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HKT48 Summer Comedy Begins!
Hakata HKT is aiming for the Comedy Junior Race Finals and wins again tonight!
With the cooperation of professional writers, Miyawa Kitashima presents a serious manzai!
What will it be?!
HKT Bingo!
Once again, we have professional manzai and comedy writers over there.
Thank you for coming!
As always, it's an amateur.
Every week, it's an amateur in our pockets.
This week, we're aiming for the Comedy Junior Race Finals and giving you a challenge!
We'll learn bokeh with a big cut for the Junior Race!
This is difficult.
It takes some sense.
Previously, when we challenged to do a "tatoe tsukkomi"...
Hey, let's go!
Oh, it's like the "nimpu" experience we had on New Year's Day!
Sakaguchi, Tomiyoshi and Tanaka Natsumi were recognized for their talent as writers, but for the Junior Race, we're giving you a challenge to do bokeh with a big cut!
I'm sure some of you are trying this for the first time, so we'll keep it simple and say, "I don't like it when it's like this."
For example, take a look at this.
I don't like idols like this.
They always have their noses dug out.
Are there people like that in HKT48?
You don't like it, do you?
Who is it?
Maria Imabura.
Wow!
Do you always have your noses dug out?
My noses are dug out too much that there's a sea inside of me.
It's all over me.
You don't deny it, do you?
Also, "they're annoying to look at."
They're annoying to look at.
When you hear that kind of thing, it sounds like you.
I don't want to say it!
They're annoying to look at.
I'll work for a dollar.
What?!
Here's the first topic.
I don't like teachers like this!
Okay, okay, okay.
The person who understands it will be the teacher.
Okay, teacher!
Okay...
Matsuoka-san.
I don't like teachers like this!
They have big boobs!
That's good!
How is it?
Okay!
How is it?!
How is it okay?!
It's good that you said "boobs!"
How was it, Nino-san?
I feel like I'm doing my best.
Doing your best!
Yes, doing your best!
Doing your best is important!
If you're confident, you can do it!
Anyone else?!
Yes!
Tanaka Natsumi-san!
I don't like teachers like this!
Kinkon, kankon!
I sing it myself.
That's good!
How was it, Hidamatsu-san?
I think that was the correct answer.
That's good!
Let's go with the momentum!
Toshima-san!
I don't like a principal like you, teacher!
I'm sure you'll get a bad grade, teacher!
I see!
It's like you're going to a preliminary round.
I'm bored right now!
I don't like a principal like you, teacher!
Go ahead!
I'm very enthusiastic about Instagram!
He's young and funny. I certainly don't like it.
And he puts up a lot of hashtags.
He says two.
He says two if you answer it.
If you answer it, you get another one.
If you don't answer it, you go home.
Not in front of the camera.
You say it first.
You're annoying.
Moriassan.
I don't like a principal like you, teacher!
I can't remember faces and names of students no matter how long I stand!
I don't like it.
Don't look at me!
You like playing with me, don't you?
Moriassan and Aida Line.
That's good.
You all remember their names, don't you?
Do you know their lower names?
What are they?
Yoshimitsu.
Hiroshi.
Not Hiroshi.
Takeshi.
Mitsuo.
Aida and Mitsuo.
That's no good.
Are there any others?
Kano-san, do you want to answer it?
Yes.
I don't like a principal like you, teacher!
If you get the question wrong, I'm going to shit my pants!
It's not you!
No!
I won't!
I won't shit my pants.
I'll just open my pants.
Are there any others?
Yes!
Tanaka and Miku-chan.
Yes!
Please answer it.
Tanaka and Miku-san.
I don't like a principal like you, teacher!
You're so strong, but you look like Maria Imamura!
See?
What's wrong with you?
Huh? Huh?
Don't stare at me like that!
Didn't you say you wouldn't say anything during the meeting?
Huh?
You said it during the meeting.
I'm sorry.
Why do you keep adding things up?
What was that?
Rolling apology.
What was that?
Rolling apology.
What was that?
I don't think that apology is complete.
Ikeyasu-san, do you want to answer it?
Yes.
I don't like a principal like you, teacher!
You're so mature and you're aiming for my mother!
I don't like it! I don't like it! I don't like it!
Let's go with this pace.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- What about you, Tomona? - I don't like this principal!
I don't like being a YouTuber, Principal!
I don't like it.
Good morning, Principal.
- Turn the camera around. - Good morning, Principal.
- She's the type of person who greets people on YouTube.
- Good morning, Principal. - Good morning, Principal.
Good morning, Principal.
You say "sigo" a lot of places.
Talk to me.
- Komada-san. - Yes?
I don't like you being like this, Principal!
Three out of five times you don't make it to the bathroom in time.
- I don't like it. - I don't like it.
- I really don't like it. - I don't like it.
- I'm relaxed. - I don't like it.
- Yomatsu-san, what about you? - Yes?
If I were to give you a pure answer, this was the most interesting.
That's nice.
- Anyone else? - Yes!
- Sakamoto-san! - Yes?
I don't like you being like this, Principal!
You don't even use a microphone and yet you have such a small voice!
If you have a small voice, you should use a microphone!
Her face after that was funny.
Even her face.
Anyone else?!
- Oda-san? - Oda-san?
Oda-san was crazy too.
He's crazy.
I don't like you being like this, Principal!
There are a lot of hidden cameras installed in the school!
You're crazy!
- But it's funny. - You're crazy!
The gap between her way of speaking and her voice is funny.
How about this one?
She's very black.
Basically, she's black.
Yes, that's right.
She didn't say it, though.
She didn't say it.
- It's funny, isn't it? - It's good.
- Her character is standing up. - She's crazy.
She's crazy.
- Anyone else?! - Yes!
I don't like you being like this, Principal!
After school, I'll eat up all the school lunches the students left behind and take them home!
- That's good. - That's good.
- Matsumoto and Hinata, is that okay? - Yes!
That's good.
- Matsumoto-san... - She's already talking.
I have one request.
Please say "teach me Sanskrit."
If you can hear me.
- Okay, understood. - If you can hear me.
Matsumoto-san's "I don't like you being like this, Principal!"
I don't like you being like this, Kitty-chan!
My melody!
Teach me Sanskrit!
Look at the textbook!
- "I don't like you being like this, Kitty-chan!" - What's going on?!
- It's completely different from before! - There's more!
- What's going on?! - There's more!
- You're amazing. - Um...
Don't love the students, love only the mascot you're holding in your arms, Principal!
What corner was it again?
It was a big cut.
Shall we apologize for once?
I'll apologize with you.
I said "tell me the answer", didn't I?
I thought you were a foreign company, but you're a subsidiary company.
I'm sorry.
Well, please do your best next time.
She's become such a teacher.
Aiming for youth,
under the cooperation of full-time writers,
they challenge serious topics!
They also decided to do a comedy with Tomonaga and Tanaka Miku, who are worried about something new!
Tonight, we have a duo of Miyawaki and Sakura,
who are recognized for their ability to say "no" from sandwich man's Brain Mizuno.
Although they are popular in a group,
Miyawaki and Sakura are doing their best.
However, especially Miyawaki has been busy with activities in Korea recently.
In the end, the two of them practiced together from the morning of the recording day.
Do you wait for the next moment?
I usually wait for it.
Oh, you do.
I usually wait for it, move on to the next one, go for it, and so on.
I'm afraid I'll forget it in an instant.
Now, let's start Miyawaki and Sakura's comedy!
How about these two?
Both of them are very good at acting.
Sakura has always been an actress,
and since you're the type of person who gets into songs and stuff,
I feel like you'll be able to get into the topic.
Oh, I see.
Now, let's start Miyawaki and Sakura's comedy!
Here we go!
Hello! I'm Takashima Mell! And I'm Miyawaki Sakura!
These days, when we have a meeting or something like that, people don't come up to you and ask you for a ride.
There are people like that! Even though it's forbidden, there are persistent people like that!
Then I'll be persistent and ask you for a ride, and Mell-chan, you wear your omikoshi next to me!
No, it's a novel comedy! Why do I have to wear an omikoshi by myself?!
If you think it's funny like that, then let me join you!
But only at the beginning! Only at the beginning, wear your omikoshi!
I know, but it started all of a sudden, didn't it?
Ah, I'm hungry!
Ah, it's already past the meeting time, but it's so late!
Ah, Shibuya really has a lot of people. It's like a festival.
Speaking of festivals, I want to take an omikoshi from my house at once!
How do you do it?
Like this? Like this? Like this? Like this?
No, like this? Like this? Like this?
Um, I'm sorry for doing it in your style!
No, I'm not! My style is like this! My omikoshi is like this!
Either is fine!
Um, do you have any plans after this?
Ah, I'm going to meet up with my friends and go eat.
Ah, then can I go with you?
Ah, gross! Why do I have to go eat with someone I've just met for the first time?!
Anyway, what do you need?
I'm a restaurant staff there...
Oh, you're recruiting customers.
How about a part-time job?
A part-time job?!
It's not recruiting customers! I'm not going anywhere!
If you don't like a part-time job, I don't mind you coming as a customer...
Why did you change your mind all of a sudden?! I'm not going anywhere!
Well, it's just like you said!
It's just like you said!
But you haven't decided on a restaurant, have you?
I haven't decided...
Seriously, come to my house!
It's Saturday and the restaurant is empty!
What?!
It's dirty!
Don't say it's dirty! Say it's sloppy!
I'm definitely not going!
Well, I thought it was some kind of beauty salon...
It's a park! If it's a beauty salon, go to a hospital!
Please do something about it!
In the first place, isn't it prohibited to recruit customers here?
Well, that's...
That's all I'm asking for!
Hey, Kato-chan!
If you're recruiting customers, you only need one, right?!
I haven't decided on a restaurant, have you?!
I haven't decided...
Then, what kind of restaurant is it?
A.R.K.?
I haven't talked about Cicori-kei!
A.R.K. stands for...
Warsaw-ku...Italy...
Don't you know anything like that?!
Well, my family runs a butane restaurant.
What kind of food?! I can't even imagine what's going to come out of it! It's so scary!
I got it! Then I'll make all drinks and food free of charge!
Are you sure?
Well, it's fine. It's a customer's business.
So it's not a profit-making business?
No, seriously! My restaurant is seriously too shabby!
I do this all the time, so it's really fine!
I don't know where you're coming from and you'll collapse someday, but is it okay?
Well, if you say it's okay, I can just say it.
Eh?! Really?!
Yes.
Thank you very much!
Um, I'll check with the restaurant, so please wait a moment.
Okay.
Yes! Ah, hello! It's a reservation!
Ah, well, the number of people is...
Ah, 15 people in total!
No, it's only 2 people! Why did you include other people?!
Um, your name is...?
Ah, Tashima.
Ah, Kojima-san!
It's Tashima!
Eh, Oshima-san?!
It's Kojima! Not Tashima! I mean, it's not Angershi?!
Ah, yes, I understand!
Ah, it seems fine! I think I can go to work now!
I said I'd go to work! I definitely won't go! Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
Everyone hugs each other when it's over.
After all!
They hug each other when it's over.
Eh, that's amazing!
Then, this time, the writer Mizuno-san, who cooperated with the manzai, please come here!
Now, Mizuno-san, how was it?
No, the two of them worked really hard.
Wow!
They practiced a lot, too.
If you practice too much, it won't be good.
You'll fall in love with it, won't you?
No, I said it like I didn't have to do it anymore, but I still felt like I had to do it.
You were really passionate about it!
How about you, Sasshi?
It was a co-creation effect!
The two of you getting to know each other better and better seemed like a manzai!
It was really cool!
It's nice!
This combination is nice, isn't it?
After this, Sashihara, who slipped and fell, will scold him again?!
I won't forgive you.
That's harsh.
We'll hold the event.
The HK TVing Live will be held as scheduled.
Tickets will be pre-ordered from 10am the day after tomorrow.
I really thought I couldn't do it like this.
Details are on the show's homepage.
I'll do my best!
The next topic is...
I don't like this kind of ghost!
This time, you'll answer with your movements and lines.
Komiya will show you an example.
It's like you just came out of the TV.
Oh, like that.
Yes, like that.
Like that.
Komiya's "I don't like this kind of ghost!"
Don't watch the behind-the-scenes show!
You'll lose your job!
Like that, right?
Yes, like that.
You'll become a ghost, and normally you'll say something that ghosts don't say.
Anyone who remembers?!
Yes!
Matsuoka-san, let's go.
Don't laugh, okay?
She said "okay".
Can you not say "okay" to the MC?
Don't laugh, okay?
That's all.
Matsuoka-san's "I don't like this kind of ghost!"
I got peed on.
What do you want me to do?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Is it my fault? Didn't I wet the toilet?
Next, Tashima-san's "I don't like this kind of ghost!"
Pay the rent.
If you pay it, it will come out.
Who thought of it?
Kojima-san, will you say it?
Kojima-san's "I don't like this kind of ghost!"
I'm sure it will come.
Ghost like.
Ghost like? What is it?
What is it?
The person watching it.
The person watching it is handsome.
It's scary how you approach it.
Ghost like.
Anyone else?
Tomiyoshi-san, will you say it?
I don't like this kind of ghost!
I'm sure it will come.
After it comes out, you can eat it for 19,000 yen.
Or you can put a triangle on it for 390 yen.
What do you think?
That's great!
That was funny!
I'm upset!
But you had a good idea.
How was it?
It was funny.
I would never say it.
That's right.
I think it was the best answer.
Anything else?
Let's go with Shige.
Mr. Murashige.
I don't like this kind of ghost!
I don't have any contacts!
That's not your joke!
That's not the joke of that generation!
That's fine!
At least say more!
That's right!
It's a novel idea.
At first, I wanted to say anything.
But I didn't feel like I could say anything.
That's fine!
I didn't feel like I could say anything.
I felt safe.
That's a good thing.
That's right.
Let's move on.
We have to move on.
Anyone else?
Yes!
Ms. Toyonaga.
Let's go with you.
I don't like this kind of ghost!
Can I borrow a cockroach jet?
Are you interested in a ghost?
You're interested in a cockroach, aren't you?
Anyone else?
Yes!
Ms. Mikuri.
Um...
I have a bad feeling about this!
What's wrong?
Tell me now!
It's a setting called "Mikuri's Ghost House."
What's that?
Mikuri's Ghost House.
That setting doesn't exist!
Mikuri's Ghost House.
It doesn't exist.
Ms. Tanaka Miku's "I don't like this kind of ghost!"
♪ Ooh, it's coming for sure ♪
If you get out of this ghost house,
#mikuri'sghosthouse
#mikuri'sghosthouse #itwasreallygood
Wait, wait.
I won't forgive you!
If you think you're a ghost in "mikuri's ghost house,"
you'll get more money.
I'm glad you made it public.
It wouldn't have been a ghost house without "mikuri's ghost house," would it?
Why "mikuri's ghost house"?
It was fun. Write about it.
Even if it's just a normal ghost house?
It was fun. Write about it.
I won't forgive you for "mikuri's ghost house."
That's harsh!
What's wrong with you?
That's harsh!
Then, Ms. Sakaguchi.
Ms. Sakaguchi, would you like to go next?
Yes!
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Can we not use your background music?
Can you sing it yourself?
Oh my!
If someone says it, I'll lose my temper!
Why?!
Then I'll do it myself.
I see.
Then I'll do it myself.
Why?!
Now then, Sakaguchi-san's "I don't like this kind of ghost!"
It'll come, it'll surely come,
empty world
It's so funny!
Amazing!
It's good!
Amazing!
It's good, Sakaguchi-san!
I'm glad! Amazing!
It's beautiful!
How was it, Mizuno-san?
No, there's nothing more to say.
Thank you!
Empty world
Today won't come out
Time's up!
Everyone did their best, but...
Hiromasu-san?
No, it was interesting.
Overall design-wise.
I don't know why, but I can't put strength in my hands anymore.
Why?!
Exhaust system!
This might be a good thing.
Which one?
Let's pick one!
How about you, Gai-san?
I think the topic was pretty difficult.
Among them, Matsuoka-san's was interesting.
My butt is sticking out.
Such a writer, Imai-san's evaluation of Matsuoka Hana and Urakawa Vivian's manzai will be released soon.
Here is an announcement from the show!
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For more information, please visit the show's homepage!
HKT48's Fun Times!
This year, five new members have just joined HKT48.
In order to aim for a laughing race, they've decided to write jokes.
Let's see what they've written recently.
When I was eating naan, I got a curry in my hand.
When Ozaki-san took me out for dinner, I felt nauseous and my nose was running.
I never thought I'd write this!
I thought I couldn't write this.
I thought it'd be easier if I was honest about it.
But then I kept laughing.
The five new members' funny jokes and Miyawaki Tashima's perfect comedy version are on Hulu!
It's hard to laugh at, but I'll do my best!
For more information, please visit the show's homepage!
This is what I want to eat for my third meal of the day!
Stay tuned for more funny stories!
Next week, they'll aim for a laughing race and write funny jokes!
Do you want me to beat you up?
No, I'm sorry.
Also, Tanaka Natsumi and Crazy Oda will do their first comedy!