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[HKT48's new challenge]
It's time for the real challenge!
Idol HKT48 takes on a new challenge in the summer of Heisei's last year!
Let's go!
Hilarious youth championship!
HKT48's Hilarious News!
This time, with the cooperation of professional comedians,
Maria Imamura and Riko Sakaguchi's full-fledged manzai
takes on the challenge for the first time!
Indeed...
Well, you know...
The flow is...
It's a one-man show, so...
The day before studio recording...
The staff goes to see them.
Huh?!
What?!
What is it? What is it?
Cute! Cute!
Cute!
I'm HKTB.
Oh!
Hello!
The other day...
In Fukuoka...
I had an audition.
Oh, yes.
And I had various professional manzai teachers watch that video.
So...
Why don't you two...
Huh?!
...do some manzai?
What?!
Are you serious?!
What?!
Wow!
Are you confident?
If it's Riko-chan...
No, no, no!
Wait a minute...
No, I'm good!
Huh?! Really?!
Then, let's...
Here you go.
Thank you.
Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow!
What should I do?
You look more nervous than at a concert.
Wow!
I'm surprised.
I have a stomachache.
You suddenly have a stomachache, don't you?
Yes.
Do you want me to say something?
What?
You are funny.
Wow!
I have to do my best.
You are always funny, aren't you?
I'm not funny.
You are always funny.
I'm not funny.
What does "heso" mean?
"Heso" means...
"heso" comes out of my body.
Does it?
Yes.
Wow!
You have a bad mouth.
You are really a middle school student.
I think tempo is important.
Wow!
Isn't it longer than I thought?
I have to do my best.
Hello!
I'm Riko Sakaguchi.
I'm Maria Imamura and I'm 14 years old.
Do you need to say your age now?
I should.
You are much younger than me.
It's an appeal point for me.
You are old enough to say that.
You have a bad mouth.
Riko Sakaguchi!
You sound like a woman.
What do you mean?
You have a bad mouth.
I can't do it.
What should I do?
I think catch ball is important.
I think manzai and partners are good friends.
I can't be friends with a simple amateur.
It's like a relationship.
It's amazing.
What should you do?
What should I do?
You should go to bed.
Like a child?
It's interesting.
I'm 14 years old, Imamura Mirian.
You should emphasize your age.
I'm 14 years old, Imamura Mirian.
Is it necessary to say your age now?
Of course it is. I'm much younger than you, so it's an appeal point.
You're making your age a weapon.
You're 15 years old, Osaki Utaka.
I don't know.
Let's look it up on YouTube.
I'm not good at singing.
You're good at singing.
It's difficult.
You might not remember it.
If either of you forget it, I'll never forget it.
Maria will.
Would you like me to do it one more time?
Don't do it.
I'll introduce myself first.
I'll say something strange.
It's better to be strong than to be weak.
That's right.
They're 10 years apart, but they're good friends.
On the day of the performance...
Hello, I'm Chiriko Sakaguchi.
I'm 14 years old, Maria Imamura.
Did you have to say your age?
Of course.
You're much younger than me, so it's an appeal point.
Why do you smile when you see unhappy people?
I'm scared.
I'll tell you in detail.
Why do you smile when you see unhappy people?
I think you should think about it.
I smile when I see unhappy people.
I'm scared.
Do you smile when you see scary people?
Why can't you see me?
Of course you can't.
If you can see me, you'll go crazy.
Why do you smile when you see scary people?
When I see scary people...
I think I'm not good at it.
Sakaguchi-san, please give her a round of applause.
Umamura-san, I don't want you to applaud this character.
I see.
I don't want you to do it.
I like a cool person like you.
You brought me here.
Are you okay?
I'm nervous.
Me, too.
I lost.
I made a mistake in the last push-up.
No, it's okay.
No, it's not.
I'm sorry.
It would be cool if you said it like it was flowing.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, it's my first time doing a push-up.
Yes.
I think you can do better than books.
For example, you can do ad-lib freely.
I think you can do better than books.
Your reaction was very good.
I could do it myself.
Really?
I could do the basics.
I'm okay now.
Thank you.
The hallway in front of the studio.
What they were practicing was...
Naida-san is watching us.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm very happy.
What do you do in such a situation?
It's true.
Even in such a situation, it's not a perfect crime.
I want you to say something different.
I can't do it without ad-lib.
Wow.
We can't do it without ad-lib, can we?
What do you want me to do?
What should I do?
I'm looking forward to it.
Five minutes before the show, they stand by in the back of the studio.
And...
Now, we will show you the comedy performance of H.K.T. members who have been trained by professional writers.
This time, it is a combination of Riko Sakaguchi and Maria Imamura.
It looks interesting.
And the writer who cooperated with us is Toshiaki Mizuno, who plays the role of Brain of Sandwich Man.
How about this combination, Sachihara-san?
As much as Rikopi has been evaluated, I'm looking forward to Maria's answer.
That's right.
It's a little difficult for all of us.
We have already seen this combination once for auditions.
Now, they will brush their arms towards the show race.
Do you have any advice for the first stage of the two in the back?
Speak clearly!
Do your best!
Now, Riko Sakaguchi and Maria Imamura's combination.
It is a comedy performance of H.K.T. members.
Hello!
I'm Riko Sakaguchi.
I'm Maria Imamura, and I'm 14 years old.
You don't have to tell me your age.
I do.
I'm much younger than you, which is an appealing point.
If you make it an appealing point now, it will be terrible in the future.
Leaving that aside, there are many strange things in the world, aren't there?
For example?
For example, why can't I see the Wi-Fi flying all over there?
Why can't you see it?
It's not a bug, so you can't fly it.
You will go crazy if you say it.
Then, why does everyone want to run a marathon even though it is so tough?
That's because we become "high" when we run.
They say "runners high".
Don't you laugh from the bottom of your stomach when you see an adult?
Are you a psychopath? It's scary!
You've been wearing glasses for a while now, so you should be more like a middle school student, right?
What do you mean "like a middle school student"?
For example, you can talk about delicious sweets, or you can talk about YouTubers who are popular these days.
I'm sorry for talking about that.
But I don't know if it's an adult.
Why?
Because why do adults want to drink and get drunk?
I'm sure there's something they want to forget.
I'm sure there's something adults want to forget.
Then, why do you want to make tempura with salt?
I don't know about that either.
I don't know about it, but...
Then, why do people from Amefuto...
Huh?
Why do people from Amefuto...
Huh?
Why do people from Amefuto...
Why did they cause such an incident?
That's right!
As expected of someone from Amefuto!
Then, why don't people from Amefuto Soudo's college show up?
Well, it's because they are children.
They're still children.
But if you say it too much, we'll get beaten up.
Let's not do that.
Then, why does Adachi Umi-san always stand like a child?
It's because she's an orphan.
I don't know about it, but...
Then, why does San Shiroo's Komiya-san like Roppongi at night?
Because it's erotic.
I don't know about people who are really adults.
Don't be depressed like that.
I'm an adult too, but there are a lot of things I don't know about.
Huh? You've been alive for more than ten years, and you don't know that?
You're suddenly calm.
I'm still 24 years old.
To me, you're an old woman.
I'm sorry, but you're the most depressed now.
I've been irritated for a while now, but could it be that this season has already started?
It hasn't started!
But I really don't know about people who are really adults.
At this rate, I...
♪ I stare at adults who don't understand each other's hearts. ♪
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Do you know, everyone?
It's Ozaki Utaka-san's song "Night of the Fifteenth".
If you're going to say it like that, sing it from the chorus. It's hard to understand.
But I was wrong to ask Riko-chan about it.
Because you look like an adult, but you're actually a child inside.
That's the opposite of Conan.
But is there something strange about you?
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh, you don't know? Because you're just living without thinking about anything.
What's wrong with you?
Calm down. I don't have time for you.
Why?
Because I have a kanji test tomorrow, so I have to study.
You're only a middle school student at the end. That's enough.
Thank you very much.
I forgot about it.
How was it?
I was nervous.
Why are you crying?
I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
It's like a press conference.
But this isn't the real thing.
It's a practice.
You'd better show it now.
I've never cried so much about a rugby match.
Really?
Maria-chan was always worried about me.
She said, "What if I fly?"
That's good.
I'm sorry.
I'm glad you said that, too.
Really?
I'm glad.
Now, we're going to brush up on the race.
Thank you very much.
Why are you crying?
I don't know.
What did you say?
I'm glad you said that.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's okay.
It was fun, wasn't it?
She said it was perfect.
I'm frustrated, but I can't stop crying.
It was fun, wasn't it?
You've been holding it up well since then.
It's amazing.
I fly even after that.
If Maria doesn't know about it, I don't know about it, either.
That's right.
It's important, isn't it?
I'm glad you said that.
Maria has more control than you do.
I'm glad you said that.
It was fun. I'm not lying.
I was nervous.
You're usually nervous, aren't you?
I think they did a good job.
It seems that the script was handed over the day before.
In such a situation, they often put lines up to that point.
I was very impressed that they could do it up to that point.
I think it's difficult even for an entertainer.
I think it's amazing.
I was looking at the members.
I think it's different when it's actually a general audience.
I think it's easy to receive now.
If you don't make it into a story that you've eaten a little more,
I don't think the audience will laugh at you.
Of course, so is the technology.
It's a long way to go.
I don't think it's possible.
I can see the light.
It's not dark at all.
I feel like my expectations have increased.