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HKT48, let's start again tonight!
HKT48, let's start laughing again this summer!
A new challenge for Hakata HKT48!
Aiming for the final round of the show race, they challenge laughing!
Furthermore, tonight, with the cooperation of professional writers, they will do some serious manzai as well!
HKT48, let's start laughing again this summer!
This time, aiming for the final round of the show race, this is what you will be challenging!
Diving!
This is quite difficult, isn't it?
You learned how to dive last time, but this time, diving!
Do you know what diving is?
Mikuri, do you know?
Yes, I know!
You dive like this once, and then you step on it, right?
I didn't do it!
You stepped on it!
You step on it once, and then you dive!
But if you can do it naturally, it will definitely be a technique!
Such diving! This time's challenge is...
Excuse me!
When you order chopsticks at a bento shop...
Ah, I'm sorry!
Ah, chopsticks!
...different items will come out!
Then, can you show me your chest?
Ah, yes, yes!
And once you step on it...
Please take good care of me!
Then, next person!
No, not you!
Finally, by diving properly, diving is complete!
Beginners' HKT members!
You can choose and dive from these items!
The writers, who work as actors and actresses, are checking if any of them have good sense.
Well, I'll start with Sassy.
That's right.
I don't like it.
What would you like?
It's embarrassing to choose, isn't it?
Well, then...
I'll go with a gun, please.
Well, then... Please!
Excuse me, I bought a lunch box, but it doesn't come with chopsticks.
Oh, chopsticks! Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Here you go, chopsticks!
Oh, yes, yes!
Beautiful chopsticks! Yes, yes!
Like this, like this, like this...
I'll die!
Well, then... Who came up with it?
Me!
Nako!
Let's go!
Do your best, Nako!
With a whip!
Whip!
Wow!
Well, then... Nako Oyabuki's challenge! Please!
Excuse me, I bought a lunch box, but it doesn't come with chopsticks.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
It's chopsticks, isn't it?
Here you go, chopsticks!
Yes.
Do you want me to whip you with this?
No, I'm sorry.
No, I don't like it!
I don't want you to whip me!
I don't like it!
How was it, Mizuno-san?
Komiya-san's comedy was funny.
You two made it.
Who came up with it?
Sakura.
Sakura, will you do it?
Tramp, please.
Tramp!
It's difficult.
Amazing.
Please do it.
I'm sorry.
I didn't have chopsticks.
I'm sorry.
Chopsticks.
Here you are.
Chopsticks.
Pull it out.
By yourself.
This one?
Three.
Speed.
It's wrong.
But it's a song.
Time's up!
It was an amazing audience.
I'm glad!
I'm too nervous.
Three Spades.
It's difficult to say.
It's three Spades.
Three Spades.
If you can't do it, you're out.
I'm out.
I can't do it.
How was it?
It's like a comedy.
Who came up with it?
Tomiyoshi-chan, will you do it?
Yes.
Table tennis racket.
Thank you.
Please do it!
I'm sorry.
I bought a lunch box, but I didn't have chopsticks.
I'm sorry.
Chopsticks, right?
Please do it!
I remember it.
When I was a first year middle school student, my first love was a senior of the table tennis club.
Matsuda-senpai, how are you?
You idiot!
That's good!
How about this one?
I wanted to see it first.
That's right!
I wanted to see it first and then...
That was too fast!
Let's go!
I'll do it.
I'll never do something like this.
Oh, you're right.
I'm so nervous that I can't see it.
Can you stop saying weird things?
This is fun.
Matsuoka-san will do it.
Please do it!
I'm sorry.
I bought a lunch box, but I didn't have chopsticks.
I'm sorry, but I don't have chopsticks.
I'm sorry, chopsticks.
Here you go, chopsticks.
Okay, chopsticks.
Hey.
Are you licking me because I'm not giving you chopsticks?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Do you want to die?
I'm scared, I'm scared!
Hey!
Give me chopsticks.
Okay, I got it.
So, you're not showing your personality?
That was close!
But it was good.
That was close!
I bit you.
You were drowning at the end.
I'm not drowning!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
My face is turning red!
But it was good up to that point.
It was good, wasn't it?
Okay, then.
Okay.
Oh, Miku.
Okay, Miku, will you do it?
Yes!
Okay, Miku.
Miku, you're a little fast, aren't you?
Oh, right. Miku, are you fast?
Miku, am I fast?
No, no, no.
Just do it normally.
Speaking of Miku Tanaka,
even when she says something like "8,000,000 yen for fishing"
Here you go, 8,000,000 yen for fishing.
Oh, thank you.
Huh? Huh?
Why are you working for a black company like this?
Well, I have to work part-time.
I can't eat.
Why do I use up so many calories?
What is this?
With such a unique answer,
Komiya is also shocked.
So, what will she say this time?
Okay, be careful.
Yes, yes.
Okay, please.
Excuse me.
I ordered a lunch box earlier, but it didn't come with chopsticks.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, chopsticks, right?
Yes, yes, chopsticks.
Oh, thank you.
Huh?
Why are you working for a black company like this?
It's okay!
Well, I have to work part-time.
At a lunch box shop.
An entertainer alone can't eat.
Oh, I see.
It's hard, isn't it?
Why?
No, it's not chopsticks.
It's seaweed.
What is this?
Time's up!
Let's apologize.
I'm sorry.
You didn't put it in your mouth again, did you?
That's why it came back.
Is there only a black company that brought it up?
That's all.
But you have to put seaweed in your mouth, right?
Okay, let's go.
Sweet potato.
Yes.
Sweet potato.
Yes, sweet potato.
Sweet potato.
Let's go. What will you do with the item?
I'd like it in kokeshi.
Kokeshi!
Okay, let's go!
Well...
I'm sorry.
I just bought a lunch box.
Can you give me one without chopsticks?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Chopsticks, right?
Yes.
Here you are.
I...
I can't eat unless I'm with someone.
But...
I'd like it in blue kokeshi.
Hey! At least let me eat a human being who's alive!
That's not a tsukkomi.
That's a scary way of doing it.
Why blue kokeshi?
It was red, so I said blue.
Even if you say it, it's scary.
That was a unique way of doing a tsukkomi.
How was it?
I was a little scared when she came in like this.
Alright, let's cash in!
I'll do an oddy.
How about you, Ura-san?
Kokeshi and afuro.
Two?
Yes.
Kokeshi, please face this way.
Kokeshi, please face that way.
That's not a noritsukkomi anymore, is it?
Kokeshi, please face this way.
What was that?
Alright, Oda-san, please do it!
I'm sorry, I don't have chopsticks in here.
Please give me chopsticks.
Oh, chopsticks. Sorry about that.
Here you go, chopsticks.
I got it!
Yoshiko-chan, look!
Huh? She's not here.
Where did she go?
Afuro is here.
Yoshiko-chan?
- Yoshiko-chan! - Yoshiko-chan is here.
- I want to show you, but I can't. - Yoshiko-chan is here.
Yoshiko-chan!
- Please let me go. - Huh? - Please let me go. - You suck.
- Hold up, what's going on? - What happened?
- It isn't this way if it's the other way, right? - Oh, right.
- I think it means that Mei-chan isn't here anymore. - Oh, she's not here anymore?
- Why do we have to look for clues now? - Oh, you're right, but we have to point it out.
The one next to "totoro" or "kai".
Yes, yes.
The easiest one.
I like that one.
You like that one?
I'll adopt it.
I'll adopt the one in between.
Before the second half of the game,
H.K.T., aiming for a show race with professional writers' cooperation,
challenges a serious comedy.
New units are born one after another.
Tonight, these two will present their stories.
Natsumi Kanko and Tanaka Natsumi.
Ayaka Oda and Natsumi Kanko.
Actually, in the first audition...
I like Natsumi Kanko's straightforwardness,
but I don't know about Ayaka Oda.
She has a mysterious atmosphere,
and I thought she might be good for this role.
Writer Mizuno highly evaluated their sense of humor,
and decided to do a comedy challenge as a duo.
However, there is a problem.
I'm usually between first and second grade students,
and I'm a senior who doesn't talk much.
That's right.
A combination of a senior and a junior.
In addition, they started practicing
from the evening of the day before the recording.
Is this a prank?
It's scary.
It's scary, isn't it?
I want to die.
It's their first time practicing in the same room.
Let's practice until we lose our minds.
There's a good chance that you're facing each other too much.
Look straight ahead and do what you're doing.
Okay.
Not as seniors and juniors, but as partners in a comic book challenge.
Now, start!
How about this duo, Sasha?
I can't imagine it.
Looking at the calm recording, I'm a little scared of what will happen.
I'm looking forward to it.
Now, go ahead!
Yeah!
Hi, I'm Natsumi Tanaka.
I'm Odayaka.
We won't say our names today, so please remember our full names!
Yes! Paulo, Diego, Jose, Francisco, Diego...
Your full name is too long!
Anyway, I'm hungry.
You're in a hurry. We're recording now.
I haven't eaten anything since morning, and my stomach and butt are about to stick together.
That's what you should say!
You're such a flexible girl!
Your stomach and butt are about to stick together, right?
Hey, after this manzai, why don't we go eat somewhere?
Oh, good idea!
Let's put about ten members of HKT on bicycles...
I said "silk" and "soleil"!
What? Is there a "silk" and "soleil" boom right now?
Hey, Natsumi-kun, what do you want to eat now?
Huh? Me? Right now...
Melon bread, I guess?
Hey, you're an idol, so don't try to be cute!
I'm not!
If it's that mouth of yours...
Hmm...
Croquette bread!
Huh? How did you know?
I really thought you wanted croquette bread.
Actually, when I look at people's mouths from a long time ago,
I have the power to know what they want to eat right away.
Huh...
I don't care about Sassy's gravure, but that's amazing!
Amazing!
So you know what I want to eat, too?
Oh, of course!
Then try saying it with that mouth of yours!
Got it. So what I want to eat right now is...
This!
Oh! I know! Shabu-shabu!
Amazing! Correct!
How do you know?
Amazing!
Wow!
How do you know?
Amazing!
Your open mouth won't shut, will it?
It's not open, though, right?
Amazing!
Okay, next is a difficult one, okay?
Okay, after eating! This is what I want to eat after eating!
Oh, it's super easy! It's not even mouth-sized!
Huh?
Here I go! A new work by Kierfebon!
Peaches and coconut oil...
Ah...
No, remember it!
At least remember it!
That's it, right?
Amazing! You know even such small things!
I thought it was just a natural blur.
No, if you make me sharpen my mouth and ask me such a licking mouth, that mouth will be clogged.
No, mouth, mouth, shut up, hey!
Can you stop putting words like "mouth" every now and then?
No, please show me some mercy.
But you know, it looks pretty easy, but can't I do it too?
Huh, can Natsumikan do it?
Then, Oda-chan, try to say what you want to eat the most now.
It's fine. Then, what Oda wants to eat the most is this!
Ah! I got it! Pancake!
Bu-corn soup!
This is pretty difficult!
Then, say what you want to eat the second most!
It's fine. What Oda wants to eat the second most is this!
Ah! I got it! Hamburger!
Bu-minestrone!
Isn't this too difficult?
Then, please say the next one for sure!
I got it!
What Oda wants to eat the third most is this!
Grilled meat! Definitely grilled meat!
Bu-corn soup!
No, all of it is soup!
All of it is soup!
Why do you want to eat only soup like that?
No, Oda, you don't know. I just got out of bed and I can only eat soup now.
No, you say it first!
Thank you very much!
How was it?
Well, everyone laughed at me, so it was helpful, but I'm glad it ended safely.
Now, let's welcome Mizuno-san, the writer who cooperated with us for this manzai!
So, how was it, Mizuno-san?
Well, Oda-san's "I don't know what you're thinking about" world view and Tanaka-san's appropriate comment match well.
I feel like we became a good couple.
That's true.
Of course, the material is high quality, but I think it's amazing that you're doing it properly.
I'm very curious about how you've been doing it like this all the time.
What's up with you, Oda-chan? You've been doing it like this all the time!
It's hard to put your feet up, isn't it?
I was told that it's better not to talk in front of each other, so I've been looking at number three all the time.
I didn't have time for it at all today.
You did your best with your lines.
I feel like I'm about to say "kirufumon" right now.
Manzai is difficult, but it's just getting started!
After this, that member will go berserk!
"hktv-ing" live will be held as scheduled!
We look forward to everyone's love and hard work!
The next topic is...
Karaoke mics!
This time, we're going to raise the difficulty level!
Earlier, we asked for tools in advance, but...
This time, we're going to have you say what you chose on the spot!
Alright, let's go! Who can do it?!
Tashima-san, let's go!
Let's go! Please do it!
Give me the mic!
Okay, I got it. It's the mic, right?
Here you go!
Wow! Amazing!
Wow! Hello!
Wait, it's not the mic!
It's the phone!
It's not the phone!
You said "please give me the phone", didn't you?!
If it's someone else's "please give me the phone", it's correct!
Also, I want you to sing!
I want you to sing!
Hello!
I made a mistake!
Alright, who can do it?!
Yes!
Alright, Tomonaga-chan, let's go!
Yes!
Alright, please do it!
Please give me the mic!
Yes, it's the mic, right?
I got it!
Okay!
Here you go, the mic!
Alright, I'm going to do it!
Why?!
Time's up!
Good job!
Super simple!
That's right!
I wanted you to say "will you sing or not?" once, but...
But you were cute, so it's fine, right?!
Alright, who can do it?!
Komana-san!
Yes!
Alright, it's Komana-san's challenge!
Please do it!
Excuse me, please give me the mic!
Oh, it's the mic, right?
I got it!
Yes, yes, yes!
Here you go, the mic!
Oh, thank you!
Even if I put this here and cut it up, will I be able to sing?!
Time's up!
Wow!
That happens a lot!
I was thinking of singing a little later, but it's amazing!
Alright, how was it, Takahashi-san?
The speed of your head turning...
It's fast, isn't it?
Oh, I see.
Then you shouldn't have bitten it.
You shouldn't have bitten it!
It's difficult!
You shouldn't have bitten it.
Alright, who can do it?!
Vivian!
Let's go!
Alright!
Please do it!
Please give me the mic!
Yes, it's the mic, right?
Yes, I understand.
Yes, with the mic...
Ah, that's right!
If you do it like this...
Ah!
The mic is the best thing in the world!
Yes!
Time's up!
Wow!
The pain and laughter don't go well together!
Wow!
Alright, who can do it?!
Yes!
Can you do it, Kagawa-san?
Yes, let's do it!
The mic!
Yes!
Here you go!
Yes!
What is it?!
What?!
It's alright!
Let's go!
Alright, please do it!
Please give me the mic!
Yes, it's the mic, right?
I understand.
Here you go!
Yes, it's fun...
Yes, it's very soft, but it's hard to sing.
Time's up!
I see!
Kagawa-san!
The second word is "tawashi".
She thinks of it as "tawashi".
You have to ride it.
Who can do it?
Matsumoto.
I wanted to see it.
What should I do?
Matsumoto-san, please.
Please give me the microphone.
The microphone.
I see.
Here you go.
It's bigger!
It's dangerous!
Put it in properly!
I see.
Go to elementary school!
I see.
She's gone.
She's gone. What should we do?
She's gone.
Can I go home like this?
What's going on?
Please apologize to the three of them.
I see.
In between...
I'm sorry.
Can you see the goal?
I don't know Matsumoto-san's formula for comedy.
What kind of formula do you use?
It's interesting.
When I think about it on TV, it makes me nervous.
Whether it's good or bad.
That's right.
I'm sorry.
Here is an announcement from the show.
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For more information, go to the show's homepage.
"hkt hotel" comedy show!
After the handshake meeting,
Hello.
She is familiar with Kajiemon, ex-Juicy-Z's Shutaro Matsuhashi.
In fact, Yabuki is...
We broke up, but I like Juicy-Z very much.
And now, Yabuki is an entertainer and a writer.
Matsuhashi appreciates Yabuki's qualities and says she will be his "brain".
My sister often came to the theater with me.
When I saw you at that time, you were very small.
You were a middle school student.
I feel your growth.
Yabuki and Matsuhashi's family's joy.
And the special edition of "Juicy-Z Challenge" is a hulu.
There's something amazing about it.
Thank you.
Aida-san is also amazing.
I'm going to be expelled from school.
Next time, the members will study clip games.
In addition, professional writers will cooperate and challenge for real.
It's been a long time.
Don't be so excited.