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H.K.T.48 Summer Comedy Show!
H.K.T. is aiming for a comedy show race.
Tonight, we have a woman like her.
Furthermore, Sashihara Rino and Matsuoka Hana are dancing to the rhythm.
Who will win?
H.K.T. Bingo!
Here is the winner of this comedy show race.
Do you know this woman?
Natsuko Yokozawa and Kanako Yanagihara are good at this kind of comedy.
They will act as if they are in a movie.
The judges are professional comedians and screenwriters.
In addition...
By the way, H.K.T. will be judging you as well.
We have prepared a judging item for you.
That item is...
What is it?
Take it and spin it.
Wow!
Take it and spin it!
What is it?
This is a special judging game we made for you.
If you think the jokes are funny, you get a laugh.
And if you think it's slippery, you get a slippery hell.
Speaking of slippery hell, it's you, Tanaka Miku.
I'm scared of slippery hell!
It says, "It's slippery again!"
There are so many of you, but you can still pick up.
In a way, you're a winning team.
That's right.
Before we start, we'd like you to think of a joke.
Here's the title of the joke.
Let's start with the one you're most interested in.
Let's start from there.
I see.
That's amazing.
It's nice of you all to think of a title.
That's right.
Let's start with Tomiyoshi.
Tomiyoshi.
You can do it!
Let's start with Tomiyoshi.
She's a weird woman.
Go ahead!
Weird woman?
I think it's a good one.
It'll definitely suit you.
Weird woman?
I think it'll definitely suit you.
I knew it from the start.
Weird woman?
I knew it'd suit you when we were together.
I'll definitely support you.
Weird woman?
I think it'll suit you now.
That's funny!
That's amazing!
All right, everyone.
Was it funny or slippery hell?
Which one was it?
Go ahead!
That's amazing!
I'm so happy!
That's amazing!
Which part of the story was interesting for you, Hana-chan?
It's not about the size of her face or anything like that, is it?
Stop it!
It's my first time seeing it here, but it's a little...
Well, looking at it now, it's a pretty sad story for my mom, so please stop it!
I see, but even so...
Now, Ranbu-san, how was it?
The moment when I was able to determine that the person in front of me really didn't care about anything was pleasant.
Wow!
That's amazing!
High praise!
Now, which one should we go with?
Then... Hana!
Matsuoka Hana-chan!
Yes, yes.
Well then, Matsuoka Hana-san, please go ahead and be the "planned-out" woman!
Ah, that's good, isn't it? I know, I know! It's really good, isn't it? I know, I know!
Ah! Komiya-kun?!
Come here for a second! Sit down, sit down!
Eh, me?
Sit down, sit down!
Komiya-kun, Komiya-kun!
I got involved all of a sudden...
Um, I tried drawing your hair a little, what do you think?
I tried drawing your hair a little, what do you think?
Eh, really?!
Um, um, um!
Thank you!
What was that?!
I didn't want to go there! Wow!
When I went there, my legs were shaking! My legs were heavy!
Now, then, the verdict is... go ahead!
Hey, Matsuoka Hana-san, isn't that a little unfair?!
Then I'll get hurt too, you know?!
There's a bag in it and it's sliding like this!
Yay!
Now, then, Tanaka Miku-chan...
Yes?
I'd like to keep sliding like this until I go to hell, you know, Hana-chan?
You want to make more friends?
Yes, I want to make more friends!
You want me to drag you down?
Yes!
You want me to make you go to hell too?!
Scary!
Scary, huh?
Um, Hirawasu-san, what do you think?
Her voice hasn't changed much...
It hasn't changed, right?!
You might not have understood it well...
Then, first appearance, Yuka-chan!
Yes!
Oh!
She's cute!
Then, Akiyoshi-san, I'd like you to say, "She's cute!"
When I was walking in Shibuya, I don't know why, but...
They gave me a change of seats, but...
Why do you think that is?
And, you know, even though it's crowded in a crowded train,
people I don't know will give me a seat, but...
Why do you think that is?
Ah, that's funny!
Then, Akiyoshi-san, this side!
Then, the judgement is...
No one will call it out!
This was interesting!
Thank you!
Then, Tomiyoshi-san, how was it?
It was interesting, but...
Her hands were gross!
Then, Imai-san!
The title and composition are all great!
Amazing!
Sticky praise!
Kirawasu-san!
The manga was really good!
Thank you!
The timing...
Also, I thought that women are good at impersonating women!
That's true!
I thought you watched it a lot!
You're right!
Yes!
Lightsaber!
Next is...
A comedy show the other day...
Watanabe Akari, a junior high school student.
She's Watanabe-san, and you're the only one who hasn't seen her.
Go ahead!
Shashi-san, let's take a picture!
Okay! Cheese!
Wait, something's not right. One more time, please!
Okay! Cheese!
Something's not right. One more time, please!
Okay! Cheese!
Okay!
Okay! Shashi-san, you're in the middle, but I'm all over the place, so I'll use this as an icon!
Okay!
Ah, you made it together!
I see, you made it together!
Ah, you made it together!
Is Shashi-san rude?
No, I'm the one who's embarrassed!
I was surprised!
There's nothing good about this story!
If I could say it like Komiya-san, I'd say it, but I can't say it!
The verdict is...
Four people went to hell.
Kojina-san?
She was cute and funny.
She was cute until she jumped at Shashi-chan at the end.
I see.
Takamatsu-san?
When I thought she had a lot of acting skills, I felt like she relied on her cuteness.
That's harsh!
Okay, Saijo-san?
As a person, I thought that was good.
But I felt like it was a shame that it was a bit like an explanation.
That's hard!
The next one is also a newcomer.
Is it Baba Saya, a second-year middle school student who tried a strategy game the other day?
Baba-san is a woman who wants to take a picture. Here you go!
There's a green onion in a place like this!
Ah, nice! Green!
Green! Ah, nice white!
Green! Isn't the length good?
Green! Green! Green! Green! Green!
It's over! It's over!
It's hard to say goodbye.
My ears are turning red.
Let's start with the judgement.
The judgement is...
Cute!
You two are good at skating.
It's tough.
But it was cute, so I'm glad.
I want to say something.
What is it, Toga-san?
We actually had props ready.
Green and a smartphone?
Yes, yes.
I asked for it in the air.
We have to express it.
I don't know what you're saying.
So I said...
Wah! There's green onion here!
You did your best!
Okay, then Nacchan.
Okay!
You did your best!
She's popular in this case.
Okay, then Matsuoka Natsumi-san.
She's a woman clerk who has a strict customer service.
Please come in!
Oh, are you interested in that?
It just came out recently.
I'm wearing it today, too!
Oh...
Yes.
Is it shopping day today?
No!
Yes.
Please enjoy!
No, I'm watching!
She was interested!
I think this is good.
The judgement is...
That's it!
That was fun!
Is this something you do often?
I'm shy so I don't like being talked to.
I see.
Are you interested in shopping?
Vivian?
Yes, I'm pretty shy too.
Talking to the clerk is hard for me too.
I think it's common for me too.
Were you prepared for this comment?
What? Were you prepared for this?
Sonambu, what did you think of it?
She was enjoying her character.
She was like "is there a clerk like her?"
I think it's correct.
Next is...
Hirona!
Yes!
I'm looking forward to it!
Lastly, Eunjo!
She's not bad-mouthed but...
Go ahead!
She often wears off-shoulder clothes.
She wears revealing clothes every time.
I like her because of her style but...
It's common, right?
It's not bad-mouthed but...
Also, on social media,
don't you often put a brand's bag or wallet at the end?
It's fashionable but...
why do you put it there?
It's not bad-mouthed but...
Thank you!
I see!
Let's see the result!
It's correct!
Alright!
It was fun but...
Your voice is too small!
You sounded like an old man!
I was nervous!
You sounded like an old man!
Sayo-san, how was it?
It's not bad-mouthed but...
I could express my facial expression better.
It was easier for me to laugh.
Next is...
Hinata!
Yes!
She's a problem girl!
I'm very confident this time!
Wow!
She says she's confident every time...
Because she's a big problem girl!
There's a reason for her to sit on a chair!
She sits alone on a chair!
She's very confident!
That's rare! Why?
Now, Matsumoto-san, she's a woman who can only order salmon in kaiten-sushi! Go ahead!
Um, manager! Salmon! Manager, salmon! Manager, grilled salmon! Grilled salmon! Salmon! Oh, and last but not least, shrimp salmon!
It tastes different, doesn't it?!
Wait, wait...
What just happened?!
She's doing all kinds of things!
Wasn't it really interesting?
But what did you say at the end? It tastes different...
Shrimp salmon tastes different, doesn't it?
You can only order salmon in kaiten-sushi, why did you put shrimp on it?
Now, the verdict is...
Hey! It's time for you to slip!
Manager wins! It's time for you to slip!
She's so confident, even though she said it!
That's weird...
Now, Hirabatsu-san, what did you think of it?
It was like a match-pumping story...
She said she can only order salmon in kaiten- sushi, ordered shrimp salmon and suddenly...
She suddenly said something...
The good part was that she raised the rhythm and shortened the length of the story as much as possible...
I see! That's nice and kind of you!
Next up is Madoka Moriasu, who will attempt a full- fledged skit in the next episode!
Now, Moriasu-san, she's a woman who immediately raises national issues! Please come in!
Izakaya-ni-tei. Waiwai. Gaya-gaya.
*sigh*
Ah, Madoka? There's one last kara-age left! Japanese people are coming out!
They're here! They're really here!
They're the ones I like the most so far!
Eh, really?!
They're here!
It's all about that, right? How Japanese people are like.
That's right, that's right.
Now, the verdict is...
Umm...
Huh?!
She's a middle schooler!
She's a kid, so she doesn't know!
She doesn't know.
She'll eat the last kara-age!
I'll eat it.
She'll eat it.
That's not the problem!
She'll eat it!
It's a different generation!
It's a next generation!
Baba-chan, you didn't know at all?
I didn't know. I was like, "Eh, what's she saying?"
I'll eat it, though!
After this, Sashihara Rino's rhythm story!
HKT Bingo Live!
We've decided to perform in Fukuoka!
In Fukuoka Park, many members want to perform in Tokyo Park.
Details of their first public appearance can be found on the show's homepage!
In order to aim for a show race, professional writers and HKT comedy units have worked together one after another!
Tonight, Sashihara will...
I got chosen for a rhythm story or something like that! What should I do?!
That's embarrassing!
In response to Sashihara's expectations...
Hyokkorihan's ex-partner and rhythm story writer, Nanbu will cooperate with Sashihara!
His partner is always smiling and full of energy, Hana Matsuoka!
My boobs are bigger!
However...
Their schedules didn't quite match and they were only able to practice together in the morning of the recording day!
Rhythm story... Could it be?!
Sashihara Rio and Hana Matsuoka!
So, Tanaka Miku-chan, how do you feel?
I'm really looking forward to it! And Rino-chan won't do something like that!
But I'm looking forward to it!
Well, shall we go?
Then, Sashihara Rio and Hana Matsuoka's "Rhythm Story"!
Here you go!
Hey, you guys...
Surrounding a hundred people...
How cowardly of you to use it like that...
But, it's a shame...
In my high school...
There's a legendary female class president!
Here it comes...
The beat that makes you feel proud from the bottom of your heart is...
This person is...
The legendary female class president...
Sashihara-sensei!
Indeed!
Sashihara-sensei! Sashihara-sensei!
I'm really looking forward to it! Sashihara- sensei!
You can come and go anytime and anywhere...
There's no rule like that! Sashihara-sensei!
Sashihara-sensei! Sashihara-sensei!
Where are you going, Sashihara-sensei?
Sashihara-sensei!
He's gone...
Sashihara-sensei! I came here to dance...
He's gone...
But you know...
That person...
He's not someone who runs away right away...
You came again!
The legendary woman boss, Sassy Paisen!
Again!
Sassy Paisen! Sassy Paisen!
25 year old Sassy Paisen!
Sassy Paisen! Sassy Paisen!
High school years Sassy Paisen!
You've been in high school seven times, so your uniform is old, Sassy Paisen!
When you're in pain, when you're sad, when you want someone to help you,
I want you to call my name!
I'll run to you whenever and wherever!
Sassy Paisen! Sassy Paisen!
So help me, Sassy Paisen!
I'll run to you whenever and wherever, but I won't do anything in particular, Sassy Paisen!
Wait a minute!
That's not what I meant!
Hmm...
I'm counting on you this time!
The legendary woman boss, Sassy Paisen!
Ni hao!
Sassy Paisen! Sassy Paisen!
Mysterious Chinese language, Sassy Paisen!
Sassy Paisen! Sassy Paisen!
The way you move has changed, Sassy Paisen!
Before you change and after you change, both of you are ugly, Sassy Paisen!
Huh?
What is this?
A dictionary!
Th-this is...
the legendary woman boss's legendary dictionary?!
Sassy Paisen dictionary!
And also...
the convenience store's night shift allowance!
That heart...
Both of you...
have a lot of work!
Ah! I see!
Um, Akasatano's work and my job...
Hmm...
*laughter*
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm telling you, I'm sorry!
When you're surrounded by enemies like this,
I can't read your handwriting!
*sigh*
Sassy-paisen is unreliable...
Someone!
Someone other than Sassy-paisen, please help me!
*laughter*
*moan*
Legendary woman leader...
Sassy-paisen...
Cheer up!
Sassy-paisen, Sassy-paisen!
It's your fault I'm not cheering up, Sassy-paisen!
Sassy-paisen, Sassy-paisen!
Just help me out, Sassy-paisen!
Even though you always have me in your right hand,
you're so bad at this, Sassy-paisen!
*laughter*
Enough!
Please take Sassy-paisen's place!
Woo!
[laughter and applause]
Wow!
That was fun!
I was so nervous!
You're amazing!
Now, let's have the writer, Nambu-san, who helped us with this story!
[applause]
Thank you!
How was it?
Well, really...
I left the dancing to you two, but...
Yes, that's right.
Please move at a good temperature.
[laughter and applause]
Of course, we had you come up with the story, so we're doing it really well.
I don't know why, but I feel like it's going to decrease.
[laughter and applause]
Why? Why, Tashima-san?
It might decrease, but we'll have more jobs in different fields, so it's okay.
Now, Tashima-san.
Well, it was fun, even if we made a lot of mistakes, but...
Yes.
The temperature of you two matched well, and it was really fun.
Yes.
I think it's going to be good news.
[laughter and applause]
What? What part of it is this?
[laughter and applause]
Now, let's hear from the show!
Can I say that too?
It's gross.
The online video distribution service "furu" and "nittele on demand" are distributing "hkt bingo"!
For more information, please visit the show's homepage!
This illustration was secretly displayed in the studio.
In fact, Ayaka Oda wrote this work on the show's theme.
What did you dream of in the future?
I was looking up AKB's costume designers.
How many colored pencils did you have?
Ninety-six?
When you mix colored pencils, it looks like a gradation.
That's why I only use colored pencils.
Ta-da! It's done!
There's a picture of Ayaka Oda sticking her hand in her nose.
I have a strong image of it, so I did it.
Komiya-san looks like a koala.
I forced Komiya-san to wear a jacket.
And here's Ayaka Oda.
I thought it would give off a bit of a monster atmosphere.
In addition, the complete version of the five newcomers' stories is also available on Hulu!
I'm very confident about it!
I'm looking forward to it!
In a cafe, there's a woman who drinks cafe au lait with a straw.
She's a woman who emphasizes "yatara" and "tanima".
She's a woman who emphasizes "yatara" and "tanima" when picking up things.
That's not true!
Next time, "Is there a woman like this?" Second half!
The members who aren't in the studio also participate in many of the videos!
Serious Controversy!