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"HKT48's Departure"!
Mr. Goto, thank you for joining us today!
Thank you!
Mr. Goto, actually...
This is it!
The first issue of "Godama" has been published!
Wow! Everyone is doing their best!
By all means...
Oh, it's rare for me to put my autograph here.
Don't you usually put it around here?
Oh, you put it here, too!
Oh, wow!
Wow!
Mr. Goto, you always help me out with this!
HKT48's Departure
This show has been loved for so long
because of you, Mr. Goto, and many other people!
Thank you for your support for four years in a row!
I love you!
That's what it says.
No way!
Isn't it okay for me to think of it as a confession?
But it's written by about 500 people!
I see...
Well, let me see...
Oh, I see...
It's kind of like...
It's kind of like "slender"!
What was it?
It's kind of like...
No, it's good, it's good, it's good.
What is it?
No, it's good, it's good, it's good.
"Slender" is a pretty old-fashioned way of saying it!
Seriously, seriously, seriously!
I've never heard of "slender" before!
No, you're kidding me!
It's kind of like...
It's kind of like "slender" on an erotic video site!
It's the same thing!
Which one is the best?
For me, it's...
For me, I like how she's holding this bottle.
Isn't it too refreshing?
It's refreshing!
It's refreshing and amazing!
It's true!
You can go straight to Pocari Sweat!
Exactly!
It's really refreshing!
Oh!
You can also go with this uniform.
A bra top?
Yes, a bra top.
Oh, it's kind of like...
It's kind of like an adult-ish style.
The undergarments, too.
It's like an undergarment style.
Like an undergarment style?
Oh, is this also a undergarment?
I think it's an undergarment.
Oh, I see.
Because you're wearing this undergarment...
Yeah, it kind of looks like an undergarment.
It looks like an undergarment.
And it's light green.
Yeah.
The shooting was done in Guam for 3 days.
If you can get a photo album overseas, you must be one of the best.
Is that so? I haven't thought about it like that.
You also took photos overseas, didn't you?
Yes, I did. I went to Las Vegas.
Yeah.
I have something to say.
What is it?
Would you like to go out and shoot for New Year's?
What?
With me and Goto-san.
No, why would you shoot for my New Year's holiday?
Please don't.
Please.
Goto-san's family is there, so we'll go home with a bullet.
We'll shoot in the morning.
I'll sit there.
For New Year's holiday.
Why don't you use it for that?
That's a nuisance.
Where do you want to go? That's the problem.
France!
No, it's too far!
You said you'd come back in two days!
How long does it take you to get there in France?
About 14 hours.
That's quite a distance.
Well...
It's New Year's Eve in Hawaii, so it's kind of embarrassing, isn't it?
It's amazing.
If you just walk down the main street, you'll see Mr. Katsumatsu stopping a taxi.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
But...
If it's Guam, I'd like people to go out with me a few times.
I know you say you can't go out, but...
You have to move around a lot.
It's a lot of money.
I'll do it with a handy.
If it's like this...
I'd like to do it at home.
I'd like to do that.
I'd like to do it like this.
Oh, a flyboard!
I'd like to do that.
Oh, I'd like to do it, too.
Oh, then it's hard to do that.
Mr. Goto, if you do that, can I go home?
Can you get 30 points for that?
No, I can't.
Can you get one?
No, if you go abroad, you'll get at least two.
I'll get four, if I go out.
That's right, that's right, you'll get four.
I think I'll go at my own pace.
Then I'll go at my own pace, too.
I'll go at my own pace.
I'll go at my own pace, too.
I don't like you two going out.
I'll go at my own pace.
So, even if you say it, it'll cost you money.
Some of you staff, okay?
So, every time we shoot there, we'll make it clean.
No, of course, we have to make money there.
What should we do, then, for the shoot?
Maybe we'll just eat ramen.
Oh, my God!
Let's do that!
"Baka Kara" is a new program in which Sassy and Goto answer the simple questions of HKT48.
Actually, from this week, I'll stop asking Sassy and Goto what they want to know.
It's over. A new one has begun.
You don't have anything to ask me, do you?
We've been talking about it for a long time, too.
I said I didn't have anything.
This time...
"Whatever," but which one is it?
Which one?
What's that?
Which one?
I don't remember asking you that during the analog broadcast.
Which one?
Yellow or red?
A new program!
"Whatever," but which one is it?
After this, Sassy and Goto will have a heated debate about something.
This time, we'll start with Haruppi.
"Whatever," but which one is it?
Soy sauce or sauce?
Which one?
"Whatever," you say!
Haruppi says soy sauce.
What?!
I said "whatever," but you got really mad at me.
"Whatever," but you put soy sauce on croquettes?!
I've never done it or thought about it like that!
Soy sauce or soy sauce?
"Whatever," you say!
Soy sauce or nothing?!
Me, too!
I'll never put anything on them!
I like croquettes with a strong flavor inside.
But you need some potential for a croquette.
You can't have a croquette come to you with that kind of momentum.
You can't have it come to you with nothing on it.
Croquettes that are made with the assumption of putting sauce on them...
I don't like them.
Hit me with your own feelings!
Well, if you're going to put sauce on it, it's probably a combination.
Which convenience store croquette do you like the most?
Which one?!
Seven-Eleven's croquettes are insanely good.
How about you?
I don't know.
I don't know. They're good.
Can I choose one?
Okay.
Croquettes with "L" and croquettes with "family".
This is croquettes with "family".
I like croquettes with "L".
I don't even have an image of "L".
All I can think of is croquettes with "family".
Both croquettes with "family" and "croquettes with "L" are higher in my opinion than croquettes with "family".
It's a battle of pride and joy for me.
"L" or "family" are higher in my opinion.
If I were to say it easily, I like croquettes with "family" more than "family".
Have you ever eaten "L" cheese?
No.
Please try it once.
It's disgusting.
Please try it once.
What?!
Corporate effort!
I don't want to say it, but I don't want to praise your corporate effort.
Even if we talk about food on this show, we can't come up with anything expensive.
It's mostly convenience stores and frozen food.
Today, for fans' satisfaction, we went for a walk!
Today, we came for you, LUMi!
Tonight, on stage at an idol's sacred place, beach, we'll have a "monatsugo gachinko" competition!
This March...
We're Team T2!
In March, Team T2 was formed and became a three- team organization, HKT48!
In order to aim for a further leap forward, something more necessary than ever...
...is strong unity!
There, two teams will be divided into "unity battles"!
The way the teams are divided is...
This is "I love you, Sassy-san"!
I love you, Sassy-san!
The winner is...
Out of all the members who've said they've fallen for Sassy-san at least once...
Sassy-san!
Well, well, well...
I've fallen for her!
I haven't fallen for her!
Murashige-san, have you ever fallen for Sassy-san?
I've thought about it!
Wait, wait!
I've thought about it!
I've been trying to push her away and doing all kinds of things...
I'm sad!
You're saying you haven't fallen for her, right?
The members who haven't fallen for Sassy-san and the members who've fallen for Goto-niisan at least once...
will be divided into five teams!
Huh? My hair was longer than that when I took it off.
Didn't you just put it on?
With the hair extension.
First up is...
"Taiwan Beach Flag"!
Yeah!
It's a one-on-one match, and they'll try their best to get 20 meters.
The team that gets the flag first gets 10 points!
First up is "Life Saver" and "Demonstration"!
I'm fired up!
Okay!
Wow!
What's going on?
It's kind of nice, isn't it?
I want to do it!
I like that kind of scenery!
I don't like it at all, but...
You don't like it?
But I like how it is now.
Second match is "All Out" Vivian and "Exercise- Poor Tomonaga"
Go!
Go, Tomonaga!
Not good at all!
Go, Tomonaga!
No, Tomonaga, you can't do it!
Go, Tomonaga!
No way!
Second match is "Tanaka vs Gorgo-Yama"!
He's putting on a helmet!
But...
It's fast!
It's not hard at all!
Go!
What's up with the third match?
Go, Tomonaga!
The third match is
It's worse than I expected!
It's no good at all!
"Goto Team" Murashige's win!
You got a little too excited, didn't you?
A little too excited.
Right?
Fourth round, Aramaki vs. Kojima.
I won! I'm so happy!
She's taking it seriously.
Unexpectedly...
Aramaki wins by a narrow margin.
I'm going to go to the beach.
Oh, I see.
I love the beach.
She's like an oyster.
She's so cute.
She's probably saying that this isn't her place yet.
She's so cute.
That's what she's saying.
I see, she wants to be a mermaid.
Two wins and two losses so far.
Which team will win the Taiwan beach flag?
It looks amazing.
The last round is between these two who want to be on camera.
These two want to be on camera.
Go!
Wow!
This is crazy!
What's the result?
Okamoto was leading by one step.
In the end, Ueno took it from below.
Okamoto, can you not take it from below?
What did you do?
You missed it!
Wow, you're so lucky!
But you got it!
You did it.
Even though you lost, you got it!
Yay!
You did it!
After winning the beach flag,
Sasha's team gets 30 points,
and Goto's team gets 20 points.
Here is the next match!
This is called "Revolution".
If you ride it, you can enjoy all kinds of movements.
Three representatives will compete in "Revolution".
They will be forced to endure high-speed rotation at 30 km/h.
First round, Ueno versus Gorgo Imada.
The one who endures without falling to the end gets 10 points!
Does Ueno want to appear on TV a lot?
Or does Gorgo Imada want to stay strong?
Who will win?
- It's spinning! - It's spinning!
What kind of mechanism is this?
What will happen if you get pulled by it?
- It got pulled! - It's fast!
It's too fast!
Gorgo Imada can't stand the intense rotation and sinks.
Ah! I fell!
- You're doing your best! - I know, it's confusing.
Second round, Vivian versus Murashige.
It's a one-sided match!
I'll do my best!
Oh, no! Oh, no! I'll definitely fall!
- You can do it! - You're right.
The two continue their usual confrontation.
A fierce battle!
- It's spinning! - It's spinning!
Either of us is going to lose, right?
- Either of us is going to win, right? - That's right.
- I can't do this anymore. - I'm starting to feel sick.
Let's just get pulled normally.
They've been working hard for one minute from the start...
- Wait for me! - Wait for me!
- Which one? - Vivian! - Vivian fell!
Murashige's victory shows their seniors' determination!
- However... - It was a lot of fun.
- I had a lot of fun doing this. - Me too.
An emergency situation for Murashige who can't swim!
Help me! Help me!
What's going to happen?!
- You can't swim?! - I don't think so.
- You can stand up! - What are you doing?!
You can stand up, Coco!
You scared me!
What's with her?!
The third round has come with one win and one loss!
Aramaki versus Kojima, who showed us a great match earlier!
- You can do it, Miru! - Yeah!
- She's faster than before! - She's fast!
Miru! Miru! You can do it!
- Wow! - You're worried about the camera, aren't you?
You're worried about your face, aren't you?
Miru, aren't you too slow?
You're so cute!
From here, it's top speed!
You're so cute!
Kojima fell!
- She fell! - But she keeps holding on!
Either way, she's faster!
She reaches top speed of 30 km/h!
Kojima is thrown into the sea, but...
She clings on desperately for 50 meters!
In the end...
She runs out of strength...
- You're so cute! - You're so strong!
Once again, the winning team takes a step forward!
- You can do it, everyone! - Will they be able to win back the winning team?
- I hope so! - I hope so!
The next match is...
All of them will participate in the spinning bat relay!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Spinning bat! - Oh, it stinks outside!
They put the bat on their forehead and spin it 10 times.
In a dizzy state, they dash towards the sea!
They touch the sea 20 meters ahead of them!
They return to the beach and connect the batons!
The winning team gets 20 points!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Can we win? - Can we win?
- If we win, we get a comeback! - Can we win?
- Let's do our best! - Let's do our best!
The first half of the game, the fastest team in the second half will turn the game around.
The second half of the game, the fourth player, Tomonaga, will lead the game.
Ready... go!
- One... - One...
- Two... - Two...
- Three... - Three...
- Four... - Four...
- Five... - Five... - You're fast!
- Six... - You're fast!
- Seven... - Seven...
- Eight... - Eight...
You're fast!
Meanwhile, Aramaki is...
You're fast!
Meanwhile, Kojira has approached the pace.
- That was awful! - You're fast!
- You're fast!
Next is Murashige! Come on, hurry up!
- Three, four, five... - Is that a flame?
- Five, six... - This is bad, isn't it?
Where are you going?
I'm sorry.
I'm sleepy.
As expected of team second runner, Ota. It's too late to turn.
What? I can't turn?
Hurry up!
I can't turn!
Can you go straight?
What's wrong with you?
Both teams are still in touch with the difference in speed.
Oh, it's really hard.
Here, Ota also folds back.
Wow, she's really fast!
She's fast!
What's that?
She's a hard worker, isn't she?
She's fast!
Here comes a friend!
What will happen?
A hard worker, Ueno, comes to Vivian!
Then...
It's hot, isn't it?
She's running in order!
Two more!
She can't use her legs to turn!
Here, here, here!
It's hot!
It's embarrassing!
The fighting team finally touches the anchor with a baton!
It's hot!
She's fast, isn't she?
She's a woman who doesn't fall!
This woman...
She's fast!
She's fast, isn't she?
The TV show is...
three and a half hours!
She can't control herself!
She's a teacher and a leader!
The Goto team wins!
We did it!
We've recovered from last time!
We did it!
You're 15 seconds behind!
Sasha's team is also a goal!
The winner gets 20 points.
So, it's 50 against 50.
We did it!
Next time on "Manatsu no Gachinko Taikyatsu"
The second half!
Searching for people designated at the beach!
Challenge competition!
"Gachinko" on the beach!
Who will win?
Sasha's team?
Or Goto's team?
Ah!
You're bleeding!
It was a good match, wasn't it?
We did it!
50 against 50.
Can you not say "I'm losing" in such a pathetic match?
You're really losing, aren't you?
It was a good match.
Up until now,
both teams have given me 2 points.
50 against 50?
After this,
Goto really
doesn't like Okamoto.
Your hair with salt water...
No, it's gone.
Okamoto's hair
has grown quite a bit.
Goto
doesn't like Okamoto.
What's wrong?
Okamoto also does his best,
but during "Beach Flag"
he was spinning around in his bed
and couldn't lie down.
Your hair with salt water...
No, it's gone.
Okamoto's woman
has grown quite a bit.
What do you mean "woman"?
Maybe Goto is feeling it.
Today's MVP is
Mr. Ganbariya!
What do you think of today's "Going Out" music video?
Well, this is...
Well, this is... since it's divided into all parts of the park, I'd like to say it's next week,
but let's give it to Ueno!
You've been working hard, haven't you?
No, I've been working really hard!
And I'll do my best, so I don't mind if my face turns into sand.
I'll go with a headslide.
After all, Okao-san's face doesn't want to get dirty.
I just put on my hair, too.
That's right, you just put on your hair!
I want Mr. Goto-nii-san...
I want Mr. Goto-nii-san... to flush his lymphatic system properly!