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HKT-bingo! Let's get started!
HKT-48 is aiming for laughter!
A new challenge for HKT-48!
Aiming for a laughter victory, we'll learn about "flip game" tonight!
With the cooperation of our salaryman, Kazuyemon, we will...
HKT-bingo!
Alright, everyone, we're going to have you seriously try to laugh!
And today's genre is...
"flip game"!
We asked our members to come up with "flip game" beforehand!
You came up with it?
Yeah!
That must've been hard!
Yeah, it's hard.
You came up with a song all of a sudden, didn't you?
That's right!
And this time, we're going to check our members' "flip game" with...
Last year, she won first place in the women's entertainment show, "the w" qualifiers!
I heard there are about 8,000 people watching you now.
8,000 people!
Where do you look at when you're judging?
If you're coming up with a song and you're cheerful and energetic, you'll get a high score.
Let's be cheerful and energetic!
Alright, let's show us your "flip game"!
Are there any members who can do it well?
Who wants to go first?
Me!
Ueki-san, shall you go first?
I'll go. Please.
Now, it's Ueki-san's flip game. Please!
Ta-da! I don't like this kind of HKT!
I thought about it a little and I'd like to announce it.
I don't like this kind of HKT!
Presents and cash only!
I don't like it!
It's novel for an idol who only accepts cash.
Next!
The dressing room is 4 and a half floors!
50 people are doing it!
I don't like this kind of HKT!
Next!
Ta-da! "Kyuen-ri-u-i-bo-ji"!
I don't like it!
I don't like saying it.
Next!
New song title "i-bo-ji"!
I don't like it!
Maybe it's a very famous song!
Next!
The theater manager is like a dog!
Wang! Hai!
Next!
The center is not "sassy" but "mucky"!
I don't like it!
Don't say it too much!
I don't like it!
Next and last!
The attitude is simply bad!
When it comes to catering, they just throw it away!
I don't like it!
HKT actually has a lot of good ones, so please support us!
It was a legend!
It's well-made, isn't it?
And "kabuse" of "i-bo-ji"!
I wanted to add "i-bo-ji" next, but I think it was great!
When you only had cash as a gift, you said "sassy" and said "I don't like it at all"!
You're the best!
Next challenger!
Komada-san!
Now, it's Komada-san's flip game!
HKT48 members club!
First is this member!
4th generation Eunjo and Hirona!
She never moves her bangs!
The reason is...
She has two pieces of glue on the back of her bangs...
So she never moves them!
No matter how strong the wind is...
Even if she goes to space...
Her bangs probably won't move!
Next is this member!
2nd generation Tomiyoshi and Asuka!
She actually...
Has a square face!
She has a square face and...
Her fans call her...
"Peyoung"!
When she's in a good mood...
Sometimes she lets us eat her food!
Lastly is this member!
Sashihara Rima!
Sashihara Rima...
First of all...
She calls out to the younger members!
And...
She shows her nipples!
That's it!
That's really good!
She's good at drawing!
But it's good!
Is it true that you show it to us?
It's true!
She shows her nipples!
What?
I want to show everyone my nipples and dance!
What are you saying?
Next is this member!
Mel!
Yes!
I'm surprised you called me out for the first time!
I'll announce it now!
I've prepared a special project for you!
Hakata Menkota!
First up is "gokkaburi". Do you know what it means?
"gokiburi"!
Oh, I see.
Well, let's leave that aside for now.
The real meaning is this!
It refers to people who raise their heads no matter where they are.
But there's another meaning to it, which is "gokiburi"!
You know it!
I left it out because you told me to.
I told you to take "otto" but you said "totoranka".
This is a famous Hakata dialect tongue twister.
To put it in standard Japanese, "otto" is "totoite" but "totoranka" is "tottekurenakattano".
It's cute, so please try it out!
Next up is "sashiko-chan, oppeshan ya ne"!
"sashiko-chan, oppeshan ya ne"!
It's cute!
Please say it's cute!
The real meaning is "busaiku"!
Busaiku!
That's right!
I'd like to say it last!
Last?
Komiya's "aho"!
It's not "aho"?
The correct answer is "unko"!
That was Komiya's "unko"!
Please try it out!
Thank you very much!
It says "un/pi" on the paper.
It means "un/ka"!
He said it! He said it!
It was "pi", wasn't it?
Now, who wants to try it out?
Tomonaga-chan!
Wow!
Let's go!
Well then, please!
Today, ta-dah!
I'd like to introduce "beginner's make-up routine"!
First of all, if you can't draw eyeliner well and close your eyes, you'll look like a ghost!
It looks like this!
Please take a close look!
It's already...
It's already shaky and it looks like a ghost!
Don't worry about it! Don't worry about it!
Yes! Next!
If you apply too much blush...
What will you look like?
You'll look like Anfama!
That's right! It looks like this!
Cute! Cute!
Yes! And then...
If you're too nervous...
Ta-dah! It's "decals"!
Yes! It's "decals" Murashige-san!
I think it's you!
Hey, I'm your senior!
Wow! You have a good tempo!
It has an impact, doesn't it?
Like you said earlier, when it comes out, you'll be like "oh"!
That's right!
However, when you're taking a picture and you're turning your head...
When you say "this is it!", you should have said "this is it!", right?
But I think it was very good!
It was good! It was good!
Now, who wants to try it out next?
Well then...
Bibia-chan!
Yes! I'll do my best!
Well then...
Please do!
Now, today I have something I want to introduce!
And that is this!
"A Little Unnecessary Series"!
Yay!
Ta-dah! A mobile phone with a passcode with a 100-digit recording rate!
If you don't press the 100-digit recording rate, you won't be able to open your phone!
Next!
Ta-dah! An ultra-new type of microwave oven that warms you up if you don't use all of your strength!
No, I don't think so!
Next!
Ta-dah! A robot that tells you how many more times you'll see parsley in your life!
I don't want it!
Don't you want it? There are 971 more times you'll see parsley!
What kind of attitude is that?
I don't want it!
You're selling it!
Don't you want it?
I'm telling you I don't want it! I don't want it!
No, no, you're wrong! I don't think you need it!
What kind of attitude is that? You're fooling me!
Thank you very much! Thank you very much!
Next!
Who can do it?
Okay...
Yabuki-san!
Yes!
Please do it.
Okay, it's Yabuki-san's flip game!
Please do it!
Ta-dah!
"Elementary School Dress Up"!
Yay!
First one!
Ta-dah!
One plus one is...
Most people would say "two", right?
But elementary school boys are...
"Tanbo no ta"!
"One" plus "one" is "Tanbo no ta"!
Okay, next!
"Ippai"...
You know how you say "ippai" ten times and say "ippai" "ippai" "ippai" right?
So you say "i" instead of "o"
And they say "oppai"...
And you say "oh, you pervert! It was "oppao"!"
That was popular back in the day
When and how many times did the earth rotate?
We tend to say that
We tend to put up barriers
We tend to risk our lives
We tend to say that
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
It ended all of a sudden
It ended
Didn't it feel like it was coming together?
It was just right and I was happy
It was just right and I'm happy
Wow!
Okay, Matsumoto-san!
Yes!
It's here!
Please introduce yourself!
Hello! I'm Matsumoto Hinata!
"A Modern Woman's Story"!
This is a story about a woman who is trying to find a map that humans have been asking for.
It's like "let's be the old Tadataka Inou!
Oh, it's a dangerous area! Let's be careful here!
It's melting! Wow, what is this place? It's melting a lot!
Oh, but let's be careful not to fall! But it's melting, so we have to hurry!
What's next? The momentum is amazing! There's a lot of water flying at me!
I have to run away as soon as possible!
Wow, I'm going to be killed! Hey, what is this?
Hey, let's hurry up and go!
Oh, but it seems like I wasn't able to fly the flashlight properly. Also, are my ears and pen okay?
Your ears and pen are okay! What's okay?
What do you mean "okay"? I'm not okay!
Hey, what's okay?
Oh, I can see the goal now! But what is this? There's a dangerous area up there! I'm a little curious!
Let's take a peek!
Wow! I've been killed! I stumbled and it seems like I was surprisingly bald!
My life is in danger!
But in the end, I have only one request for humanity!
This! Please!
This is a map of human faces that she created!
She will live on in his head for the rest of her life!
Thank you very much!
I didn't know that!
Because a young girl who doesn't know came out.
I'm someone who knows!
I want to shorten my distance with Ms. Hiramachi.
Ms. Hiramachi is a model.
Ms. Hiramachi!
Moreover, she's not here today!
You wanted me to say it in the middle of the story, didn't you?
Before the second half of "Flip Game", the members will challenge a serious comedy story!
Tonight, Ms. Matsuhashi, who is a former member of "Juicy-Z" and is familiar with "Kajiemon", will cooperate!
Actually...
This time, the member who was chosen, Yabuki Nako, likes "Juicy-Z" and has been to the theater in the past.
I didn't think it would happen at all!
Ms. Matsuhashi will also evaluate Yabuki's acting skills and cooperate with her!
In addition to Imamura and Murakawa, the three of them will challenge comedy stories!
It's fun!
I see.
It's difficult!
"Juicy-Z" and "Kajiemon", comedy stories born from love! Start!
Yabuki Nako, Imamura Maria, Murakawa Vivienne, please!
- What's wrong? - It's funny.
You're quite late.
Well, don't be so happy. You're welcome.
I'm sorry, but I can't believe those words.
I know, I know.
You're so cute.
I'm not here for fun.
I'm here for your favorite job.
Let's start negotiating.
Show me your boots.
Those boots.
Let me see them.
It won't open.
Hey, it won't open.
Give it to me.
It's so small.
You're trying to trick me.
I won't do that.
- What? - It won't open?
Why won't it open?
- Why? - Why won't it open?
- I got the wrong key! - What do you mean?
- I got the wrong key, so I want to go home and get it. - That's too late!
- Let's not make a deal. - I don't want it. I want it now!
- Do you want to come to my hideout? - Hideout? You can't say that.
- I trust you. - Thank you.
- But it's in Hakata. - It's too far.
- Hurry up and open it! - Why won't it open?
- Why did you get it wrong?
- I don't know!
- I want to go home and get it. - Don't move!
- That's as far as you go. - Police?
- That's enough. - Hurry up and open it.
- Boss-to-boss deal, huh? - I'm going to take care of both organizations.
- What are you doing?! - Open it! - Arrest warrant is out!
- You made a mistake! - Arrest warrant!
- Open it! - Arrest warrant!
- Arrest warrant is out! - Open it! Don't sleep!
- Arrest warrant! - Arrest warrant is out!
- What are you doing? - It won't open! You got the wrong key!
- Don't take it! - I don't know what you're doing!
- Please help me! - I don't need it!
- Hurry up! - What is this?
- You're just a troublemaker! - Hurry up and open it!
- Ready, set... - Open it!
- It's a gift! - It's a gift!
- Let's go, let's go! - It's not money, right?
- Wait a minute! Do you think you can go home like that?
- Do you want gummies? - Yes!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
- Now, let's welcome the writer, Masashi, who helped us with the script! - Thank you!
- So, Masashi, how was it? - Well, first of all, I added a lot of ad-libs and such.
- It made the play look better than what I said it would. - Wow! - You did it!
- Everyone was doing it. - Wait a minute. Isn't it too funny to watch up close?
- I'm not even related to the writer or director!
- The units born in the show will appear one after another!
- "HK Taving Live" will be held as scheduled!
- We're looking forward to seeing your hard work!
- For more information, please visit the show's homepage!
- Aiming to be a show race, they challenge flip games!
- Are there any members who can't do it?
- We made a new word for ourselves, so we'd like to introduce it to you!
- Yay! - Ta-dah!
- "Chin Shinkansen" - This is about our members, and the answer is...
- "We made a new word for ourselves, so we'd like to introduce it to you!" - "Chin Shinkansen" - No matter how you look at it, your chin is sharp like a Shinkansen.
- Ta-dah! - "I don't like this HKT48!" - Sashihara Rino-san!
- "I don't like it when my heart suddenly goes from A to E cup!" - That's good!
- Let me say it! - "I don't like it when my heart suddenly goes from A to E cup!" - You sounded like you were in a band.
- Thank you! - Actually, my mom is Filipino, and I was studying "can york", and there was something I was interested in, so I'd like to introduce it to you!
- "Suzume no honya rara", for example, what do you think there is? - Tears!
- Ah, yes, that's normal, but my mom is a little different...
- "Suzume no fun", I'll say it! - It's not wrong, it's not wrong!
- Ta-dah! We'd like to do a "thin and long country" relay! - Yay!
- Today's relay will be held in Norway, Chile, Japan, and Vietnam, for "thin and long country" of "thin and long country"!
- It's about to start! The audience is in Chile, Norway, and Japan and Vietnam!
- Everyone, who do you think will win? - The amount of information in one sheet is amazing!
- The next challenger is Miyawaki Sakura-chan! - Yes! I'll do my best! - Do your best!
- Now, Miyawaki-san's "flip game", please! - Today, I looked up about someone!
- Here it is! Ta-dah! Researched by Miyawaki, Sanshiro's "koko ga sugoi"! - Wow!
- First of all, she's a Masaki celebrity! - Wow!
- Masaki celebrity-san's homepage has a lot of profiles from top to bottom!
Chanshiro-san was 17th from the top of her homepage!
She's a comedian and is very active!
She has a brilliant career!
She joined the 50 groups in "the manzai"!
She went to the finals in "manzai shinjin shou"!
She went to the semi-finals in "m-one"!
That's not good!
She didn't go to the finals!
That's not all!
Even in games, Komiya-san is...
winning first place in "winning eleven eight" in West Tokyo!
You're having trouble reacting, right?
Komiya-san is very popular!
Here are the female celebrities who like Komiya- san!
Sashara Rino-san!
Nokizaka 46's Akimoto Manas-san!
Juno Shinkai Iwa-san!
And even Hirose Sube-san!
But Aida-san is also amazing!
The girl he dated for six years...
for some reason, was there!
That's all for Chanshiro-san's "koga sugoi"!
Isn't Mekuri's timing good?
It's good!
Miyaki-chan, I like you!
You're like a "jerk" Ashibe!
That's funny!
An announcement from the show!
The online video streaming service "furu" and "nittere on demand"...
are streaming on HKTV!
For more information, please visit the show's homepage!
The writer, Nanbu-san!
By the way, Nanbu-san is Hyokkori-han's ex- partner!
Nanbu-san will be collaborating with...
Sashihara-san!
Sashihara will be challenging...
Rhythmic jokes!
You said you didn't like it, didn't you?
I'm sorry, but I really got chosen for rhythmic jokes. What should I do?
I'm so embarrassed!
I want to see it! I want to see it!
Huh? I think I got really old just now!
You surprised me in an instant!
Sashihara's rhythmic jokes and rhythmic jokes are on Hulu!
Darn it! I'm out of bullets!
Where did you use it?
Next week, a serious rhythmic joke special!
Why?!
For the first time on a comedy stage, a middle- aged couple will shed tears!