangerous!
I hope the viewers will lower the hurdle and warm up!
Is that so? It's dangerous!
I have a feeling that I want it to come back!
That's right!
Wow! Amazing!
It's flying!
There is always one person in the gym class
A woman!
The next 50m will come!
Get in position!
Ready...
Go!
Wow! Amazing!
When you take a selfie and push the shutter button,
you can change your pose.
Here we go! Cheese!
It's easy to understand.
She is an adult.
I was in a lot of trouble the other day.
I see. It must have been hard for you.
Yes, I understand.
Excuse me.
Thank you for your hard work.
She has a lot of things in her bag,
so she has a lot of things in her bag.
Oh, it's been 3 years.
Hey, we opened a pancake shop, didn't we?
Yeah, we did!
Hey, let's go after lunch today.
Yeah, let's do it today.
Let's go, let's go.
That sounds fun!
What did you do? Pancakes?
Sorry, I think it was a holiday.
Oh, really?
Too bad!
Then, let's go again next time!
Yeah, let's go for sure!
Promise!
I'll give you a call!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Okay, okay!
Bye-bye!
Do you have koukeki?
What kind of person is she?
She's a shop assistant who can give you any kind of information.
Oh, that's cute!
Are you interested in it?
Oh, that's a really popular product, but I also have a different color!
Wow!
That's cool!
Oh, it's Aki-chan's!
She's often seen on social media, a self- deprecating woman.
"Are you a minor again?" she asked me.
I'm not a minor!
Ah, look at my height!
Self-proclaimed "saba-saba", just a manly woman.
Well, you know...
I'm "saba-saba", so...
There's only men around me.
Because I'm "saba-saba".
That was fun!
How about you, Tana-chan?
Well, since there weren't any other members, it was more fun than with the studio members.
Since I'm doing it alone, I think it's easier for me to do it.
So it was just fun.
Wow, you're starting to make excuses!
You're making a lot of excuses!
You're smiling a lot!
Tomiyoshi-chan!
Sakura-san was supposed to be really busy, but she did two things!
That's true!
I guess that kind of person sells well.
And it looks like she's shooting a video for us.
Regardless of the genre, she freely creates her own original content!
Ah! I'm taking off my shoes!
What's going on?
It's finally starting!
What's this?
Dancing College!
With what we have in the hotel's room...
Food and stuff!
Wow!
Start!
If it's this big, I can't eat it!
Yes!
New car!
This year's trending bag!
I don't know what it is!
Hamiyaki!
What is it?
Yes!
Tongue!
I know! I know!
We are going to dance to our newest song, "Calendar"!
Wow!
I'm going to imitate Matsue Machiharu-san!
That's cool!
I'll grab it with my own arms!
She's good!
She sings well!
Wow!
On!
She's good!
I'm going to imitate Ahiru's crying voice!
That's all!
Wow! She's good!
It's time for dinner, so clean up!
Hey, where are you going? Come back!
Look, clean up!
Ouch! Where are you going?
Hey...
I'm tired, but I'll sing you a song.
On my day off, I play with this bunny!
It's so cute!
Was that "Adventure in a hotel"?
I didn't know what you were wearing.
What did you like, Tomiya?
Everyone was funny and cute.
I think everyone is cuter than these nine members.
Stop it!
You're making fun of me!
Wait a minute.
Your face is too dead.
You're making fun of me!
I thought you were.
You're funny!
Before the semi-final...
Tonight, the three people who have been evaluated for their acting skills will challenge serious comedy!
You're making me lose my balance!
You're amazing!
This is the hardest part.
The writer, Saijo-san, who guides the Vikings, Bulls- on, and Chie Mira in their stories, will cooperate.
Especially, Kojima's long lines will be...
"Summer at Gina's" comedy.
Let's watch it!
Here we go! "Quiz King" national tournament!
These two are left in the finals!
First of all, Moriass-san!
I will be the winner!
Are you nervous, Moriass-san?
I will show my skills to those who have come this far with luck only!
Wow! So fast and so provocative!
And the opponent is Matsuoka-san, who has a lot of luck!
I don't have only luck, but I also have skills.
Matsuoka-san was late for the first round and lost.
The opponent in the second round lost due to influenza.
The opponent in the third round was caught cheating during a match.
And the opponent in the semi-final was arrested for drug possession the day before.
In any case, I didn't show my skills once and came this far with luck!
But you have skills!
I want to see those skills soon!
I will show you!
It's all about luck on the internet.
I will definitely show you my skills!
Now, I will explain the rules!
Everything is a quick quiz!
If you answer one question correctly, you get one point!
If you answer incorrectly, you get one point!
The first person to get five points wins!
Let's get started!
I will definitely win!
I will show you my skills!
Question one!
Ta-dah!
Two tulips!
Moriass-san!
Bamboo-tombo!
Too bad!
During a tulip show, the tulip's color is red, which is said to be the prettiest.
Is it correct or wrong?
Correct or wrong?
Moriass-san got it wrong, so Matsuoka-san gets one point!
Alright!
Question two!
Ta-dah!
Two orientals!
Stand up!
Too bad!
Is it Columbus?
Is it correct or wrong?
Correct or wrong?
Moriass-san got it wrong, so Matsuoka-san gets one point!
Matsuoka-san now has two points in total!
Alright!
Only three points left!
Question three!
Ta-dah!
Two Vietnamese!
Stand up!
Too bad!
Should I ask you properly?!
What's wrong?!
Are you too nervous and can't calm down?!
Damn it!
Ingredients are rice flour, "maru" or "batsu" question? The answer is "maru"
Moriass-san got it wrong, so Matsuoka-san gets +1 point!
Question 4! Ta-dah!
In English...
That's why it's too fast!
Moriass-san!
Description!
Too bad!
See, I told you!
In English, black pepper is "kurokosho", but red pepper is "tougarashi"
Is it "maru" or "batsu"? The answer is "maru"
Also, this is a "maru" or "batsu" question, so what's "description" about?
Let's learn!
Ah, if you say that, you're going to let me down!
You're wrong!
Moriass-san got it wrong, so Matsuoka-san gets +1 point!
Matsuoka-san, you win with only one point left!
If I win like this, I'll get attacked by the internet again!
Matsuoka-san, one more step and you'll be "quiz king"
No, "king of luck"
Are you making fun of me?!
Moriass-san, please be careful of speeding up!
If you get this wrong, you'll win!
Got it!
Since it's the finals, I want the show to be exciting, so please!
So far, the show itself hasn't been exciting at all!
Now, for the fifth question!
Ta-dah!
What kind of food did the Wani Burger in Hiroshima use?
Kiripon!
Whoa, that was quick! Moriass-san was faster!
I had a chance to show my skills!
Now, Moriass-san, please answer!
Uh...
F-funny? Wani?
No, it's not.
Whale?
No, it's not.
Similar?
Dolphin?
No, it's not.
You've gained four points!
Huh?!
So, it's four against four!
As it's the finals, it's getting exciting!
It's too exciting!
Now, for the last question!
Ta-dah!
What question is it?
Kiripon!
Moriass-san's!
First question!
Too bad!
Are you stupid?!
The winner of the quiz team is Matsuoka-san!
I'm not happy at all!
Thank you very much!
How was it for you three?
I was nervous, but I had fun.
You practiced this a lot, didn't you?
Yes, we did.
It's quite difficult for the one who will give a lecture.
It's amazing! I was surprised!
Actually, I had a mistake in the problem, but I memorized it all and didn't make a mistake.
Wow!
Now, we would like to ask the writer, Saijo-san, who will cooperate with us this time.
How was it for you three?
As usual, you did it perfectly.
Thank you very much!
Tomonaga-chan?
I had a lot of fun watching it. I want you to do it one more time.
Ping-pong, thank you!
A special project will be decided at HKTV Live Fukuoka Park!
A lunch project with the members at Fukuoka Park!
In addition, there is a chance of winning a secret live!
For more information, please visit the show's homepage!
Among the members in the studio,
we asked the three of you to make funny jokes as compensation.
Let's take a look!
Who is it?
10 years later, Siri!
Hey, Siri!
Yes, what is your name?
Yes, my name is Miku Tanaka.
I see. What is your name?
Yes, my name is Miku Tanaka.
No, no, wait a minute! "Yes, my name is" is not a name!
I see.
Anyway, Siri, tell me about the most recent cafe.
The most recent popular cafe is Shibuya, which has been around for about 50 years.
Then, Siri, please guide me!
Yes! First of all, go straight here!
Go straight!
And right!
Right!
And back!
Four steps forward!
Go straight ahead, back again, go down the left road, and go back from the right again!
Oh, my God! It's too complicated! The road doesn't work at all!
It suddenly became 2 percent, so I'd like to appear like this!
No, wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Appearance!
No, the latest Siri is too dangerous!
Wow!
I don't like it!
It's a kangaroo!
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
What should I do? What should I do?
Rock-paper-scissors with my right hand and rock- paper- scissors with my left hand!
I got a point!
I don't like it!
Thank you for waiting! I'm Hina Matsumoto!
Don't wait for me!
By the way, I recently got an old man!
Look at this!
I'm holding him with my shoulder now.
What? What did you say?
Stop it!
It seems like you have something to say.
What should I say?
Recently you like vitamin C.
I've been telling you to say it.
When I saw you...
It's nothing!
And...
What? You still have it?
What?
Recently you like barley tea.
You like it more than barley tea.
It's nothing!
If you don't know what to say...
It's nothing!
I'm Koeri.
I'm sorry and thank you for everything.
What was important?
I'm scared of Sae.
What's this?
Thank you for doing this with me.
But it's over now.
Thank you.
Are you scared of that?
Why do you do that?
Kagami-kun.
I thought it would be fun.
I came here for today's recording.
I came here because I thought it would be funny.
My hair is messed up because I thought it would be funny.
I thought it would be funny.
How was it, Akira?
It's long and short.
It's weird.
It's long and short.
Don't say it like that.
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Okay, Mikurin.
Here she is.
I might graduate today.
Oh, you'll slide to hell.
I'm really confident.
Don't start a black company, okay?
You'll leave soon.
Okay, Tanaka-san, please praise yourself.
You know, I'm really not popular.
I'm not popular!
I'm not good at singing and dancing.
I'm not good!
First of all, I'm not funny.
What?
"Rolling Shazam" was funny?
No, it's not funny!
It's not like that!
First of all, I'm not cute.
Hmm...
What? Cute?
Is that so?
Oh, you're right.
Oh, she accepted it.
She accepted it.
I see.
The judgment is...
Three of you slide to hell. All of you laugh.
How about you, Imai-san?
I don't know if I should laugh or slide.
What?
It was a little subtle this time.
I wanted her to slide a little more.
She's not a real slide character.
She's really sliding.
I don't know the balance.
How sad can a person be who's really sliding?
The complete version of the members' jokes will be on Hulu!
You're playing with me too much!
Next time, a comedy show race in a straight line.
HKT members' serious jokes special!