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H.K.T. Vortex's "Going Out"!
Thank you for joining us today, Mr. Goto.
I'm sure you already know me, Mr. Goto, but...
I, Sashihara...
I have a new family!
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome!
I have a new cat.
Why?!
Does that double your cuteness?
It does. Both of our cutenesses double.
Both of our cutenesses double?!
Like...
Even if I don't use it, it won't let me touch it at all.
Oh, I've heard of that.
I used to hate having my pets touched, and even the owner of the pet store hated having their pets touched.
That's why I came to this house.
But there's one more cat that really wants to be touched!
Goro.
Oh, you call him "Goro"?
Minuet is his name. Minuet and Goro are his names.
Goro really wants to be touched.
When I put my hand like this...
Goro will rub his face against my hand.
He's so sweet.
It's the complete opposite!
And then...
Manchika will say something like...
Look over here. I'm like... a queen.
And he'll keep looking over here like this.
Both of them are cute!
Why?! Is this heaven?!
Heaven?!
Well, then...
I want you to watch a cute video.
A video?
Well, it doesn't really matter...
What is it?!
Come on...
It's a video of two cats, right?!
There's one I want you to see.
This is...
It has a really long chain!
I'll give you the video later.
It has a sound!
Yes, I made it.
It's cute!
Yeah, it's cute.
Oh...
Look at it!
Oh...
It's like playing with cat toys.
Look at it!
Oh, it's cute.
Oh, it's moving a lot.
It's cute!
I see.
What do you think?
Every cat is the same.
It's cute!
It's number one!
It's number one in the same ranking!
It's the same as "Banchikan Daroh".
It's cute.
It's not easy for you to buy it.
It's also about fate.
Where did you buy it?
It's a pet shop.
I thought it was cute.
I wanted to buy it, but I held back and took only the shawl.
There was a cat named Pasha.
I ate with Atsuko on that day.
Ms. Mayra Atsuko.
I asked her, "Isn't it cute?"
She said, "Wait, I thought it was cute, too," and took the shawl.
Atsuko, too.
It was that cat.
No way!
Yes.
I wanted to buy it, too.
That's amazing!
I wanted to buy it, but I had a cat.
I said, "You should definitely buy it."
You took the picture at a completely different timing.
Yes.
That's amazing!
That's right.
Atsuko thought it was cute and took it.
But it's not lonely.
I see.
I guess you're banned from dating.
I'm sorry.
What do you want me to say?
That's how you're saved, isn't it?
Well, actually...
You have a cat. You want a boyfriend. You want to touch a man.
You want a man to hug you. You want a woman to kiss you.
That's different from this, isn't it?
But it's not like you have someone at home.
But men and cats are different.
Touching a cat doesn't satisfy men's desires.
That's normal.
Even a little bit.
That's true. It satisfies men's desires.
But you're touching a cat and thinking, "Wow, I want a man."
If you say it like that, it'll be a hot news.
No, that's not it.
I can hug a cat, but I can't hug a cat.
What kind of wise saying is that?
It's not a wise saying at all.
I do it like this, but the cat is clinging to me like this.
Can you hold me for a second?
It doesn't come this far.
Men come this far.
Are you serious?
From now on, Sassy and Goto will answer members' simple questions.
It doesn't matter, but which one do you like?
The new segment "It doesn't matter, but which one do you like?" has just begun.
It's "Which one?"
This segment doesn't really matter, does it?
That's right.
Today's "Which one?" is from Komada.
Which one do you want your lover to do for you?
By the way, I like myself more than anyone else, so I like "which one do you want your lover to do for you?"
This is difficult.
Which one do you want your lover to do for you?
What do you want your lover to do for you?
I think there are many things like that.
You prepare meals, clothes and socks for your lover.
But you don't say "I love you" or "I'll never let you go" but you decide "I'll never let you go" in your heart.
This is also "which one do you want your lover to do for you?"
Women really don't know about it.
Well, I don't know.
That's what it is.
It's not good for men who say "I love you" or "I want to be with you"
They just look at you like that and act like you don't know anything.
What do you mean?
Men are like...
You're making fun of the whole of Kansai.
Men say "I love you" or "I want to be with you" and you say "I love you" but you don't know anything about it.
But you pretend you know it in your heart.
You're sure of it.
No, I'm not.
Let's go to a married couple.
Right?
You don't have to do it.
On the long road, there is a fun shopping street.
Right?
You don't go to the animal road all the time.
Sometimes you say "what's that?" or "what's that over there? It looks fun."
You have that zone, don't you?
I don't like it. I've never met a married couple.
I've fallen in love, but I've never met a married couple.
You're like that, too, right?
Right?
You come home and say "I'm tired of work and I'm tired of married couples," but you can't say it.
No, it's not like that.
You don't know it.
It's in your heart.
When you're eating, it doesn't matter if you like it or not.
You go to a married couple, don't you?
You go to a married couple and say "I don't like it."
You don't like it, but you like it.
I don't like it, either.
I haven't liked it since I was young.
You like it, don't you?
I don't like it, either.
You like it, don't you?
Why do you say you don't like married couples?
Which one of them do you like?
No, no, no.
Do you want to be loved or be loved?
Which one do you like?
I definitely want to be loved.
When you're at home, you bring me anything.
You bring me my cell phone.
No, I don't like it.
There are people like that in the world.
They say "I'm tired," and I say "Should I give you a massage?"
I don't like that.
I like kind people.
That's not kind.
There's no such thing.
There isn't.
I'm tired, so give me a massage!
I say it to women, "Why would you do that?!"
I'm tired, too.
"Can you do it for me?" "I'll die."
Oh well, you don't have a choice.
You don't have a choice!
Your father and you talking to each other is gross!
Talking to each other and talking to each other...
We do it quite often.
We do it quite often. Everything was gross!
If you massage me and say "I love you", is that okay?
No, I like everything! I want a new year!
He shows me his cell phone.
I can't go out with someone like that.
I know it for myself.
That's why you can't send emails to people who work.
Who is "someone who works"?
You can't tell the difference between us.
Who is "someone who works"?
For example, you were dating me.
Let's say you were dating Mr. AP.
Mr. AP!
Don't you like entertainers, Mr. AP?
No, I don't like entertainers.
I'm sure you don't like entertainers.
I don't like entertainers!
What if you become a woman's talent?
Oh, well...
For example, I'm a woman's...
I'm saying "sashihara" and "line date" here.
I'm already married.
My wife doesn't say anything.
That's because I definitely don't like you, Mr. AP.
Do you understand?
No, but still...
On the contrary, you don't like me.
You know I definitely don't like you, don't you?
I definitely don't like you.
It's kind of weird.
Why? Why? Why do you refuse me?
I don't have anything in my hands.
Why do you say "why"?
Why? Why? Why?
On stage at the idol's sacred place, the beach,
a hot summer of fighting!
The team that wins is divided into two teams,
the team that wins is divided into two teams,
and the team that wins is divided into two teams,
After three events, it's a 50-50 tie.
Now, the fourth event we want to win and lose here is...
The next challenge is a theme challenge!
A theme challenge?
In the sea?
Oh, I have a theme.
One, two...
Ta-dah!
A D-top ninja woman and an outing pose.
Find D-top ninja women and do an outing pose with them.
Now, let's go find them!
Yay!
Gotoni's team is Tomonaga and Okamoto.
Sashara's team is Aramaki and Vivian.
Misaki, can you find me a D-top?
D-top?
What kind of D-top is it?
It's hard for me to say.
It's hard for you to say?
Over there! Over there!
So cute!
Sashara's team finds a girl in a school uniform.
Is it okay if we show you on TV?
Okay?
How old are you?
I'm a kid.
Fourteen?!
Fourteen is too old for you.
Is there a D-top for a fourteen-year-old girl?
No?!
I'm sorry!
Stop it, fourteen-year-old!
Mom, do you have a D-top?
Stop it!
I'm sorry! Thank you! Thank you!
Meanwhile, Gotoni's team is looking for a shop.
Are there any female staff here?
Yes, there are.
Thank goodness!
The kind manager brought them here.
Hello!
Hey!
I'm asking you about your size.
Is it okay if I ask you about your size?
Is it okay?
Oh, no!
I'm sorry!
No, no!
I'm sorry!
Even after that, they continue to blame each other.
I'm sorry!
It's hard to find a woman in a D cup or more.
I think so, too.
Then, by chance, a member in the atmosphere finds a woman in a D cup or more.
Who is it?
Excuse me.
What can I do for you?
Can you give me a ride home?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm looking for a woman in a D cup or more.
Am I in a D cup or more?
Yes, you are.
By the way, is this broadcasted on TV?
Yes, it is.
Mr. Goto is in a D cup or more right now.
I want Mr. Goto to show off his muscles.
Thank you very much.
Anyway, it was a good D cup or more because it was me.
It's not "taniwa", it's "tanizoko".
It's funny!
At that time, the team suggested...
Oh!
You're here!
Thank you very much! Excuse me!
It's on TV, but is it okay if we film you?
Yes, of course.
Well...
I'm sorry to interrupt you for a few seconds, but...
Yes.
Do you have a D cup?
What are you talking about?
Well...
Can I touch you for a moment?
Go ahead.
Do you have a D cup or more?
Thank you very much.
Go ahead.
Thank you very much.
I'm sure you have it.
Oh!
Meanwhile, Mr. Goto's team asked the cafe staff.
Do you have a chest size or something like that?
Well...
Everyone!
Everyone, if you don't mind...
Everyone?
If you don't mind, can we have a D cup?
A D cup?
Yes.
Oh!
Thank you very much!
Do you have a D cup or more?
Yes, of course.
Thank you very much!
Yes, of course.
Thank you very much!
Which team will clear the challenge first?
Everyone!
The first team to return is the Sashihara team!
I found it!
I heard you have a D cup or more, but I haven't heard of any cups yet.
I haven't heard of any cups yet.
Oh!
Wow!
I like it!
Awesome!
Then let's challenge the challenge right away!
Pose with a woman with a D cup or more.
One, two...
Pose!
You've done it.
You're ten minutes late.
But you've come all the way here.
That's right.
One, two... Pose!
Cheers!
Thank you very much.
Sashiana's team achieved their goal first and won ten points.
Next is...
Ta-da!
A macho man and a dog kimono impersonation.
Sashiana's team searched for a macho man and impersonated former professional wrestler Antonio Inoki.
Machos don't last long.
What Sashiana's team found was...
Macho!
We're looking for a macho man.
He's a nice guy.
He had a dog like this before.
He's a pretty nice guy.
This dark-skinned man is...
Actually, he's the instructor, Watanabe, who's going to support us all day on the beach.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
You're so cool.
You're so cool!
You're so tough!
You don't have to be young.
You're right.
Wow!
Meanwhile, Gotoni's team is...
Excuse me.
We're looking for a macho man.
He's a nice guy.
Could you show me your scarves?
Wow!
Everyone's amazing.
Let's take everyone with us.
Everyone!
Which team is faster?
The team that came back first is...
Huh? You're fast!
You're fast!
First of all, Murashige will do the famous Inoki impersonation as an example.
No, it's not an example.
Antonio, do the Inoki impersonation.
Three, two, one!
You're wrong! I can do anything!
Three, two, one!
One, two, three.
Now for the second challenge.
Inoki impersonation with three macho men.
As long as I'm energetic, I can do anything!
One, two, three!
Right, right. Why didn't you change?
Why didn't you change into your original form?
In that short period of time...
Gotori's team has successfully cleared the challenge!
Then...
Everyone, I'm back!
Watanabe's Inoki impersonation is different from that of young people.
Please watch!
I lost!
As long as I'm energetic, I can do anything!
One, two, three!
Thank you!
That's how you say it. Thank you.
It's a very interesting and exciting team,
but Gotori's team, who quickly cleared the challenge, gets 10 points!
With the same points, it's finally time for the final battle!
You can do it! You can do it, both of you!
The last battle is...
Gachinko sumo!
I won!
I'll have you sumo on top of me!
On top of you?!
Everyone will participate in sea-level gachinko sumo!
No matter how many times you pass by, the first one to fall into the sea is the loser!
In the winning match, each team gets 10 points for each member who wins.
In other words, the team that hits the target first because they are tied now will shine in the glory of victory!
I see.
The first match is between Gotoni and Gorgo and Imada. Pay attention to their fighting spirit!
- It's the same thing! - That's right, it's the same thing!
- The enemy has taken over! - It's a massacre!
Imada starts with 2 seconds and Ueno with 1 second!
In the second match, Tanaka is easily defeated!
I can't talk at all!
In the third match, Sasihara's team faces Chuken Ota!
- It's a massacre! - It's a massacre!
- Calm down, calm down! - It's a massacre!
- It's a massacre!
- Funny!
- Feedback! - It's a massacre!
- Unusually strong!
Ota has successfully stopped Imada's win streak!
After this, he forces the opposing okamoto to leanback.
- Wow! - Finally, his head hit the stump!
- It's unexpected! - Ar severity!
- Look at you! - We're too cute! - Bring it on!
Yes, yes, yes!
With many wins in a row, the match is 2-2!
The fifth round is a middleweight match!
Haki, good job!
Good luck!
Yeah!
I don't care if it's like this or like that, I'm going to end up like this!
The king made her slip and fell to her death.
Oh, no!
We did it! We did it!
Even though they are friends of Daikinboshi, they were easily defeated by Vivian.
They faced off against Vivian versus Murashige.
Murashige can't lose as a senior.
She's closing in on Vivian!
There's still some left!
Oh, no!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! This is so much fun!
Murashige is closing in on Vivian, but Vivian is defeated!
Oh, my God!
The battle is finally over!
The Sashara team is finally in the finals!
Oh, my God!
After losing to Murashige,
will Aramaki be able to advance to the final round?
Open!
We did it!
Vivian!
We did it!
Oh, my God!
Will Aramaki be able to hold out?
We did it!
Oh, my God!
Murashige is pushing with her unbridled power!
Oh, my God!
She's really big!
Isn't she big?
Murashige...
She's a little heavy.
The audience is in a frenzy!
With Murashige's performance, the Goto team has won!
All right!
Goto team won!
Yeah!
Goto team won!
You did it!
Goto team won!
In the middle of summer, they went to a beach in the middle of summer, where they improved their solidarity.
Who is the biggest member of HKT?
Yuta.
What about F?
I don't know about Cup, but he is very big.
He is like when you find a monster.
When other members look at you, you become like that.
You showed me everything.
It's A, so it can't be helped.
How do you know?
It's my experience.
When you look at girls, you can tell their color.
What? Let me explain.
You are...
This.
Why is it black?
I can't explain it, but I practiced it.
When you look at girls, you can tell their color.
What? Let me explain.
You are...
This.
Why is it black?
I practiced it.
What did you practice?
When you go to a DVD store, you hide your face.
You look at girls' faces.
Pink is pink, but it's a little dark.
And it's like an uber-duber.
It's a little red.
This time, the worst member is...
What should we do?
This time, the worst member is...
What should we do?
But she was strong.
Shige-chan, congratulations!
See you next week! Good night!
Next week, idols battle in foreign countries!
I'm old, so please tell me I'm wrong!
After this, the anger still explodes!
Everyone, don't say you're scared of me!