AISubs v3.5
This time, the laugh track is "Goka Sanbon Date".
Here it is!
It's a safe version of the flip game that the members challenged.
It's also popular in Kajiemon.
Writer and comedian Shutaro Matsumoto is cooperating.
The behind-the-scenes of "Yabuki na Kora" is coming up!
Rhythmic jokes!
Finally, the funny guys will join in on the jokes!
Behind-the-scenes! Behind-the-scenes!
Let's go!
Laugh Challenge Final!
HKT48's Laugh Challenge!
Excuse me, I bought a lunch box, but I don't have chopsticks.
Oh, chopsticks! Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Oh, I'm sorry! Here you go, chopsticks!
Oh, yes, yes!
Beautiful chopsticks! Yes, yes!
Like this, like this, like this...
I'm going to die!
In HKT Bingo, it's MC and player's "sashihara" twice!
And with that...
Thank you!
...it's writer Nanbu!
By the way, this Nanbu is...
...an ex-partner of Hyokkori-han!
The members that Nanbu will cooperate with are...
...sashihara!
The jokes they'll try are...
...rhythmic jokes!
Excuse me, I really...
...got chosen for rhythmic jokes. What should I do?
What should I do?
Eh? But I'm really old now!
In an instant! I'm surprised!
She instantly fainted.
Good morning.
Thank you for having me.
Today...
Yes?
Sasha wants to do rhythmic jokes.
I'm not saying I want to do it, but thank you for having me.
My name is Nambu, I'm a writer.
Thank you for having me.
In order to make original rhythmic jokes,
Sasha makes her curious about music and words.
What should I do?
Sasha's rhythmic jokes will be released soon!
Meanwhile, Yabuki tries rhythmic jokes.
Yes?
What will you do for me?
Thank you for having me.
Oh! Good morning!
Yabuki used to love going to comedy shows.
She used to be a member of Juicy's, and now she's active as a cashier.
She's a writer and comedian, Matsuhashi-san.
Maria Imabura and Vivian Murakawa will try to do a skit together.
But since Yabuki is also active in Korea, it's their first practice together on the morning of the shoot.
When I saw the previous video, I thought you three were really good at acting.
So I thought you could do a skit, and I wanted you to do it.
I want you to pull out your gun when you're about to shoot.
I see.
And drop it.
It's a practice game! Practice game! Practice game!
It's a practice game!
It's more fun when you practice seriously.
It's hard!
It's more fun when you practice seriously.
I see.
It's hard.
When you're about to make a decision...
Yes, I see.
You can't misinterpret words.
I'm sorry, but I can't believe those words.
I'm not just confident today.
It's your favorite job.
It's really good so far.
Practice during makeup, too!
But you've been saying it for a while now.
Why?
I've been saying it for a while now.
Why?
One more time!
Now, we'll have the professional writers show us what they've been working on for HKT members.
This time, it's Yabuki Nako and Imamura Maria and Murakawa Vivian!
This trio!
Now, the person who helped us with this trio is a former member of Juicies and recently active as a kajiemon, Matsuashi Shutaro!
Thank you!
I'm sorry, I won't be cooking today. I'll be making the story.
Here you go!
You're quite late.
Don't be so grumpy. You're a good person.
I'm sorry, but I can't believe you said that.
I know, I know.
It's that thing.
It's a fridge! There's a fridge in there!
Open it up!
Why is there a fridge in there?!
Thank you for your hard work!
Seriously, no one has missed even once.
No one has missed even once.
Isn't it amazing?!
I was nervous, though.
At first, when you two came out with this look,
the members would probably laugh at you.
But at first, when you came out with this look,
the members would probably laugh at you.
But at first, when you came out with this look,
you would pull in your parts and make a fool of it in the second half.
I hope you will improve your metagame.
I hope you will practice a lot.
I want to come out with you three.
Next up...
Tanaka Miki!
Thank you for having me!
Here is the flip game I will be trying out!
I don't like this HKT48!
First up, Sashihara Rino!
Ta-da!
I don't like it when my chest suddenly goes from A-dash to E-cup!
That's fine!
Let her do it!
I don't like it!
Next up...
Ta-da!
I don't like Tomonaga Mio-san who is 20 years old and still drinking beer!
That's fine!
I don't like it!
Let her do it!
I don't like it!
Next up...
I don't like Imamura Maya-chan who suddenly started wearing high brands!
I don't like it!
Thank you very much!
What was it again?
It looked like a group game.
I don't like it!
Next up...
Yes!
Fukagawa-san!
Yes!
Hello! I'm Fukagawa Maika!
Nice to meet you!
This time I will do...
Ta-da!
A thin and long country relay!
So... Ta-da!
Today's relay will be for thin and long countries in Norway, Chile, Japan and Vietnam!
The race is about to start!
The audience is Chile and Norway!
The participants are Japan and Vietnam!
So, everyone!
Who do you think will win?
That's a lot of information for one sheet!
So, Japan!
Japan!
So, Japan!
So, Norway!
So, Chile!
Chile!
So, Vietnam!
So, everyone, please guess what will happen!
So...
Start!
You don't need it, do you?
Both countries are running smoothly!
And it looks like something happened here!
The one running around is Vietnam!
And after a while, something happened again!
Japan, which was behind by a large margin, overtook Chile and is in second place now!
And has Chile, which was overtaken, been able to hold out for a while?
We don't know what will happen next!
And finally, Japan is in second place!
I want you to run through it like this!
Goal!
So, how is the result?
Which one?
In the 56th thin country, Vietnam is the winner!
So, Japan has not always been able to hold out, but in the 56th time, they are finally in second place!
This day has become a historical day!
It's over!
Thank you very much!
I didn't expect Vietnam to be behind by a large margin!
What's going on?
What's going on with the entry?
Is it going to be a tie?
It's going to be a tie!
What's written behind it?
It's written by the judge!
If it's going to be a tie, then we shouldn't read it.
I see.
The next challenger is...
Yes!
Tomiyoshi-chan!
Yes!
Tomiyoshi-chan and Flip Gay. Please!
Hello! I'm Tomiyoshi Asuka!
By the way, everyone, there are people you hate, right?
Yes.
It's pretty straightforward.
If you're all alive, I'm sure you'll find someone you hate.
I'm sure there's a moment when you want to bully someone or you want to beat them up.
This time, I'd like to show you how to bully someone you hate.
I'd like to bully them in a sober way.
Here's the first one.
Keeping the door knob of the house.
It's pretty sober, isn't it? It's hard, isn't it?
Because you can't enter the house.
Putting miso in your pores.
I didn't know what it was like.
It's pretty hard, isn't it?
But in this season, I think it's really hard for girls to have miso packed in their pores.
I think it can cause a lot of damage.
Next up is this.
Tearing off all the soles of your shoes.
This is hard, isn't it?
The entrance is the place you don't want to take the most time.
Inviting that person's mother to the salon every day.
You don't like it, do you?
It's a strategy to attack from within.
You don't like it, do you? If your mother works hard every day.
Thank you very much.
She has a solid theme.
She has a theme and then she does this and that.
And moreover, it's her own original work.
Oh, I see.
But you were able to see the dark side of being an idol.
Thank you very much.
Who wants to go next?
Sakai-chan.
Please go ahead.
Sakai Moeka has prepared a story like this.
I'd like to read it now.
Ta-da!
One day, a princess of a certain country turned towards the mirror and asked.
Mirror, mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world?
At that moment, the mirror thought like this.
Of course, it's you, Princess Shirayuki!
That's what it thought.
But, you know, if you say it like that, our prince will get angry right away.
Because it's annoying.
For example, like last time, I asked you which one you like, this one or that one, and you said, "Well, either one is fine. They both look good on you," and I got angry right away.
Answer me!
So I said, "Well, it can't be helped. I think this one is better," and you said, "Oh, I see. I knew it. I'll go with this one," and you chose a different color.
This kind of thing is really annoying, isn't it?
And, you know...
Who's talking to whom?
Are you talking to yourself?
And, you know...
Who's talking to whom?
I think there are times when you fight a lot.
And then...
It's easy to understand.
For example...
You turn your LINE icon black right away.
This is common among girls.
You say, "I can't do LINE anymore. Seriously, I can't do it anymore."
You say it like that and it's really annoying.
It's annoying.
You're a woman, aren't you?
And, you know...
The most important thing is this.
Anniversary.
You know, girls...
Anniversaries are so important to us.
It's really annoying.
The other day...
I forgot my anniversary.
And then...
I cried.
I took pictures with everyone.
I broke things.
Yes, I think girls are really annoying.
Thank you very much.
Ota-chan!
Yes?
Ota-chan's Flip Game. Please!
Yes, I'm Ota Ayaka. Nice to meet you!
What do you do on your days off?
Sushihara-san!
Me? I just chill at home.
And you watch movies, right?
Sushi, you watch movies? That's not true!
You're lying, aren't you?
Yes, that's right.
And today, I'd like to introduce myself as the title of this movie.
Here it is!
It's easy to read, isn't it?
Yes!
Well, first of all...
Ta-dah! "Pirate War"!
What do you think this is?
"Pirate War"? What is it?
Yes!
It's "Pirates of the Caribbean"!
Yes!
It's like this!
There were many rules, weren't there?
There's more?
"Runner-up", "Chase", "Shark"!
Correct!
Good job!
"Metal Bat Man"!
"Terminator"!
"Electronic Information Network Attack War"!
This one is a little difficult, isn't it?
It's "Summer Wars"!
Yes!
What's up with you?
It's probably the opposite, isn't it?
That's right!
It's the opposite, isn't it?
You should release "Star Wars" or something like that.
"In the Snow", "Sisters", "Kizuna"!
"Yanaiki", "Yanaiki"...
Correct!
It's "In the Snow", isn't it?
Yes!
That's one point!
Next, everyone's favorite "Ghibli" series!
"Ghibli" is good, isn't it?
Yes, it's "Ghibli"!
"Human Thoughts", "Red Fish"...
Correct!
Yes, it's "Red Fish"!
"Totoro", "Totoro"...
Correct!
"Shinju"...
"Totoro" is correct!
Yes!
"Kurayana no Oku", "Daddy and Mom", "Izuko"...
Correct!
Ah! "Saitama" is correct!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
It's over!
Now, who wants to challenge next?
Then, Murashige...
Please!
Murashige's never-said-words ranking!
3rd place...
Japanese Construction and Interior Design Coordination Association...
I've never said this before!
Then, 2nd place...
Murashige, you really don't think so, do you? You're really not cute, are you?
Seriously, I've never said this before!
I'm surprised!
Then, 1st place...
Murashige Aida-san, who do you want to challenge?
Don't involve me!
Murashige, don't get involved!
I've never said it, and I don't think I'll say it again.
Then, that's it for Murashige Anna!
Then, who wants to challenge next?
Then, Matsuoka-san!
Please!
Yes, I'm Matsuoka Natsumi of HKT48! Thank you for having me!
I've covered myself up, but I'd like to say this!
I don't like this kind of HKT48!
Yes, I'd like to say it on this show!
First of all...
The recording won't end until all the staff members are made to laugh!
But I want you all to laugh!
I don't think anyone would like that!
Next, everyone wants to laugh so much that their skirts are soaked in water!
Then, next up is this!
- What?! - What?!
Um, everyone's talking too much and Komiya-san's commentary is getting better and better!
And with that, Komiya-san's original funniness is lost!
- MC, you're replaced! - Yes!
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you!
- Now, next up is... - Yes!
- Yamashita-san! - Yes!
- Please! - Yes, I'm Yamashita Emiri! Please take care of me!
Please take care of me!
Yes! Actually, I'm half Filipino, but...
...my mom is Filipino and when she was studying Japanese...
...she was studying "kanyoku".
At that time, I was a little curious about something, so I'd like to introduce it to you!
The first one!
A sparrow's "honyarara".
It means "a very small thing".
For example, what do you think there is?
- What is there? - What is "honyara"?
Yes, that's normal, but...
...my mom is a little different.
She calls it "a sparrow's dung"!
- That's not wrong! - It's not wrong!
It's a very small thing, but...
...it's a little dirty, isn't it?
Okay, I'd like to move on to the next one!
"Honyarara" in your eyes.
It means "to make someone look bad in your eyes".
What do you think there is?
- What is "honyarara" in your eyes? - What is "honyarara" in your eyes?
Tell me the answer!
"Honyarara" means "to make someone look bad in your eyes".
- "Make someone look bad in your eyes"? - Yes, "make someone look bad in your eyes".
But my mom is a little different.
She calls it "a sparrow's dung"!
- That's scary! - That's scary!
She calls it "honyarara" in your eyes, but...
...she calls it "honyarara" in your eyes.
The last one!
"Honyarara" means "a heart full of hope".
I think that's common, but...
...my mom is a little different.
"A heart full of hope" means "a heart full of hope", but it's a little different.
I see.
But if you do it right, you'll feel like you can do it.
The first part of "what is this?" is good if you write it correctly.
It's scary if the members make fun of it.
Is it a fact?
It's a fact.
Then it's interesting.
She's laughing.
It's a fact.
She's doing it.
Look forward to the next episode!