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Outing with H.K.T.40! Goto-san, thank you for joining us today!
Thank you for having me!
Today's recording is early as usual.
Yes, it is.
Is it for you, Goto-san?
No, it's not for me.
But I don't think it's for me, either.
No way!
Because I'm free at night.
I'm free, too.
After this...
Does Zakiyama-san have a job?
What?
My next job is Zakiyama-san's.
You have one, don't you?
Yes, I do.
No, you do!
That's exactly like you!
You're early!
But I think I'll do better if I'm early.
No, you won't!
I really want to do this at 1 or 2 in the middle of the night.
Really?
But really...
Yes?
If we record at this time, I'll be alone...
Yes?
I'll come here without talking to anyone, so it's scary.
Yes, it is.
I can't speak.
Yes, it is.
Yes.
Those of you who are watching already know that.
Yes.
First of all, we have to talk about this.
It's a rare scene.
Yes, it is.
We have to make them stand up.
Yes, yes, yes.
Today...
I'm going out...
The members have done a challenge to improve their dancing skills.
Is that so?
Do you improve your dancing skills every day?
Yes.
We do it often.
How is it?
Do you have confidence in your physical strength?
No, no...
Do you ask such a question?
I'm sorry.
I've seen it many times on the show.
It can't be like that.
Can you talk to a dog?
That's not it.
But...
Let's do a simple physical strength measurement today.
Physical strength measurement.
The first one is...
It's common, but...
Front foot.
It's like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
Can you reach it?
It's hard...
No, but you can do it.
You go first.
Shall I go?
Yes.
Oh!
It's hard...
No!
I did it!
What?
I did it!
What kind of power do you have?
But, well, normally...
No, it's hard.
It's not something you can do by singing and dancing.
Well, that's true.
Well, show me what you've done so far.
I'm also bitter.
But it seems that it is normal for you to be bitter.
It's like Garakei.
Wow! It's funny!
All right!
Let's do it!
All right!
Oh, but...
Do your best! You almost did it!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
But it's better than I thought.
It's not below zero, but I managed to do it up to about zero.
If you do it while saying "funya funya funya funya" or something like that, it won't stretch.
Really?
Funya funya funya funya funya...
I've heard of it.
Funya funya funya funya funya...
See? See? See? See?
That's right. It seems like it.
Like you put strength in your abs or something like that.
Soft, soft, soft.
Yes, yes, yes. It stretched, didn't it?
In reality.
Amazing!
It's a loss for those who cook.
I can't do it.
You can't do it?
I can't cook.
Continuing on...
Yes.
Sense of balance.
Yes.
Let's challenge balance.
Like this, a bottle with water in it.
Put this 500ml bottle on your thighs with one leg up. Like this.
And hold it for 10 seconds.
I can't do it.
But you're standing up all the time.
I might have a sense of balance.
Because I dance.
It's amazing that you can keep that position with one leg up.
I can't ignore it like this.
Shut up!
Can you do it like that forever?
I can do it.
I can't do it like this.
I'll keep it like this forever.
All the cats will run away.
I'll do it.
Amazing!
Wait, I'll do it with my voice.
Wait, amazing!
One, two, three, four, five, six...
It's amazing!
Amazing!
I'm the most surprised one.
Amazing!
Don't you go to the gym?
I do.
Isn't it funny?
A sportsman going to the gym.
It's not like that.
But I think I should go.
There was a time when I said that.
When you get fat, it's not funny.
It's stylish.
It's like...
You're fat even though you say that?
But...
It's stylish.
Are you serious?
What do you do?
What do you do when you get fat?
Well...
I hate filming when I'm full.
Me too.
We go well together.
But...
When I really want to laugh...
I make myself laugh.
But I don't film when I'm full.
What did you say?
I said it when I'm full.
No way.
30 minutes before the show starts...
I eat a sandwich.
You can't eat it right away.
That's right.
When I'm full...
I eat a rice ball.
I can't believe it!
It's not just that you hate it!
I hate it!
From the past...
Sassy and Goto-nii will answer the members' simple questions...
I don't care, but which one is it?
From "Imomera Maria"...
If I were born again, would I be a dog or a cat?
Wow, what is that?
I'm a cat because I'm traumatized by being chased by a dog.
Dog, cat, traumatized by being chased by a dog
What kind of animal is that?
The animation is...
Dog, cat, traumatized by being chased by a dog
If I were born again, I'd like to be human.
I absolutely hate it.
Absolutely human.
Ah, I see.
I've been thinking...
For example, the two cats in my house...
I wonder what they're doing now.
They have a lot of toys...
They're running around and chasing each other...
But you guys don't touch your phones, do you?
We don't.
We just...
Think about things like being warm or cold...
And live our lives like that.
I wonder what we should do when we have free time...
If we were dogs or cats.
But it's better than doing anything.
You don't even have a tail.
It's cute, isn't it?
You chase your own tail around and around...
It's cute, but I'd like to be human.
If you ask me which one it is, it's the cat.
Why?
Because my cat is cute.
And sometimes...
On my days off...
When I think about being with it for a day...
It's half asleep.
That's why...
I like being free.
I like salmon.
Don't ignore me!
If I had to choose between a dog or a cat, I like salmon.
I don't care, but which one do you like?
You have to choose one of them.
When I watch my wife's video, she goes to the sea and swims in the river.
She cuts her body and aims for the upstream of the river.
When she lays eggs, a male comes and attacks her.
The face of a salmon at that moment is quite disgusting.
It has a terrible face and it opens its mouth wide.
I want to taste that pleasure.
You often say such things in the morning.
When I watch my wife's video,
I've never seen it before.
You're lying! There is such a thing.
When you lay eggs...
I want to see it.
Look at this.
It hurts a lot!
Let me see. It's shocking.
It's shocking, isn't it?
Look!
It's shocking.
It's amazing!
You're lying!
I want to be a salmon, too!
What are you talking about?
Well, for today's show, we'll go out.
- Hey! Go out! - What?
- Go out! - What?
- They're young girls. - They're young.
- I can't do it. - Go for it, Maya!
- I can't do it. - Go for it!
- My neck... my neck doesn't work. - It's cold.
- Yes.
- Today, we're going to go to a popular classroom... - Vivian.
- to make the performance at the theater... - Vivian.
- evolve in a good way. - Where is it?
- The classroom? - Yes.
- It's a classroom we haven't shot yet. - Oh, I see.
- A classroom that lets you improve your dancing skills... - Huh?!
- Wow! - What?!
- Wow! - Huh?!
- Are they coming?
- Wow! - Wow!
- What?! - Wow!
- They're individuals! - That's strange!
- Wow! - Oh my gosh!
- Hello. - Hello.
- Oh my gosh.
- What kind of classroom is it?
- This is a exercise class that adults can go to.
- Exercise? - Exercise?
What are we doing today?
Today, we're going to have you do backflips.
Backflips?!
Are we doing backflips?!
Actually, now...
Thanks to the activities of the Rio Olympics Gymnastics Japan representative...
Backflips are a secret boom.
At Warsaw Fukuoka High School...
From 5-year-olds to 55-year-olds...
We're actually doing it.
The number of students is about 100.
I probably couldn't do it even once.
I've never done it either.
The chance of learning backflips is...
70% or more!
They try backflips for theater performances and concerts.
- Boys used to try backflips. - Can we do backflips, too?
Based on human body structure, we can do backflips for sure.
- I can do it without you. - No way!
- Anyone can do it. - No way!
Can they master backflips in four hours?
And finally, members who succeed...
- Can you do it? - I'm scared!
The first lesson is backflips.
- Backflips are official names... - I can't use my hands.
- It's called backflips. - I'm scared of it.
- It has "backflips" in it. - What?
You turn while backflipping.
Backflips require you to support your whole body in a backflipped position.
- I can do it. - What?
- You put your weight on your hands... - Wow!
- It's beautiful! - Wow!
I can backflip that high...
I can't do it!
Wow!
I can't do it!
- I can do it! - No way!
- I can't do it! - No way!
Aramaki is...
- Cute! - What's up with you?
- I love you! - You're so cute!
You're so cute!
Next, what does it mean to jump backwards?
It's like you're about to fall backwards.
One, two, three...
- Your body should be straight. - I should do it slowly.
The key is to swing your arms quickly...
and stand in a straight line.
- One... - Two...
- I'm scared. - Jump backwards.
- One... - Two...
The biggest obstacle is fear.
- I'm scared of this too. - I'm scared of this too.
Can they overcome fear?
It's like when you're tired and go to sleep.
- That's true! - That's true!
- One, two, three... - One, two, three...
Jump backwards and practice jumping backwards.
- I want to fall. - Fall down more.
I want to fall.
- There's a gap. - There's a gap.
Like we did before...
Remain standing.
Anyway, it's important for the body to get used to jumping backwards.
80% of fear is like this.
Smooth.
Wow, she's strong!
She can do it for sure!
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Wow!
She's really good!
She can do it!
I'm so nervous! But it's fun!
She's full of emotions.
Wow!
Next is a trampoline practice.
Tramp!
Go! Go! Go!
Wow!
I'm a little behind.
Using a trampoline, they teach their bodies how to spin quickly.
You guys are amazing! How do you do it?
Wow!
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
And you can also jump on your own.
Wow!
They're pretty good at it.
And here...
Please teach me.
Murakawa will teach them individually.
You're flying really high.
Behind you!
You're a little behind.
Behind you!
Behind you like this.
Wow!
You're pretty good at it.
Can you do it?
What is this?
Lastly, they'll teach you how to do a router band that's close to the floor.
They have one hour left until the end of the router band.
They're pretty good at it.
Wow!
They've been doing it for four hours.
Yes, yes, yes.
What is the closest thing to success in their practice so far?
Wow!
You're flying!
How is it?
You're flying really high!
However, it's not the back that's flying high, it's the top that's flying low.
Furthermore...
The kids are amazing.
Wow!
They're really flexible.
When they land, Imomura can't help but bend his arms.
Will they succeed in their practice?
Now all you have to do is fly with confidence.
Now that I've come this far, I want to do it.
I really want to do it.
And now it's time to show their 4-hour confidence.
It's finally happening.
I'm sure it'll be fun.
Let's show them the results of their practice.
But wait, Mikan-chan...
Mikan-chan!
You're doing your best, right? Is it for real now?
It's for real now!
What are you doing?
I'll do my best.
In fact...
Tanaka, who judged that she couldn't get a bad score, changed the subject in the middle.
And that is...
Will she succeed?
- If you do it with a trampoline, you can do it, can't you? - No, I can't do it! I'm scared!
No, no, no.
Kenpi, you're so naive!
- Do you have it? The last one. - Now, right?
And now, we'll reveal the comeback score!
The members are still inexperienced.
This time, we'll support them right away.
Noguchi-sensei will support them right away.
First of all...
Aramaki
Ready...
One...
Two...
Go!
They can't turn around.
Sensei's assistance has come in.
- It's a little stiff. - Yeah.
Next up...
Okamoto
- Wow, amazing! - Wow, wow!
- This is amazing! - This is amazing!
It's really amazing.
The jump is low...
Sensei's assistance...
Next up...
Yonkusei Takeda
OK.
OK, be careful.
Here we go!
Ready...
One...
Two...
Go!
One...
Two...
Go!
Sensei's assistance has come in.
- Amazing! - Amazing!
They can turn around without assistance...
Unfortunately, they failed to land.
That one was pretty good.
- Wow! - It's a shame you got hurt.
This time, the most excited one is...
"Imamura"!
Imamura
Here we go! One, two, three!
It's hard to land.
He couldn't jump backwards and failed to land.
Well, well, but...
Ah, this brings back memories!
What's this?
This used to happen in the past.
In fact, when she was practicing in Reuterbahn...
That was good!
That was a good one!
It's fun!
It's gotten bigger!
It even became a "cat's floor"!
It did!
Now, the last one is "Murakawa"!
Here we go!
One, two, three!
Look at the speed!
When I tried it with one arm, I remembered that I couldn't do it with one arm.
Without the teacher's help, he barely landed!
My hand turned a little, but I was able to jump well, so this is a success!
It's only been ten hours!
That's amazing, everyone!
For the teachers who were in a hurry, they received a "go-out badge"!
They learned a new skill in only four hours!
They improved their dancing skills, and their "go- out" ended!
The way they taught you that you can do it in only three hours is really impressive!
Yeah, it was really interesting!
And of course, their physical strength...
I'm sure there are some who can do it.
It's impressive that there's no one who gives up!
If I were in there, I'd probably give up.
Yeah, you can do it, so it's a good picture.
But even when we were watching the video for a few hours, everyone was doing it properly, so I thought it was impressive.
So, among all of them, it's surprising that Vivian was the best at it!
She's more of an indoor type.
She's got guts! She fights against her fear, so I'm sure she'll do well!
It's like she's in "Village Vanguard"!
It's like...
It's funny!
It's like...
I don't have the image of exercising.
Me neither, and I wanted to do it.
It's all about guts and effort!
After this, Ms. Goto, who's not very good at exercising, screamed with her soul!
At her age...
And her recovery power!
I'm scared! I don't want to hear it!
People say I'm a bad athlete, but...
When I was in elementary school, I was better than everyone!
I don't think you're bragging about your past!
You say that a lot!
I don't think you're popular or anything like that!
I was in the top class in gymnastics!
But that's the peak of my exercise!
There's no peak in exercise!
Singing and dancing for three hours...
It's amazing you can do it!
I go to the gym to build up my stamina!
I don't use muscles or go on a diet!
My stamina is gone!
It's a shame!
At your age...
And your recovery power!
I'm scared! I don't want to hear it!
People say I'm a bad athlete, but...
I don't think you're popular or anything like that!
Who was the most shining MVT today?
- What do you think of the MVT? - I'll give it to Maria.
You worked hard.
- Vivian was amazing, too. - Everyone worked hard.
Everyone did their best, but I'm getting used to it.
- Then you'll give it to Maria, right? - It's best for me to give it to Vivian.
- Then double MVT. - Yeah, let's make it double.
- Then Maria and Vivian, congratulations! - Thank you!
Next time, the girls will be re-enacted.
They'll learn how to take photos on Instagram.
- Don't shake it! - Don't shake it!
- Wow! - Wow!
The newest members of Fukuoka will appear on Instagram!
Okay, that was six.
Wow, this is hard!