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HKT48's "Oneroge"!
You're noisy.
Yay!
No, you're not!
Is something wrong?
No, you're not!
Huh?
You're wearing an OM mask while you're working.
Did you notice?
What's with that mask?!
I'm sorry!
What's with it?
Actually...
It's nice to see you take off four of your socks at the same time.
(Laughs)
You're like Zendai Nemo!
It's amazing, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
And your face is swollen.
Yes.
It's like you just saw the news.
But honestly, wasn't that picture pretty cute?
No, it wasn't cute.
(Laughs)
It wasn't cute at all.
No, it was really swollen.
And you're hiding it under your mask...
But if you take it off, you can't really...
You can't really tell?
It's amazing.
It's like Shokupanman.
Shut up!
If you said you wanted to do a live-action version of it, I'd be the one to do it.
What?!
For real?
For real.
Then show me.
No way.
Why not?!
I'd have to see it if it wasn't someone who's shed their blood once.
(Laughs)
Oh, right!
You can't see it unless you wear it at night.
I wish I could, but I can't do it yet.
Um...
Can you wear it at night and take it off in the middle of the night?
(Laughs)
If I were Shokupanman right now...
(Laughs)
For real...
Show me.
I don't want the world to see it.
The world...
No, show it to Goto-san.
I don't want anyone to see it.
I'm really surprised.
Show me.
No!
I won't show it to the world.
So...
Go in there...
(Laughs)
Show it only to me.
If you laugh, it'll really hurt.
Seriously, don't make me laugh.
Then show it only to me.
I won't bite you.
Don't make me laugh.
It really hurts.
I won't bite you.
Goto...
Goto-san, I don't think you should invite a woman to your bed like that.
(Laughs)
I don't like it!
I'm not telling you to see it in your bed!
I won't bite you.
That's what I thought.
(Laughs)
It's fine, but...
Show me.
But you can't show it here, right?
Yes, I'm sorry about this.
But I think you'll really be surprised.
Please don't laugh.
Yes.
Here I go.
(Laughs)
One more time, one more time.
No, no, everyone, Goto-san is inviting me like this one more time.
What? (Laughs)
No, it's not that bad.
No, it's not like that. Goto-san is like this now.
No, I'm telling you the truth, but I don't think it will change much.
What? (Laughs)
No, it's a lie, it's definitely not like that.
No, really.
Oh, it's true.
Yes, really, really.
It's funny, it's funny, it's funny.
I compared it three times and once, it's like that.
(Laughs)
I'm not that swollen, I'm happy.
It's funny.
First of all, I don't have a schedule.
So I shook hands for two days.
If it was the day before, I wouldn't be on TV.
So I took a day off from work.
If I had a couple of days off, I'd be able to do it.
It's my fourth day now.
It didn't work at all.
It's a little painful.
You're an idol of the century, you know?
No, I don't know.
Momoe Yamaguchi, Kyoko Koizumi, Matsuda Seiko, you know?
Am I wrong?
No, you're wrong.
Am I wrong?
No, you're wrong.
What am I?
You're the cutest man in the house.
You're the cutest man in Sango Island.
It doesn't matter if it's a house, but at least it's an apartment.
I'm sorry about this week.
So I got excited and took off my clothes.
That happens.
It happens to pros, too.
It happens.
Something went in my mouth.
You used to say that when you looked at me.
Don't worry about me.
I'm not worried about you.
It's just swollen.
No, it's not.
Something went in my back.
It hurts when you laugh.
Don't say anything funny today.
It hurts.
It hurts when you laugh.
It hurts so much. I'm sorry.
Oh, I have to talk about that.
What is it?
"LALALAST".
I think it's fine now.
Even if you don't give me any information.
I make posters for general elections every year.
Last year, I borrowed a story from "not perfect human".
I made a poster like "I'm not perfect, but please support me".
Each member who participates in "LALALAST" can make a poster.
This year, I made a poster of "LALALAND".
It's a big hit movie, isn't it?
I used a catchphrase "LALALAST".
I made a poster of "LALALAND" the most famous movie.
I asked Akimoto-san who should play this role.
At first, Akimoto-san said "Matsumoto-kun" or "Goto-kun".
Matsumoto-kun?
Matsumoto-san of "DOWNTOWN".
I thought only Goto-san would play this role.
I think Goto-san would play this role.
Goto-san is the only one who can't play this role.
Hey, it's love!
Matsumoto-san's next role is me.
But, Akimoto-san said "Goto-kun" will make fans happy.
And he said "it's good".
We shot separately.
It's a very good role.
"It's a very good role", you said.
You came to shoot directly.
I told my manager, of course, but I thought I should say it first.
Your manager said it first.
I knew it.
"You came from Sashara".
I was worried about it.
That poster should be shown alone.
I was worried about it.
But Akimoto-san said it first.
So I was worried about it.
You didn't look worried about it.
You looked very happy.
You should have done it first.
You should have done it before the recording.
You should have done it with Sashara.
You should have done it.
But Sashara-san had already done it.
Really?
Sashara-san didn't come.
And you did it alone.
That's not true.
Sashara-san didn't come.
You should have done it alone.
So we did it like this.
"No, you didn't".
"I didn't feel it".
The staff came and pulled me with their arms.
I didn't know it would be like this.
I was holding hands with an old man.
What's that?
"That's you, you idiot".
That's funny.
Was there anyone who didn't like it?
I think there are some people who didn't like it.
I've never seen anyone who didn't like it.
I don't think it's fixed.
I just hope it's funny.
But Akimoto-san said it was funny.
He said it was funny and praised me.
But I'm extremely angry.
You were extremely angry, weren't you?
Even though you're me.
She's annoying.
People who do manzai are good at making facial expressions.
Like a genius photo.
Like a representative photo.
Like a election poster.
With an annoying face.
Like that.
There's also a face in a program poster.
The funniest one is Fuji TV's...
What was it again?
Maybe You're Wrong?
It's really funny.
That one!
I'm glad you can see me in person.
Was it funny?
Was it painful?
It's my first time meeting an entertainer after doing this.
But it's funny.
It hurts.
Today, we're going on a trip for our fans!
We're going on a trip!
We're at Nagasaki House Tembus, which celebrates its 25th anniversary.
That's right.
This time, we're at Nagasaki House Tembus.
In a park that reproduces European streets,
this is Japan's most populated area as a theme park.
This is fun!
Let's go!
From that House Tembus, we have a program offer.
Today, we received an offer from House Tembus.
What kind of offer was it?
It's very popular with seniors, but it's rare for young people to come.
We want young people to come and we want you to make a 10-second commercial.
- Commercial? - That's right!
The strangest spot in Japan where House Tembus is located.
The first strangest spot in Japan is a hotel certified by Guinness World Records.
This is a hotel.
Yes, it's a hotel certified by Guinness World Records.
What is it?
- Wow! - What is it?
- Why are you so surprised? - What is it?
- Wow! - What is it?
- It's a dinosaur!
- I'm surprised! - I'm surprised!
The robots are the main staff.
- All of the robots are at this hotel. - Interesting!
The world's first robot working as a staff.
- It's called "Henna Hotel". - Cute!
From front staff to porter,
the number of working robots is...
219!
Moreover...
- This is the Guinness World Record. - Really?
- What's the Guinness World Record? - It's the world's first robot working as a hotel staff.
- Wow! - It's the Guinness World Record.
- It's definitely the Guinness World Record! - Wow!
"Henna Hotel" means "changing" and "evolving".
"Henna Hotel" means "changing" and "evolving" from now on.
There's a strange service in the guest room, too.
- Good morning! - Oh, it's Eon!
- It's our guest! - Good morning!
- Good morning!
In every room, there's a "cheery" robot working as a hotel staff.
- Isn't it useful? - Cheery-chan!
- Oh, it's here! - Turn off the light!
Turning off the light...
- Beep! - You're so empty-handed. Ask about your future, too!
- Wow! - Cheery-chan.
- It's really good! - Awesome!
- It even says "beep" by itself! - Beep!
- It says "beep" and it's cute! - Cute!
- You can even put it on. - You can? - Yes! - Awesome!
- It even has this kind of fun feature. - Give me the quiz!
- We will now give you the quiz. - Oh! Here it is!
- Please answer the name of the prefecture that you will answer. - Yes!
- Then, this is the first question. - Burun!
- Where is Morioka City located? - Aomori Prefecture!
- The answer is Iwate Prefecture. - Then it's wrong!
- Who said Aomori?! - Nobody knew!
- Then, Kochi-nan said... - What is it?
- "Let me dance with Murashige-san!"
- Oh! Awesome! - What are you doing?!
- What is this?! - One more!
- The members said...
- They thought of lines and camera angles, and here is "Weird Hotel"'s 10-second commercial!
- What?! - It's a lie! - Come here!
- Weird Hotel! - It's in Greece!
- What?! - Weird Hotel!
- Search it on the internet!
- The "Wonderful Spot" team went to the spot where 50,000 flowers bloom.
- Here! - Flower Road!
- It's a great picture! - You can say that it's an epitome of "Kausten Boss".
- Taking pictures with Kaka-san... - It's a great picture! - It's a good experience!
- The number of flowers in Japan is the highest among "Ajisai Ai" blooming in the coming seasons.
- Kausten Boss blossoms all year round! - Really?! - Just a little before?
- That's right! - Wow!
- Just a few seasons ago, we had tulips. - Oh, tulips!
- In the Netherlands. - In the Netherlands.
- It's beautiful here. - Then, we have pomegranates, pomegranates...
- Pomegranates and hydrangeas. - Wow!
- That's great! - Then, we have hydrangeas.
- Hydrangeas! - Hydrangeas!
- Yes, sunflowers, lilies... - Wow!
- They bloom in many places like that. - That's great!
One of the characteristics of Kausten Boss's flowers...
- It's not just about looking at them. - What is it?
- What do you think it is? - Smell it!
- Wow!
- Smell it?! - Wow!
- You guessed it right! - Smell it!
- It's tulips and roses. - Wow!
- It's provided by the palace in my area. - Wow!
- It's not just roses and sweets, but roses themselves. - Wow!
- For flowers? - Yes!
- Flowers... - Is it good?
- I like tulips. - Wow!
- Does it have a taste? - It's not about the taste...
- It's about the texture.
- The texture of the tulip petals...
- It's soft and chewy.
- You can eat it with sauce or rice.
- You can eat it with salad?
- Yes!
- And now, the boss...
- This year, my mother has the license of a flower teacher.
- Wow! - What is that?
- It's a flower.
- Wow!
- Isn't it wonderful?
- Wow!
- That's right.
- Wow!
- That's right.
- Like a flower...
- I want it to be beautiful and loved by everyone.
- I want it to grow up well.
- That's great. - It's perfect for a flower teacher!
- Wow! - Yay!
- The image... - The image...
- I'll tell you about it later. - Thank you!
- Sana-chan's job has been decided!
- Thank you!
- The member's...
- The member's... lines and camera angle...
- Thank you!
- Flowers are in bloom all year round! - Lots of flowers!
- Tulips! - Maroons! - Oranges! - And flowers are eaten?!
- Wow! - Wow!
- On the other hand, strange spots are useful in the near future.
- Next, I'd like to introduce you to something a little different. - Yes!
- Actually, it's that vehicle you're looking at now. - Vehicle?
- Yes, this is it. - Wow!
- Are you that surprised? - Wow!
- It's an air wheel that allows you to easily move in and out of the circle.
- Here you go. - Wow!
- Wow!
- This time, let's put some force on the sluggish heel side. - Wow!
- Wow!
- The air wheel is a mechanism that detects the tilt of your feet and runs. - This is fun!
- It suits you, William. - When you want to move forward, just put your weight on your toes.
- When you tilt the handle to the left or right, it changes direction.
- While roaming around the city, looking for a good commercial shooting spot,
- I want to spend a holiday like this in the future! - Sounds good!
- I like the music too. - Sounds fun!
- While playing in the garden at your own house,
- I'll pick up my garden.
- Let's do our best!
- Oni-san, let go of my hand!
- You can also buy it in stores.
- Wow! Frogs!
- This is really fun!
- Nice!
- I like that white bag!
- That's amazing too!
- Let's use it!
- The members thought of lines and camera angles.
- This is an air wheel 10 second commercial!
- Here we go!
- Air wheel!
At that time, the team "wonderful spot" went to a super huge "facebo gourmet"
- Here we are! - Thank you very much!
- This is "Bikkenbikken" - What's that?
- "Fasebo Burger" - "Super Mega Cheeseburger"
- Thank you very much! - It's "mega" from the past!
What kind of huge "gourmet" is it?
- It's huge! - It's huge!
- It's like a hamburger! - Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
- What's this? - This huge "hamburger" can be made in hundreds of ways!
- It's like "Zabuton next to Milori" - The amount of meat is 12 times!
The huge "flyback" can be flipped over!
- It's amazing! - We can't make a reservation for this!
Tomatoes, lettuce, onions and pickles can be put on top of "Gourmet"!
- We can take pictures of "Gourmet" - What's this?
"Groda Cheese" and "Mozzarella Cheese" can be blended to make "Special Cheese Mozzarellaton"
The huge "Mega Special Cheeseburger" is complete!
Compared to one serving of hamburger,
it's obviously bigger than home.
It's really big, but how many centimeters is it?
It's about 35 centimeters.
It's bigger than 30 centimeters.
What are you talking about?
Your way of thinking is like a student.
How many centimeters are you?
How many kilograms is it?
It's big, isn't it?
How many centimeters is it?
It's as big as a child.
Is there anyone who can eat it up?
A customer came here alone the other day.
It took him four hours to eat it up.
Really?
Four hours?
What are you trying to do?
That's amazing!
This is it!
This is fun!
It's a lot of food.
It's as big as a killer's elbow.
Let's eat it up!
What are you going to do?
It's quite big.
Shall we eat it up together?
Shall we eat it up?
One, two...
It's like a commercial.
It's good.
I'm going to eat it up, too.
I want to eat it up.
They cut it up and...
It's huge!
Itadakimasu!
It's huge!
This is also from Egypt.
Rikoki is eating it in order.
It's so good!
It's juicy.
It's so soft.
It's all mixed with cheese.
I can't say anything.
Amazing! The bread is so fluffy.
It's so good! The cheese is so good!
It's so good!
I can't help but blend it.
Here is a 10-second commercial with each line and camera angle that the members came up with!
35cm in diameter, 3kg in weight, a lot of cheese and juicy meat!
A super huge Tateboburger!
Please come and try it!
Next week as well, 10-second commercial with Nagasaki House Ten Boss!
I like you! I like you!
You're crazy! You're crazy! You're crazy!
I like you!
But girls are always having fun.
That's not fair!
I'm jealous.
Going to weird hotels and stuff.
So next week, we're going to a good place with House Ten Boss.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm looking forward to it, but...
Sassy's unexpected big announcement!
Starting next week...
You're crazy.
I'm sorry.
Actually, I...
What?
It really hurts when you laugh.
I'm going to take a break for three weeks from next week.
You look stupid.
I'm sorry.
Since we're members of HKT,
we're going to invite people you like.
Are you a competition entrepreneur?
What are you doing?
I've decided.
As an emcee representative...
Yes, yes, yes.
You're a super famous story.
There's a role called "black devil" in our local group.
Junri Takada was the regular.
For various reasons, he couldn't go to the recording.
So Sanma was chosen as a major role.
The only thing planned at that time was funny.
That's when it became regular.
Maybe it's because Sassy Cameraman is gone.
I'm sure it's because Sassy Cameraman is gone.
Maybe it's because Sassy Cameraman is gone.
No, no, no.
Why is Take Cameraman gone?
In that case, Dad...
Sassy Devil...
Who will it be?