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HKT48, let's start again tonight!
HKT48 has started laughing again this summer!
Tonight, they'll learn common jokes.
In addition, they'll work with first-class writers and try comedy.
Who will it be?
HKT48!
This time, we have a first-time member of the studio.
A first-time member.
There are quite a lot of people.
How was it? Did you watch the first episode?
We did!
How was it?
Shinota-chan is amazing.
She is.
Amazing.
Why are you repeating yourself?
Thank you very much.
Now, everyone is aiming for the final of the comedy show race.
They'll be challenged various comedy genres.
This time, we'll be challenging...
Common jokes!
(Common jokes)
They'll learn common jokes that will make you laugh and sympathize with them.
In addition, they'll work with HKT48 for the show race.
That is...
Yamada-san from "Itsumo Kokkara"!
Yamada-san will work with us.
Wow!
This is amazing!
Guitarist Ichi!
That's right!
One step forward, and forward!
Wow!
How far are you going to do it?
(Laughing)
Yamada-san has been active in "Itsumo Kokkara" in various genres.
In fact, it is said that he produces popular entertainers, such as entertainers who advanced to the final of "Itsumo Kokkara".
Wow!
Mr. Yamada will check the cooperation video later and fully cooperate with the members who feel inferior, and they will be their brains.
The final of the show race may not be a dream.
Then, let's try it!
The members of HKT will do "sad times" as they call it.
Now, let's see how it goes.
Sassy, could you show us how you do it?
I'm a teenager.
I used to watch it a lot.
It's embarrassing.
Now, it's Sassy's "sad times". Go ahead!
When you're sad.
When you're climbing up the stairs and you think there's only one more floor but it's not and you fall down.
When you're sad.
When you see your white friends even though it's summer vacation.
When you're sad.
When you feel like you've reached your limit in the third of three episodes.
Thank you very much!
The third one is "the fact".
Personally, I like the second one.
Because it's summer vacation.
Isn't it dark?
Don't you go outside?
Don't you usually go somewhere?
Now, let's do it!
Who came up with "sad times"?
Are you ready, Yabuki-chan?
Yes!
Let's go!
This is Yabuki-chan's "sad times"! Here we go!
When you're sad!
When you don't have a wireless earphone and you're listening to music in loud volume!
When you're sad!
When you're told "today is the last day" in a handshake meeting!
When you're sad!
When you're told "your face looks like Sata Andagi"!
That's sad!
And your last episode?
"Your face looks like Sata Andagi"!
Your face is black and rough?
Well...
Don't say something crazy!
It's not rough!
You just said something crazy, didn't you?
That's cruel!
Right? Your face is black and rough?
Don't say something crazy!
Who else came up with "sad times"?
Yes!
Tomiyoshi-chan!
Yes!
Let's do it!
When you're sad!
I know what you're going to say!
What kind of sports did you do?
When you were in elementary, middle and high school!
When you're sad!
When you don't look like your mom or dad!
When you're happy! When you're sad!
When your staff members say you look like Master Sakata sometimes!
Wow, that's amazing!
You're doing your best!
Awesome!
That's funny!
You don't look like him, do you?
That's right. My mom and dad had small faces, but for some reason, only one of them was born with a big face.
So, Yamada-san, what do you want to keep in mind from now on?
I have a note.
It's a common point.
The scene comes to mind.
I usually forget it, but when I'm told about it, I remember it.
It's better not to get too close to the group.
It's better to be accepted by the world.
How about you, Miyo-chan?
Everyone is amazing and I'm always anxious.
Let's do it!
Now, it's Tomonaga-chan's "Sad Times."
Sad Times!
When I dyed my hair for the first time in my life and various adults told me it didn't look good on me.
Sad Times!
When I was told for about 19 years that I looked like I didn't want to do this much and that various people didn't want me to do it.
Sad Times!
When I shake hands with people after appearing in a social media magazine and only people look at my boobs.
I'm glad you like it!
It matches with Yuru's low tension.
It's the first time for Mio to get along with Yuru.
I'm glad you like it!
The volume is just right for you.
How about you, Miyako Aki?
Everyone has a high level and I think it's amazing.
It's already been told, isn't it?
I'm still in the early stages of joining.
I haven't caught up with my skills yet.
Who else?
Miyako Aki, would you like to go?
Yes!
Let's go!
It's Miyako Aki's "When I'm sad."
"When I'm sad." "When I'm sad."
When I look back at LINE for a moment and suddenly get a LINE message from that person and think, 'Wow, this person reads very quickly.'
"When I'm sad." "When I'm sad."
When I draw important types with a three-color ballpoint pen and get red.
"When I'm sad." "When I'm sad."
When I put on a lot of lip balm before going to bed and my lips were dry in the morning.
Do you have any examples?
Yes, we do.
How about you, Yabuki-chan?
It's different from what I originally thought of.
That's why I was thinking about all of that.
That's why I changed my mind.
That's because Yamada-san is watching you.
Who else?
Miyako Aki!
Yes!
Let's go with that.
"When I'm sad." "When I'm sad."
"When I press the "sexy ad" button while I'm reading on the internet and a screen full of sexy pictures appears."
"When I'm sad." "When I'm sad."
When I can't meet my mother or older sister on Christmas evening and eat a birthday cake with Tamori- san who is sitting in front of the television!
Am I an Indian?
What's going on?
She's an Indian.
She made Sanshiro panic.
What's going on?
When you're sad.
When you drink a lot of soda on the train.
When you're sad.
When you got dumped in 4th grade and your sister was dumped too.
When you're sad.
Why are animals' legs short but humans are not cute?
I heard a "hmm" from behind.
It wasn't your opinion?
At the end, too.
Animals have short legs.
But humans are said to have short legs.
There is a package of sad times and happy times.
Why is that?
I want you to say "time" at the end.
Oh, I see.
It was too unique.
Next.
Oda-san.
Thank you.
Oda Ayaka is fully open.
Yes.
Go ahead.
Yes.
That's too much.
What is crazy Oda's usual joke?
Go ahead.
When you're sad.
When you were sleeping and your phone fell on your face.
When you're sad.
When you couldn't eat grilled meat.
When you're sad.
When you didn't know what you were doing in your room.
Wow.
Why?
Unexpected talent.
I don't think you've been able to change anything so far.
Come here.
There are still many stories to tell.
Before that, HKT, which aims to win the show race, will show you a full-fledged story with the help of professional writers.
Yabuki Nako's challenge has also been decided.
This time, with the help of writer Takaashi, who plays Brain of SUMMERS,
Tomiyoshi and Komada will challenge the story.
I think you should stay away from the characters.
Even in the school dormitory, they train themselves.
They send videos to writer Takaashi in Tokyo and get advice from him.
They also come up with characters and costumes themselves.
Let's get started!
Now, HKT members and professional writers will be Brain and show you a full-fledged story.
Here we go!
What's going on in this drama set?
Why are you making me wait?
What are you up to?
Manager?
Manager?!
I'm a manager!
The actress in charge is calling me!
What's going to happen?!
God! Tell me!
No, you're acting like an actress!
Is something wrong?
It's my turn.
It looks like you're doing a supporting role.
The waiting room is always waiting for me at the bench in the park.
It looks like there's only one bench.
Other cast members are using it.
In this drama, only me and the cat appear, right?
So, that cat...
Why is the cat in the waiting room and me in the bench?
Because she's the leading role.
I agree!
That's right! There are more lines!
You! Hurry up!
Say it! You have to remember it!
Excuse me, is it okay for me to show you this?
Yes, yes, yes!
There is something strange!
Can I take a picture with this piece?
It's a performance, so...
No, I'm taking a picture! Hurry up and stop me!
Yes!
The real thing is cute!
Excuse me! Please refrain from taking pictures!
Oh, I'm not taking a picture! It's a video!
Excuse me!
It's not a picture, it's a video!
Are you stupid?!
Hurry up and stop me!
Yes!
Excuse me!
Please refrain from taking videos!
Oh, yes, I understand!
Is it okay for me to upload the video I just took to YouTube?
That's a problem!
If you upload it, please delete it immediately!
I understand!
Why do you make me upload it once?!
Oh, no!
YouTube is watching me, so I can't log in for the rest of my life!
I want to know what happened!
Oh, that's right!
I'm a big fan of that actress!
So I brought it to her!
I'm not a fan of you just because you say "that"!
It looks delicious!
Please give it to me!
What is it?
It's a gift for you!
Gift?!
I left it in Miyazaki!
Is it weird?
Don't say it like it's common sense!
It's weird, isn't it?!
Why did you leave it in Miyazaki?!
Hey!
You can't say that in front of your fans!
Even if you say it...
I didn't say it!
No, no!
I'll take it home with me!
What's with you two?!
Get away from me!
I want to remember the script!
Yes, understood!
We're sorry!
Seriously...
Excuse me, manager...
Is something wrong?
Can I have your autograph now?
No...
I think you should stop for now.
But I came from Miyazaki...
If I don't go back soon, I'll miss my flight!
You came from Miyazaki?!
Yes.
I'm from Miyazaki too!
Miyazaki?!
I'm stuck!
What's with you two?!
Can you stop it?!
But...
It looks like she wants an autograph!
I can't!
I have to memorize the script!
But...
It looks like you have flight time!
It can't be helped...
Give it to me.
Thank you.
Ah, it's hot...
Where's the pen?!
Ah, I only have Inari in my bag right now...
Then I won't sign it!
Do something about it!
I, Inari, won't sign it!
Can you at least do one challenge?
It's just so much oil...
Ah!
Yes!
I really want you to do it!
Got it!
With this...
Yes!
Ah, it's stained!
Um!
What is it?
It'll be your turn soon!
Eh?!
Do your best!
Eh?!
I don't remember the lines!
Thank you very much!
This time, we have a guest.
Takahashi-san, please come here!
How did you feel about these three?
I was anxious, but...
They stood out more than I imagined.
All three of them have their own characters.
Murashige-san has a good attitude.
I'm glad I had an attitude.
I've been doing it for years, but I've never won.
Sad times!
After this, Natsumi Matsuoka's self-torture!
Is Kanakami-kun going to slip again?!
H.K.T. is aiming for the show race.
Yamada-san is also cooperating with them.
Are there any members who have their own stories?
Sad times!
When ice cream melts into mud!
Sad times! Sad times!
When you watch videos at home and the speed limit comes with Wi-Fi!
Sad times! Sad times!
When my grandma was talking to the remote control by mistake!
Sad times! Sad times!
When my cell phone suddenly turned on and I suddenly looked like I was ugly like a lie!
Sad times! Sad times!
When I took off my clothes to take a bath, but I couldn't do it!
Sad times! Sad times!
When I got off the plane and moved to the bus and the bus was gone!
Sad times! Sad times!
When I thought that person was definitely an old man, but it was an old woman!
Next is Koma, who played the role of a fan with presence in the previous story!
So, go ahead!
Sad times! Sad times!
When the snack I thought was delicious was a snack for dogs!
Sad times! Sad times!
When my parents asked me where my name came from and I was told I didn't know!
Sad times! Sad times!
When I broke my balance on the train and sat on my father's lap with my children!
Oh, that's good!
Interesting!
It's easier to imagine now, isn't it?
It reminds me of the scene where I'm sitting and it's awkward.
Anyone else?
Tanaka Miku-chan!
Now, it's Tanaka Miku-san's "sad times"! Go ahead!
Sad times! Sad times!
When we were on the same singing show, but when I went to the AKB dressing room, it was more luxurious than an HKT bento!
Sad times! Sad times!
When I was wearing my clothes upside down and no one told me about it!
Sad times! Sad times!
Because I'm short...
Time's up!
I think she said this line with all her heart in a low voice.
I couldn't take it.
The second one was too much, but it's okay because we still have that one.
She had a face like "There's something amazing at the end."
She didn't say anything at all.
At the end, she said, "Put your hands down slowly."
At the end, she wanted to stand still.
The last one!
Let's go!
Go for it!
Time's up!
That was good.
It was funny.
In the end, Sashi's butt was too big.
Yeah, my butt was too big.
I couldn't fit in there.
That's the good part.
That's the bad part.
Yamada-san always checks this show from here.
Which HKT members will he cooperate with?
Stay tuned!
And at the end of this recording, there's an important announcement.
Looking at today's recording, I was wondering what's missing.
Experience in front of an audience.
That's why we're closing the venue.
In front of 2,000 people.
HKT BINGO LIVE will be held!
For more information, please visit the show's homepage!
Here's another announcement from the show.
HKT BINGO delivers all of its broadcasts, including video distribution services, Hulu and Nittere On Demand.
For more information, please visit the show's homepage!
"H.K.T. Hotel's Fun Time"!
Here's 8,000,000 yen change.
"Horiemon's Shopping"!
With 8,000,000 yen change, what kind of jokes will they put in?!
Here's 8,000,000 yen change.
"What kind of behind-the-scenes dealings"?
That's a good one.
Since we're in the middle of it, can we have Hinata Matsumoto join us?
Here's 8,000,000 yen change.
That's a good price!
Tuna...
That's enough!
We can't do anything about it from now on.
That's enough!
I won't miss that chance!
Tanaka Miku goes berserk!
A special version of "H.K.T. Hotel's Fun Time" and behind-the-scenes deals with Hulu!
"Big boobs"!
Next time, who will be recognized for their jokes?!
And Miyawaki Sakura will put in more jokes!
"H.K.T. Hotel's Fun Time"!
I'm going out for dinner.
Can I go with you?
That's gross!